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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Page Turner ()
Date: June 01, 2018 02:58PM

This thread deserves a second page

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 02, 2018 11:48AM

Gerry is a Tea Boy
With no imagination
Shoved his finger up his ass
And died of constipation

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: All About Gerry ()
Date: June 02, 2018 04:17PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: June 02, 2018 05:52PM

Gerry Gerry suck off a goat
Get every drop of goat cum down his throat
After he’s done he’ll go post a new thread
Libtard paki sick in the head

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: All About Gerry - ()
Date: June 02, 2018 06:15PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Mike R. ()
Date: June 02, 2018 06:34PM

Gerry and eesh were sitting in a tree
b-u-t-t-f-u-c-k-i-n-g
First came eesh
Gerry came too
Then they licked up each others’ poo

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: All About Gerry! ()
Date: June 02, 2018 06:37PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Howdy Doo ()
Date: June 30, 2018 05:05PM

Since Gerry came here from Lahore,
His asshole is always quite sore,
I don’t like to gloat but his poor fucking goat,
Likes revenge on his ass, give him more.

He’s FXU’s main punching bag,
I suspect that he dresses in drag,
Types in Urdu, then French , finally English (that stench)
Posts gay pictures, he must be a fag.

Tho his brain is a certified mess,
I admire him a bit, I confess,
Always wrong, that’s a lock,
With one hand on his cock
He’s a libtards libtard, I profess.

So punch him some more it’s deserved
His psych meds aren’t working, he’s curved,
From Mom’s basement he battles,
Tired of goats, wants some cattle
Like his whole Paki posse, he’s perved.



C’mon, folks. Keep it going.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Testy ()
Date: July 01, 2018 02:27PM

Bump

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: the official gerry song ()
Date: July 01, 2018 06:47PM


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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: LolHard ()
Date: August 06, 2018 12:18PM

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Johnny Haiku ()
Date: August 06, 2018 07:53PM

Gerry Assfucks Goats
No Matter The Time of Day
Gerry Assfucks Goats

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Car Poet ()
Date: August 07, 2018 12:44AM

Gerry is tired of goats so now he rapes sheep
And soon he will get run over and killed by a Prius
Beep beep

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Chubby Checker ()
Date: August 21, 2018 10:17PM

This is an oldie but goodie.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumper Brad ()
Date: December 25, 2018 01:08PM

XMAS BUMP!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ramones ()
Date: December 25, 2018 02:44PM

Well the libs are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now they got their Prius
And they're going to the protest Au Go Go
But he just couldn't stay he had to break away
Well New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now
Well he's a punk punk, a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Well the libs are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now they got their Prius
And they're going to the protest Au Go Go
But he just couldn't stay he had to break away
Well New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah
Well the libs are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now they got their Prius
And they're going to the protest Au Go Go
But he just couldn't stay he had to break away
Well New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah
Gerry is a goat fuckeur
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now
Well he's a punk punk, a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Well he's a punk punk, a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Punk punk a punk bitch
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker
Gerry is a goat fucker now

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Tardgerry ()
Date: December 25, 2018 06:53PM

Gerry sucked a goat
The goat shot its load
Gerry loves the taste
When a goat cock explodes

Gerry posted libtard garbage
All xmas day long
While he fantasized about sucking on
Barack Obama’s schlong

Gerry lives with mommy
She’s a low IQ whore
She gave birth to Gerry
By shitting on the floor

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: December 25, 2018 07:49PM

Cuck a bye Gerry
On Miz’s cock
When Miz sticks it in
The Gertard will rock
When the Miz cums
Gerry will squeal
Then down will go Gerry
For an ass to mouth meal

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Santa Clause ()
Date: December 25, 2018 08:06PM

Crashing through the threads
On a shit posting rampage
Through the forum he goes
In a homosexual rage

Fucking goats + sheep
Watch MTV all day
Gerry lives with mom
No bills for him to pay

Hey

Jingle bells Gerry tells
libtard fairy tales
Oh what fun it is to laugh
at the stupid shit he says

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Frosty the Snowman ()
Date: December 25, 2018 08:46PM

Gerry the paki
Was a homosexual dope
With a goat fetish and unemployed
And phony libtard hope

Gerry the paki
Posted stupid shit all day
No one is surprised
to read his posts
Because all his posts are gay

It must have been so painful for that poor farm goat he found
For when he stuck his dick inside it began to squirm around

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: December 25, 2018 09:29PM

The sheep are gone
All the goats have fled
So poor little Gerry
Has to play with himself instead

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumper Bob ()
Date: December 26, 2018 12:11PM

BUMP

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bdgnccvhn ()
Date: December 27, 2018 10:04PM

Bumppppppo

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Prev7 ()
Date: December 28, 2018 02:38PM

Gerry who?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrycunt ()
Date: January 10, 2019 09:43PM

Bawmp

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Al the answer man ()
Date: January 10, 2019 10:16PM

Prev7 Wrote:
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> Gerry who?


