i want to hear the best

It's kind funny that they'd use a wide-eyed scared cat in that stupid animated picture.

Racism is SCARY!

Whats black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman Pincher ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, racists hate being enlightened

Why do racists compete with others on the basis of color?
Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose

What do you call it when a racist walks into the White House for the first time?

Inauguration day.

How do you get a racist to laugh on a Sunday?

Tell them a joke on the Friday before.

What do you call a racist who does well on an IQ test?

A cheat.



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This guy did some stuff for National Lampoon, they're pretty funny.

http://www.purple-twinkie.com/Amazing_Racist/Amazing-Racist-MexicanOranges.asp

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

* 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
* 16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
* 6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
* 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
* 50 to flame the spell checkers
* 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames
* 7 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb”
* ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
* 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
* 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
* 154 to email the participant’s ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their “acceptable use policy”
* 118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
* 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
* 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
* 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
* 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type
* 98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will
* 27 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
* 14 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
* 3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
* 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
* 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
* 19 to quote the “Me too’s” to say “Me three”
* 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
* 44 to ask what is a “FAQ”
* 4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
* 143 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
* 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

LOL!!! That seriously cracked me up!! Thank you very much for making me laugh tonight :)

you! Wrote:
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> How many forum posters does it take to change a
> light bulb?
>
> * 1 to change the light bulb and to post that
> the light bulb has been changed
> * 16 to share similar experiences of changing
> light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
> changed differently
> * 6 to caution about the dangers of changing
> light bulbs
> * 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in
> posts about changing light bulbs
> * 50 to flame the spell checkers
> * 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames
> * 7 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or
> “light bulb”
> * ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as
> anal-retentive
> * 2 industry professionals to inform the group
> that the proper term is “lamp”
> * 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the
> industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly
> correct
> * 154 to email the participant’s ISPs
> complaining that they are in violation of their
> “acceptable use policy”
> * 118 to post that this forum is not about
> light bulbs and to please take this discussion to
> a lightbulb forum
> * 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware
> forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about
> changing light bulbs be stopped
> * 111 to defend the posting to this forum
> saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore
> the posts are relevant to this forum
> * 306 to debate which method of changing light
> bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light
> bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
> this technique and what brands are faulty
> * 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they
> should go for a screw or bayonet type
> * 98 to argue that their version of screw in
> or bayonet is better than the other and always
> will
> * 27 to post URL’s where one can see examples
> of different light bulbs
> * 14 to post that the URL’s were posted
> incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
> * 3 to post about links they found from the
> URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes
> light bulbs relevant to this group
> * 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in
> their entirety including all headers and
> signatures, and add “Me too”
> * 12 to post to the group that they will no
> longer post because they cannot handle the light
> bulb controversy
> * 19 to quote the “Me too’s” to say “Me
> three”
> * 4 to suggest that posters request the light
> bulb FAQ
> * 44 to ask what is a “FAQ”
> * 4 to say “didn’t we go through this already
> a short time ago?”
> * 143 to say “do a Google search on light
> bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
> * 1 forum lurker to respond to the original
> post 6 months from now and start it all over again

you! Wrote:
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> How many forum posters does it take to change a
> light bulb?

So accurate, it's terrifying.

Q. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

A. N-ggers

Q: What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A: A pilot, you fucking racist.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Q: What do you call a black man flying a plane?
>
> A: A pilot, you fucking racist.


Lol!

I think that's my favorite joke to tell, ever. When you deliver the question to white people, they lean in and get that conspiratorial "it's secretly fun to be racist" half-smile on their face. When you hit 'em with the punchline, they feel like assholes.

Q:What do the post office and a shoe store have in common?

A:3000 pair of black loafers!

Uncle Tom Wrote:
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> Q:What do the post office and a shoe store have in
> common?
>
> A:3000 pair of black loafers!

Uncle Tom Wrote:
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> Q:What do the post office and a shoe store have in
> common?
>
> A:3000 pair of black loafers!

I didn't think this was that funny since I've never seen 6,000 black shoes in a shoe store, or 6,000 lazy black people in a post office. Maybe that's just me.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Uncle Tom Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Q:What do the post office and a shoe store have
> in
> > common?
> >
> > A:3000 pair of black loafers!
>
> I didn't think this was that funny since I've
> never seen 6,000 black shoes in a shoe store, or
> 6,000 lazy black people in a post office. Maybe
> that's just me.


Maybe he meant to say DMV.

Q: Why do flies have wings?

A: To beat Irish people to the trash.

Q : How long does it take a douche bag racist whore to shit ?

A : 9 months

Q: A plane full of white people crashes into a field. Where do they bury the dead?

A: Who cares? White people are the devil, and don't deserve a proper burial.

I guess you must work for the post office Mephisto.

It does say "racist jokes" Do you even get jokes or do you need to stand up on the chair so when the joke goes over your head, it bounces off the wall and hits you on the way back by?

Ohhh...WTL said you were one of the kids on the short bus...

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Alias walks into a bar, bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!", Alias says "Really, you guys have a drink called a Fucking Faggot??"

I'm sorry, I don't think it's funny. I've never been to a post office that has 6,000 people in it period. Your joke may as well have read:

Q: What don't you like about black people?

A: They're lazy!

Here, I've got one you might think is a riot:

Q: What did the one black guy say to the other black guy?

A: "Hey, let's go steal a bicycle!"

Idiot.

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Q. What do closet gays use when they want a blow-job in a bath house.

A. An Alias.

Alias walks into a bar, bartender says "Hey! Get outta here you faggot!"

OH!

Alias Wrote:
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> "Yep, the bartender says, and, some asshole,
> named Meeper, can't stop drinking them."

Good comeback, Elise.

