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Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 06, 2009 01:30PM

Anyone get the impression that Japanese engineers are spending billions of dollars to design robots that they can fuck?




Maybe these guys should have done some more sports in school or something.

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Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: Rick Deckard ()
Date: October 06, 2009 01:38PM

Don't trust them!

Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: Roboho ()
Date: October 06, 2009 01:40PM

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Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 06, 2009 01:41PM

Rick Deckard Wrote:
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> Don't trust them!

Indeed...



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Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 06, 2009 01:49PM

fucking creepy

Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: Tentacle Grape ()
Date: October 06, 2009 01:54PM

Their anime probably influences their robotic designs.






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Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: October 06, 2009 02:15PM

Add this to the mix and you get some really creepy results.....

Funktionide Part II from eltopo on Vimeo.



http://dvice.com/archives/2009/10/shape-changing.php#more

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University



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Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 06, 2009 06:10PM

They say they are making these bots for waiting tables and modeling clothes... HA!

SEXBOTS!! Soon, like the Jetsons, every house will have a robotic housekeeper. Only, unlike the Jetsons, we'll be able to fuck ours!

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Anyone get the impression that Japanese engineers
> are spending billions of dollars to design robots
> that they can fuck?
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>
>
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> Maybe these guys should have done some more sports
> in school or something.

Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: Rosie's Brother ()
Date: October 07, 2009 09:09AM

George Jetson was an AC/DC fan. He always liked a whole lotta rosie.

Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: October 07, 2009 10:05AM


Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 07, 2009 10:58AM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/44
> /Dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg


How do you say "Octopussy" in Japanese?

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Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: BotMan ()
Date: October 07, 2009 11:20AM

Don't knock robot women. They do not have a mother. They do not want to get married
and do not have kids. You may have as many as you want and if one of them pisses
you off, you can either put her out in the trash or give her to one of your buddies.

Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: October 07, 2009 11:20AM

Tako pussy.

Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:23PM

if you shot your load inside of one of those robots would it short circuit?

WARNING: awful robot midget joke below....
they're already a short circuit HAHAHAHA ugh someone kill me

Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: October 07, 2009 12:25PM

I have no idea...better to ask Kenny Baker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Baker



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Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 07, 2009 02:24PM

Wahhh Wrote:
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> I have no idea...better to ask Kenny Baker.
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> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Baker


Which begs the question, "How many times in the past 30-some years have random midget tried to pass themselves off as 'the' midget who was in R2-D2?" Probably the best midget pick-up line ever.

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Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: FurfaxTownie ()
Date: October 07, 2009 08:08PM

Japanese have nothing on Disney's Imagineer's. Check out Barack RobObama about 2 min in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd9JZVioBnM&feature=related

The movement is eerily fluid, except for the lips. He's still talking out both sides of his mouth.

Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 07, 2009 08:11PM

FurfaxTownie Wrote:
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> Japanese have nothing on Disney's Imagineer's.
> Check out Barack RobObama about 2 min in.
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd9JZVioBnM&feature
> =related
>
> The movement is eerily fluid, except for the lips.
> He's still talking out both sides of his mouth.


they made him as white as possible

Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: 4200cc ()
Date: October 07, 2009 10:03PM

I'd hit it.

Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 07, 2009 10:12PM

FurfaxTownie Wrote:
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> Japanese have nothing on Disney's Imagineer's.
> Check out Barack RobObama about 2 min in.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd9JZVioBnM&feature
> =related
>
> The movement is eerily fluid, except for the lips.
> He's still talking out both sides of his mouth.



I saw the Hall of Presidents a couple of years ago and people were booing when Bush spoke. This was in Florida, not California. That's how bad it had gotten.

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Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 07, 2009 10:41PM

As bad as TV is today, nothing can match the depths that variety show producers plumbed in the 1970s. Let's get two Japanese singers who barely speak English and team them with a comedian nobody has heard of. TV Magic!



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Re: Hot or Not - Japanese Robots that Look Like Women
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: October 08, 2009 06:38PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> they made him as white as possible


And cockeyed.

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