What I like to do is have my girlfriend eat a large bowl of chili, then hold a funnel under her ass while she lets loose her diarrhea. As this is happening, I start chugging that shit as if my life depended on it. It goes down so smooth, except for a kernel or two along the way. Her crap has a greasiness that makes consumption rather easy. Everybody must try this. It's a real rush.

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Dookie Monster Wrote:
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> What I like to do is have my girlfriend eat a
> large bowl of chili, then hold a funnel under her
> ass while she lets loose her diarrhea. As this is
> happening, I start chugging that shit as if my
> life depended on it. It goes down so smooth,
> except for a kernel or two along the way. Her crap
> has a greasiness that makes consumption rather
> easy. Everybody must try this. It's a real rush.


Having my little man do this for me is what keeps me so young looking.
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