MY OFFER: I will pay one million dollars, US currency for any ghost, Sasquatch, UFOs, little green anal probing aliens, honest politicians, or any of that other crazy crap you buy into. If it's real, bring it, I'll buy it. It's an election someone buy me a politician.

Okay so you go into a bar and have a few drinks. You pay your tab and see that you have one fifty dollar bill left in your wallet / purse and you leave. As you get outside you check your pockets make sure you didn't leave anything behind and you notice that your wallet / purse is missing. So you go back into the bar and your wallet / purse is sitting in the stool that you were in. Relieved it's still there you look inside and the fifty dollar bill is gone. In the bar is an honest politician, a dishonest politician and a tooth fairy. Which one do you suppose took your money?

Well, you know that there is no such thing as a tooth fairy or an honest politician so they must be figments of your imagination, obviously the dishonest politician has your money.

Last count was at 20 trillion dollars and your response was well that's spin the wheel one more time and see what we get. You're getting reamed with no Vaseline.

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A work colleague of mine has actually seen a Bigfoot near Laurel, MD. He wasn't the person this report, but that individual talked to him after that encounter.
http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=50159

I'm fairly certain I have heard Bigfoot calls and wood knockings while hiking in the Shenandoah Valley and seen evidence in broken trees.