Newly declassified testimony from mob hitman Richard "Iceman" Kuklinski indicates that after being kidnapped by mobsters, Hoffa was sold to a coven of devil worshippers from Clifton to be used in a ritualistic sacrifice. Said Kuklinski,

"They sold the bastard to some Satanists out in that town down south where people shit in the open"

Fairfax police in cooperation with the FBI are planning a search of the area to locate his body.