This is not a racist joke but still funny.

Q : What does Dunkin' Donuts have in common with Expensive Jeans ?

A : Fruity filled jelly donuts.

hahaha.

Expensive Jeans is a cum thirsty gay whore.

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Q: What do you call a black president?

A: Nigger

sk8ter bOI Wrote:
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> Q: What do you call a black president?
>
> A: I'm a loser. I'm sk8ter bOI and I suck dick.


That's funny, Sk8tr B0I



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Bob Wrote:
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> A: I'm a loser. I'm sk8ter bOI and I suck dick.
>
> That's funny, Sk8tr B0I


Nice one, Bob. That N bomb shit has no place here.

wuteva.

A black man is given a pair of wings by God. He asks God, "Does this mean I'm an angel?" God laughs and says, "Nah nigga, you a bat!"

How do you know when an Italian has a flat tire? Dago Wop Wop wop Wop Wop


Kickin' it old school.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I'm sorry, I don't think it's funny. I've never
> been to a post office that has 6,000 people in it
> period.

the one in Merrifield is pretty big

heres a funny one i heard - what word begins with the letter N, and ends with the letter R, that is something you would never want to call a black person?..... neighbor

What's the difference between a Pizza and a Jew.

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Ok these are some very offensive ones but that's the point.




Why are blacks so tall?

Because their KNEE-Grows.


What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.


Why did the little black boy say when he called 911 and said he had diarrhea?

Help me I'm melting.


Mexicans, proof that Indians fucked the Buffalo.



AND a non race but one of the most offensive jokes I know...



How do you make a little boy cry twice?

Rub your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

Mofo Wrote:
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> AND a non race but one of the most offensive jokes
> I know...
>
>
>
> How do you make a little boy cry twice?
>
> Rub your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

Q: What's better than nailing a 12-year-old girl up against a white picket fence in the springtime?

A: Nothing.

What brought down the plane in the Hudson River ?

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Oh, if we're going to start posting racist joke pictures, it's on.

you! Wrote:
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> How many forum posters does it take to change a
> light bulb?
>
> * 1 to change the light bulb and to post that
> the light bulb has been changed
> * 16 to share similar experiences of changing
> light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
> changed differently
> * 6 to caution about the dangers of changing
> light bulbs
> * 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in
> posts about changing light bulbs
> * 50 to flame the spell checkers
> * 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames
> * 7 to argue over whether it’s
> “lightbulb” or “light bulb”
> * ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as
> anal-retentive
> * 2 industry professionals to inform the group
> that the proper term is “lamp”
> * 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the
> industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly
> correct
> * 154 to email the participant’s ISPs
> complaining that they are in violation of their
> “acceptable use policy”
> * 118 to post that this forum is not about
> light bulbs and to please take this discussion to
> a lightbulb forum
> * 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware
> forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about
> changing light bulbs be stopped
> * 111 to defend the posting to this forum
> saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore
> the posts are relevant to this forum
> * 306 to debate which method of changing light
> bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light
> bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
> this technique and what brands are faulty
> * 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they
> should go for a screw or bayonet type
> * 98 to argue that their version of screw in
> or bayonet is better than the other and always
> will
> * 27 to post URL’s where one can see
> examples of different light bulbs
> * 14 to post that the URL’s were posted
> incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
> * 3 to post about links they found from the
> URL’s that are relevant to this group which
> makes light bulbs relevant to this group
> * 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in
> their entirety including all headers and
> signatures, and add “Me too”
> * 12 to post to the group that they will no
> longer post because they cannot handle the light
> bulb controversy
> * 19 to quote the “Me too’s” to say
> “Me three”
> * 4 to suggest that posters request the light
> bulb FAQ
> * 44 to ask what is a “FAQ”
> * 4 to say “didn’t we go through this
> already a short time ago?”
> * 143 to say “do a Google search on light
> bulbs before posting questions about light
> bulbs”
> * 1 forum lurker to respond to the original
> post 6 months from now and start it all over again


Classic!

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> Q: What's better than nailing a 12-year-old girl
> up against a white picket fence in the
> springtime?
>
> A: Nothing.


That must be a Harry Tuttle joke.

What do you call 20 dead ass white school children?

Sandy Hook Elementary massacre. LOL

What do you call 20 dead ass crackers?

Sand Hook Elementary massacre. ROFLMAO

Mephisto

Q: Why are Americans all over the world?

Ans: Because they are too fat to fit into one country.

Hahah!

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How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the hell out of the room for being black.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan!

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> When you deliver the question to white people,
> they lean in and get that conspiratorial "it's
> secretly fun to be racist" half-smile on their
> face.

racist jokes just crack me up.

Alias Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When you deliver the question to white people,
> > they lean in and get that conspiratorial "it's
> > secretly fun to be racist" half-smile on their
> > face.
>
> racist jokes just crack me up.


Are you suggesting that Mephisto is a racist?

is that a surprise?

What is the difference between a mexican and a printer?
A printer has its papers.



What do you call a black man with no arms?
Trustworthy.


How do mexicans take family portraits?
They get in the back of a pickup and run a red light.

jokster 218 Wrote:
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> How do mexicans take family portraits?
> They get in the back of a pickup and run a red
> light

That was actually kinda funny!

Not LOL funny, but more like SALTS!

Smiled a little then stopped..

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

And the negros just collect the mugshots for their family album.

How do black women know when they're pregnant? When they pull their tampon out and all the cotton has been picked.

lulz
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Where is Soon?

^^^^^^^. That is fucking hilarious! I guess if Obumbles had a brother....

Teacher asks Obama to use dictate in a sentence..Hey Gerry, What do my dick tate like?

What does a racist call a black man with a law degree? Nigger.