We British spell some words quite oddly,
Like colour and programme and such,
But Gerry just stinks from his bodily,
detested by even the Dutch,
He dresses his goat in a tutu,
With eye liner, mascara and paint
He professes his love, and then gives her a shove,
And is quickly knee deep in the taint
Though you may find his practices tacky,
We Brits understand his perversion,
Since it’s common enough for a Paki,
Or some other brown type’s diversion.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Sir Richard England
()
Date: May 09, 2019 05:36AM
How dare you insult Gerry
He rapes a goat not a horse
He’s a paki so he’s very hairy
And he’s dumber than Prince Charles of course
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumpity
()
Date: May 10, 2019 08:08PM
Replay
We British spell some words quite oddly,
Like colour and programme and such,
But Gerry just stinks from his bodily,
detested by even the Dutch,
He dresses his goat in a tutu,
With eye liner, mascara and paint
He professes his love, and then gives her a shove,
And is quickly knee deep in the taint
Though you may find his practices tacky,
We Brits understand his perversion,
Since it’s common enough for a Paki,
Or some other brown type’s diversion.
Head poster in charge, HPIC when I’m typing
keys, shit posting and editing all day long on ffxu cause I’m always wrong...
My only life on ffxu trying to troll trumptards while they make up songs
They say I fuck goats and live in a moms basement but they are wrong
Gerry had a little lamb,
He likes it more than goats,
He answers himself edits every post,
And should just fucking die
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Meatball
()
Date: May 13, 2019 11:58PM
There once was a pervert named Gerry,
Who liked his goats docile and hairy,
He’d ram the poor beast and then lick up his feast,
And proclaim I’m a butt-ramming fairy.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Shoeshine Man
()
Date: May 14, 2019 07:12AM
Gerry got fired from 7-11
He’s so upset he’s going to commit suicide
He will use cyanide
And receive 21 virgin goats in heaven
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Ramses the Great
()
Date: May 16, 2019 10:56PM
He dresses his goat in a tutu,
With eye liner, mascara and paint
He professes his love, and then gives her a shove,
And is quickly knee deep in the taint
His excesses are becoming famous,
As he tries desperately to shame us,
But we all know the truth,
He’s a coward, forsooth,
And a pea-brain, a stain and a bag filled with pus.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Paul Prime
()
Date: May 16, 2019 11:27PM
Gerry shits in the street for fun
He’s a genuine libtard
He’s afraid of anyone with a gun
When he sees little boys he gets hard
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumpity Bump
()
Date: May 21, 2019 07:34AM
Gerry keeps on ranting,
For goats he still is panting,
A curbside is his seat,
for shitting in the street.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Ducky’s Dick
()
Date: May 21, 2019 08:17AM
Gerry loves to play with boys balls
However he is a fool
He fucks goats in the barn stalls
He thinks curb shitting is cool
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Raulio
()
Date: May 26, 2019 10:21PM
Bump
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Silly Smitty
()
Date: May 26, 2019 11:01PM
Gerry farted and lost his mind
Then he ate some shit
Drank some goat semen
And got rammed by a fag from behind
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Nurse Wiggy
()
Date: May 27, 2019 05:49AM
Bumpity Bump
Gerrys a chump
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Raulio
()
Date: May 31, 2019 02:15PM
Gerry el penga,
Chupa me culo,
Rapidamente como tu cabra
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Pedro el Cabra
()
Date: June 02, 2019 09:13PM
Why we no got a wall?
To keep this pendejo Gerry out?
Jose can you see,
by the dawns early light,
Ravi poking de goats,
To his hearts delight.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Lord Buck
()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:18AM
I am a fag named Lord Buck
I want Gerry to suck
Me off in the barn
But just my luck
He prefers goats to fuck
Oh darn
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumpity
()
Date: June 21, 2019 11:43PM
Bump
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Jump bump
()
Date: June 23, 2019 06:50AM
Bump pump
Gerry sucks
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Grease
()
Date: July 01, 2019 04:19PM
An-cay ou-yay uck-fay oats-gay Erry-gay?
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumpity bump
()
Date: July 20, 2019 10:23PM
Hickory dickory dock
Kiss my ass, Gerry.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Looney Larry
()
Date: July 21, 2019 12:00AM
Bumpity bump Wrote:
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> Hickory dickory dock
> Kiss my ass, Gerry.
Be careful what you ask for. Gerry just might kiss your ass after he fucks his goat.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Gerry Derangement Syndrome
()
Date: July 21, 2019 12:03AM
That said, this thread is actually pretty fucking awesome!
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Rhyme Fool
()
Date: July 21, 2019 12:38AM
Gerry Derangement Syndrome Wrote:
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> That said, this thread is actually pretty fucking
> awesome!
Awesome says the gay clown
Who is hoping that Gerry
Fucks him in the brown
Spot
He will like that alot
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Mother Goose
()
Date: July 21, 2019 04:23AM
Hickory Dickory dock
Gerry greased up his cock
The goat squirmed around...
