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Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
()
Date: January 24, 2010 11:31AM
Vince (r) Wrote:
> Yeah, you demonstrated how much of your normal,
> lack of anything meaningful to post self, has not
> changed.
Cry me a river, douchebag...LOL
> You are pretty much worthless as a human being
> aren't you? Because honestly, you offer nothing
> except endless piffle in your lack-o-wit
> commentary. You have yet to do much on the
> original thought front - mainly you are just a
> pale reflection of what other people say or think.
HAHAHA-- I should copy and paste obscure retarded articles ad fucking nauseum to support my "original thought" fantasies too, huh? I'm rather enjoying watching the anti-Vince(r)-army recruitment numbers loom!
> But you keep up the good fight for side-kicks
> there FF - one day you might be a real superhero
> too.
Good lord, he thinks hes a "FFXU super-hero" now. Holy batshit crazzzzzzy...LOL
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
> Yeah, you demonstrated how much of your normal,
> lack of anything meaningful to post self, has not
> changed.
Cry me a river, douchebag...LOL
> You are pretty much worthless as a human being
> aren't you? Because honestly, you offer nothing
> except endless piffle in your lack-o-wit
> commentary. You have yet to do much on the
> original thought front - mainly you are just a
> pale reflection of what other people say or think.
HAHAHA-- I should copy and paste obscure retarded articles ad fucking nauseum to support my "original thought" fantasies too, huh? I'm rather enjoying watching the anti-Vince(r)-army recruitment numbers loom!
> But you keep up the good fight for side-kicks
> there FF - one day you might be a real superhero
> too.
Good lord, he thinks hes a "FFXU super-hero" now. Holy batshit crazzzzzzy...LOL
______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
•FFxU SuperHero•
()
Date: January 24, 2010 12:31PM
Is everything OKay here guys?
I heard someone call me.
I heard someone call me.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: January 24, 2010 01:24PM
Numbers Wrote:
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>
>
> Tell that to Captain Scully who piloted the plane
> into the Hudson River. He didn't panic or start
> praying. He assessed the situation and calmly and
> rationally landed the plane without any thought of
> god or prayer.
>
>
>
>
If I had to choose between an atheist who chooses to concentrate on the process needed to land a plane and a religious guy who starts praying instead, I would choose the atheist.
As for the whole "miracle" thing, I think of how Jon Stewart might put it. The miracle was the freak accident of the birds knocking out the engines.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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>
>
> Tell that to Captain Scully who piloted the plane
> into the Hudson River. He didn't panic or start
> praying. He assessed the situation and calmly and
> rationally landed the plane without any thought of
> god or prayer.
>
>
>
>
If I had to choose between an atheist who chooses to concentrate on the process needed to land a plane and a religious guy who starts praying instead, I would choose the atheist.
As for the whole "miracle" thing, I think of how Jon Stewart might put it. The miracle was the freak accident of the birds knocking out the engines.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2010 01:25PM by WashingTone-Locian.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: January 24, 2010 05:26PM
Numbers Wrote:
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>
> Relax, I was gonna get to your question and call
> called away.
PHEW!
>
> Now then, sure, I'm okay with people using a
> metaphoric sense of the words heaven and hell. For
> example, living in a concentration camp could
> easily be considered hell in that sense. Blowing
> my load down Misty Mundae's throat would be heaven
> for me.
>
> I'm not sure I understand the relevance of your
> question though.
Lately, I've noticed your contemptuous attitude towards people who believe in God (or even a god). I was just trying to assess the boundaries of this contempt.
> A metaphoric version of heaven and hell can be
> anything thats either pleasurable or nightmarish.
> It's different things for different people,
> whereas the biblical or quranic versions are
> pretty well documented and require certain rules
> and behavior to enter into.
So it's not the idea of an afterlife that bothers you... It's the arbitrary, black-and-white, conditions that dictate how you are "supposed" to live your life?
>
> Biblical heaven and hell are simply there to
> control the masses and keep people frightened into
> keeping religion alive and the power structure in
> place.
