A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

A slippery slope....what next..same sex marriage?

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> A slippery slope....what next..same sex marriage?

I might have known you would be the first to reply. Just Google

Goats for sale

and you can find the girl of your dreams. I'll bet you can find
one thats Moslem too.

Doesn't that injure the goat to have sex with it?



I better ask Bloody Blisters, he would know all about this.

Blessed are the murderous.

I suppose it was a good thing he was screwing a female goat...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Sudan

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Laws against homosexual behaviour

Homosexual behaviour is illegal in Sudan. The judicial system is based on the Shari'a and according to Article 148, capital punishment applies should the offense be committed either by a man or a woman.

For homosexual men, lashes are given for the first offence, with the death penalty following the third offence.

100 lashes are given to unmarried women who engage in homosexual acts. For lesbian women, stoning and thousands of lashes is the penalty for the first offence.
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If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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> Doesn't that injure the goat to have sex with it?
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ah eesh im glad you asked. it all depends on the size of the pecker and whether lube was used or not. in your case the goat would be fine, even w/o lube. but for the average chinese man lube would be a must.

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> ah eesh im glad you asked. it all depends on the
> size of the pecker and whether lube was used or
> not. in your case the goat would be fine, even w/o
> lube. but for the average chinese man lube would
> be a must.
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i fail because im black?

You respond so quick to my posts....are you there frantically pressing the refresh button?

Blessed are the murderous.

i never sleep. i am always watching you, you forgot to warsh your ass crack

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> ah eesh im glad you asked. it all depends on the
> size of the pecker and whether lube was used or
> not. in your case the goat would be fine, even w/o
> lube. but for the average chinese man lube would
> be a must.



Which breed of goat is the best?

billy, from my personal experience, are the best

Something tells me on September 8th Bloody Blisters will suddenly disappear from this site.

Blessed are the murderous.

how did you know i was planning on leaving? i was going to do it on the 10th at 11:59

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> Doesn't that injure the goat to have sex with it?
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How much of your brain is missing?

I saw them coming through immigration together last week at Dulles, the goat is the better looking one

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> You respond so quick to my posts....are you there
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