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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2019 02:33PM

Remembering Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> > > Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
> >
> >
> > How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as
> > that’s what you are.
>
> Weird - your account claimed you had died 2 years
> ago then collected genuine sympathy from folks
> here for months - guess it was all a big joke to
> you huh.
>
> Why not kill yourself (again)?


This is not a thread on me. This is about bowels. Let’s hear about your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 14, 2019 04:37PM

I left work a little early today and got a big pack of cubes steaks. I am rolling them in flour and putting a buttload of seasonings on them before frying them in a half inch of hot oil. I'm gonna serve them with black eyed peas and garlic bread along with a six pack of ice cold budweiser. My bowels might struggle with this meal!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 14, 2019 06:53PM

Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
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> > Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in
> 4
> > days. She will not come over and play wii after
> > school because she says she is constipated. I
> > offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh
> olive
> > oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop
> > shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets
> better
> > soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the
> > door asking if we have any cans of whipped
> cream.
> > I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.
>
> Dear Spring,
>
> I am sorry to hear about your girlfriends battle
> of the bowels, perhaps the midwives could bring
> over some birthing forceps to help her deliver her
> brown baby. Please be patient with the Obese
> neighbor - sometimes we middle age men need some
> ass-play to even out he rough patches...


Thanks Mr. Brown. All is not bad. Jules sent me a valentines day card. She mentioned that she has saved up a huge heart-shaped piece of chocolate for me the next time she sees me. I will leave an olive oil enema on the obese neighbor’s doorstep. I had a fresh garden salad with vinaigrette for lunch.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: wuhfm ()
Date: February 15, 2019 10:02AM

WTF?

shit-sex thread?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Im a little shy but... ()
Date: February 15, 2019 10:11AM

I remember the first time I experienced an erotic scat gathering. I was at a very small/intimate party of about 8 or 9 people. Gradually people started leaving the downstairs where we were having drinks and moved upstairs. When I was one of the last 3 downstairs I decided to wonder upstairs and explore.

What I found was a warm inviting room with incense, champagne and dark red drop cloths. The room was quite warm but there were two fans so it felt comfortable. In the center of the room there were three people engaging in what can only be described as the most erotic kind of touching I had ever seen. Yes they were evacuating on each other and manipulating each others dirt but they did it in a way that was sublime.

I wont go into what happened the rest of the night but I will say Im glad I kept an open mind and opened the door to a whole new world of pleasure...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 15, 2019 04:40PM

I have discovered that black eyed peas are good for the bowels. I had a 14.5 ounce can of them last night and they cleared my bowels out very well.
Tonight I am having a 8 piece Roy Rogers chicken meal with coleslaw and 4 biscuits.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: ...naughty-delicious! ()
Date: February 15, 2019 07:05PM

Im a little shy but... Wrote:
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> I remember the first time I experienced an erotic
> scat gathering. I was at a very small/intimate
> party of about 8 or 9 people. Gradually people
> started leaving the downstairs where we were
> having drinks and moved upstairs. When I was one
> of the last 3 downstairs I decided to wonder
> upstairs and explore.
>
> What I found was a warm inviting room with
> incense, champagne and dark red drop cloths. The
> room was quite warm but there were two fans so it
> felt comfortable. In the center of the room there
> were three people engaging in what can only be
> described as the most erotic kind of touching I
> had ever seen. Yes they were evacuating on each
> other and manipulating each others dirt but they
> did it in a way that was sublime.
>
> I wont go into what happened the rest of the night
> but I will say Im glad I kept an open mind and
> opened the door to a whole new world of
> pleasure...


...naughty-delicious!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poopeater ()
Date: February 16, 2019 12:56AM

Scat tastes just like chocolate. Try it some time.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: eesh, gerry, miz, and peekza ()
Date: February 16, 2019 01:33AM

I eat fresh shit from men’s asses every chance I get.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: February 16, 2019 02:27PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I have discovered that black eyed peas are good
> for the bowels. I had a 14.5 ounce can of them
> last night and they cleared my bowels out very
> well.
> Tonight I am having a 8 piece Roy Rogers chicken
> meal with coleslaw and 4 biscuits.


