Alabama - The Republican National committee is initiating a nation-wide safety stand-down after one of its most visible and important pedophile candidates, Roy Moore, got his ass handed to him in the Alabama Senate Race Tuesday.

“This is a chance for us to stop operations and come together as a family to figure out what we are doing wrong,” said Gomer O. Pedofeelya, Director of Standardization and Training for the GOP. "We need a complete QA check on how we get pedophiles elected into office."