It's been a long week for Trump. One loss after another. Losing is difficult. Trump is going to be exhausted after playing golf Friday afternoon, St Patricks Day hoes and then more golf on Sat.

Let's help Trump this weekend with his 3am Sat night/Sunday morning tweet.

I'll start-

"Folks just learned that area 51 aliens are being used by democrats to leak information from White House. IS THIS LEGAL? Must stop now!!"

"Snoop Dog begged me to come to Mar a Lago for the weekend. I told him NO!"

Invited my new friends Desean Jackson and Jameis Winston onto my yacht. They brought over big titty bitches to do line of coke off our cocks and let us grab their pussy! Amazingly good times!

Hillary sent me love letters during the campaign, begged to sleep with me because my hands are so big give women the best sexual pleasure. All women want me!

Maybe he should insult our ally Germany by saying they owe us vast sums of money for NATO. That should do the trick.