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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 02:26PM

klyk4 Wrote:
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> is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?


Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right now my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed wrap with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 03:09PM

Just got back from Safeway, it's not my usual store but I managed to find everything I need for chicken and dumplings. The recipe I am using is for 6 servings. I am going to eat it all tonight and give my bowels a challenge.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: romance onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 03:34PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> klyk4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
>
>
> Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right now
> my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed wrap
> with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic
> extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...

Thats wonderful that you found love, spring. You know they say you cant truly love a woman until after you have devoured her feces. Hopefully she realizes this and comes around.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 03:38PM

romance onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > klyk4 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?
> >
> >
> > Thats my gf Jules - I love her so much. Right
> now
> > my heart is breaking. Im having a hemp seed
> wrap
> > with organic avocado, hummus, cilantro, organic
> > extra firm tofu and vegan mayo for lunch tho...
>
> Thats wonderful that you found love, spring. You
> know they say you cant truly love a woman until
> after you have devoured her feces. Hopefully she
> realizes this and comes around.


If thats true the Obese neighbor has beat me to it - so now Im even more sad and upset. Im wondering if a wheat grass and almond milk smoothie might cheer me up a little.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 10:19PM

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get your oil changez! Got pantz down. Come on down spinning signz you get oil changez with me no one needz to knowz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2019 08:09AM

The Obese neighbor is naked farting in the living room. He has said that him and dad love each other, and that its 2019 and I'm going to have to get used to it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2019 11:33AM

Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to the starfish

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: May 12, 2019 11:55AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to
> the starfish


Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I hope you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is still having cancer treatments and I am selling our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer. Even though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much more than a year she is in good spirits and every day we have together is like a gift from God. The health insurance I get by being a JMU employee has been great and they are paying for all of Mrs Dives treatment without question. After Mrs Dive is gone I don't think I will live long. Being alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going to suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off and I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2019 05:53PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling to
> > the starfish
>
>
> Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I hope
> you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is
> still having cancer treatments and I am selling
> our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer. Even
> though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much
> more than a year she is in good spirits and every
> day we have together is like a gift from God. The
> health insurance I get by being a JMU employee has
> been great and they are paying for all of Mrs
> Dives treatment without question. After Mrs Dive
> is gone I don't think I will live long. Being
> alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going to
> suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off and
> I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.


I'm so sad you have to go through this along with your beloved wife. She really is a bowel buddy, and although this is the toughest of times, and no matter what the future, I hope you will live a long life. It is so nice of the university to take care of things, as each moment is precious.

Doing pretty good, Matilda and I will keep you and Mrs. Dive in our prayers. Enjoying retirement, breakfasts at First Watch, and trying to keep my bowel problems out of the way but they find a way. Youre a great person dive, as is Mrs. Dive.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Memory Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2019 07:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Got what feels like fiery basketball rolling
> to
> > > the starfish
> >
> >
> > Hi there Brown! How are things these days? I
> hope
> > you are enjoying your retirement. Mrs Dive is
> > still having cancer treatments and I am selling
> > our townhouses in Harrisonburg this summer.
> Even
> > though Mrs Dive is not expected to survive much
> > more than a year she is in good spirits and
> every
> > day we have together is like a gift from God.
> The
> > health insurance I get by being a JMU employee
> has
> > been great and they are paying for all of Mrs
> > Dives treatment without question. After Mrs
> Dive
> > is gone I don't think I will live long. Being
> > alone at nearly 60 years of age is really going
> to
> > suck. Now that school is out I get 8 weeks off
> and
> > I can spend even more time with Mrs Dive.
>
>
> I'm so sad you have to go through this along with
> your beloved wife. She really is a bowel buddy,
> and although this is the toughest of times, and no
> matter what the future, I hope you will live a
> long life. It is so nice of the university to take
> care of things, as each moment is precious.
>
> Doing pretty good, Matilda and I will keep you and
> Mrs. Dive in our prayers. Enjoying retirement,
> breakfasts at First Watch, and trying to keep my
> bowel problems out of the way but they find a way.
> Youre a great person dive, as is Mrs. Dive.

