Add for parties?
Posted by:
FUNdamental
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Date: November 12, 2009 01:17PM
I saw this add on craigslist under "events."
Tired of dealing with B.S. in the DMV when you go out. Join the Firm Be in the Know. We tell you wheres the Party and we get you in
free. On our Guestlist. We have over 20 clubs at our Call. We also do Tables...........Join THE Firm.
Does anyone know what the hell they are talking about, and why there is below minimum punctuation functionality in the copy?
Tired of dealing with B.S. in the DMV when you go out. Join the Firm Be in the Know. We tell you wheres the Party and we get you in
free. On our Guestlist. We have over 20 clubs at our Call. We also do Tables...........Join THE Firm.
Does anyone know what the hell they are talking about, and why there is below minimum punctuation functionality in the copy?
Re: Add for parties?
Posted by:
compton
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Date: November 12, 2009 01:47PM
what's an add?
Re: Add for parties?
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: November 12, 2009 01:49PM
ADD = Attention Deficit Disorder
Re: Add for parties?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: November 12, 2009 01:50PM
ADD is nothing to party about, it is a serious disorder that affects millions of children and adults world wide. many people like to party and go to clubs. this one time i was at a club i saw this girl she had on a black dress. she looked very good in it. we were talking for a little while and somehow lumber-jacking came up. did you know that logging or lumber-jacking is very dangerous and many people lose limbs due to falling trees. if i ever met a lumberjack i would ask him if a tree fell in the woods and no one was around to hear it, does it make a sound? did you know that sound wave travel slower than light waves. thats why if you see a firework go off in the distance you see the flash first and the sound later. my cousin Crystal was burnt pretty bad by a firework malfunction. she has a scar now
Re: Add for parties?
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: November 12, 2009 02:00PM
This is what I think of when I think of Lumberjacks.
Re: Add for parties?
Posted by:
pgens
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Date: November 12, 2009 02:05PM
lol, add != ad. I guess he spells it out "addvertisement?"
Re: Add for parties?
Posted by:
add this
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Date: November 12, 2009 02:06PM
pgens Wrote:
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> lol, add != ad. I guess he spells it out
> "addvertisement?"
He must be a product of the FCPS. He is clearly not smarter than a 5th grader.
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> lol, add != ad. I guess he spells it out
> "addvertisement?"
He must be a product of the FCPS. He is clearly not smarter than a 5th grader.
Re: Add for parties?
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: November 12, 2009 02:17PM
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> I saw this add on craigslist under "events."
>
> Tired of dealing with B.S. in the DMV when you go
> out. Join the Firm Be in the Know. We tell you
> wheres the Party and we get you in
> free. On our Guestlist. We have over 20 clubs at
> our Call. We also do Tables...........Join THE
> Firm.
>
>
> Does anyone know what the hell they are talking
> about, and why there is below minimum punctuation
> functionality in the copy?
SHOW ME WHERES THE PARTY!!1!!!11!
(people who refer to DC-MD-VA as "the DMV" are fuckin retards)
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> I saw this add on craigslist under "events."
>
> Tired of dealing with B.S. in the DMV when you go
> out. Join the Firm Be in the Know. We tell you
> wheres the Party and we get you in
> free. On our Guestlist. We have over 20 clubs at
> our Call. We also do Tables...........Join THE
> Firm.
>
>
> Does anyone know what the hell they are talking
> about, and why there is below minimum punctuation
> functionality in the copy?
SHOW ME WHERES THE PARTY!!1!!!11!
(people who refer to DC-MD-VA as "the DMV" are fuckin retards)
Re: Add for parties?
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 12, 2009 02:24PM
FUNdamental Wrote:
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>Join THE Firm.
>
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>Join THE Firm.
>
Re: Add for parties?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: November 12, 2009 04:52PM
Edit: Embed FAIL!!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/12/2009 04:54PM by Harry Tuttle.
Re: Add for parties?
Posted by:
Bounce House
()
Date: November 12, 2009 08:23PM
I hate waiting in line at the DMV, but I just go online now. Saves five bucks to renew your tags online.