Gerry the fairy

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: London Bridge ()
Date: February 19, 2019 07:22PM

Democrats are going down
Going down
Going down
Democrats are going down
Dumbfuck Gerry..

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bobby ()
Date: February 24, 2019 05:02PM

Gerry Gerry the liberal ferry
Fucked the farmer’s goat
Then he took a big black cock
Right down his throat.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: goat ass boogie ()
Date: February 27, 2019 10:27AM

Plow Plow Plow the Goat

In it's ass he'll Ream

Gerry Gerry Gerry Gerry

Another damn Wet Dream

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Hijab on a goat ()
Date: April 03, 2019 03:41PM

Bumpity

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: got goat? ()
Date: April 03, 2019 05:04PM

Muzzie had a little Goat
It's fur was really shiny
Gerry snuck up one day
and shoved it up it's heiny

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Poetry Slam ()
Date: April 03, 2019 05:17PM

He vagina itch.

Gerry my bitch.


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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Best thread ever ()
Date: April 03, 2019 06:13PM

Gerry Gerry why ya buggin

This thread is the best

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Dmmdr ()
Date: April 03, 2019 06:14PM

Hickory dickory dock this goat was suckin Gerry’s cock....

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Bumper Bob ()
Date: April 18, 2019 01:36PM

Back to the top, where this thread goes
More rhymes about how Gerry blows.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: PZ Retredzz ()
Date: April 18, 2019 03:00PM

Look at the Sky
Look at the grass
From Gerry's basement
he only licks ass

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Fucks Animals ()
Date: April 18, 2019 03:05PM

Gerry has a little lamb
He keeps in his backyard
When Gerry bends over for him
His woolly dick gets hard

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ray the rhymes guy ()
Date: April 18, 2019 03:26PM

gerry is such a tard
Even for a goat he can’t get hard
So he has to settle
For diddling himself in the yard

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Fred Frack ()
Date: April 18, 2019 06:09PM

Goat boy, Goat boy,
Whatcha gonna do,
whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Catch ()
Date: April 18, 2019 06:35PM

This thread deserves a third page

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jed Clampett ()
Date: April 18, 2019 07:13PM

Come and listen to my story bout a lad named Gerry,
A poor little Paki whos politics were scary,
Then one day he was posting his usual trash,
And the red guys said "we're gonna kick your ass".

Anus that is, poop shute, back door.

Well the first thing you know ol Ger's a runnin scared,
His libtard friends said "Get away from there!",
Said "The 14th District is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up his mule and moved in with AOC.

Bartender that is, dumb bitch, retard.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ffxu lyrical gangsta ()
Date: April 18, 2019 07:29PM

Gerry Gerry your so fine you blow ur load in a goats behind, hey Gerry, hey Gerry
Ur so fine you blow ur load in a goats behind, HEY GERRY..HEY GERRY

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ffxu lyrical gangsta ()
Date: April 18, 2019 07:33PM

I’m just a muzzle who watches msnbc news, i also hate the Jews, I got the curb shitter blues

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: 9jpev ()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:04PM

Ffxu lyrical gangsta Wrote:
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> Gerry Gerry your so fine you blow ur load in a
> goats behind, hey Gerry, hey Gerry
> Ur so fine you blow ur load in a goats behind, HEY
> GERRY..HEY GERRY


that's pretty witty

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU lyrical gangsta ()
Date: April 18, 2019 08:10PM

9jpev Wrote:
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> Ffxu lyrical gangsta Wrote:
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> > Gerry Gerry your so fine you blow ur load in a
> > goats behind, hey Gerry, hey Gerry
> > Ur so fine you blow ur load in a goats behind,
> HEY
> > GERRY..HEY GERRY
>
>
> that's pretty witty

Definitely a sing along!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: April 18, 2019 09:20PM

Jed Clampett Wrote:
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> Come and listen to my story bout a lad named
> Gerry,
> A poor little Paki whos politics were scary,
> Then one day he was posting his usual trash,
> And the red guys said "we're gonna kick your ass".
>
>
> Anus that is, poop shute, back door.
>
> Well the first thing you know ol Ger's a runnin
> scared,
> His libtard friends said "Get away from there!",
> Said "The 14th District is the place you ought to
> be"
> So he loaded up his mule and moved in with AOC.
>
> Bartender that is, dumb bitch, retard.