I remember when you pretended to be sick in the hospital then pretended you were dead. Imagine if Dive was making this all up and came back in 6 months and laughed in your face for offering sympathy.

Please really kill yourself.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 12, 2019 08:31PM

I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels. His set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best. Got goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block sized monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite letting me down.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 13, 2019 04:39AM

5am guy would like to send best wishes, thoughts and prayers to the dive bomber family.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 06:53AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy would like to send best wishes, thoughts
> and prayers to the dive bomber family.

That’s super nice of you. May we all for our brother in bowel and Mrs. dive.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 12:30PM

Game of Thrones isn’t just a television show.

If this shit was on cable, the ratings would be incredible. It’s a tearjerker.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 12:53PM

A large combination pizza plus a six pack of Coors Light. Take this bowels)

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: May 13, 2019 03:01PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Game of Thrones isn’t just a television show.
>
> If this shit was on cable, the ratings would be
> incredible. It’s a tearjerker.


Obtuse beyond ridiculous write ups. My recommendation is to grow up and see a board certified GI.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: almost time for GeorgetownPwrPlt ()
Date: May 13, 2019 05:17PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels. His
> set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best. Got
> goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my
> rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block sized
> monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite
> letting me down.


Remember when you pretended to die instead of admitting you were going to be incarcerated for several months? Many of us took the bait and offered heartfelt condolences to you vis-a-vis your sockpuppet sister 'Matilda'

Basically you are a piece of shit. Is Dive Bomber your new sockpuppet you use to pretend someone IRL is sick so you can sucker others here into expressing kind regards? I wouldnt put it past you.

Please delete your account you piece of human garbage.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: How Bout Dick!?!?! ()
Date: May 13, 2019 06:01PM

Dick is a 'food' your bowels don't need.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 06:22PM

almost time for GeorgetownPwrPlt Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > I wish I could have Gene Hackman’s bowels.
> His
> > set or Donald Trumps are the best of the best.
> Got
> > goulash on the forecast. I’m scared for my
> > rectum my starfish as it takes cinder block
> sized
> > monsters. My colon deserves a medal despite
> > letting me down.
>
>
> Remember when you pretended to die instead of
> admitting you were going to be incarcerated for
> several months? Many of us took the bait and
> offered heartfelt condolences to you vis-a-vis
> your sockpuppet sister 'Matilda'
>
> Basically you are a piece of shit. Is Dive Bomber
> your new sockpuppet you use to pretend someone IRL
> is sick so you can sucker others here into
> expressing kind regards? I wouldnt put it past
> you.
>
> Please delete your account you piece of human
> garbage.

How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Great Point Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 07:16PM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 08:42PM

Wow you have problems.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Just Sayin Onion ()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:09PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wow you have problems.


We are here to discuss, and yes observe issues bowel-related. Easy to see constipation is an issue in these important photos. Also I dont pretend to die and solicit sympathy in a pathetic ploy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: ID These Bowel Issues ()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:14PM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: My Sweet Brother ()
Date: May 13, 2019 09:21PM

Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM

Dead Onion Wrote:
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> Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or his
> fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> about his starfish and midwives like the scat fuck
> he is.


My condolences and respect please.

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Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
Posted by: Dead Onion ()
Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Dead Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother or
> his
> > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> fuck
> > he is.
>
>
> My condolences and respect please.

Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM

weekend update Wrote:
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!


Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.

Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 07:24AM

My Sweet Brother Wrote:
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> Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> Posted by: Dave Johns ()
> Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM
>
> Dead Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No one
> > gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or
> his
> > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> fuck
> > he is.
>
>
> My condolences and respect please.
>
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> Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> Posted by: Dead Onion ()
> Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM
>
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dead Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> one
> > > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother or
> > his
> > > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> > fuck
> > > he is.
> >
> >
> > My condolences and respect please.
>
> Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
>
> weekend update Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> last
> > week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> know
> > more soon. Thank you all!
>
>
> Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends
> here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He
> was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> three children, four grandchildren, a sister and
> brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> Ethel in 2011.
>
> Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> from us but our family is grateful, and asks any
> donations be made to any IBS awareness
> organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate
> for the millions of people who deal with this
> medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> kindness and support to all.



