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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: be patient ()
Date: November 29, 2018 08:14AM

can't compete with megan! Wrote:
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> Ever'body's reading about megan! Nobody cares
> about me anymore!

Someday, the prison gates will open and Lizzie will walk free. Within 10 minutes of her release she will begin posting here. Cary will have to increase his serve capacity and bandwidth just to accommodate the thousands of posts she will make.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: forum trumptard being a nuisance ()
Date: November 29, 2018 06:57PM

I wish he was in jail, and lizzie back out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gerrycrossdresserer2 ()
Date: November 29, 2018 07:02PM

forum trumptard being a nuisance Wrote:
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> I wish he was in jail, and lizzie back out.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: get a job trumptard ()
Date: November 29, 2018 07:11PM

FFS, even eesh had a job! Meade of all people has a part time gig! Even miz is apparently emptying trash cans or something useful like that.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gerrycrossdresserer2 ()
Date: November 29, 2018 07:14PM

get a job trumptard Wrote:
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> FFS, even eesh had a job! Meade of all people has
> a part time gig! Even miz is apparently emptying
> trash cans or something useful like that.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Trumptardz! LOLZ!!! ()
Date: November 29, 2018 07:45PM

The lizzie thread has been around longer than you've had a driver's license!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gerrycrossdresserer2 ()
Date: November 29, 2018 08:04PM

Trumptardz! LOLZ!!! Wrote:
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> The lizzie thread has been around longer than
> you've had a driver's license!
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Trumptardz! LOLZ!!! ()
Date: November 29, 2018 08:19PM

Right now, lizzie probably makes more money cleaning the jail toilets than the forum trumptard makes for himself.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gerrycrossdresserer2 ()
Date: November 29, 2018 08:29PM

Trumptardz! LOLZ!!! Wrote:
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> Right now, lizzie probably makes more money
> cleaning the jail toilets than the forum trumptard
> makes for himself.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: unemployed trumptard ()
Date: November 29, 2018 08:52PM

hope his meds kick in soon

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gerrycrossdresserer2 ()
Date: November 29, 2018 08:53PM

unemployed trumptard Wrote:
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> hope his meds kick in soon
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: fuck off miz ()
Date: November 29, 2018 09:05PM

I know you have always loathed this thread. Well, we have always loathed pedophiles. Now go make a PYBR!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 20,000 years in Sing Sing ()
Date: November 29, 2018 11:41PM

Is there a run-down of exactly how much time Lizzie was sentenced to? Is there a court document or anything, and does she have an estimated release date?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she got 53 months ()
Date: November 29, 2018 11:50PM

If she serves it all, she's out in early 2021.

She will move in with eesh and katie, in an arrangement similar to that enjoyed (briefly) by megan, josh, and that filipina chick.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: gerrycrossdresserer2 = miz ()
Date: November 30, 2018 01:05AM

Well, Sharon hated hillary, miz who is completely disengaged from society probably is incapable of formulating his own political opinion and tootguy always went along with whatever sharon and miz did. So, it stands that miz would be a trumptard.

I wonder whether trump realizes that he is a de facto member of Team Miz and that consequently impeachment lies just around the corner, as nothing good ever happens to team miz. Just ask hammie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep ()
Date: November 30, 2018 01:06AM

Does anyone know her exact release date or does she still not have one? I haven't really been paying that much attention to things on here recently. A refresher would be good.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep! long time no see! ()
Date: November 30, 2018 01:10AM

Good to hear from you! Are you keeping out of trouble? We're proud of you for extricating yourself from the FFU drama - keep up the good work!

As to lizzie; no news. I don't think we'll know her release date until that magical day when she starts manically posting again.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep ()
Date: November 30, 2018 01:49AM

peep! long time no see! Wrote:
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> Good to hear from you! Are you keeping out of
> trouble? We're proud of you for extricating
> yourself from the FFU drama - keep up the good
> work!
>
> As to lizzie; no news. I don't think we'll know
> her release date until that magical day when she
> starts manically posting again.


Thanks. I've been very busy with work, so I don't have as much time as I used to for coming on here all the time. I'm not living in Nokesville anymore either. I have also acquired a driver's license and a car.

