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Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 19, 2009 09:25AM

With the holidays coming up, who are you when it comes to decorative lighting? Are you a "colored light person", or a "white light" person. For me the more colors, twinkling, and racing the better - it just seems more fun. And throw in a couple of those inflatable yard thingys (like my 8' Homer Simpson Santa) for good measure.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Date: November 19, 2009 09:37AM

I prefer rainbow colored lights in the shape of men.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 19, 2009 09:51AM

I'm a white light kinda guy, but I include one or two colored lights for diversity.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Lysol ()
Date: November 19, 2009 09:54AM

What is Mr. Cobblesworth getting for Christmas?

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: November 19, 2009 10:00AM

Lysol Wrote:
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> What is Mr. Cobblesworth getting for Christmas?

I think maybe Meph should clip a couple of the twinkle light sockets to the impostor Cobblesworth's nut sack and then set them on random light patterns.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Date: November 19, 2009 10:06AM

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> I think maybe Meph should clip a couple of the
> twinkle light sockets to the impostor
> Cobblesworth's nut sack and then set them on
> random light patterns.



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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Mr. Clean ()
Date: November 19, 2009 10:12AM

Today only!

We are raffling off tickets for a FREE colon cleansing, to be performed by Harry "the homo" Tuttle.

All interested participants please form a line at the end of the thread.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: November 19, 2009 10:17AM

Mister Cobblesworth Wrote:
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> Registered Voter Wrote:
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> >
> > I think maybe Meph should clip a couple of the
> > twinkle light sockets to the impostor
> > Cobblesworth's nut sack and then set them on
> > random light patterns.
>
> http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc197/zarak1/As
> s_Kisser_Gum_Front.jpg

Hmm, I guess someone wasn't looking forward to have roasted nuts for Christmas.

LOL

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Ramblin.Rambo.Redneck ()
Date: November 19, 2009 10:18AM


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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 19, 2009 10:22AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I'm a white light kinda guy, but I include one or
> two colored lights for diversity.


Someone once told me that if you see a house around Christmas time with all blue lights, then that means they are actually Jewish. I highly doubt this, but you never know.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 19, 2009 10:22AM

Lysol Wrote:
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> What is Mr. Cobblesworth getting for Christmas?

Treats, rat toys, another new cage, and a buddy (hopefully).

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: November 19, 2009 10:27AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Lysol Wrote:
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> > What is Mr. Cobblesworth getting for Christmas?
>
> Treats, rat toys, another new cage, and a buddy
> (hopefully).

Maybe you could buy him a rat-sized shotgun to fend off impostors...

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Date: November 19, 2009 10:30AM

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Maybe you could buy him a rat-sized shotgun to
> fend off impostors...




Mossberg 590 FTW!

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/19/2009 10:49AM by Mister Cobblesworth.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Date: November 19, 2009 10:36AM

I use this Mossberg to fuck myself in the ass with, when my gay lover is to sick to have relations.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 19, 2009 09:33PM

M.C.,
I think the dude is completely retarded, but I hate censorship more.

Let his species die out naturally...

periodimpostor,
suck my oil

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Date: November 19, 2009 09:48PM

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 19, 2009 10:21PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > I'm a white light kinda guy, but I include one
> or
> > two colored lights for diversity.
>
>
> Someone once told me that if you see a house
> around Christmas time with all blue lights, then
> that means they are actually Jewish. I highly
> doubt this, but you never know.



i have hung up all blue lights before and i dont think im jewish. those years i was just feeling lazy and didnt want to pay a butt load in the electricity bill. wait maybe i am jewish. damn you warhawk

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Date: November 19, 2009 10:53PM

You know Jin? What is? Jin is demon. Jin is blue. You Jewish, you put up blue lIghts you put up Jin light Fool!

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 19, 2009 11:05PM

im loling @aol.com

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 19, 2009 11:09PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> im loling @aol.com


That's because you can completely relate to a fucking retarded tool troll.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 19, 2009 11:30PM

eesh Wrote:
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> > im loling @aol.com
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>
> That's because you can completely relate to a
> fucking retarded tool troll.


i dont think my life would have been complete without this tid bit.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 20, 2009 12:31AM

I'm the White Light type of person. I really enjoy looking at a variety of decorations on houses, and the Color Lights are absolutely fun to see, but the White Lights simply look better on my house (We use Color Lights on the inside Tree though, and Red Berry looking lights upon our Fireplace Mantle.

One time when an individual living with us from Germany brought her family here, she drove past our house before turning around, and without even knowing that it was our house, her family was exclaiming that it was their favorite. Some homes down the street have professionals do their lights for thousands of dollars each year, and they even have giant nutcrackers in their windows, but I'm proud of doing ours our own.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 20, 2009 12:32AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm a white light kinda guy, but I include
> one
> > or
> > > two colored lights for diversity.
> >
> >
> > Someone once told me that if you see a house
> > around Christmas time with all blue lights,
> then
> > that means they are actually Jewish. I highly
> > doubt this, but you never know.
>
>
>
> i have hung up all blue lights before and i dont
> think im jewish. those years i was just feeling
> lazy and didnt want to pay a butt load in the
> electricity bill. wait maybe i am jewish. damn you
> warhawk


My Jewish neighbors actually have Christmas decorations on their home.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Date: November 20, 2009 12:55AM

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: November 20, 2009 02:05PM

I prefer white lights for outdoor lighting. But for trees, it depends on the ornaments. I decorate my tree with multi-colored lights because I have a wide variety of ornaments in different colors. If you have a theme tree - like all of your ornaments are silver or blue, then white lights usually work better.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: christmas fan ()
Date: November 20, 2009 02:14PM

I hold my light by the golden door

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Date: November 20, 2009 02:16PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Are you a "colored
> light person", or a "white light" person.

I believe the socially acceptable term is "African-American light person."

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: PuPu Platter Splatter ()
Date: November 20, 2009 02:33PM

Eesh has alot in common with christmas trees - they both enjoy being adorned with colored balls.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: cb4 ()
Date: November 20, 2009 02:53PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
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> > Are you a "colored
> > light person", or a "white light" person.
>
> I believe the socially acceptable term is
> "African-American light person."

oh my! I haven't seen something that unfunny in a loooonnnng time!

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Date: November 20, 2009 03:04PM

cb4 Wrote:
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> > I believe the socially acceptable term is
> > "African-American light person."
>
> oh my! I haven't seen something that unfunny in a
> loooonnnng time!


Really? I would imagine every time you hear yourself speak it would be pretty unfunny.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Irving R. Levine ()
Date: November 20, 2009 03:14PM

Neither. I'm a jew.

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Jolly Old St. Prick ()
Date: November 20, 2009 03:15PM

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Date: November 20, 2009 03:19PM

Ho, Ho, Hos!

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Frank7788 ()
Date: October 07, 2019 08:29PM

I also like decorative lighting! And I'm talking about not only about Christmas, but about outdoor lighting in general. I have already decorated my patio with wonderful bulbs. By the way, I was lucky to find a great lantern for outdoor use that is perfect for every occasion. It comes with six festive designs that are easily changed out. So, I have the latern for Christmas. If someone is interested, it is possible to find out more about it on https://outdoormancave.com/best-decorative-lanterns-for-outdoor-use/

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Re: Christmas Decorations
Posted by: Mrs. F ()
Date: October 09, 2019 11:42AM

I like a mice tree with simple white lights, angels, ornaments with pictures of our daughter and us in them. A good wholesome family tree.
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