How much time did you waste? I can run over easily five iguana eaters in the time you wasted. Now let’s hear about your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 10:30AM

A dozen eggs, 10 pancakes and coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Offended Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 12:49PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My Sweet Brother Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> > Posted by: Dave Johns ()
> > Date: April 22, 2018 05:13PM
> >
> > Dead Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> one
> > > gives a f@ck about your shit stain brother or
> > his
> > > fake life/death. He will be back soon posting
> > > about his starfish and midwives like the scat
> > fuck
> > > he is.
> >
> >
> > My condolences and respect please.
> >
> > Options: ReplyQuote
> > Re: Brown Onion, My Sweet Brother RIP
> > Posted by: Dead Onion ()
> > Date: April 22, 2018 06:42PM
> >
> > Dave Johns Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dead Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Didnt you try this ruse last April too? No
> > one
> > > > gives a fuck about your shit stain brother
> or
> > > his
> > > > fake life/death. He will be back soon
> posting
> > > > about his starfish and midwives like the
> scat
> > > fuck
> > > > he is.
> > >
> > >
> > > My condolences and respect please.
> >
> > Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> > Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> > Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
> >
> > weekend update Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> > last
> > > week. His chances of survival are uncertain
> at
> > > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He
> was
> > > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> > know
> > > more soon. Thank you all!
> >
> >
> > Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers
> friends
> > here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79.
> He
> > was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> > three children, four grandchildren, a sister
> and
> > brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> > Ethel in 2011.
> >
> > Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> > from us but our family is grateful, and asks
> any
> > donations be made to any IBS awareness
> > organizations. My brother was a tireless
> advocate
> > for the millions of people who deal with this
> > medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> > kindness and support to all.

>
>
> How much time did you waste? I can run over easily
> five iguana eaters in the time you wasted. Now
> let’s hear about your bowels.


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified GO ()
Date: May 14, 2019 02:10PM

Look man if you don’t like our discussion fine. Yet that doesn’t give you some shit God power to interfere with our conversations.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: hcecn ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:46PM

Verified GO Wrote:
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> Look man if you don’t like our discussion fine.
> Yet that doesn’t give you some shit God power to
> interfere with our conversations.


I think he was triggered by BO's sock puppet crying about his pretend wife with pretend cancer. Still seems pretty upset Brown faked his death and played everyone for fools. Still the pictures are upsetting.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: njnpp ()
Date: May 14, 2019 05:47PM

...also scat giffer can you find the picture of the lady with the mask pooping - Ive FAPPED to that shit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 06:20PM

After that groan throne session, I’d like to thank the midwives.

Where’s the “mission accomplished “ banner President Bush had during Iraq?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO is Dead Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 08:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> After that groan throne session, I’d like to
> thank the midwives.
>
> Where’s the “mission accomplished “ banner
> President Bush had during Iraq?


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Seriously... ()
Date: May 14, 2019 08:53PM

fucking scat freaks

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: May 14, 2019 08:54PM

Obviously forget a board certified GI. A psychiatrist.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:00PM

Remember to set your browser to block images on this thread!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: images R Us ()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:06PM

I find the images refreshing - we talk about our bodily functions here as there is nothing to be shy or embarrassed about concerning one's bowels. De-mystifying elimination, photos are more helpful than childish comments like 'basketballs' or 'Midwives' or 'cinder blocks.'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: May 14, 2019 09:08PM

...and another thing - mask girl is super hot. If you look closely you can see some vag juice come out at the end of her very healthy movement. Naughty-delicious.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Cougar wife ()
Date: May 14, 2019 11:25PM

dear god what in world is this all about? New FFXU low.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 07:48AM