Then Gerry went into the forum and posted more stupid shit.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Motherfucker Goose
()
Date: July 21, 2019 04:32AM
frere jacques
frere jacques
Dormez-vous?
Dormez-vous?
Gerry cant speak French
Gerry cant speak French
He fucks goats
He fucks goats
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Larry Linguist
()
Date: July 21, 2019 06:19AM
Gerry doesn’t know French
Gerry doesn’t know shit
He doesn’t know what to do with a wench
But Greek boys he will hit
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Ruffio
()
Date: August 02, 2019 04:29PM
To the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain” from the Wizard of Oz:
Oh Gerry’s quite he fellow, his teeth are green and yellow
And he doesn't have a clue,
He’s a cuckhold libtard whiner, probably smells like a vagina,
And any sickly goat wiil do
His ranting sure are scary, his back is getting hairy
And he has to squint to see,
His mental health’s a creaking, and his life is simply reeking,
But that's a truth he cannot see.
So avoid this fetid moron, let him go and let’s just move on
He’s immaterial you see, always wrong but never sees it,
His life is just a pile of dog shit
InCel is the word that just fits
As stupid as a Cis can be
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumper Joe
()
Date: August 04, 2019 11:07PM
Bump
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Humpey
()
Date: August 15, 2019 12:07AM
Gerry, Gerry, sucking balls hairy,
How many goats do you fuck?
You’re a worthless retarded and stupid old Fairey
And a miserable faggoty cuck.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Pootie
()
Date: August 24, 2019 12:59AM
Deserves a bump
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Ekkdd
()
Date: August 24, 2019 08:36AM
Goatmilk and cookies
Goatmilk and cookies
Mmm Dey yummie, mmm mmm Dey yummie
Goatmilk and cookies mmm Dey yummie
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
LYNYRD SKYNYRD
()
Date: August 24, 2019 08:42AM
If I leave here tomorrow
Would goats still remember me?
Cause I must go back to Pakistan
Too many goat ass I have to see
If I stayed here in NOVA
Everyone knows that I'm lame
Cause I'm a goatfucking Paki fag
And Gerrymanderer is my name
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
LED ZEP STAIRWAY
()
Date: August 24, 2019 08:44AM
There's a Paki who's sure
That goat sex is the cure
And he's betting it all on Joe Biden
When G finds goats he blows
He gets spooge on his nose
In the comfort of his mamas basement
And it make me wonder
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
There once was a priest....
()
Date: August 24, 2019 09:55AM
Bob Malm, perjuring priest
Attachments:
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Humpey
()
Date: August 24, 2019 01:10PM
LED ZEP STAIRWAY Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> There's a Paki who's sure
> That goat sex is the cure
> And he's betting it all on Joe Biden
>
> When G finds goats he blows
> He gets spooge on his nose
> In the comfort of his mamas basement
>
> And it make me wonder
Good one!
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumpity bump
()
Date: September 08, 2019 01:54PM
worth a bump
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Got da goat fuck blues
()
Date: September 08, 2019 02:17PM
Gerry fucks goats(blues riff)
In da ass(blues riff)
Then let’s his got eat some grass(blues riff)
(Blues solo, goat sounds)
Gets trolled by trumptards all day long(blues riff)
Gets mad when we sing this song(blues riff)
He hid for 8 nights like a bitch(blues riff)
He runs to Cary cuz he a snitch(blues riff)
His gay protector he will marry(blues riff)
Together they will stalk and make a list(blues riff)
Which FFXU members to kill or to kiss(blues riff)
(Solo)
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumpity bump bump
()
Date: September 14, 2019 02:39PM
Bumpity bump bump bumpity bump bump
Here comes Gerry’s goat
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumpity bump bump
()
Date: October 25, 2019 09:11PM
Bumpity bump bump bumpity bump bump
Shoots it down its throat
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Howdy Doo
()
Date: November 01, 2019 12:29PM
Gerry is looking for goats,
He’s hearing the call of Cupid,
The only thing is, with his mouth full of jizz,
The only thing he’s fucking is stupid.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Annandale Trumptard Neighbor 3
()
Date: November 01, 2019 02:38PM
Gerry is Mark Webster
a faggot, that is true
when he's not stalking guys
He's busy gobbling goo
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Eieio
()
Date: November 15, 2019 12:01AM
Gerry is a piece of shit, doo dah, doo dah,
Gerry is a piece of shit, all the doo dah day.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Garden Poet
()
Date: November 15, 2019 06:29AM
Gerry,Gerry, quite contrary
So retarded he fucked a canary
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumpity bump bump
()
Date: December 12, 2019 12:51PM
Bump
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
New Poet Pauly
()
Date: December 12, 2019 01:02PM
Gerry now calls himself a republican banana
What a crock
He’s still a libtard with a goat named Sherpa
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Gerry Christmas
()
Date: December 12, 2019 06:39PM
Plowing through goats ass’s, in a one goats gaping asshole, over the fields we go, yelling allah ackbar all the way, balls in goats ass sting, making spirits right, oh what fun it is raping goats tonight..