Damn , Boiled. Thatz way too much food fo jus one meal. You gonna die if u keep eatin like that.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 16, 2019 03:33PM

Jules came over for some Wii this morning - really messy but fun. For lunch I had a Kale, greek yogurt, apple, carrot, and chia seed smoothie and Omega 3 supplements.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onoin ()
Date: February 16, 2019 04:52PM

Thats great news, spring. It sounds like your lady friend has bowels of steel.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 17, 2019 07:17AM

I am up early and heading to Golden Corral in Manassas to have a huge plate of sausage patties, eggs and home fries covered with sausage gravy. Maybe two or three huge plates. My bowels have all day to deal with that!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Healthy eating onion ()
Date: February 17, 2019 10:29AM

This is my idea of a good Sunday morning breakfast.
Attachments:
steak eggs homefries 54good.jpg

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 21, 2019 04:50PM

5am guy says hi to everyone!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 23, 2019 11:48AM

Healthy eating onion Wrote:
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> This is my idea of a good Sunday morning
> breakfast.


That steak might look good, but do you want your colon to look like an accordion?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onoin ()
Date: February 23, 2019 12:00PM

Is anybody interested in some scat play/ Tennesse tea stains this weekend?

PM me.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 23, 2019 07:46PM

Brown Onoin Wrote:
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> Is anybody interested in some scat play/ Tennesse
> tea stains this weekend?
>
> PM me.


Imitation is flattery. How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: February 23, 2019 11:15PM

But really, do PM me if you want to enjoy the gratification of taking a dump on my chest, or face.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 24, 2019 01:39PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Healthy eating onion Wrote:
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> > This is my idea of a good Sunday morning
> > breakfast.
>
>
> That steak might look good, but do you want your
> colon to look like an accordion?


Hi Mr Brown! How are your bowels?
My Dad and the obese neighbor were drinking heavily yesterday and my Dad tripped on the patio and crushed his own arm with his body weight. I had to take him to the emergency room. He tore his rotator cuff and has to see a specialist on Tuesday. Right now he is on the couch in the basement and he is demanding that I go to Popeyes to fetch him a 10 piece box of spicy chicken and a dozen biscuits.
He also says that he cant reach his own rear end to wipe after pooping and needs help. I told him he will have to get Mom to do that for him. He is trying to put me on a guilt trip by talking about all the times he had to change my diaper when I was little. Am I being a bad son by refusing to do this?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green 0nion ()
Date: February 24, 2019 02:55PM

spring why not help your dad - you might find it rewarding and perhaps even erotic. Our used-up food has a bad reputation by can be sublime in the feel or even taste.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jekel ()
Date: February 24, 2019 03:31PM

shit-eaters - you people are gross.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dr Phil onion ()
Date: February 24, 2019 04:00PM

spring, perhaps you could include your dad in your wii poop dancing sessions with Jules. It could be an opportunity for them to iron out their differences with some friendly competition. Your dad could just go upstairs and shower his filthy ass afterwards while you and jules pick up the drop cloths. Win/win for everybody.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 25, 2019 09:20AM

This morning power out, Obese neighbor passed out on couch in den wearing black dress (a-la Billy Porter) pulled over his head and no underwear. The cat seemed to be cleaning his scrotum.

Dad and mom are arguing about the neighbor's appearance and presence in our house - mom threatening to call social services on dad and the neighbor (again). Grandma is making me an egg white omelette with sprouted quinoa, gluten-free pita bread and fresh fruit salad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fender ()
Date: February 25, 2019 03:29PM

On a severe diet - 1300 cal a day + 45-90 min on stairmaster daily. All I pass is handful of pebbles every 18 hours. So hungry...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 27, 2019 05:23PM

The quarter pounders with cheese now come with a bacon option at McDonalds. I am having two of them for dinner with a 10 piece Mcnugget and a Large diet coke. My bowels are screwed!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Observer Onion ()
Date: February 27, 2019 05:34PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> The quarter pounders with cheese now come with a
> bacon option at McDonalds. I am having two of them
> for dinner with a 10 piece Mcnugget and a Large
> diet coke. My bowels are screwed!