Mom said Obese neighbor stayed up all night with dad 'rimming' - guess it was basketball or something like that. Anyway having a bowl of Organic Irish Oatmeal with fresh organic strawberries, soy cream, raw sugar and a small wheat grass and tofu smoothie for breakfast...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: h3byl ()
Date: May 15, 2019 08:02AM

sick fucks - get help

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 11:59AM

This morning my dad and the neighbor were dozing on the couch. Dad kept mumbling about 'shrimping' to the obese neighbor who mumbled back 'Ill get the soda straws'

What were they dreaming about?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Gratitude Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 01:50PM

hi,

I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy this discussion group (usually). The pictures are unfortunate.

Im writing because I have a very serious medical condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much longer I will be able to post or read the lively back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all and ask for your prayers and support as my wife and I face so many difficult times ahead.

Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give you any updates and you can express your support through those.

God Bless

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 03:11PM

Midwives and pushing a large honey baked ham out a marble sized opening. More later. What a mans bowels must take.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bib'er ()
Date: May 15, 2019 04:22PM

Gratitude Onion Wrote:
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> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless

Hey man I think I speak for all the Bibs here wishing you the best in health to you and your wife. My you enjoy a quick recovery and strong bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 15, 2019 05:03PM

Gratitude Onion Wrote:
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> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless


GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 05:22PM

Dad and the obese neighbor use the word “felching “ a lot. I’m not sure if this is a French word. I understand that both like pearl necklaces, as they’ve gone to jewelry shows together. Mom is drinking and smoking a lot. Grandma says she’s going to give me the shocker.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 15, 2019 06:03PM

Pizza, wings, beer. Take this bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bib'er ()
Date: May 15, 2019 06:07PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Gratitude Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hi,
> >
> > I dont have a regular screen name here but I
> enjoy
> > this discussion group (usually). The pictures
> are
> > unfortunate.
> >
> > Im writing because I have a very serious
> medical
> > condition as does my wife. Im not sure how
> much
> > longer I will be able to post or read the
> lively
> > back and forth here so I wanted to thank you
> all
> > and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> > and I face so many difficult times ahead.
> >
> > Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come
> back
> > Ill make sure I have a relative come on and
> give
> > you any updates and you can express your
> support
> > through those.
> >
> > God Bless
>
>
> GO FUCK YOURSELF.


Please dont listen to 5am guy - his bowels must be giving him pains. He is usually quite even-tempered. Know that for the rest of us Bib's we support you in your struggles and wish you good bowel health.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dvvlj ()
Date: May 15, 2019 06:39PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor use the word
> “felching “ a lot. I’m not sure if this is a
> French word. I understand that both like pearl
> necklaces, as they’ve gone to jewelry shows
> together. Mom is drinking and smoking a lot.
> Grandma says she’s going to give me the shocker.


Spring, please pay attention to your studies and try to understand your dad is going through a growing phase in his life. 'shrimping' and 'felching' are synonyms for an act of passion between consenting men. Very bowel-unfriendly.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: eating lots of crackers ()
Date: May 15, 2019 07:03PM

I havent needed to go in a couple of days - Im worried something is wrong and that it will be painful when my bowels start back up. I have been eating mostly crackers with a lot of bread and a little peanut butter. I dont like fibre.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Painful remorse ()
Date: May 16, 2019 07:58AM

Straining and bloody toilet paper/(red bowl) is no way to start my day. Ill be standing at my desk all morning.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 16, 2019 11:52AM

Posting from school - Obese Neighbor is here as a substitute today. He is dressed as a woman farting loudly. Im so upset I threw out my seitan salad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 16, 2019 01:28PM

If they need an extra ball in the basketball playoffs let me know. It’s not like those people would know the difference.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: memory onion ()
Date: May 16, 2019 01:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> If they need an extra ball in the basketball
> playoffs let me know. It’s not like those people
> would know the difference.