I've been going shooting almost every weekend too. I got a Winchester SXP Marine Defender that's pretty fucking cool, so I've been messing with that quite a bit. I want to get a Remington model 31 soon too. I need some extra money first. LOL I don't even need guns, I just got my Winchester to piss people off. The second amendment is amazing.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/30/2018 04:04PM by peep.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: This is all great news peep! ()
Date: November 30, 2018 02:05AM

Sounds like you're making great progress - congrats!

And when lizzie gets out, you can take her shooting....or maybe not. LOL!

Stay away from her - she's nuts. She can find someone else to hang out with, especially now that hammie has just has a messy and very public breakup with her lesbo lover. (More indication that you were wise beyond your years to break away from the eeshlizmizmeg drama.)

Glad to hear you're doing well!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: who will join mo first? ()
Date: November 30, 2018 02:19PM

megan or janine?

I suspect that megan will end up at fluvanna at some point.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I wish Janine were here ()
Date: November 30, 2018 11:13PM

She's so pudgy and adorable!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lh3hb ()
Date: December 01, 2018 09:41AM

no, i think hammie thought so 2 Wrote:
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> David fuck you too Wrote:
>
> >
> > So Sharon is the only person in the world that
> > thought Lizzie was ever Miz's girlfriend?
>
>
> There was a pretty good thread on this forum where
> lizzie and hammie were bashing each other (I'll
> dig it up later) and hammie accused lizzie of
> fucking both miz AND eesh. (Although not, I
> believe, at the same time.
)

lizzie's so fat, 2 guys could fuck her at the same time and still never meet.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: about that fatness ()
Date: December 01, 2018 09:46AM

Lizzie was normal size and then suddenly gained about half her body weight in a very short period of time. While it was obvious she had a screw loose mentally, there may have been some underlying physical brain damage that caused the weight gain and bipolar, etc. behavior.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: d7deh ()
Date: December 01, 2018 09:49AM

lh3hb Wrote:
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> no, i think hammie thought so 2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > David fuck you too Wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > So Sharon is the only person in the world
> that
> > > thought Lizzie was ever Miz's girlfriend?
> >
> >
> > There was a pretty good thread on this forum
> where
> > lizzie and hammie were bashing each other (I'll
> > dig it up later) and hammie accused lizzie of
> > fucking both miz AND eesh. (Although not, I
> > believe, at the same time.
)
>
> lizzie's so fat, 2 guys could fuck her at the same
> time and still never meet.

lizzie's so fat when she goes camping the bears have to hide their food.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Janine the Criminal ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:28PM

who will join mo first? Wrote:
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> megan or janine?
>
> I suspect that megan will end up at fluvanna at
> some point.


Janine is the only one currently under criminal investigation.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hi Megan. ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:40PM

Janine the Criminal Wrote:
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> who will join mo first? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > megan or janine?
> >
> > I suspect that megan will end up at fluvanna at
> > some point.
>
>
> Janine is the only one currently under criminal
> investigation.

Megan, you sound a lot like your buddy Pedo Moreno. The police have to investigate everything that is reported, because that is their job. However you are not the only filer of frivolous and unsubstantiated charges and the police know that when they see it. Virtually every law enforcement agency in the state of Virginia knows the name of Megan Toohey or Megan Elizabeth Price and knows of your reputation. That's because you so thoughtfully made it your hobby to visit magistrates and police stations for the process of filing frivolous charges.

Megan, you are wasting police resources and taxpayer dollars. That will catch up to you eventually and your crimes will land you in prison eventually.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Silvio ()
Date: December 01, 2018 03:40PM

d7deh Wrote:
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> lh3hb Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no, i think hammie thought so 2 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > David fuck you too Wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > So Sharon is the only person in the world
> > that
> > > > thought Lizzie was ever Miz's girlfriend?
> > >
> > >
> > > There was a pretty good thread on this forum
> > where
> > > lizzie and hammie were bashing each other
> (I'll
> > > dig it up later) and hammie accused lizzie of
> > > fucking both miz AND eesh. (Although not,
> I
> > > believe, at the same time.
)
> >
> > lizzie's so fat, 2 guys could fuck her at the
> same
> > time and still never meet.
>
> lizzie's so fat when she goes camping the bears
> have to hide their food.