After suffering from colitis for years then die young from heart disease. That is some funny shit!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 28, 2019 11:10AM

Im pretty upset today - last night a friend sent me a screenshot of Jules Skyping/playing Wii with another guy who goes to my school. Obviously it was easy to tell it was my Jules because of her unique way of playing (and a mole on the inside of her right thigh). I cried half the night thinking about it. Should I confront her or just let this go as wild oats. I couldnt even eat my egg white omelet, gluten-free crepes with organic greek yogurt and fruit compote Nanna made for me this morning.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: February 28, 2019 04:57PM

Spring, so sorry to hear of your troubles. Perhaps a spin in my windowless white van to get some ice cream or just park somewhere, talk and drink cherry wine. PM me Ill come over ASAP

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: stool sample ()
Date: March 01, 2019 09:21PM

wtf?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Digggy the ClOwn ()
Date: March 03, 2019 11:48AM

animal crackers give you very thick and sticky shit. Needed 10 min of scooping and digging last night to clean my rectum.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 18, 2019 04:59AM

5am guy says hi to all the bib's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 19, 2019 04:57AM

Hello? 5am guy calling all BiB's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy fan club ()
Date: March 19, 2019 09:39AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy had a great
> Christmas. The security guard invited his friends
> into the building for a private Christmas party.
> 5am guy spent most of the night receiving anal sex
> from big black men in a male orgy. 5am guy was
> popular because he was the only white guy there.
> 5am guy thinks he had his first prostate orgasm.
> 5am guy will probably only date black men from now
> on. 5am guy is in love with black penis. Merry
> Christmas from 5am guy.

Good to hear you’re enjoying lots of black cock, 5am guy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 19, 2019 01:21PM

Look at the superior bowel folks show what assholes they are.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Judge Onion ()
Date: March 19, 2019 01:42PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Look at the superior bowel folks show what
> assholes they are.

God is punishing you for your blithe racism. you will die (really this time) miserable and with rectal prolapse. Justice.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 19, 2019 02:29PM

Judge Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Look at the superior bowel folks show what
> > assholes they are.
>
> God is punishing you for your blithe racism. you
> will die (really this time) miserable and with
> rectal prolapse. Justice.


Bitter Julio?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 25, 2019 04:53AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has limited choices for lunch as 5am guys lunch hour is 2am to 3am. 5am guy has 3 choices, 7-11 Denny's or Royal Farms. Tonight 5am guy had a chicken tender sub and a diet 7up from Royal farm. 5am guy is not sure how bowel friendly this meal choice will be. 5am guy now has the heater in the mens room turned up with the mood lighting and music ready to go and 5am guy feels that dumping time is near. 5am guy extends best wishes to everyone.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 25, 2019 05:34AM

Good luck 5 am. Not sure what royal farm is, but here’s to a non goulash experience! Matilda and I are going to First Watch today with Bristol Stool Guides to give to fellow diners.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Stink finger ()
Date: March 25, 2019 03:08PM

Lately my bowels have expelled bloody, sloppy, gravy that, at times has had small, rock- like turds that have tiny entrails of pus oozing out. Every now and again, an insect-like creature jatcjes from one of the turd formations. After expelling these horrid things, I feel like I've slept for a week and my balls feel like concrete. Any suggestions?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: March 25, 2019 05:09PM

Havin a couple Marie Callender's frozen dinners tonite. One is country fried steak and potatoes smothered in white gravy and the other one is salisbury steak with mixed veggies. Washing that down with a six pack of bud. My bowels are in for it now!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: March 30, 2019 04:43AM

Hi all ! 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy has been eating mixed seasonal fruits from the walmart produce department. These fruits are improving 5am guys bowels. 5am guy is getting off work here in a couple hours and then 5am guy is taking 4 whole nights off. 5am guy is going on a trip to Williamsburg Virginia to meet a lady that 5am guy has met only over the internet and by phone. 5am guy is nervous about this.
5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: March 30, 2019 09:54AM

I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep eating those fruits as they are very good for your digestive system!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: March 31, 2019 12:22PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep eating
> those fruits as they are very good for your
> digestive system!


Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately? I miss our conversations that we used to have. I wish you well with your college plans, is it this year that you are graduating high school?
On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right now and things are not going her way. I wish you well please keep us updated about your college goals.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Story Onion ()
Date: March 31, 2019 05:45PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.

Brown Onion died of fake heart disease couple years ago just like your wife will pass of fake cancer. Let us know when to provide genuine support for your fake wife ok...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 01, 2019 01:47PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.


Hello Mr Bomber! I am sorry to hear about Mrs. Dive. I pray she can overcome this.
This Summer I move to my Grandmas house near Richmond and will start at Richard Bland in the Fall semester. I have the tuition covered already and I will live rent free with Grandma. I have a part time job offer at St Mary's hospital as well. After Bland I hope to continue my education at William and Mary but I'm not sure I can afford it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Obese Neighbor ()
Date: April 01, 2019 04:44PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
>
> Hello Mr Bomber! I am sorry to hear about Mrs.
> Dive. I pray she can overcome this.
> This Summer I move to my Grandmas house near
> Richmond and will start at Richard Bland in the
> Fall semester. I have the tuition covered already
> and I will live rent free with Grandma. I have a
> part time job offer at St Mary's hospital as well.
> After Bland I hope to continue my education at
> William and Mary but I'm not sure I can afford it.


Why not let me pay you to access your tender bits? Save up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 01, 2019 05:58PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> eating
> > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > digestive system!
>
>
> Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion lately?
> I miss our conversations that we used to have. I
> wish you well with your college plans, is it this
> year that you are graduating high school?
> On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> now and things are not going her way. I wish you
> well please keep us updated about your college
> goals.

So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an inspiration in such times and will be back later but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Remembering Onion ()
Date: April 02, 2019 01:24PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
> So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full
> recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an
> inspiration in such times and will be back later
> but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.


His fake wife will die of fake ass cancer.

Hey Brown remember the time you had a heart attack and died here? Your 'sister' and 'brother" gave us all the details of your passing. It was funny seeing some of the suckers here actually express sympathy for your fake death. Sure hope that was just a rehearsal for the real thing coming soon!

groanthrone, midwives, basketball sized movements hahahahahaha great stuff scat freak.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 02, 2019 04:22PM

Remembering Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > > eating
> > > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > > digestive system!
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> > lately?
> > > I miss our conversations that we used to
> have.
> > I
> > > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> > this
> > > year that you are graduating high school?
> > > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer
> right
> > > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> > you
> > > well please keep us updated about your
> college
> > > goals.
> >
> > So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a
> full
> > recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> > brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is
> an
> > inspiration in such times and will be back
> later
> > but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.
>
>
> His fake wife will die of fake ass cancer.
>
> Hey Brown remember the time you had a heart attack
> and died here? Your 'sister' and 'brother" gave
> us all the details of your passing. It was funny
> seeing some of the suckers here actually express
> sympathy for your fake death. Sure hope that was
> just a rehearsal for the real thing coming soon!
>
> groanthrone, midwives, basketball sized movements
> hahahahahaha great stuff scat freak.


Clarence disowned. Matilda is fine.

How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: What the??? ()
Date: April 03, 2019 05:23PM

Just when I thought this site could not get more insane it does

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: April 03, 2019 08:25PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I hope you enjoy your vacation Mr 5am. Keep
> > eating
> > > those fruits as they are very good for your
> > > digestive system!
> >
> >
> > Hi Spring. Have you heard from Brown Onion
> lately?
> > I miss our conversations that we used to have.
> I
> > wish you well with your college plans, is it
> this
> > year that you are graduating high school?
> > On a sad note Mrs Dive is battling cancer right
> > now and things are not going her way. I wish
> you
> > well please keep us updated about your college
> > goals.
>
> So sorry dive bomber. I pray Mrs Dive makes a full
> recovery. So truly sad to hear and anything us
> brothers in bowel can do it’s done. Spring is an
> inspiration in such times and will be back later
> but going to put the GROAN in groan throne.