so funny. tell us about your heart condition wont you so we can offer our heartfelt support.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 16, 2019 03:10PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are listening to “Liberace “ while wearing nothing but banana hammocks on. They’ve both greased each other up and are using words like top and bottom. Mom continues to drink and cry.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion_ ()
Date: May 16, 2019 04:06PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are listening to
> “Liberace “ while wearing nothing but banana
> hammocks on. They’ve both greased each other up
> and are using words like top and bottom. Mom
> continues to drink and cry.


spring, Ill be driving my windowless white van through your neighborhood later tonight; as you may recall I have an air mattress and lots of cherry wine in the back for relaxing. We could get ice cream if you want...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Philly Jim ()
Date: May 16, 2019 04:53PM

Over did it with the Miralax this morning - spent the afternoon spraying the toilet stall at work. That Nibroc toilet tissue is like sandpaper.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 16, 2019 09:01PM

Philly Jim Wrote:
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> Over did it with the Miralax this morning - spent
> the afternoon spraying the toilet stall at work.
> That Nibroc toilet tissue is like sandpaper.


Oh my goodness we need to get you white people toilet paper. Or more importantly starfish friendly as the wiping and tearing can be a real problem.

Miralax can help some. I can't deny it, but the amount it does I hate to say this, your bowels build up an immunity to it rather quick. Sure the first few times it eases things up into soft serve ice cream, but after that its spiked basketballs and cinder blocks on schedule.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Philly Jim ()
Date: May 16, 2019 09:40PM

Gratitude Onion Wrote:
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> hi,
>
> I dont have a regular screen name here but I enjoy
> this discussion group (usually). The pictures are
> unfortunate.
>
> Im writing because I have a very serious medical
> condition as does my wife. Im not sure how much
> longer I will be able to post or read the lively
> back and forth here so I wanted to thank you all
> and ask for your prayers and support as my wife
> and I face so many difficult times ahead.
>
> Again thanks so much, if I am unable to come back
> Ill make sure I have a relative come on and give
> you any updates and you can express your support
> through those.
>
> God Bless


I said some prayers for you and your wife today - I truly hope you have a swift recovery and can return to post hopefully good reports about your bowels soon.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 07:06AM

Two Cracker Barrel chicken fried steaks, eggs, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Time Share Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 07:46AM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Two Cracker Barrel chicken fried steaks, eggs,
> coffee. Take that bowels.


Eat all that while watching FOX and Friends? Thats a lot of shit at once dumbass.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage, ()
Date: May 17, 2019 08:49AM

It’s his digestion system. Why don’t you fuck off

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:24AM

Jules was over visiting in our TV room with the Obese neighbor last night while I was up in my room studying - she didnt even tell me she had come to our house. Mom asked if Wii controls were dishwasher safe as they were covered in filth. Im having lifesmart tofu dogs wrapped in whole wheat tortilla with homemade hummus and cilantro.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Public service Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:31AM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mathew Brady Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 12:46PM

Those photos of total bowel defeat are akin to Mathew Brady's work on the Civil War. Absolute devastation - the humanity.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 02:22PM

Mathew Brady Onion Wrote:
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> Those photos of total bowel defeat are akin to
> Mathew Brady's work on the Civil War. Absolute
> devastation - the humanity.


They are akin to a gnat that can easily be pulverized by my shoe. Time to fire up the Buick and look for illegals. My bowels are clear and time to remove the garbage.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 03:29PM

That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber. Matilda clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now I got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable. You need them they aren’t wanting to work.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Philosophical Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 03:59PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber. Matilda
> clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now I
> got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix
> this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable. You
> need them they aren’t wanting to work.


You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter someone that is angry and thinks less of everyone around them I try to remind myself how glad I am I dont have to be THAT person.

Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I know the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in His Way.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 08:08PM

Philosophical Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> Matilda
> > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne. Now
> I
> > got to find another filthy iguana eater to fix
> > this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable.
> You
> > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
>
>
> You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> someone that is angry and thinks less of everyone
> around them I try to remind myself how glad I am I
> dont have to be THAT person.
>
> Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I know
> the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in
> His Way.