I understand how you could think that... Let me ask you this question, however. In a drunk driving accident, do you blame the car or the drunk driver?... Do you take it one step further and blame the alcohol?
In a shooting death, is it the gun or the shooter that is responsible?
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>
> Relax, I was gonna get to your question and call
> called away.
PHEW!
>
> Now then, sure, I'm okay with people using a
> metaphoric sense of the words heaven and hell. For
> example, living in a concentration camp could
> easily be considered hell in that sense. Blowing
> my load down Misty Mundae's throat would be heaven
> for me.
>
> I'm not sure I understand the relevance of your
> question though.
Lately, I've noticed your contemptuous attitude towards people who believe in God (or even a god). I was just trying to assess the boundaries of this contempt.
> A metaphoric version of heaven and hell can be
> anything thats either pleasurable or nightmarish.
> It's different things for different people,
> whereas the biblical or quranic versions are
> pretty well documented and require certain rules
> and behavior to enter into.
So it's not the idea of an afterlife that bothers you... It's the arbitrary, black-and-white, conditions that dictate how you are "supposed" to live your life?
>
> Biblical heaven and hell are simply there to
> control the masses and keep people frightened into
> keeping religion alive and the power structure in
> place.
I understand how you could think that... Let me ask you this question, however. In a drunk driving accident, do you blame the car or the drunk driver?... Do you take it one step further and blame the alcohol?
In a shooting death, is it the gun or the shooter that is responsible?
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: January 24, 2010 07:05PM
eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Numbers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> >
> > Tell that to Captain Scully who piloted the
> plane
> > into the Hudson River. He didn't panic or start
> > praying. He assessed the situation and calmly
> and
> > rationally landed the plane without any thought
> of
> > god or prayer.
>
>
> I never watched his interviews, did he
> specifically say that he is an atheist?
I guess then that all of the Apollo-Era NASA Astronauts were incapable of handling one of the most dangerous endeavours ever, because they were religious:
Oh boy, wouldn't the ACLU have a seizure over this now-a-days.
Tell it to Frank Borman, Jim Lovell (Who btw, Commanded Apollo 13, and he directly took part in turning a Disaster into a great moment in American History), and Bill Anders.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> Numbers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> >
> > Tell that to Captain Scully who piloted the
> plane
> > into the Hudson River. He didn't panic or start
> > praying. He assessed the situation and calmly
> and
> > rationally landed the plane without any thought
> of
> > god or prayer.
>
>
> I never watched his interviews, did he
> specifically say that he is an atheist?
I guess then that all of the Apollo-Era NASA Astronauts were incapable of handling one of the most dangerous endeavours ever, because they were religious:
Oh boy, wouldn't the ACLU have a seizure over this now-a-days.
Tell it to Frank Borman, Jim Lovell (Who btw, Commanded Apollo 13, and he directly took part in turning a Disaster into a great moment in American History), and Bill Anders.
==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: January 24, 2010 08:25PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Lately, I've noticed your contemptuous attitude
> towards people who believe in God (or even a god).
> I was just trying to assess the boundaries of this
> contempt.
I don't have contempt for religious people so much as I have contempt for the institution itself. Most religious folks were indoctrinated at a very young age and told never to question their faith. That's pretty much what happened to me, but when I entered my teens, I became interested in science and history and it forced me to question things. When I asked the priest any philosophical questions, he and the nuns would get cross and eventually got rid of me before I was confirmed.
> So it's not the idea of an afterlife that bothers
> you... It's the arbitrary, black-and-white,
> conditions that dictate how you are "supposed" to
> live your life?
Are you referring to the "black and white" conditions pertaining to the bible or quran? I'm against any rules that prevent people from living a happy and productive life, including sexual and gender orientation. If religion is your way of achieving that, than have at it. However, I feel it's effect is not unlike using drugs to escape reality and don't think it's a particularly rational choice.
> I understand how you could think that... Let me
> ask you this question, however. In a drunk driving
> accident, do you blame the car or the drunk
> driver?... Do you take it one step further and
> blame the alcohol?
Maybe the accident was a result of someone wanting to escape reality.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Lately, I've noticed your contemptuous attitude
> towards people who believe in God (or even a god).