Thanks Brown Onion. God bless you.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hopeless Romantic ()
Date: April 03, 2019 08:41PM

What ever happened to the budding romance between spring onion and the scat flinging girl?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:00AM

5am guy checking in. 5am guy has a very sore anus. 5am guy took very large black cock in his ass tonight from new security guard. 5am guy also went ass to mouth for the first time. 5am guy realized that feces does not taste as bad as he thought. 5am guy likes getting reamed by large penis because it lubricates and loosens up bowels and makes for less time on the toilet. 5am guy will meet new lady in Williamsburg soon. 5am guy is hoping she is ok with watching 5am guy suck off black men and have anal sex with them.
5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:02AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy had a pleasant interaction with a lady from Williamsburg over the last few days. 5am guy stayed in a Holiday inn down there. The lady was nice but 5am guy found out she has several children living at home. 5am guy is not so sure about that situation.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Egfddffffggg ()
Date: April 04, 2019 05:22AM

Once you go black.. You will never go back

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 04, 2019 03:42PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy had a
> pleasant interaction with a lady from Williamsburg
> over the last few days. 5am guy stayed in a
> Holiday inn down there. The lady was nice but 5am
> guy found out she has several children living at
> home. 5am guy is not so sure about that situation.


Rugrats=money and inevitable bowel problems 5 am. Run for the hills.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 04, 2019 09:00PM

Got me a footlong meatball sub with sauce and cheese, tomatoes, pickles, onions, hot peppers and mushrooms. This could present a challenge for my bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 05, 2019 05:02AM

Greetings everyone! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy was out of town a few days and 5am guy was eating at some fast food places like Jersey Mikes and Subway. This has caused 5am guy some bowel trouble. 5am guy is getting ready to hopefully drop a load. Have a good weekend BiB's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Ctd4ssf ()
Date: April 05, 2019 05:09AM

Be sure to take pictures..

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 05, 2019 11:26AM

Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block cant cooperate.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 06, 2019 09:10AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block
> cant cooperate.


I hope you made it through that okay Mr. Brown. I am off work today and my Dad and the obese neighbor are trying to do their taxes at the kitchen table. It is only 9am and they have already started drinking Busch beer. I know what will happen later, they will be hungry but too drunk to drive and they will send me to KFC or Popeyes to fetch them about 40 dollars worth of greasy food. That's when the farting will begin.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Advice onion ()
Date: April 06, 2019 12:16PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got dilation and midwives but this cinder block
> > cant cooperate.
>
>
> I hope you made it through that okay Mr. Brown. I
> am off work today and my Dad and the obese
> neighbor are trying to do their taxes at the
> kitchen table. It is only 9am and they have
> already started drinking Busch beer. I know what
> will happen later, they will be hungry but too
> drunk to drive and they will send me to KFC or
> Popeyes to fetch them about 40 dollars worth of
> greasy food. That's when the farting will begin.


You shouldn’t put up with that, young man. Tell them both to fuck off. Life is too short not to enjoy. Go upstairs snd eat your mom’s pussy instead.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 06, 2019 03:09PM

I am going to Wendys soon. Going to get two doubles with cheese and two chili cheese baked potatoes. Washing it all down with a six pack of ice cold budweiser. My bowels will shit their pants when they get this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: April 07, 2019 10:11AM

It iz good ta see tha brown guyz postin again. I haz been eatin lotz of hamburgerz cooked on tha charcoal grill lately and by bowelz is a little tore up. I got tha day off taday an tamorrow so I will be drinkin beerz az soon az I get back from shoppin at tha food lion. I hope God blesses all yall brown guyz real good.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 11, 2019 04:34AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is not happy because 5am guy has to take some classes to renew his certifications. This means 5am guy has to be awake in the middle of the day when 5am guy is usually sleeping. This is causing bowel trouble for 5am guy. 5am guy is hoping that the BiB's are doing well.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Zzzzzzz ()
Date: April 11, 2019 04:40AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is not
> happy because 5am guy has to take some classes to
> renew his certifications. This means 5am guy has
> to be awake in the middle of the day when 5am guy
> is usually sleeping. This is causing bowel trouble
> for 5am guy. 5am guy is hoping that the BiB's are
> doing well.