But you are. You are smug with your superior bowels and always put it out there. Actually had a smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind would use it on the court.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:17PM

I had to work late tonight. Now that I get to head home I am going through the Wendy's drive thru for two doubles with cheese, a large chili and a bacon-cheese baked potato. Ny bowels can deal with that easily.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Our Lady of Blessed Relief Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2019 09:20PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Philosophical Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> > Matilda
> > > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne.
> Now
> > I
> > > got to find another filthy iguana eater to
> fix
> > > this for a few dollars of cash. Unbelievable.
> > You
> > > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
> >
> >
> > You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> > someone that is angry and thinks less of
> everyone
> > around them I try to remind myself how glad I am
> I
> > dont have to be THAT person.
> >
> > Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I
> know
> > the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath in
> > His Way.
>
>
> But you are. You are smug with your superior
> bowels and always put it out there. Actually had a
> smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind
> would use it on the court.

'my kind' - I see you hate Christians as well as whatever culture an 'iguana-eater' is. You know your bowels are punishment for your hatred, you live the life you give to others you know. How are your bowels now?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 07:09AM

Our Lady of Blessed Relief Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Philosophical Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > That stupid fucking beaner of a plumber.
> > > Matilda
> > > > clogged up my second bathroom groan throne.
> > Now
> > > I
> > > > got to find another filthy iguana eater to
> > fix
> > > > this for a few dollars of cash.
> Unbelievable.
> > > You
> > > > need them they aren’t wanting to work.
> > >
> > >
> > > You sound out of sorts. Whenever I encounter
> > > someone that is angry and thinks less of
> > everyone
> > > around them I try to remind myself how glad I
> am
> > I
> > > dont have to be THAT person.
> > >
> > > Id ask how your bowels are but in your case I
> > know
> > > the Lord is letting you experience His Wrath
> in
> > > His Way.
> >
> >
> > But you are. You are smug with your superior
> > bowels and always put it out there. Actually had
> a
> > smaller basketball tonight. You and your kind
> > would use it on the court.
>
> 'my kind' - I see you hate Christians as well as
> whatever culture an 'iguana-eater' is. You know
> your bowels are punishment for your hatred, you
> live the life you give to others you know. How
> are your bowels now?


Religion. Ha! Wish in one hand in the other crap in it and see which one fills first. Feel free to go to church every Sunday with your fellow superior bowel friends, and have the respect for us with bowel problems. If you dropped cinder blocks you’d understand, but probably your church wants people with bowel problems to go to a leper colony. How are your bowels? Please let us know.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 07:14AM

I am up early and heading over to Roy Rogers for a sausage and egg platter with a extra biscuit and a side of sausage gravy. my bowels just emptied so I got to fill them again!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 10:19AM

Just two weeks till my high school graduation! Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend First day of college is August 26th. I am so excited! Thanks to everyone who supported me here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 10:32AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are wearing matching leather outfits. They appear to have holes in certain areas. They both have the grill on, and are eating pork ribs while farting and drinking lots of beer. Mom is upstairs tranquilized per grandma. She said she needed a nap, and is making home made granola bars.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Grandma's Bowels? ()
Date: May 18, 2019 11:09AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are wearing matching
> leather outfits. They appear to have holes in
> certain areas. They both have the grill on, and
> are eating pork ribs while farting and drinking
> lots of beer. Mom is upstairs tranquilized per
> grandma. She said she needed a nap, and is making
> home made granola bars.


Congrats on HS and Jr. College. We have not heard much about your Grandma's bowels - will you be required to help her bathroom? The elderly can have a host of issues and need a great deal of assistance with bowel issues.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 02:06PM

The sound of the ice cream truck serenading with its ear pleasing music brings so many memories. I was fortunate enough to grow up in an all white neighborhood, where we didn’t need to lock our doors as there was no crime. It really was wonderful. Today I was out with the rug rats and heard that music. Scary times as few white people around, but these kids are lucky. Their digestive systems allow them to eat Blue Bunny chocolate comes or Sponge Bob popsicles. They are able to handle these like a stroll in the park.

