How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
Sarah's Suitor
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Date: February 17, 2017 12:48PM
I would put a ring on her in a heartbeat if I could. She has the voice of the highest angel, in the choir of angels with an angelic face, sweet disposition and a body that could launch a thousand ships. How is she still not betrothed?
Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
Kxltu
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Date: February 17, 2017 12:57PM
Maybe cuz she's approaching 40 and her body looks like it hasn't been thru puberty yet, and she' saggy at the same time. Bitch is a mess. And her body cannot start a ship but her nose could steer one
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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
The Loller
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Date: February 17, 2017 05:26PM
Kxltu Wrote:
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> ...her body cannot start a ship but her nose could steer
> one
LOL!
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> ...her body cannot start a ship but her nose could steer
> one
LOL!
Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
Kmkj9
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Date: February 18, 2017 10:48AM
Because she's hideously ugly
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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
Sara Barrelos fan
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Date: February 18, 2017 12:55PM
Sarah's Suitor Wrote:
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> I would put a ring on her in a heartbeat if I
> could. She has the voice of the highest angel, in
> the choir of angels with an angelic face, sweet
> disposition and a body that could launch a
> thousand ships. How is she still not betrothed?
Ah no she's mine I saw her first.
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> I would put a ring on her in a heartbeat if I
> could. She has the voice of the highest angel, in
> the choir of angels with an angelic face, sweet
> disposition and a body that could launch a
> thousand ships. How is she still not betrothed?
Ah no she's mine I saw her first.
Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
WWW
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Date: February 18, 2017 01:11PM
Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
wD7kV
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Date: February 18, 2017 08:04PM
stars sometimes hide relationships so they appear available to fans
Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
VM9hk
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Date: February 18, 2017 08:09PM
this guy pretended he wasn't married for the series - but was a woman magnet !!
Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
Nah, braah
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Date: February 18, 2017 08:20PM
Looks like she's been there and back and made good time.
Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
Sara Flatts
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Date: February 18, 2017 08:25PM
Sara missed out on puberty.
Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
Lalalala
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Date: February 18, 2017 08:36PM
She looks like Hillary's gal pal, Huma Abadine
Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
10 cent smile
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Date: February 20, 2017 12:02AM
Look at the calcium deposits
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Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
eDUhm
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Date: February 20, 2017 11:28AM
Between that face of a witch, and the body of a 12 year old boy, I bet she is still a virgin.
Re: How is Sara Bareilles still single?
Posted by:
Kygdc
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Date: February 20, 2017 11:46AM
eDUhm Wrote:
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> Between that face of a witch, and the body of a 12
> year old boy, I bet she is still a virgin
At the same time she looks blown out/ run through
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> Between that face of a witch, and the body of a 12
> year old boy, I bet she is still a virgin
At the same time she looks blown out/ run through