I lol’ed. I rarely lol.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Goat with no name ()
Date: April 18, 2019 09:28PM

I been fucking a goat with no name, it’s good that I came
Cuz in moms basement no one remembers your name.....
Na na na-na na-na Na...

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jed Clampett ()
Date: April 19, 2019 03:26PM

Gerry Manilow Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jed Clampett Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Come and listen to my story bout a lad named
> > Gerry,
> > A poor little Paki whos politics were scary,
> > Then one day he was posting his usual trash,
> > And the red guys said "we're gonna kick your
> ass".
> >
> >
> > Anus that is, poop shute, back door.
> >
> > Well the first thing you know ol Ger's a runnin
> > scared,
> > His libtard friends said "Get away from there!",
>
> > Said "The 14th District is the place you ought
> to
> > be"
> > So he loaded up his mule and moved in with AOC.
>
> >
> > Bartender that is, dumb bitch, retard.
>
>
> I lol’ed. I rarely lol.

Thanks. I wondered if there was anyone here old enough (besides me) to remember the Beverly Hillbillies.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: What what ()
Date: April 19, 2019 03:32PM

What what....
What what in a goats butt, what what in a goats butt
You wanna put it in a goats butt, what what, in a goats butt

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry’s Pussy ()
Date: April 19, 2019 03:35PM

Gerry Gerry quite contrary
Trim your pussy
It’s so damn hairy

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Howdy Doo ()
Date: April 19, 2019 05:07PM

Jed Clampett Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Come and listen to my story bout a lad named
> Gerry,
> A poor little Paki whos politics were scary,
> Then one day he was posting his usual trash,
> And the red guys said "we're gonna kick your ass".
>
>
> Anus that is, poop shute, back door.
>
> Well the first thing you know ol Ger's a runnin
> scared,
> His libtard friends said "Get away from there!",
> Said "The 14th District is the place you ought to
> be"
> So he loaded up his mule and moved in with AOC.
>
> Bartender that is, dumb bitch, retard.

+1

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Hump Day ()
Date: April 19, 2019 05:58PM

Gerry the Fairy Sat on a wall
Gerry the Fairy had a big fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
bent him over and fucked him again

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Mr 305 ()
Date: April 19, 2019 07:18PM

She like that freaky stuff
Two in the "o" and one in the eye
That kinky stuff, you nasty
But I like your type

We at the no tell goat tell holiday Inn
We at the no tell goat tell holiday inn

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Djkd ()
Date: April 19, 2019 08:24PM

I live in the basement and don’t pay to rent,
I spend all day on the internet.
My only life is ffxu, they say i fuck goats but that ain’t true.
My only friend is my gay protector, he protects me from the goatfuckerer.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrybeta ()
Date: April 19, 2019 09:01PM

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Piece of shit Gerry, stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Op, pleeese ()
Date: April 19, 2019 09:05PM

Op has Gerry envy. He brings him up way too much.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: hey, gotta know... ()
Date: April 19, 2019 09:54PM

Op, pleeese Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Op has Gerry envy. He brings him up way too much.


did you suck his cock?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jerry The Hairy ()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:36PM

Keep this running.

Eenie Meenie Meinie Gerry
Fuck off!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Heinepin ()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:56PM

Oh look! Gerry cometh.
With a lecherous goat look.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Call goat jiss gerry ()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:58PM

Gerry Gerry who can I turn to
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Gerry I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Gerry don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Gerry Gerry you're the girl for me
You don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
Gerry I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Gerry don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
I got it (i got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (i got it) I got it
For a good time, for a good time call
Gerry don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Gerry I've called your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Gerry Gerry who can I turn to (eight six seven five three oh nine)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you (eight six seven five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Fred Frack ()
Date: April 22, 2019 04:09PM

Call goat jiss gerry Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gerry Gerry who can I turn to
> You give me something I can hold on to
> I know you'll think I'm like the others before
> Who saw your name and number on the wall
> Gerry I've got your number
> I need to make you mine
> Gerry don't change your number
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Gerry Gerry you're the girl for me
> You don't know me but you make me so happy
> I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
> I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
> Gerry I've got your number
> I need to make you mine
> Gerry don't change your number
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> I got it (i got it) I got it
> I got your number on the wall
> I got it (i got it) I got it
> For a good time, for a good time call
> Gerry don't change your number
> I need to make you mine
> Gerry I've called your number
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Gerry Gerry who can I turn to (eight six seven
> five three oh nine)
> For the price of a dime I can always turn to you
> (eight six seven five three oh nine)
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh
> nine)
> Eight six seven five three oh nine
> Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh
> nine)
> Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh
> nine)

+1

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Don Henley ()
Date: April 22, 2019 06:11PM

Welcome to the Hotel Gerrymander...
Such a faggy place, such a faggy place, such a Paki face
They're blowing some goats at the Hotel Gerrymander
Anytime the queer, anytime the queer, he gets it in the rear...