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Eieio
()
Date: January 27, 2020 01:15PM
This deserves a great big bump,
Because Gerry is shit-stained hump.
Gerry got the corona flu
Because he was eating his boyfriend’s poo
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Anusmanderer2
()
Date: March 14, 2020 08:55PM
Gerry ate his daddy's ass
Then sucked in Covid gas.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Abuse Gerry time
()
Date: March 14, 2020 11:36PM
Gerry can’t decide whether to support dementia Joe
Or the commie Bernie
Or just fuck a male ho,catch corona and be carried out on a gurney.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Deserving
()
Date: April 05, 2020 09:50PM
Of a bump.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Cranky
()
Date: April 14, 2020 08:42AM
When Gerry raises his ugly head,
I’ll give a bump to this thread,
It’s only quite fitting,
For that inbred curd-shitting
Who (soon I hope) will be quite dead
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Gil Gumdrop
()
Date: April 14, 2020 10:06AM
Time is coming soon
When Trump beats dementia Joe
This will cause Gerrys anger to grow
And Ger will go crazier than a rabid coon
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Cranky
()
Date: April 30, 2020 02:41PM
Bump for glory
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Onion Poet
()
Date: April 30, 2020 03:44PM
Gerry is a pea brained little turd
Brown Onion unfortunately passed away
Have you heard?
Too bad Gerry is here to stay
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
gerry is a troll
()
Date: April 30, 2020 07:56PM
paid by Russia
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
FFU lyrical gangsta
()
Date: April 30, 2020 08:11PM
sitting on my computer at da windowsill...im a loser ass liberal
a bitch all day bout Donald trump to get my fill.
im a loser ass liberal...
i get trolled all say, they say i gotta chill..so i go tear up goats asses and take a pill.
im a loser ass liberal
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Cranky
()
Date: April 30, 2020 09:17PM
To the tune of Davy Crockett
Gerry, Gerry goatfuck
King of the slurping queers
Born from a camel turd in old Pakee,
Dirtiest place that you ever did see,
Slid down the chute and plopped on the ground,
His gay faggot daddy never was around,
Gerry, Gerry goatfuck
King of the slurping queers
Came to America, that stupid fuck,
Soon found out he’s a faggot cuck,
Hung around Inova, lookin for his dick,
Too small to find and it really made him sick
Gerry, Gerry goatfuck
King of the slurping queers
Soon he will off himself and we will cheer,
Head to the bar and drink a lot of beer,
Goodbye asshole please make it soon,
Do us all that favor and it will be our boon.
Gerry, Gerry goatfuck
King of the slurping queers
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
But pity Ger
()
Date: May 04, 2020 12:34AM
Bump
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Cartoon kid
()
Date: May 04, 2020 07:11AM
Gerry fucks goats
Gerry fucks sheep
Sometimes he even fucks the road runner
Beep beep!
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Keep on bumpin
()
Date: May 04, 2020 04:23PM
Sherpa the goat is very hairy
Gerry is a big loser
His weenie is so small it’s scary
Surprised he’s not a big boozer
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumpy Rhodes
()
Date: May 14, 2020 11:12PM
Bump for freedom
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Kenny Crooner
()
Date: May 22, 2020 07:35AM
There was an idiot named Gerry the goatfag
His father was a Persian faggot jerk
His mother was a slutty old hag
Gerrys face had a permanent poop stained smirk
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Cranky
()
Date: June 05, 2020 01:50PM
Gerry needs a bump,
That inbred incel hump,
He’s faggy and dumb, likes to sit on his thumb,
And sucks goats off for his only fun
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Frjjj
()
Date: July 09, 2020 05:16AM
Ding Dong is Gerry dead?
Which old Ger, the faggot Ger,
Ding Dong is faggot Gerry dead?
He’s gone where the faggots go, below, below below
yo ho
Let's open up and sing
And ring those bells out
Sing the news out
Ding Dong, the merry, oh sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the wicked old Ger is dead
Why everyone's glad, he took such a crownin'?
Being hit by American is even worse than drownin'
Let 'em know the wicked old asshole’s dead
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Gerrytardin to the oldies
()
Date: August 24, 2020 07:31PM
Nah, fuck him... over and out.
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
fagmanderer2
()
Date: September 09, 2020 02:47PM
Hickory Dickory Dock
Gerry Sucking Daddy's Cock
Daddy said, Son not So Bad
And You will get better
But now his poor goat is sad
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Leeeeroy J.
()
Date: November 07, 2020 12:58AM
Bump for his new name, Novaisbetter
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Gerry Manilow
()
Date: December 02, 2020 08:29PM
Bump
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Bumper Bob
()
Date: March 19, 2022 02:45PM
Bump
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
MC!!
()
Date: December 25, 2023 06:04AM
yo MC!
Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by:
Ha ha ha
()
Date: December 25, 2023 06:40AM
Ferrymanderer Wrote:
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> Gerry had a little goat
> He kept it on a leash
> Every night Gerry sucked off the goat
> And pretended it was eesh.