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Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Date: November 11, 2009 04:08PM

Errr...disgusting. And sad....



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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 11, 2009 04:09PM

Id rather die.

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Date: November 11, 2009 04:11PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Id rather die.


It's sad, but it's probably better for her psychologically that she can't see.

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 11, 2009 04:15PM

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 11, 2009 04:22PM

That's her fault for having a pet chimp. Who the fuck keeps something wild like that in their home? Might as well keep a black bear or a cougar on a leash in the back yard.



Just look, now the chimps are learning fucking karate.





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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: dono ()
Date: November 11, 2009 04:28PM

bummer but those whom loved her most likely still do - fuckin chimp

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: Ron Burgundy ()
Date: November 11, 2009 04:31PM

My chimp and I get along great. In fact, I'm on the phone with him right now telling him what I want from the grociery store.



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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: November 11, 2009 04:32PM

They're also learning how to be more mobile.


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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Date: November 11, 2009 04:34PM

eesh Wrote:
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> That's her fault for having a pet chimp. Who the
> fuck keeps something wild like that in their home?
> Might as well keep a black bear or a cougar on a
> leash in the back yard.
>


It was actually her friend's chimp that ripped her face off. I have a hard time talking to a friend after my kid spills juice on their carpet. Can you imagine how awkward the conversations are between this gal and the chimp owner?

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 11, 2009 04:36PM

Ron Burgundy Wrote:
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> My chimp and I get along great. In fact, I'm on
> the phone with him right now telling him what I
> want from the grociery store.


That's nothing. My primate goes to work for me on Mondays and Fridays.



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Date: November 11, 2009 04:36PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> They're also learning how to be more mobile.
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Sometimes, that ape rage can be harnessed for good..



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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 11, 2009 04:40PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> >
>
>
> It was actually her friend's chimp that ripped her
> face off. I have a hard time talking to a friend
> after my kid spills juice on their carpet. Can you
> imagine how awkward the conversations are between
> this gal and the chimp owner?


Aren't there federal laws governing exotic pets? I know there are thriving animal smuggling operations that include monkeys, chimps, parrots, etc.

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 11, 2009 05:09PM

You all are missing the point, Kelli Zink is hot!

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: November 11, 2009 05:18PM

people dont seem to grasp how strong chimps are and what their mode of attack is. yes, they are smaller than humans but their strength is vastly superior. as for attacking, they tear off your fingers/thumbs first, then your toes and finally your genitals. without access to your entire body, they will just rip apart any part of you that they can grab.

all it takes is for a chimp to freak out once and your are completely screwed.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: November 11, 2009 05:23PM

I thought they went right for the face first. The eyes.

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 11, 2009 06:17PM

My wife recorded the Interview, The doctors made a nose out of a piece of leg bone, and had to make her a mouth. She can only eat and drink thru a straw.

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: November 11, 2009 06:26PM

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random innernetz person
Usually it will first try to break your jaw so you won't [bite] it, then proceeds to try to tear your testicles off so you won't rape it.
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Faces and genitals. That’s their attack method.

some people agree. if one thing is for sure, they will rip off your genitals (dude, wtf!).

there was a dude that got attacked at a zoo who had all his fingers and toes ripped off as well as his genitals but no mention of his face. he was in a coma for 10 days but if it were me, i would want to a morphine OD before waking up.

needless to say, if you see a chimpanzee that is able to physically reach you, get away and if it's coming at you fast, well, i hope you have a gun.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: November 11, 2009 06:28PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> My wife recorded the Interview, The doctors made a
> nose out of a piece of leg bone, and had to make
> her a mouth. She can only eat and drink thru a
> straw.


recorded it?! why would you want to watch that twice. i saw the still image of the flash vid and couldnt bring myself to watch the video because it would just be painful.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 11, 2009 06:32PM

I wonder if anyone got their face ripped off during all those years of filming "Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp".

I've always kinda steered clear of people walking around in public with chimps.

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 11, 2009 06:36PM

A gun is unnecessary! The rule of Law is all the protection you need...

Gravis Wrote:
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> needless to say, if you see a chimpanzee that is
> able to physically reach you, get away and if it's
> coming at you fast, well, i hope you have a gun.

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 11, 2009 06:45PM

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> Gravis Wrote:
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> > needless to say, if you see a chimpanzee that
> is
> > able to physically reach you, get away and if
> it's
> > coming at you fast, well, i hope you have a gun.



Hope the next person with a chimp has a decent sized firearm. That fucker was 200 lbs. and I doubt chimps react to pain when they go into that attack frenzy.

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Re: Oprah Interviews Woman Whose Face was Ripped Off by Chimp
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: November 11, 2009 07:20PM

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Date: November 11, 2009 06:28PM


graymoose1 Wrote:
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> My wife recorded the Interview, The doctors made a
> nose out of a piece of leg bone, and had to make
> her a mouth. She can only eat and drink thru a
> straw.


recorded it?! why would you want to watch that twice. i saw the still image of the flash vid and couldnt bring myself to watch the video because it would just be painful.


It was like a train wreck,horrible to watch but just couldn't stop.

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