5am guy needs mental help

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 11, 2019 06:57AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> It iz good ta see tha brown guyz postin again. I
> haz been eatin lotz of hamburgerz cooked on tha
> charcoal grill lately and by bowelz is a little
> tore up. I got tha day off taday an tamorrow so I
> will be drinkin beerz az soon az I get back from
> shoppin at tha food lion. I hope God blesses all
> yall brown guyz real good.


How you and your bowels red onion? You’re a great guy!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jules ()
Date: April 11, 2019 08:49AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has a very sore anus.
> 5am guy took very large black cock in his ass
> tonight from new security guard. 5am guy also went
> ass to mouth for the first time. 5am guy realized
> that feces does not taste as bad as he thought.
> 5am guy likes getting reamed by large penis
> because it lubricates and loosens up bowels and
> makes for less time on the toilet. 5am guy will
> meet new lady in Williamsburg soon. 5am guy is
> hoping she is ok with watching 5am guy suck off
> black men and have anal sex with them.
> 5am buy sends best wishes to all the BiB's out
> there.

5am guy/brown onion sockpuppet

Great to hear you are coming to terms with some real issues here. BBC is not my cup of tea but sounds like it really stimulates you so whatever. I dont think its good for bowel health tho. Perhaps your lady from Williamsburg could help with a giant black dildo? Not sure how that works maybe you need live man-meat for satisfaction. Ur bisexual I dont know about that or being gay either.

anyhooo live your truth and keep eating horrible fast foods as they will speed your demise and ultimately bring the sweet relief of death to you and those who have to endure your endless and boring trivialities...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 11, 2019 10:43PM

Jules asked me to do 'analingus' while she plays Wii - I dont even know what that is.

I did however enjoy organic baked tofu on a fresh organic spring salad with sprouted organic chia seeds and a full 16oz glass of filtered water for dinner.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: April 14, 2019 06:44AM

I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere as the best advice, is to have a proper diet along with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If you have health problems related to your digestion, it would behoove you to make an appointment. Take charge of your life, instead of writing about it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 14, 2019 09:26AM

Time for spring break and while most of my friends from school are heading to the beach I am going on a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In June I will be attending classes there to learn about healthy cooking.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Overseer Onion Frenman ()
Date: April 14, 2019 10:35AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Time for spring break and while most of my friends
> from school are heading to the beach I am going on
> a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In June
> I will be attending classes there to learn about
> healthy cooking.


Congrats on your hard work spring - too bad you could only get into a Jr. college. I imagine you would be cleaning toilets at Burger King if you didnt work so hard to at school to manage C- grades. Well done.

As to the analingus w Jules please avoid this practice as your friends Wii gaming habits appear less than hygienic.

all the best.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 14, 2019 02:46PM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the
> ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere as
> the best advice, is to have a proper diet along
> with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If you
> have health problems related to your digestion, it
> would behoove you to make an appointment. Take
> charge of your life, instead of writing about it.

Hey Doc, let me ask you a question my Doctor says I am morbidly obese and he wants me to get weight loss surgery. I am 6'3" and weigh 335 pounds, that's not really that bad is it?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Scatman Crothers ()
Date: April 15, 2019 12:09AM

Overseer Onion Frenman Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Time for spring break and while most of my
> friends
> > from school are heading to the beach I am going
> on
> > a tour of the Warrenton wellness kitchen. In
> June
> > I will be attending classes there to learn
> about
> > healthy cooking.
>
>
> Congrats on your hard work spring - too bad you
> could only get into a Jr. college. I imagine you
> would be cleaning toilets at Burger King if you
> didnt work so hard to at school to manage C-
> grades. Well done.
>
> As to the analingus w Jules please avoid this
> practice as your friends Wii gaming habits appear
> less than hygienic.
>
> all the best.


He said she eats healthy so its ok to analingish her. Stop giving bad advice.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: April 15, 2019 08:43AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I see the write ups continue. It shocks me the
> > ignorance not only on this site but elsewhere
> as
> > the best advice, is to have a proper diet along
> > with seeing a physician on a regular basis. If
> you
> > have health problems related to your digestion,
> it
> > would behoove you to make an appointment. Take
> > charge of your life, instead of writing about
> it.
>
> Hey Doc, let me ask you a question my Doctor says
> I am morbidly obese and he wants me to get weight
> loss surgery. I am 6'3" and weigh 335 pounds,
> that's not really that bad is it?



