First, nice going, checking out this thread, homo!

Second, the matter at hand....

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/11/04/littering.golf.balls/index.html


Golf balls are humanity's "signature litter."

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Seriously, though, more than two dozen of you have checked out my "Balls." What's up with that?

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Nice balls, Tone...

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Finally. All the visits and no comments were starting to creep me out.

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> Seriously, though, more than two dozen of you have
> checked out my "Balls." What's up with that?


Thought you might have finally found a pair.

I guess the congratulations will have to wait.

my first thought was golf balls. then my second thought was testicles. my third thought was testicles again. i was shocked that my second and third thought were wrong. this quote hooked me as funny. "Keep your balls on the fairway or invest in a stock of biodegradable balls." next time i'll have to slice through my second and third thought and go with my first one. i didnt know golf balls were such a water hazard and have a huge impact on the environment. and they say that removing them will cause more harm than good. i always thought golf balls were harmless and would act like an artificial rock in the water. we should bury them in the ground and under repair the rest of the world. i think that about covers it. oops..... mulligan

big balls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY

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dammit graymoose. you're going to learn how to embed

today!

copy were the arrow is pointing and then paste it here thats it, very simple. there are a couple methods to copy text, you can click once then hit Ctrl c or you can click once and then right click and select "copy." lesson is over. practice!




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/10/2009 06:44PM by bloody blisters.

You can't teach an old moose new tricks.

Lord knows I've tried.

(In case you were wondering: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_female_moose_called)

I think that I'm going to hit up the driving range again soon, just to contribute my part to the great Golf Ball dilemma.

i dont remember you trying to teach anyone a damn thing. you may have told them what to do but not how to do it.

Don't play semantic games with me, or I'll pop you like a ripe tick.

the proper way to remove a tick is either with tweezers or burn the butt with a cigarette. i've also heard of pouring rubbing alcohol on the but i have never tried it. pop away you Lyme diseased sewer chewer

I don't need tweezers or the edge of my hoof for you.

One sharp look & you're already popped - flaccid and bloody.

Stinks, too.

heaven forfend.

go

^Instead of removing ticks, how about preventing them?

^> does that stuff work for humans? or mooses?

With all this talk about getting rid of ticks, how do we get rid of bloody blisters, a true parasite?




Blessed are the murderous.

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THAT is hot... I'd pick up her droppings with my teeth.

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Is this better??

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go ahead, get rid of me. i would consider myself more of a chigger than a tick. but thanks for always thinking of me. FAG

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i am proud of you

Oh, the teacher is proud of her apt pupil.

Will she find a shiny apple on her desktop tomorrow, perhaps?

As for Mr. Tuttle, need I remind him that it's still family hour?

Would that he'd exercise such moral will power as he has left (if any...), and keep his sordid fantasies under wraps until the kiddies are in bed.

picture of old cow

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Graymoose can't even tell an amusing joke when he steals from a professional!

He needs to be put out to pasture (ie sent to the glue factory)

The bottle of Elmers can be placed as a permanent memorial on Miss Blisters desk.

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> As for Mr. Tuttle, need I remind him that it's
> still family hour?
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> Would that he'd exercise such moral will power as
> he has left (if any...), and keep his sordid
> fantasies under wraps until the kiddies are in
> bed.

You're absolutely right... I didn't take into consideration the little tykes that may be scouring the web, unsupervised, for information on their science project about... uh.. balls...

Seeing an attractive, yet mentally unstable, woman pretending to be a dog in a bikini is one thing... But imagining some overweight, middle-aged, man sloppily chewing on her excrement, often not even waiting for it to hit the ground, could have devastating effects on their still-forming brains.

I acted impulsively and I apologize. Thank you, Old Cow, for talking some sense into me...

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Apology accepted. I extend my hoof in a faux handshake, whilst lifting my rear leg to drop a pungent turd blossom.

I can't help it. I'm a cow. It is my nature.

Meanwhile, who ever posted the twomblyesque scrawl, if I could make out what it was I would probably have you banned. My nose detects another corrupter of youth.

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Date: November 10, 2009 08:12PM


Apology accepted. I extend my hoof in a faux handshake, whilst lifting my rear leg to drop a pungent turd blossom.

I can't help it. I'm a cow. It is my nature.

Meanwhile, who ever posted the twomblyesque scrawl, if I could make out what it was I would probably have you banned. My nose detects another corrupter of youth.


Wow, you have the power to ban people from this site? The moose bows to the cow.

P.S stfu asshole

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I know it means a lot to you, so I'll let you have the last word, gaymoose.

who is this gaymoose you speak of? your brother?

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ZINGA!

next lesson will be on quoting a previous post. but lets not get ahead of ourselves, one step at a time.

wax on right hand, wax off left hand

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Get a room, you fuckin queers.

(There's one available at my apartment, if you're interested.)

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im interested, give me a ring so i can get directions (703)468-1389

lesson two begins now. happy birthday to all.

and so it says


enjoyed todays lesson? want to learn more?
for private lessons please call me at (703)468-1389

Well bloody blisters, when you get done with your anonymous monikers, maybe you can teach graymoose how to use that nifty quote feature.

Blessed are the murderous.

how does that make sense? you need to catch up on sleep, dear. we've had our fun i'll admit that. but those days are over sweetie, you can hate and obsess over me all you want. just because an anonymous user got you by the balls and you have no grasp of who it could be you assume its me. i dont blame you for that, it is in human nature to try to label the unfathomable. but as history has shown in mankind, they are normally wrong as is the case here. so name your monsters and call them something that soothes you because you sir are barking up the wrong tree

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Oh, I don't blame you for the recent anon posts directed at me. They were too intelligent and thought out to have been written by you.

Blessed are the murderous.

are you posting meaningless drivel only to get me riled up? what do the h4xors of the interwebz call that? i believe you've used the terminology before. what do they call that? a goblin? no, elf? thats not right. fuck im too stupid to know anything. i think it may have been gnome? i dont know. you must know, what is it?

great job being everything you profess not to be.

Did you ever find a job? I remember you telling me that you were unemployed.

Blessed are the murderous.

wow my stupidaty must be cuntagious