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Today's prize... ()
Date: April 22, 2019 06:34PM

...goes ^^^^ +1

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Fred Frack ()
Date: April 22, 2019 07:53PM

Gerry is a shitstain lib,
Doo dah, doo dah
He beds down with his goats and sibs,
All the doo dah day

Bound to post all night, bound to post all day,
I’ll bet my money he’s a IQ 10
All de doo dah day

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ann and Nancy Wilson ()
Date: April 23, 2019 02:50PM

Your dick is so deep into the goat..
We know Buttigig got your vote
You gonna troll troll troll you sick Paki joke

Ooh. Gerrymander.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Howdy Doo ()
Date: April 23, 2019 09:57PM

Hark! What asshole through yonder thread breaks?
Tis Gerry, the paki puke master.
And his gay protector likes goats too.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Fred Frack ()
Date: April 28, 2019 11:35AM

Gerry is an onanist,
Do dah, do dah,
If he dies, he won’t be missed
Oh de do dah day

The laughingstock of FXU,
Do dah, do dah,
His head is full of rancid poo,
Oh de do dah day

Bound to post all night,
Bound to post all day,
From Mommies basement in his shorts,
He’s so do dah gay

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Skjs ()
Date: April 28, 2019 11:44AM

The poetry is award winning!
We have many poets/writers here at FFXU
Cary should submit this thread to the writers association for reviews for writing awards

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: FFXU lyrical gangsta ()
Date: April 29, 2019 07:05AM

I fuck goats, yes I do
Pounding their asses black and blue
And when I cum I yell allah ackbar the go kill a Jew

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Singing retard ()
Date: April 29, 2019 07:39AM

Is my real name Gerry, Ravi or Mark
It doesn’t really matter a bit
The important thing is that I stink like shit

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Freddie Kruger ()
Date: April 30, 2019 03:44PM

Hickory Dickory Dock
Fuck off, Gerry.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerry is a Fag ()
Date: April 30, 2019 04:36PM

Gerry Fairy Pudding and Pie
Fucked the goats and made them cry
When the girls came out to play
Gerry Fairy ran away

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Robert Plant ()
Date: April 30, 2019 07:31PM

There's a Paki who's sure, all that glitters is goat
And he's buying a Stairway to Libland

When he gets there he knows, if the goat that is closed.
That he'll sit down and watch Rachel Maddow

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Ejje ()
Date: April 30, 2019 08:25PM

Robert Plant Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> There's a Paki who's sure, all that glitters is
> goat
> And he's buying a Stairway to Libland
>
> When he gets there he knows, if the goat that is
> closed.
> That he'll sit down and watch Rachel Maddow


Haha!

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Trumptard #11 ()
Date: April 30, 2019 09:15PM

I been working on a goats ass
All the live long day
I been working on a goats ass
Just to pass the time away.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Rhyme night fright ()
Date: April 30, 2019 10:58PM

My name is Gerry
My arse is very hairy
I insult Donald Trump
Because his orange hair is scary

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Katie Gerry ()
Date: May 01, 2019 10:45AM

This was the way I planned
my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I Fucked a goat and I liked it

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I Fucked a goat and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Jambo ()
Date: May 01, 2019 05:50PM

I’ve been working up a lather, all the livelong day,
With a dildo up my asshole, that’s the way I like to play,
Living in my Mommies basement, so very unemployable,
I’m a basic brown type asshole, and that’s the way I’m gonna stay.

Signed: Ravi

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: The Association ()
Date: May 01, 2019 06:02PM

Who is FU's insomniac Paki?
Who shitposted 2 years for Hillary?
Who watches Maddow and starts to get wacky?
Everyone knows it's Ger-ry..