> I was just trying to assess the boundaries of this
> contempt.
I don't have contempt for religious people so much as I have contempt for the institution itself. Most religious folks were indoctrinated at a very young age and told never to question their faith. That's pretty much what happened to me, but when I entered my teens, I became interested in science and history and it forced me to question things. When I asked the priest any philosophical questions, he and the nuns would get cross and eventually got rid of me before I was confirmed.
> So it's not the idea of an afterlife that bothers
> you... It's the arbitrary, black-and-white,
> conditions that dictate how you are "supposed" to
> live your life?
Are you referring to the "black and white" conditions pertaining to the bible or quran? I'm against any rules that prevent people from living a happy and productive life, including sexual and gender orientation. If religion is your way of achieving that, than have at it. However, I feel it's effect is not unlike using drugs to escape reality and don't think it's a particularly rational choice.
> I understand how you could think that... Let me
> ask you this question, however. In a drunk driving
> accident, do you blame the car or the drunk
> driver?... Do you take it one step further and
> blame the alcohol?
Maybe the accident was a result of someone wanting to escape reality.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: January 24, 2010 09:03PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> I don't have contempt for religious people so much
> as I have contempt for the institution itself.
Many organized religions are simply businesses. They offer a service, then exploit people's fears in order to make a profit. I understand your distrust in organized religions.
> Most religious folks were indoctrinated at a very
> young age and told never to question their faith.
This is not exclusive to organized religions. This happens all around us on a daily basis... In schools... at work... in politics...
You cannot rely on any organization to encourage free thought... the organization would become disorganized.
> That's pretty much what happened to me, but when I
> entered my teens, I became interested in science
> and history and it forced me to question things.
I thought you may have had a religious upbringing...
> When I asked the priest any philosophical
> questions, he and the nuns would get cross and
> eventually got rid of me before I was confirmed.
Was it then that you decided there couldn't be a god?
> Are you referring to the "black and white"
> conditions pertaining to the bible or quran? I'm
> against any rules that prevent people from living
> a happy and productive life, including sexual and
> gender orientation.
You think people should be able to do whatever it takes to make them happy? Does this apply to rapists, murderers, and pedophiles?
> If religion is your way of
> achieving that, than have at it. However, I feel
> it's effect is not unlike using drugs to escape
> reality
Don't you think reality is a hard thing to define? I often wonder how real the concept of reality is...
Would you consider the effect of music a drug-like escape of reality? How about reading books or watching TV?
Is meditation an escape from reality?
> and don't think it's a particularly
> rational choice.
Are you saying that faith, in anything, is irrational?
Do you, by any chance, feel superior to these irrational people?
> Maybe the accident was a result of someone wanting
> to escape reality.
So you're belief is that no one is responsible for a drunk driving accident? You think they are all victims of a desire to escape reality?
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> I don't have contempt for religious people so much
> as I have contempt for the institution itself.
Many organized religions are simply businesses. They offer a service, then exploit people's fears in order to make a profit. I understand your distrust in organized religions.
> Most religious folks were indoctrinated at a very
> young age and told never to question their faith.
This is not exclusive to organized religions. This happens all around us on a daily basis... In schools... at work... in politics...
You cannot rely on any organization to encourage free thought... the organization would become disorganized.
> That's pretty much what happened to me, but when I
> entered my teens, I became interested in science
> and history and it forced me to question things.
I thought you may have had a religious upbringing...
> When I asked the priest any philosophical
> questions, he and the nuns would get cross and
> eventually got rid of me before I was confirmed.
Was it then that you decided there couldn't be a god?
> Are you referring to the "black and white"
> conditions pertaining to the bible or quran? I'm
> against any rules that prevent people from living
> a happy and productive life, including sexual and
> gender orientation.
You think people should be able to do whatever it takes to make them happy? Does this apply to rapists, murderers, and pedophiles?
> If religion is your way of
> achieving that, than have at it. However, I feel
> it's effect is not unlike using drugs to escape
> reality
Don't you think reality is a hard thing to define? I often wonder how real the concept of reality is...
