I was wiping my ass this morning and popped a hemorrhoid. I thought I was going to bleed out! OMFG that's a lot of blood!
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WTF to do
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Date: May 19, 2017 07:24AM
I was at work in the bathroom when this happened. I started to panic. I really thought that I was going to bleed to death! Will this go away on its own? I guess I need to go to the doctor. FUCK IT WAS SCARY!
Re: I was wiping my ass this morning and popped a hemorrhoid. I thought I was going to bleed out! OMFG that's a lot of blood!
Just be thankful you don't have an ass this big.
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Re: I was wiping my ass this morning and popped a hemorrhoid. I thought I was going to bleed out! OMFG that's a lot of blood!
Posted by:
not a doctor
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Date: May 19, 2017 07:28AM
Push that little bugger back up in there. Your butthole will apply pressure to stop the bleeding. Pack the crack of your ass with toilet paper to soak up any leakage. Now get back to work!
Re: I was wiping my ass this morning and popped a hemorrhoid. I thought I was going to bleed out! OMFG that's a lot of blood!
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My kinda woman!
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Date: May 19, 2017 07:39AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Just be thankful you don't have an ass this big.
I totally enjoy a woman with a large ass! There's something very sexy about licking the hole of an ass that large! Obviously, it must be properly cleaned first! I doubt she can reach deeply in there to clean it properly herself.
Re: I was wiping my ass this morning and popped a hemorrhoid. I thought I was going to bleed out! OMFG that's a lot of blood!
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Dir. T. E. Sanchez
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Date: May 19, 2017 10:24AM
My kinda woman! Wrote:
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> ! Obviously, it must be properly
> cleaned first!
The purpose of you cleaning it with your tongue is so you can give her a cute li'l mustache when your finished.
Re: I was wiping my ass this morning and popped a hemorrhoid. I thought I was going to bleed out! OMFG that's a lot of blood!
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Those things are bleeders!
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Date: May 19, 2017 11:41AM
Get yourself some medicated pads and keep it clean!
Re: I was wiping my ass this morning and popped a hemorrhoid. I thought I was going to bleed out! OMFG that's a lot of blood!
Posted by:
easy peesy
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Date: May 19, 2017 12:01PM
Those things are bleeders! Wrote:
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> Get yourself some medicated pads and keep it
> clean!
IF you didn't let yourself get fucked up the ass in the first place, you wouldn't get hemorrhoids.
Re: I was wiping my ass this morning and popped a hemorrhoid. I thought I was going to bleed out! OMFG that's a lot of blood!
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dPEmH
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Date: May 19, 2017 10:23PM
YOu were wiping Ur ass this morning & U popped a Gerry?
Re: I was wiping my ass this morning and popped a hemorrhoid. I thought I was going to bleed out! OMFG that's a lot of blood!