Please don't take this personally, but that is high in the obesity rate for BMI. By all means I'd recommend immediately losing weight, as you are in the high risk category for heart and other medical conditions.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Observer Onion ()
Date: April 15, 2019 08:25PM

I watched a family of three, all very obese, eating Chinese while I waited to get my kid takeout. On each plate Id estimate they each had 7 cups of some fried rice dish and were just scooping it into their faces. The teen appeared to be winded he was eating so much so fast. They looked pained, not even enjoying the gut-pack. They looked like sad people.

Why do people eat so much shit-food? It makes no sense.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tobar the Eightman ()
Date: April 15, 2019 10:34PM

Observer Onion Wrote:
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> I watched a family of three, all very obese,
> eating Chinese while I waited to get my kid
> takeout. On each plate Id estimate they each had
> 7 cups of some fried rice dish and were just
> scooping it into their faces. The teen appeared
> to be winded he was eating so much so fast. They
> looked pained, not even enjoying the gut-pack.
> They looked like sad people.
>
> Why do people eat so much shit-food? It makes no
> sense.

Take a look at things like the triple Whopper Meal at 1800 calories. Thats one singe meal for some people. They eat that kind of food from breakfast to midnight snack. People have lost track of nutrition and, like voting for Trump, simply do what feels good even if it is making them sick.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 08:39AM

So, I have to go to Manassas today and that means I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries and coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish and chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw? Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back food from the other. Either way my bowels are screwed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: bloated bowel buddy ()
Date: April 16, 2019 01:47PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> So, I have to go to Manassas today and that means
> I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries and
> coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish and
> chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw?
> Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back food
> from the other. Either way my bowels are screwed.


youll die soon you fat piece of shit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 02:45PM

bloated bowel buddy Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, I have to go to Manassas today and that
> means
> > I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> > Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries
> and
> > coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish
> and
> > chicken platter with hush puppies and coleslaw?
> > Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back
> food
> > from the other. Either way my bowels are
> screwed.
>
>
> youll die soon you fat piece of shit.


This is very rude. Boiled WWBD? I’m not sure but those cause me to fill up the groan throne, water overflowing and the wetback plumber called out. How are your bowels?

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Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 03:29PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> bloated bowel buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So, I have to go to Manassas today and that
> > means
> > > I have a decision to make. Do I want the Roy
> > > Rogers chicken with a side of biscuits fries
> > and
> > > coleslaw or do I want Captain Dees fried fish
> > and
> > > chicken platter with hush puppies and
> coleslaw?
> > > Maybe I could eat at one place and bring back
> > food
> > > from the other. Either way my bowels are
> > screwed.
> >
> >
> > youll die soon you fat piece of shit.
>
>
> This is very rude. Boiled WWBD? I’m not sure but
> those cause me to fill up the groan throne, water
> overflowing and the wetback plumber called out.
> How are your bowels?


My bowels are pretty good thanks for asking. Even though I am fat my bowels work pretty well, I keep testing their limits. One time I ate about 2 pounds of bacon and a dozen fried eggs at golden corral and they gave me some trouble.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 03:48PM

Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could be lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love them, but they cause anywhere from basketball sized to cinder block craps.

Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal mirror? I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 04:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could be
> lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love
> them, but they cause anywhere from basketball
> sized to cinder block craps.
>
> Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal mirror?
> I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.


No I never need midwives. My wife left me years ago because she said I was a fat disgusting slob. I live alone and have three bathrooms so I have backup when I clog one toilet. I keep plungers on hand though. My bowels are pretty tough and can take some abuse.
I had Captain dees for lunch but I brought home a 8 piece chicken with 4 biscuits from Roy Rogers so that will make a good dinner.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: April 16, 2019 04:52PM

Still beats being in continent

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: April 16, 2019 06:22PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Still beats being in continent


