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We British spell some words quite oddly,
Like colour and programme and such,
But Gerry just stinks from his bodily,
detested by even the Dutch,
He dresses his goat in a tutu,
With eye liner, mascara and paint
He professes his love, and then gives her a shove,
And is quickly knee deep in the taint
Though you may find his practices tacky,
We Brits understand his perversion,
Since it’s common enough for a Paki,
Or some other brown type’s diversion.
We British spell some words quite oddly,
Like colour and programme and such,
But Gerry just stinks from his bodily,
detested by even the Dutch,
He dresses his goat in a tutu,
With eye liner, mascara and paint
He professes his love, and then gives her a shove,
And is quickly knee deep in the taint
Though you may find his practices tacky,
We Brits understand his perversion,
Since it’s common enough for a Paki,
Or some other brown type’s diversion.
Head poster in charge, HPIC when I’m typing
keys, shit posting and editing all day long on ffxu cause I’m always wrong...
My only life on ffxu trying to troll trumptards while they make up songs
They say I fuck goats and live in a moms basement but they are wrong
There once was a pervert named Gerry,
Who liked his goats docile and hairy,
He’d ram the poor beast and then lick up his feast,
And proclaim I’m a butt-ramming fairy.
He dresses his goat in a tutu,
With eye liner, mascara and paint
He professes his love, and then gives her a shove,
And is quickly knee deep in the taint
His excesses are becoming famous,
As he tries desperately to shame us,
But we all know the truth,
He’s a coward, forsooth,
And a pea-brain, a stain and a bag filled with pus.
To the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain” from the Wizard of Oz:
Oh Gerry’s quite he fellow, his teeth are green and yellow
And he doesn't have a clue,
He’s a cuckhold libtard whiner, probably smells like a vagina,
And any sickly goat wiil do
His ranting sure are scary, his back is getting hairy
And he has to squint to see,
His mental health’s a creaking, and his life is simply reeking,
But that's a truth he cannot see.
So avoid this fetid moron, let him go and let’s just move on
He’s immaterial you see, always wrong but never sees it,
His life is just a pile of dog shit
InCel is the word that just fits
As stupid as a Cis can be
LED ZEP STAIRWAY Wrote:
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> There's a Paki who's sure
> That goat sex is the cure
> And he's betting it all on Joe Biden
>
> When G finds goats he blows
> He gets spooge on his nose
> In the comfort of his mamas basement
>
> And it make me wonder
Plowing through goats ass’s, in a one goats gaping asshole, over the fields we go, yelling allah ackbar all the way, balls in goats ass sting, making spirits right, oh what fun it is raping goats tonight..
When Gerry raises his ugly head,
I’ll give a bump to this thread,
It’s only quite fitting,
For that inbred curd-shitting
Who (soon I hope) will be quite dead
sitting on my computer at da windowsill...im a loser ass liberal
a bitch all day bout Donald trump to get my fill.
im a loser ass liberal...
i get trolled all say, they say i gotta chill..so i go tear up goats asses and take a pill.
Born from a camel turd in old Pakee,
Dirtiest place that you ever did see,
Slid down the chute and plopped on the ground,
His gay faggot daddy never was around,
Gerry, Gerry goatfuck
King of the slurping queers
Came to America, that stupid fuck,
Soon found out he’s a faggot cuck,
Hung around Inova, lookin for his dick,
Too small to find and it really made him sick
Gerry, Gerry goatfuck
King of the slurping queers
Soon he will off himself and we will cheer,
Head to the bar and drink a lot of beer,
Goodbye asshole please make it soon,
Do us all that favor and it will be our boon.
There was an idiot named Gerry the goatfag
His father was a Persian faggot jerk
His mother was a slutty old hag
Gerrys face had a permanent poop stained smirk
Ding Dong is Gerry dead?
Which old Ger, the faggot Ger,
Ding Dong is faggot Gerry dead?
He’s gone where the faggots go, below, below below
yo ho
Let's open up and sing
And ring those bells out
Sing the news out
Ding Dong, the merry, oh sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the wicked old Ger is dead
Why everyone's glad, he took such a crownin'?
Being hit by American is even worse than drownin'
Let 'em know the wicked old asshole’s dead
Ferrymanderer Wrote:
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> Gerry had a little goat
> He kept it on a leash
> Every night Gerry sucked off the goat
> And pretended it was eesh.