Would you consider the effect of music a drug-like escape of reality? How about reading books or watching TV?
Is meditation an escape from reality?
> and don't think it's a particularly
> rational choice.
Are you saying that faith, in anything, is irrational?
Do you, by any chance, feel superior to these irrational people?
> Maybe the accident was a result of someone wanting
> to escape reality.
So you're belief is that no one is responsible for a drunk driving accident? You think they are all victims of a desire to escape reality?
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 24, 2010 09:34PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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>
> Many organized religions are simply businesses.
ARE YOU SAYING SCIENTOLOGY IS A BUSINESS????
WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES HARRY TUTTLE? DO YOU RAPE BABIES?? YOU'RE A SUPPRESSIVE PERSON!!!!!!! SCIENTOLOGY SPREADS PEACE AND GETS RID OF BODY THETANS!!! GO TO HELL YOU XENU FUCKER!!!!!!
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2010 09:42PM by L Ron Hubbard.
Blessed are the murderous.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2010 09:35PM by eesh.
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>
> Many organized religions are simply businesses.
ARE YOU SAYING SCIENTOLOGY IS A BUSINESS????
WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES HARRY TUTTLE? DO YOU RAPE BABIES?? YOU'RE A SUPPRESSIVE PERSON!!!!!!! SCIENTOLOGY SPREADS PEACE AND GETS RID OF BODY THETANS!!! GO TO HELL YOU XENU FUCKER!!!!!!
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2010 09:42PM by L Ron Hubbard.
Blessed are the murderous.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2010 09:35PM by eesh.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: January 24, 2010 09:59PM
eesh Wrote:
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> ARE YOU SAYING SCIENTOLOGY IS A BUSINESS????
Yes... an extremely interesting, and profitable, business.
>
> WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES HARRY TUTTLE?
You're going to have to check out TuttleBlog.info for that list. I don't want to use up all of Cary's bandwidth...
> DO YOU RAPE
> BABIES??
Why? You got any?
> YOU'RE A SUPPRESSIVE PERSON!!!!!!!
> SCIENTOLOGY SPREADS PEACE AND GETS RID OF BODY
> THETANS!!!
And it does so "by any means necessary" and "at all costs" right?
> GO TO HELL YOU XENU FUCKER!!!!!!
Do scientologists believe in hell?
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> ARE YOU SAYING SCIENTOLOGY IS A BUSINESS????
Yes... an extremely interesting, and profitable, business.
>
> WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES HARRY TUTTLE?
You're going to have to check out TuttleBlog.info for that list. I don't want to use up all of Cary's bandwidth...
> DO YOU RAPE
> BABIES??
Why? You got any?
> YOU'RE A SUPPRESSIVE PERSON!!!!!!!
> SCIENTOLOGY SPREADS PEACE AND GETS RID OF BODY
> THETANS!!!
And it does so "by any means necessary" and "at all costs" right?
> GO TO HELL YOU XENU FUCKER!!!!!!
Do scientologists believe in hell?
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 24, 2010 10:05PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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>
> Do scientologists believe in hell?
No, but watching promotional videos starring Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley is the closest thing.
.
Blessed are the murderous.
Attachments:
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>
> Do scientologists believe in hell?
No, but watching promotional videos starring Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley is the closest thing.
.
Blessed are the murderous.
Attachments:
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 25, 2010 12:02AM
Numbers Wrote:
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> I'm okay with people using a
> metaphoric sense of the words heaven and hell.
Your permission is not required.
>Blowing my load down Misty Mundae's throat would be heaven
>> for me.
You aim high!
>>>I'll take it one more step and say
>that anyone that thinks there's a hell (or heaven) is retarded.
Aren't you the friendly atheist.
>>There is no evidence to suggest we go anywhere.
You have no imagination.
>We don't need heaven or hell or gods and angels.
>>We just have to be happy with what we have and enjoy
>the finite time we have here.
We? ...you got a frog in your pocket?
>>>>Matter doesn't disappear,
>>it simply gets shuffled around.
>>We're all part of everything, and when we die the matter that makes us simply goes on to make other stuff.