lizzie's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: GiGi. ()
Date: December 01, 2018 04:29PM

Silvio Wrote:
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> d7deh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lh3hb Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > no, i think hammie thought so 2 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > David fuck you too Wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > So Sharon is the only person in the world
> > > that
> > > > > thought Lizzie was ever Miz's girlfriend?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > There was a pretty good thread on this
> forum
> > > where
> > > > lizzie and hammie were bashing each other
> > (I'll
> > > > dig it up later) and hammie accused lizzie
> of
> > > > fucking both miz AND eesh. (Although
> not,
> > I
> > > > believe, at the same time.
)
> > >
> > > lizzie's so fat, 2 guys could fuck her at the
> > same
> > > time and still never meet.
> >
> > lizzie's so fat when she goes camping the bears
> > have to hide their food.
>
> lizzie's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

lizzie's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: is lizzie still obese? ()
Date: December 01, 2018 04:58PM

For a long time she looked like a little boy (hence miz's attraction), then she ballooned up, possibly as a side effect of anti psychotic drugs. I she still a hambeast?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ralph Cifaretto ()
Date: December 01, 2018 05:31PM

is lizzie still obese? Wrote:
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> For a long time she looked like a little boy
> (hence miz's attraction), then she ballooned up,
> possibly as a side effect of anti psychotic drugs.
> Is she still a hambeast?


I'm not sure just how fat lizzie is but I heard she's scheduled to have a 95 pound mole surgically removed from her ass in January.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Carmine Lupertazzi ()
Date: December 01, 2018 05:47PM

Ralph Cifaretto Wrote:
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> I'm not sure just how fat lizzie is but I
> heard she's scheduled to have a 95 pound mole
> surgically removed from her ass in January.

I don't get it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Johnny Sack ()
Date: December 01, 2018 05:52PM

Carmine Lupertazzi Wrote:
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> Ralph Cifaretto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm not sure just how fat lizzie is but
> I
> > heard she's scheduled to have a 95 pound mole
> > surgically removed from her ass in January.
>
> I don't get it.


The implication being that her ass is so big a mole that size could actually be removed.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: It isn't very pretty ()
Date: December 01, 2018 06:02PM

Ralph Cifaretto Wrote:

> I'm not sure just how fat lizzie is but I
> heard she's scheduled to have a 95 pound mole
> surgically removed from her ass in January.


For her, that will be considered brain surgery...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: is skinny or fat better for her? ()
Date: December 01, 2018 07:11PM

If she has ballooned into a 300 pounder, then when she chimps out that's a lot of mass flailing around with a great potential to do damage.

However, if she's skinny she's faster and more agile and therefore harder for the police to chase after.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ebenezer Scrooge ()
Date: December 02, 2018 10:32AM

lizzie is coming up on another Christmas locked up. Wonder if she gets anything special.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no Xmas for lizzie ()
Date: December 02, 2018 01:22PM

She converted to Islam. People like her often do when they are in prison.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie's xmas in jail ()
Date: December 02, 2018 05:03PM

Apparently, last year, right after tootguy's untimely demise, she sent a Christmas card TO TOOTGUY, just to piss off sharon and miz. This was the extend of her jail christmas festivities, outside of enjoying some peppermint-flavored nutraloaf.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: That is true ()
Date: December 02, 2018 05:24PM

lizzie's xmas in jail Wrote:
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> Apparently, last year, right after tootguy's
> untimely demise, she sent a Christmas card TO
> TOOTGUY, just to piss off sharon and miz. This was
> the extend of her jail christmas festivities,
> outside of enjoying some peppermint-flavored
> nutraloaf.

Lizzie mentioned it to peep in one of her famous Epistles from Judical Drive.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ah yes, judical drive.... ()
Date: December 02, 2018 07:09PM

And now the poor, challenged thing has to learn a whole NEW return address!