Have you visited a board certified physician? It’s incontinence.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: great victory ()
Date: April 16, 2019 08:38PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Two pounds of bacon, guessing the grease could
> be
> > lubricating on the way out. As for eggs I love
> > them, but they cause anywhere from basketball
> > sized to cinder block craps.
> >
> > Do you regularly use midwives and a rectal
> mirror?
> > I expect blast off tonight like Wallops Island.
>
>
> No I never need midwives. My wife left me years
> ago because she said I was a fat disgusting slob.
> I live alone and have three bathrooms so I have
> backup when I clog one toilet. I keep plungers on
> hand though. My bowels are pretty tough and can
> take some abuse.
> I had Captain dees for lunch but I brought home a
> 8 piece chicken with 4 biscuits from Roy Rogers so
> that will make a good dinner.


YOu are no doubt a disgusting person but your self-awareness is refreshing. Like a self-aware pig rooting through your own shit for food you have a splinter of nobility among your otherwise feted soul.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 16, 2019 11:45PM

Obese neighbor just went to the bathroom in our fish tank. Grandma is trying to fish the floater out before the fish consume any more of it. My dad is drunk and flossing wearing only a his boxers and one of my moms bras.

Im going to bed without finishing my fruit salad and spring water.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green 0nion_ ()
Date: April 17, 2019 11:06AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor just went to the bathroom in our
> fish tank. Grandma is trying to fish the floater
> out before the fish consume any more of it. My
> dad is drunk and flossing wearing only a his
> boxers and one of my moms bras.
>
> Im going to bed without finishing my fruit salad
> and spring water.

Spring, I know you are getting older now and can understand that 'these things happen.' Perhaps you could leave early for the Jr. College you plan to attend. I dont think your parents are providing a bowel-friendly environment for you as a developing young man. You are always welcome to say in my guest room that definitely doesnt have a two way mirror in its bathroom.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 17, 2019 05:13PM

I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC meals plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 17, 2019 08:59PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC meals
> plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!


My goodness I hope so. Are your bowels platinum?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:49AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just left Wendys, got two 5 buck giant JBC
> meals
> > plus a double with cheese. My bowels got this!
>
>
> My goodness I hope so. Are your bowels platinum?


By George, no they are not platinum. I just took 5am guy’s advice in this thread and I get assfucked by an enormous black cock once a week. It keeps my bowels open and flowing regularly. You should try it. It works!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:47PM

I am giving my bowels a break tonight, just having some tuna and salad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: April 19, 2019 05:13PM

I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 09:01AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown
> guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta
> digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a
> change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a
> nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.


Thank you Mr. Red onion, I hope you have a great Easter!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Better Than Prison Onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 10:20AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I wishes a vuri happi Easter ta all yall brown
> guyz. Remember that hamz can be vury hard ta
> digest. I gots tha weekend off of work fo a
> change, going ta have beerz tonite and havin me a
> nice salad with some grilld chickens breast.


red, enjoy your Spam in a can re-heated on your basement hot plate perched on the clothes dryer. Maybe you could lure Spring over and rape him for Easter! Anyway better than prison amIright ;)

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:12PM

I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill with plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can eat the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My bowels are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: cutting fryers onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:22PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer
> roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into
> fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill with
> plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can eat
> the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a 6
> pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My bowels
> are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!


You cut up your own chicken to save $3 on a meal - how poor are you?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:46PM

cutting fryers onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got a great deal on a big oven stuffer
> > roaster at food lion. I am going to cut it into
> > fryer parts then cook them on my weber grill
> with
> > plenty of famous daves bbq sauce. I bet I can
> eat
> > the whole thing tonight and wash it down with a
> 6
> > pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. My
> bowels
> > are going to take the oven stuffer challenge!
>
>
> You cut up your own chicken to save $3 on a meal -
> how poor are you?


I'm not poor at all. I live with my Mom rent free!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:51PM

Brown nation
by,
Jhonny Bravo.



They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
it took away our joy of life
our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
took away our healthy bungs
and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
and all the rectal pain we could withstand
came from Anon doc's wedding band

Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
so proud to dump, so proud to try

They took the whole brown trodden nation
and gave us all this constipation
though I have a disabled brown eye
I still have a moving van deep inside


Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
Praying for a number 4 before we die

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