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How much would Meade Skelton charge to donate sperm?
Posted by: Miranda Bellamy ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:20PM

I'm 34 and my ticking biological clock has me worried I will remain single and never have kids. I always wanted any children of mine to be of good moral character and artistically inclined. Meade is the package deal, and I want him to sire my children. Would he donate sperm for a reasonable fee do you think?

Re: How much would Meade Skelton charge to donate sperm?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:33PM

I'm not that far from Meade's house. If you want, I can have him fill a turkey baster with his batter.

Re: How much would Meade Skelton charge to donate sperm?
Posted by: Prendergast ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:36PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I'm not that far from Meade's house. If you want,
> I can have him fill a turkey baster with his
> batter.


How would it get filled? I don't think Meade even jerks it.

Re: How much would Meade Skelton charge to donate sperm?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 21, 2017 07:40PM

Prendergast Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > I'm not that far from Meade's house. If you
> want,
> > I can have him fill a turkey baster with his
> > batter.
>
>
> How would it get filled? I don't think Meade even
> jerks it.




I'll ensure that the turkey baster gets filled. I'm film the procedure so that you know it is genuinely Meade's sperm.

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