It was so nice, before my bowels betrayed me, to get that ice cream cone from the truck. Those hot summer days not having to think of my forty feet of internal plumbing, the colon, and the starfish were magical. Sometimes it’s good reminiscing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: May 18, 2019 02:44PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend First
> day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> Thanks to everyone who supported me here.

Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome your family issuez at home. I shore will be a prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from that spring, you are better than that. God bless ya an good luck.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 03:19PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> First
> > day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
>
> Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz
> a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an
> went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon
> for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from
> that spring, you are better than that. God bless
> ya an good luck.


Hi there blessed brother red onion! Hope you and your bowels are doing well. What a inspiring message! I sit here sentimental as the advice you gave spring Onion is so good, and he could be the key to our colons feeling better. You’re a great man and I hope all is good with you.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 04:11PM

Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and whiskey. Take this bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Shitty Thread ()
Date: May 18, 2019 06:10PM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and
> whiskey. Take this bowels.


This sets a new low.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 08:18PM

Shitty Thread Wrote:
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Grilled package of hot dogs, sauerkraut, and
> > whiskey. Take this bowels.
>
>
> This sets a new low.


Not as low as the lowriders Julio drives in, or probably steals in PG. How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Short bus onion ()
Date: May 18, 2019 10:17PM

Aren’t forum trolls supposed to be funny or at least partially entertaining?

Is this BEH/Brown Onion/5am guy/boiled onion/ect dude too fucking stupid to realize he’s neither funny or entertaining?

I’m guessing border level retard.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Prison Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:21AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just two weeks till my high school graduation!
> > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> First
> > day of college is August 26th. I am so excited!
> > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
>
> Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you haz
> a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger an
> went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta prizon
> for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away from
> that spring, you are better than that. God bless
> ya an good luck.


5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad shit to get that kind of time. What is the TP like in prison? How do you shit in front of your roommate and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part of tossed salad?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: ed3hc ()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:28AM

Short bus onion Wrote:
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> Aren’t forum trolls supposed to be funny or at
> least partially entertaining?
>
> Is this BEH/Brown Onion/5am guy/boiled onion/ect
> dude too fucking stupid to realize he’s neither
> funny or entertaining?
>
> I’m guessing border level retard.


These sockpuppets are his only break from the irate Trumptarding he does the rest of the 80 hours per week he spends on this site. And no, he does not realize how fucking dumb his 'humor' is.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 06:39AM

Prison Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just two weeks till my high school
> graduation!
> > > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July weekend
> > First
> > > day of college is August 26th. I am so
> excited!
> > > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
> >
> > Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you
> haz
> > a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like you
> > haz done really well an youwaz able ta overcome
> > your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> > prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> > I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz younger
> an
> > went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta
> prizon
> > for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> > finnally got my life straight. Kidz at college
> > will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away
> from
> > that spring, you are better than that. God
> bless
> > ya an good luck.
>
>
> 5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad shit
> to get that kind of time. What is the TP like in
> prison? How do you shit in front of your roommate
> and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part of
> tossed salad?

Respect! Red onion paid his debt to society, is gainfully employed and has great advice to a young man. How about a little decency.