That said, I bet sharon's reaction upon leafing through the mail was priceless.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz posted ()
Date: December 04, 2018 05:09PM

Miz is trolling again so this is getting bumped again.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: this, ()
Date: December 04, 2018 05:13PM

Ebenezer Scrooge Wrote:
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> lizzie is coming up on another Christmas locked
> up. Wonder if she gets anything special.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzies life since chracking miz ()
Date: December 04, 2018 05:27PM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: at least lizzie has new digs ()
Date: December 04, 2018 08:26PM

She's probably even allowed to go outdoors, something she couldn't do at the ADC.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Prison Shopper ()
Date: December 04, 2018 09:37PM

Some prisons allow the inmates to have access to the Internet. And conjugal visits!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: internet access? not mo! ()
Date: December 04, 2018 10:26PM

If mo had internet, she would have been here by now.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: conjugal visits? ()
Date: December 05, 2018 07:44PM

Prison Shopper Wrote:
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> Some prisons allow the inmates to have access to
> the Internet. And conjugal visits!


Are they going to transport tator down to fluvanna?

FFS, if lizzie hadn't been sent away, maybe he wouldn't have been tempted to check out the kiddie porn.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ybbpe ()
Date: December 05, 2018 10:25PM

conjugal visits? Wrote:
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> Prison Shopper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Some prisons allow the inmates to have access
> to
> > the Internet. And conjugal visits!
>
>
> Are they going to transport tator down to
> fluvanna?
>
> FFS, if lizzie hadn't been sent away, maybe he
> wouldn't have been tempted to check out the kiddie
> porn.

Tator's in Federal prison so they'll never be near each other

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so, no visit for tator? ()
Date: December 05, 2018 10:34PM

Well, maybe eesh then. We no miz aint getting no mo.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so, no visit for tator? ()
Date: December 05, 2018 10:34PM

Well, maybe eesh then. We no miz aint getting no mo.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I am not gerry, bitches! ()
Date: December 05, 2018 10:55PM

Used to be, every poster was accused of being me!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hi Ravi ()
Date: December 05, 2018 11:07PM

I am not gerry, bitches! Wrote:
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> Used to be, every poster was accused of being me!

^ Just all the retarded ones.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: actually miz...... ()
Date: December 05, 2018 11:38PM

most of the retarded ones were accused (rightfully) of being you.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz posted again ()
Date: December 06, 2018 03:43PM

file.php?40,file=350145,filename=itstays

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: well, you can't blame miz ()
Date: December 06, 2018 04:59PM

Flower petals re in short supply, so PYBR season is over.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: did lizzie send miz a card? ()
Date: December 06, 2018 11:20PM

Something along the lines of 'Merry Xmas - see you soon'?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: trump ruined mo's stocks! ()
Date: December 08, 2018 12:42AM

Lizzie is financially ruined.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh vs hoffman case ()
Date: December 08, 2018 03:39PM

will lizzie be brought up from fluvanna to testify?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: WSH LAX Gateway ()
Date: December 08, 2018 04:09PM

Miss me broners? I live in St. Louis now with my awesome bro Galoob from India. I’m making 30 LARGE a year now. More than most of you faghats. Your jealousy is so think I can fuck it and cum

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: twpgm ()
Date: December 08, 2018 05:38PM

WSH LAX Gateway Wrote:
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> Miss me broners? I live in St. Louis now with my
> awesome bro Galoob from India. I’m making 30
> LARGE a year now. More than most of you faghats.
> Your jealousy is so think I can fuck it and cum


Miz, how does it feel knowing that this site has little resemblance to what it did 3 1/2 years ago? Megan was here in full force. eesh was bouncing in and out of various booty houses with a PO in place so he couldn't talk shit back, lizzie was firmly on your side and life was good.

Now the protective order has expired, eesh has moved on as has Megan. lizzie's in prison where she'll be until 2021 probably. Tootguy is dead, the Leisere Law Firm is fucked and you're just a shell of your former self.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: oh, and another thing... ()
Date: December 08, 2018 05:42PM

Miz, not unlke his former 'star' attorneys, is irreparably Google-fucked.

And his siblings detest him.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: WTF? ()
Date: December 08, 2018 06:25PM

twpgm Wrote:
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> moved on as has Megan.

Megan came back in force this fall, not all the time but sporadically, which added several pages to her eponymous thread. The Hambeast and her gay lover were going at it back and forth, as well as bashing Aaron and Aaron's new wife.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it's a matter of context ()
Date: December 08, 2018 06:37PM

Megan has not moved on from FFU for the simple fact that megan never really 'moves on' from anything.