And Gerry has shit for brains
And it's goat dick he drains
Into his mouth
Into his mouth

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrys gay protector ()
Date: May 01, 2019 06:45PM

Gerry is a friend, yeah
I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a goat and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know
I wish that I had gerrys goat
I wish that I had Gerrys goat
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her
But the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know
I wish that I had Gerrys goat
I wish that I had Gerrys goat
Where can I find a woman like that
Like Gerrys goat
I wish that I had Gerrys goat
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Mindful ()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:07PM

The Paki goatherds saw Geryy,
they screamed and ran away,
Even Pakis know he’s infectious and evil,
And guard their goats

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrytarded2 ()
Date: May 02, 2019 03:12PM

Set to Grateful Dead - Friend of the Devil

I ran into the Gerry, man
I loaned him twenty bills
Just so he could rape a goat that night
In a cave up in the hills

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of Gerry's ain't a friend of mine
When I get home around daylight
Gerry's shift at 711 will just be starting tonight

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrytarded2 ()
Date: May 02, 2019 04:06PM

Imagine there's no Allah
The thought would make me cry
No hell below us
Above us only flies
Imagine all the people.. Fucking goats today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
No basic human rights or toiletries
And no borders too
Imagine all the people, voting Democrat, you

FFU may say I'm a loser
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll all submit to Allah
And the all the goats can be filled with cum

Imagine no possessions
Only a goat or two
No need to work or pay bills
Just streets lines with poo
Imagine all the muzzies, converting all the world, you

You may say I'm a goatfucker
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you will join us
And the world will be as one

- Courtesy of Gerrymander2

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Juden ()
Date: May 02, 2019 08:34PM

Gerry the libstain sat on his goat train,
Licking his lips with glee,
Along came a human and wiped his raspumin
And Gerry he no longer be.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Keep em coming ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:52PM

These are great laughs.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Animal Kingdom ()
Date: May 02, 2019 11:21PM

Gerry likes goats, sheep and deer
His real name is Mark
He fucks dogs in the park
But he likes bbc the best, because he is queer

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Rhyme ()
Date: May 03, 2019 06:23AM

Gerry whines constantly, day and night, cuz he lost on election night
He voted for Hillary then hid for 8 nights and that’s why he hates the right.
Down in his basement in his safe place is where mom and dad call him a disgrace.
All day long on the Internet, his only life, he ain’t got no friends,
Ffxu and msnbc and eeshes pics of BBC.
Posting with trumptards is all he got, them he fucks his goat and smokes some pot.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Candidate forum ()
Date: May 03, 2019 07:15AM

Gerry doesn’t know who to back
Biden’s too old
Bernie’s a Jew
There is nothing left to do
But kiss Pete and shove it up his crack

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Valentino ()
Date: May 03, 2019 05:03PM

Even us Mexicans think Gerry sucks,
A chalupa is far up his culo,
Sorry for his poor goats
But we also take notes,
That his penga es muy pochito.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Raul ()
Date: May 04, 2019 01:08PM

Deserving

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Hombre ()
Date: May 04, 2019 11:26PM

Gerry’s goat could take no more,
His Mom should throw him out,
The paki turd should just drop dead,
Se we can sing and shout.
Huzzah huzzah huzzah.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Zookeepers cousin ()
Date: May 05, 2019 12:10AM

Gerry loves to visit the zoo
The animals give him a woody
He enjoys playing with their poo
And he also blows any nog wearing a hoodie

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Chris Pringle ()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:18AM

Ravi sucks
Gerry fucks
Goats
Mark farts gas
All three are a pain in the ass

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Gerrymarque ()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:29PM

Oh baby you, you got what I need, but you say ur just a goat, you say ur just a goat, OH BABY YOU, you got what I need....

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Pedro El Macho ()
Date: May 05, 2019 11:22PM

It’s cinco de mayo for Gerry,
His goat gets to wear a sombrero,
As he rants and he raves, and calls his goat Tonto,
And we hope for his muerte muy pronto

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Very simple one ()
Date: May 06, 2019 07:22AM

Gerry loves cock
Goats and sheep too
Plays in his own poo
He’s dumb as a rock

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Howdy Doo ()
Date: May 06, 2019 05:11PM

Gerry is a floater in my toilet bowl,
Wish I could flush him,
And put him out of his misery,
But instead I let him marinate,
In his own bile.
Taste it, Ravi.

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Pax Prentice ()
Date: May 07, 2019 03:44PM

Gerry is no friend of mine,
Blowing goat-ses all the time
For a nickel or a dime,
15 cents on overtime

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Amy Schumer ()
Date: May 08, 2019 08:44PM

Little Miss Gerry,
Posts like a fairy,
Eating his goat’s creamy whey,
Along came a tarder and slapped him much harder,
And poor Gerry said,
“May I have another, please?

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Re: Rhymes & Songs about Gerry
Posted by: Henry Horatio ()
Date: May 08, 2019 11:01PM

Gerrys real name is Ravi
He’s a total tard
Fat as lard
Drinks his own pee

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