That "matter" issue bothers me.
I could come back as a piece of paper, or, God forbid, a neon green crayon.
Make sure you're not buried near an industrial park. You wouldn't want to come back as a septic tank.
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> I'm okay with people using a
> metaphoric sense of the words heaven and hell.
Your permission is not required.
>Blowing my load down Misty Mundae's throat would be heaven
>> for me.
You aim high!
>>>I'll take it one more step and say
>that anyone that thinks there's a hell (or heaven) is retarded.
Aren't you the friendly atheist.
>>There is no evidence to suggest we go anywhere.
You have no imagination.
>We don't need heaven or hell or gods and angels.
>>We just have to be happy with what we have and enjoy
>the finite time we have here.
We? ...you got a frog in your pocket?
>>>>Matter doesn't disappear,
>>it simply gets shuffled around.
>>We're all part of everything, and when we die the matter that makes us simply goes on to make other stuff.
That "matter" issue bothers me.
I could come back as a piece of paper, or, God forbid, a neon green crayon.
Make sure you're not buried near an industrial park. You wouldn't want to come back as a septic tank.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: January 25, 2010 12:15AM
Have a great day, FU!
Edit: Report the really long, copy and paste posts.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 01/26/2010 02:29PM by Harry Tuttle.
Edit: Report the really long, copy and paste posts.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 01/26/2010 02:29PM by Harry Tuttle.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Tighty-Whities
()
Date: January 25, 2010 01:27AM
I have to say I was about to change the channel because this thread was starting to drag on unitl Alias swooped in wearing the FU super hero cape and picked this thread back up by the bra straps.
Thanks Alias!
Also Scientology is nothing but a BUISINESS set up designed to MAKE RICH PEOPLE FEEL LESS GUILTY ABOUT BEING RICH!
The "CHURCH" collects dues and tells you you've fulfilled your obligation to humanity, now go home and be a good "THETAN" because all these "PROFANES" around you are not fully human like your Godly self.
So keep jumping up and down on couches and staring up at everybody from behind your big Jewish nose.
Tom Criuse is a sorry-shit actor.
Thanks Alias!
Also Scientology is nothing but a BUISINESS set up designed to MAKE RICH PEOPLE FEEL LESS GUILTY ABOUT BEING RICH!
The "CHURCH" collects dues and tells you you've fulfilled your obligation to humanity, now go home and be a good "THETAN" because all these "PROFANES" around you are not fully human like your Godly self.
So keep jumping up and down on couches and staring up at everybody from behind your big Jewish nose.
Tom Criuse is a sorry-shit actor.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 25, 2010 02:53AM
Tighty-Whities Wrote:
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> I have to say I was about to change the channel
> because this thread was starting to drag on unitl
> Alias swooped in wearing the FU super hero cape
> and picked this thread back up by the jock strap.
> Thanks Alias!
Don't mention it.
> So keep jumping up and down on couches and staring
> up at everybody from behind your big Jewish nose.
I do not have a big nose. I'm not even Jewish.
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> I have to say I was about to change the channel
> because this thread was starting to drag on unitl
> Alias swooped in wearing the FU super hero cape
> and picked this thread back up by the jock strap.
> Thanks Alias!
Don't mention it.
> So keep jumping up and down on couches and staring
> up at everybody from behind your big Jewish nose.
I do not have a big nose. I'm not even Jewish.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
•Clarificationator•
()
Date: January 25, 2010 03:01AM
Sorry for the confusion, I was referencing Tom Cruise and his Jewish-Schnauz when he made a guest appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show jumping up and down on her couches and whatnot like some monkey-brain fuck-tard.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: January 25, 2010 09:25AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Your permission is not required.
I was asked how I thought, I responded.
> You aim high!
Not too high. Just above the neck.
> Aren't you the friendly atheist.
Yes, I am.
> You have no imagination.
What you mean to say is that I have no imaginary friend in the sky. My imagination knows no bounds.
> We? ...you got a frog in your pocket?
I wouldn't exactly call it a frog.
> That "matter" issue bothers me.
> I could come back as a piece of paper, or, God
> forbid, a neon green crayon.
