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Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: steven segal ()
Date: October 19, 2009 09:41PM

Im thinking of transferring to fairfax, bust a few asses

http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/09/10/steven-seagal-has-been-a-cop-for-20-years/

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Re: Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch ()
Date: October 20, 2009 09:23AM

When you "bust asses" in real life, do you do it the same way as in your movies? That is, you gear up for a roundhouse kick or something, then there's a cutaway to some guy whose obviously like about 80 lbs lighter than you executing the kick, and then we cut back to you at the end for a "reaction shot" (i.e., you with a constipated look on your face).

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Re: Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: October 20, 2009 09:27AM

Akido is the shit.

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Re: Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 20, 2009 09:32AM

This is the same Steven Segal who was crying like a fucking pussy to the cops when he thought the mob was after him, correct?

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Re: Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 21, 2009 02:01AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> This is the same Steven Segal who was crying like
> a fucking pussy to the cops when he thought the
> mob was after him, correct?


I'd like to see your reaction if you found out they were coming for you.

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Re: Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 21, 2009 02:03AM

Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
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> When you "bust asses" in real life, do you do it
> the same way as in your movies? That is, you gear
> up for a roundhouse kick or something, then
> there's a cutaway to some guy whose obviously like
> about 80 lbs lighter than you executing the kick,
> and then we cut back to you at the end for a
> "reaction shot" (i.e., you with a constipated look
> on your face).


I'm not sure which movies you've seen, but Segal is a legit Martial Artist, and most of his earlier movies showed true-to-life fights.

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Re: Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: erik ()
Date: October 21, 2009 09:03AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> I'm not sure which movies you've seen, but Segal
> is a legit Martial Artist, and most of his earlier
> movies showed true-to-life fights.

I believe Mr. Feltersnatch is referring to such direct-to-cable triumphs as "Out for a Kill", "Belly of the Beast", and the more recent "Kill Switch".

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Re: Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 21, 2009 09:08AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> This is the same Steven Segal who was crying like
> a fucking pussy to the cops when he thought the
> mob was after him, correct?

Steven Segal is a bullshitter and all around weirdo, but still, I wouldn't pick a fight with him unless I was in the mob. That's a good way to end up with a broken arm and sore testicles.

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Re: Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch ()
Date: October 21, 2009 09:21AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
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>
> I'm not sure which movies you've seen, but Segal
> is a legit Martial Artist, and most of his earlier
> movies showed true-to-life fights.

By "legit Martial Artist," if you mean "tubby piece of shit who gets winded just lifting the Krispy Kreme to his oily lips" then yes, I agree with you. Segal is a shitty actor with roughly the same martial arts skills as your average ADD-riddled 8-year-old who has been to a couple hours of Tae Kwon Do classes in a strip mall.

The only movie I enjoyed seeing him in was "Executive Decision" because all of a sudden he shows up in the movie and you're like "Aw fuck, I didn't know that bag of crap was going to be in this" and then like five minutes later he gets sucked out of an airlock and it's like "Yaaaaayyyy! No more Steven Segal!"

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Re: Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 21, 2009 10:08AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > This is the same Steven Segal who was crying
> like
> > a fucking pussy to the cops when he thought the
> > mob was after him, correct?
>
>
> I'd like to see your reaction if you found out
> they were coming for you.


I don't claim to be able to break a guy's neck with the palms of my hands.

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Re: Steven Segal, 20 year cop
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 21, 2009 10:11AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> Steven Segal is a bullshitter and all around
> weirdo, but still, I wouldn't pick a fight with
> him unless I was in the mob. That's a good way to
> end up with a broken arm and sore testicles.




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