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Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Trump For The Winnnnn! ()
Date: September 05, 2019 02:24PM

2.5 years into his presidency and he has done what no one else could - kill the Foods Your Bowels Dont Want thread. This could be all he is remembered for...











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Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Brown onion is gone ()
Date: September 05, 2019 02:34PM

Brown Onion hasn't logged on for a month.

Did he die on the toilet like Elvis did and Meade will?

This does show no one but brown onion gave a shit about the bowels thread after all.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/profile.php?40,11986

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: filthy dirty thread ()
Date: September 05, 2019 03:47PM

Just garbage posting, stuff that gives this pretty good site a bad name. Free speech has limitations.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: if so, he is a hero ()
Date: September 05, 2019 03:49PM

I didn't even vote for him last time around, but certainly will next time if he did indeed kill the bowels thread.

If he can also kill TMOS, then he should be president for life

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Dottard Broke the Bowl ()
Date: September 05, 2019 06:57PM

Honestly if Trump did this he would gain 20% points in the polls. Midwives - teee hee

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: September 06, 2019 01:27AM

I miss the BiBs.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: September 06, 2019 09:50PM

What up BiB’s. Popeye’S 10 piece spicy tenders and large red beans and rice for dinner starting to percolate, oh my!

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Hugh Josole ()
Date: September 06, 2019 11:11PM

Dat coo be trouble. Adding fiber supplements to your daily diet can be life changing.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: September 07, 2019 12:37AM

Probably. Trump ruins everything.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Haaaahaaa ()
Date: September 07, 2019 01:22AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Probably. Trump ruins everything.


Another lonely Friday night for Gerry, the self-proclaimed alpha male. Go figure.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: pretty impressive ()
Date: September 07, 2019 06:00AM

Trump clearly is a man with bowel issues, and yet for the greater public interest killed the bowels thread. Very magnaninous.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Norma Stits ()
Date: September 07, 2019 07:32AM

Are the Metamucil fiber capsules as effective as the powder that is mixed with water?

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: the go ()
Date: September 07, 2019 07:47AM

One glass of the powder before bed and you’ll have a wonderfully freeing morning.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: jimmy legs ()
Date: September 07, 2019 08:10AM

Great, cue the disgusting scat memes...

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: September 07, 2019 02:57PM

Gojira has awakened!

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: FAKE BOWELS THREAD ()
Date: September 07, 2019 04:55PM

FAKE BOWELS THREAD. SAD. BAD.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: September 10, 2019 02:04PM

What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's giant #13 today. Half for lunch with Sunchips, half for dinner in a few hours. Pepperoni on #13 might contribute to GERD. Rolling the dice on this tasty monster and confident for an easy drop Weds morning.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: YUM ()
Date: September 10, 2019 02:33PM

Cold subs at jersey mikes served (mikes way) are yummy. A little expensive.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: it just faded away ()
Date: September 10, 2019 02:35PM

Lack of interest.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: irish twin ()
Date: September 10, 2019 03:33PM

Our deceased uncle from nj told us of hoagie and grinder sandwiches that sounded delicious. We don’t like onions.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Conjoined ()
Date: September 10, 2019 04:39PM

Careful for tomato and cucumber seeds leading to diverticulosis. It is painful.

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: BiB'r ()
Date: September 10, 2019 05:32PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's giant #13 today.
> Half for lunch with Sunchips, half for dinner in a
> few hours. Pepperoni on #13 might contribute to
> GERD. Rolling the dice on this tasty monster and
> confident for an easy drop Weds morning.


Jersey Mikes subs are pretty good but beware, that meat-candy is dangerous. There is no safe amount of cold cuts. The fat and nitrates will lead to an early grave or worse yet impacted bowels.

also 'starfish' tee hee

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: September 11, 2019 02:16PM

BiB'r Wrote:
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> Sploosh! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's giant #13 today.
> > Half for lunch with Sunchips, half for dinner in
> a
> > few hours. Pepperoni on #13 might contribute
> to
> > GERD. Rolling the dice on this tasty monster
> and
> > confident for an easy drop Weds morning.
>
>
> Jersey Mikes subs are pretty good but beware, that
> meat-candy is dangerous. There is no safe amount
> of cold cuts. The fat and nitrates will lead to
> an early grave or worse yet impacted bowels.
>
> also 'starfish' tee hee


I see what you did here... 'starfish' tee hee

Re: Did Trump Kill The Bowels Thread
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: September 12, 2019 03:12PM

Going healthy today. Big Salad from Harris Teeter and no meats for dinner. Consuming shortly and expect an easy evacuation in the coming few hours.

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