I take some comfort in knowing you won't come back, but the matter that makes up your body will stay around forever. It's very possible that parts may end up making those things.
> Make sure you're not buried near an industrial
> park. You wouldn't want to come back as a septic
> tank.
Why would I care what my matter becomes? I'll be dead and some people need septic tanks.
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> Your permission is not required.
I was asked how I thought, I responded.
> You aim high!
Not too high. Just above the neck.
> Aren't you the friendly atheist.
Yes, I am.
> You have no imagination.
What you mean to say is that I have no imaginary friend in the sky. My imagination knows no bounds.
> We? ...you got a frog in your pocket?
I wouldn't exactly call it a frog.
> That "matter" issue bothers me.
> I could come back as a piece of paper, or, God
> forbid, a neon green crayon.
I take some comfort in knowing you won't come back, but the matter that makes up your body will stay around forever. It's very possible that parts may end up making those things.
> Make sure you're not buried near an industrial
> park. You wouldn't want to come back as a septic
> tank.
Why would I care what my matter becomes? I'll be dead and some people need septic tanks.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 25, 2010 09:01PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > Aren't you the friendly atheist.
> Yes, I am.
A self-confident friendly atheist.
> > We? ...you got a frog in your pocket?
> I wouldn't exactly call it a frog.
What do you call it? An inchworm?
> > That "matter" issue bothers me.
> > I could come back as a piece of paper, or, God
> > forbid, a neon green crayon.
> I take some comfort in knowing you won't come back,
The friendly atheist strikes again!
> but the matter that makes up your body will
> stay around forever. It's very possible that parts
> may end up making those things.
I thought that after I died, my whole body would just fly up to heaven.
And, I thought the reason I've never bumped into a dead flying body was that dead people became invisible while in flight.
> > Make sure you're not buried near an
> > industrial park. You wouldn't want to come back as a septic tank.
> Why would I care what my matter becomes? I'll be
> dead and some people need septic tanks.
I guess I'm just a little picky.
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > Aren't you the friendly atheist.
> Yes, I am.
A self-confident friendly atheist.
> > We? ...you got a frog in your pocket?
> I wouldn't exactly call it a frog.
What do you call it? An inchworm?
> > That "matter" issue bothers me.
> > I could come back as a piece of paper, or, God
> > forbid, a neon green crayon.
> I take some comfort in knowing you won't come back,
The friendly atheist strikes again!
> but the matter that makes up your body will
> stay around forever. It's very possible that parts
> may end up making those things.
I thought that after I died, my whole body would just fly up to heaven.
And, I thought the reason I've never bumped into a dead flying body was that dead people became invisible while in flight.
> > Make sure you're not buried near an
> > industrial park. You wouldn't want to come back as a septic tank.
> Why would I care what my matter becomes? I'll be
> dead and some people need septic tanks.
I guess I'm just a little picky.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
SAND-NIGGERS.....fuck'em
()
Date: January 26, 2010 04:03PM
Fuck them SAND-NIGGERS. If they don't like what our guns say on them then they should try to not get shot by one of them. Plus it's not the Biblical passages on the guns they should fear, but the SPAM covered bullets rapidly entering thier assholes.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
geez
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Date: January 26, 2010 04:08PM
SAND-NIGGERS.....fuck'em Wrote:
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> but the SPAM covered bullets rapidly entering
> thier assholes.
that's some fairy ass shit
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> but the SPAM covered bullets rapidly entering
> thier assholes.
that's some fairy ass shit
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
_ORLY?_
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Date: January 26, 2010 04:31PM
Geez,
not as Fairy-Assed as your Cowardly Father.
not as Fairy-Assed as your Cowardly Father.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
.Jeesh
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Date: January 26, 2010 04:46PM
_ORLY?_ Wrote:
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> Geez,
> not as Fairy-Assed as your Cowardly Father.
Whoa now, Mr. aol troll...somebody obviously has some issues.
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> Geez,
> not as Fairy-Assed as your Cowardly Father.
Whoa now, Mr. aol troll...somebody obviously has some issues.
