Re: No cows on the moon yet: NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
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ChristopherGlenn
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Date: September 09, 2019 02:30PM
Hello, my name is Steve Wrote:
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> NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar
> Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
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> Why the fuck are we wasting our time and money
> finding India's missing lander? Let them find
> their own lander if they are so smart. Did they
> call the help desk? "Have you tried unplugging
> your lander, waiting 20 seconds, and plugging your
> lander back in"?
Unfortunately, Just like most of India, the lunar probe found no flush toilets on the moon. It was looking for one, and got lost trying to locate and get to one. It just could not hold out any longer.
It was the eventual massive chemical leakage, and oily expulsion out of the rear of the lander, after the hard landing, that alerted NASA Scientists to the probe's whereabouts. "The pressure was too much, somethings had to give," an India Space Scientist admitted to the press. NASA scientists, who eventually sniffed out where the probe rested, "seem to have a nose for detecting these sort of things," continued India's foreign minister. "We are here to clean up India's accident."said a NASA spokesperson.