Goulash this morning. More later.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: teabagging Matilda Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 08:25AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Prison Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just two weeks till my high school
> > graduation!
> > > > Moving to Grandmas house 4th of July
> weekend
> > > First
> > > > day of college is August 26th. I am so
> > excited!
> > > > Thanks to everyone who supported me here.
> > >
> > > Cogradulationz there spring. I knowz that you
> > haz
> > > a brite future ahead of you. It sounds like
> you
> > > haz done really well an youwaz able ta
> overcome
> > > your family issuez at home. I shore will be a
> > > prayin fo you in church tomorra morning.
> > > I did bad thingz with drugz when I waz
> younger
> > an
> > > went ta jail a couple timez before goin ta
> > prizon
> > > for 66 monthz. I waz in my late 40s before I
> > > finnally got my life straight. Kidz at
> college
> > > will be tryin drugs, pleaze pleaze stay away
> > from
> > > that spring, you are better than that. God
> > bless
> > > ya an good luck.
> >
> >
> > 5.5 years! Jesus you must have done some bad
> shit
> > to get that kind of time. What is the TP like
> in
> > prison? How do you shit in front of your
> roommate
> > and all the guards? Were your bowels ever part
> of
> > tossed salad?
>
> Respect! Red onion paid his debt to society, is
> gainfully employed and has great advice to a young
> man. How about a little decency.
>
> Goulash this morning. More later.


...but 'Iguana-eaters' are filthy, 'dark-skinned savages' - you dont respect anyone, why should I respect your convict sockpuppet. I bet he got his salad tossed plenty. How is your heart?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 10:29AM

Lift off occurred at 0938 hours. Went through max Q and throttled up per NASA procedures. I’d like to thank the midwives for a outstanding deployment of a gigantic load. Their stitches back there were done well, and even though there were tears, bring out the cigars!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 10:57AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Lift off occurred at 0938 hours. Went through max
> Q and throttled up per NASA procedures. I’d like
> to thank the midwives for a outstanding deployment
> of a gigantic load. Their stitches back there were
> done well, and even though there were tears, bring
> out the cigars!

That is good news Mr Brown. Now maybe you can relax and enjoy your day. Next weekend is Memorial day weekend and my Dad along with the obese neighbor are planning a pig roast complete with a keg of cheap American beer. I told my Dad that I would pay for his beer if he would just please have the party at the obese neighbors house across the street. He was drunk when I made the offer we will see what he says after he wakes up later today.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO is a FuckStick Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 11:11AM

^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters' today huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend to die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone here offers sympathy like you did last year.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bartered Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 11:25AM

BO is a FuckStick Onion Wrote:
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> ^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny
> dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters' today
> huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend to
> die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone here
> offers sympathy like you did last year.


BO got your panties twisted huh?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lil' Somthin' Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 11:37AM

Bartered Onion Wrote:
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> BO is a FuckStick Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^Racist idiot talking to himself with un-funny
> > dialogue - not ranting about 'iguana eaters'
> today
> > huh. Just pithy NASA jargon? Why not pretend
> to
> > die and have a sockpuppet laugh when someone
> here
> > offers sympathy like you did last year.
>
>
> BO got your panties twisted huh?


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: pt7wg ()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:51PM

not this shit again.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 12:58PM

Bubba burgers on the grill, deep fried twinkies, and cheap beer. Take that bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: May 19, 2019 02:57PM

Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re not welcome here. Fuck off.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 03:23PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re not
> welcome here. Fuck off.

Most of us use image block on this thread. The pictures are posted by little kids desperate for attention.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Old Guy ()
Date: May 19, 2019 03:34PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re
> not
> > welcome here. Fuck off.
>
> Most of us use image block on this thread. The
> pictures are posted by little kids desperate for
> attention.


How does one install image block? Agree he’s an idiot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 04:39PM

There’s storms in the forecast and forceps from the midwives come tomorrow. Got gurgling going on which is a prelude to a battle of the bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: blunt onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 05:24PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> There’s storms in the forecast and forceps from
> the midwives come tomorrow. Got gurgling going on
> which is a prelude to a battle of the bowels.


I hope you shit your large intestine and bleed out, loser.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: IT onion ()
Date: May 19, 2019 07:50PM

Old Guy Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Okay asshole with the shit pictures, you’re
> > not
> > > welcome here. Fuck off.
> >
> > Most of us use image block on this thread. The
> > pictures are posted by little kids desperate
> for
> > attention.
>
>
> How does one install image block? Agree he’s an
> idiot.


It's in your browser settings menu. No downloading required.

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