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Your Cowardly Fairy-Assed Father does
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Date: January 26, 2010 05:08PM
Woah!
WoWzerz!
Golly Gee Willakers!
UnHoly Buttfucks Battman!
WoWzerz!
Golly Gee Willakers!
UnHoly Buttfucks Battman!
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
googoogaga
()
Date: January 26, 2010 05:13PM
Your Cowardly Fairy-Assed Father does Wrote:
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> Woah!
> WoWzerz!
> Golly Gee Willakers!
> UnHoly Buttfucks Battman!
Did daddy not hug you as a wee l'il aol baby?
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> Woah!
> WoWzerz!
> Golly Gee Willakers!
> UnHoly Buttfucks Battman!
Did daddy not hug you as a wee l'il aol baby?
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
-=Pato=-
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Date: January 26, 2010 05:18PM
What's wrong?
Need your gay daddy to hug you now?
Cuz da we l'il @Aol-GrandMasterTroll
is getting under your un-washed skin?
Need your gay daddy to hug you now?
Cuz da we l'il @Aol-GrandMasterTroll
is getting under your un-washed skin?
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: January 26, 2010 05:20PM
I think I finally figured it out!
@aol linguist = Dwight.!!!!
@aol linguist = Dwight.!!!!
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
nah
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Date: January 26, 2010 05:22PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I think I finally figured it out!
>
> @aol linguist = Dwight.!!!!
aol troll is just your friendly ffxu super troll
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> I think I finally figured it out!
>
> @aol linguist = Dwight.!!!!
aol troll is just your friendly ffxu super troll
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Yupp
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Date: January 26, 2010 05:24PM
Yeah WTF is Dwight?
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: January 26, 2010 05:25PM
Quit flattering him. He hasn't graduated to "troll" yet. He is still an aspiring "troll"...
The dude's got no skillz....
nah Wrote:
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> aol troll is just your friendly ffxu super troll
The dude's got no skillz....
nah Wrote:
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> aol troll is just your friendly ffxu super troll
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
aoltrollin'
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Date: January 26, 2010 05:40PM
Oh, he's always been a troll...he is just incognito.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Quit flattering him. He hasn't graduated to
> "troll" yet. He is still an aspiring "troll"...
>
> The dude's got no skillz....
>
> nah Wrote:
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> -----
> > aol troll is just your friendly ffxu super troll
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Quit flattering him. He hasn't graduated to
> "troll" yet. He is still an aspiring "troll"...
>
> The dude's got no skillz....
>
> nah Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > aol troll is just your friendly ffxu super troll
Re: Jesus Rifles and the Crusade
Posted by:
ffxu super troll (aka "aol dude")
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Date: January 26, 2010 06:00PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> The dude's got no skillz....
teh fuck i ain't.
dig the big write-up i got the other day:
[news.bbc.co.uk]
Mr Ffxu Super Troll (aka "aol dude") said that he had begun the zipper hack last summer when he spent three weeks analysing the hardware.
After a long break, he spent a further two weeks cracking his underwear, which he described as a "very secure system".
He said that he was not yet ready to reveal the full details of the hack but said that it was "5% hardware, 95% software, and 100% brawny".
Exposing the system would allow people to "install" other "operating systems" on "the console" and play "homemade games," he said.
In addition, he said, the hack would allow him to perform imaginary games using his own handmade "joystick".
"Talk about the pursuit of happiness!" he squealed.
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> The dude's got no skillz....
teh fuck i ain't.
dig the big write-up i got the other day:
[news.bbc.co.uk]
Mr Ffxu Super Troll (aka "aol dude") said that he had begun the zipper hack last summer when he spent three weeks analysing the hardware.
After a long break, he spent a further two weeks cracking his underwear, which he described as a "very secure system".
He said that he was not yet ready to reveal the full details of the hack but said that it was "5% hardware, 95% software, and 100% brawny".
Exposing the system would allow people to "install" other "operating systems" on "the console" and play "homemade games," he said.
In addition, he said, the hack would allow him to perform imaginary games using his own handmade "joystick".
"Talk about the pursuit of happiness!" he squealed.