She's supposedly on the outs with her second husband (as well as her lesbian lover), and is still fucking with the first.

However, she has in fact moved on from the eeshlizmizmegkatie drama. For now anyway.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: booty-house shuffle ()
Date: December 08, 2018 07:29PM

What we know is that the Morenos spent $300,000 grand to get eesh locked up for a grand total of 32 days. That's like 10K per day.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 10K per day ()
Date: December 08, 2018 07:31PM

Or about $100,000 per mug shot. Which is $99,995 more than any pice of miz's 'art' will ever fetch.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Leisure Law Fail ()
Date: December 08, 2018 08:45PM

For all the money Sharon and the late Richard Moreno shelled out for their services eesh hasn't been in a booty house since April of 2016. That's over 2.5 years to say nothing of the fact that the judgement has been discharged in bankruptcy court.

Miz, if you're such a badass to be feared why don't you get eesh inside a booty house, any booty house, sometime in the year 2019? You paid enough money; you should get something back for your investment.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh back in jail? ()
Date: December 08, 2018 10:45PM

I think eesh has belatedly learned to be a bit more careful.

Now. Should eesh elect to attend VCU, we have the delightful potential for some sort of clash when those two find themselves on the same campus. They could very well both end up in the jake.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: questioning questioner. ()
Date: December 09, 2018 01:04PM

booty-house shuffle Wrote:
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> What we know is that the Morenos spent $300,000
> grand to get eesh locked up for a grand total of
> 32 days. That's like 10K per day.


What is a "booty house shuffle"?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I need more miz data ()
Date: December 09, 2018 02:00PM

Is he really working at VCU? And is it a program for the mentally disabled? Has miz fallen that far? Does eesh ever drop in to say hi to him? Some claim that eesh and miz knew each other pre-FFU and may in fact have been tight friends.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: booty-house shuffle ()
Date: December 09, 2018 02:25PM

questioning questioner. Wrote:
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> booty-house shuffle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What we know is that the Morenos spent $300,000
> > grand to get eesh locked up for a grand total
> of
> > 32 days. That's like 10K per day.
>
>
> What is a "booty house shuffle"?


The booty-house shuffle is when you go to one booty-house for a short period of time and get out and 2 days later you're in another one. Leisere and Moreno had eesh in 3 different lockups in the span of about 2 months.

No matter what eesh did he couldn't keep his ass out of the booty house. eesh has since learned to be much more careful and he hasn't been locked up since early 2016.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh has put this behind him ()
Date: December 09, 2018 02:38PM

Hopefully. Although I hope this hoffman business doesn't escalate into a new round of drama. Not that I mind the entertainment.

Now if he is indeed involved with katie, there may be some excitement in our future. Lizzie was thoroughly obsessed with katie, and will never possibly be able to leave the happy couple in peace. She will probably spend mere months free before having to be reincarcerated.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hoffman business? ()
Date: December 09, 2018 03:42PM

eesh has put this behind him Wrote:
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> Hopefully. Although I hope this hoffman business
> doesn't escalate into a new round of drama. Not
> that I mind the entertainment.
>
> Now if he is indeed involved with katie, there may
> be some excitement in our future. Lizzie was
> thoroughly obsessed with katie, and will never
> possibly be able to leave the happy couple in
> peace. She will probably spend mere months free
> before having to be reincarcerated.

Hoffman business? Is eesh getting into it with Chuck Hoffman now?

I know eesh sent Chuck a bunch of pictures of his guns years ago but that's before he was outed and well before eesh had recieved a month in jail and a $1.4 million dollar judgement against him as a reward for his imbecilic jihad against miz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: timeline ()
Date: December 09, 2018 04:49PM

Hoffman business? Wrote:
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> eesh has put this behind him Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hopefully. Although I hope this hoffman
> business

> > doesn't escalate into a new round of drama. Not
> > that I mind the entertainment.
> >
> > Now if he is indeed involved with katie, there
> may
> > be some excitement in our future. Lizzie was
> > thoroughly obsessed with katie, and will never
> > possibly be able to leave the happy couple in
> > peace. She will probably spend mere months free
> > before having to be reincarcerated.
>
> Hoffman business? Is eesh getting into it with
> Chuck Hoffman now?
>
> I know eesh sent Chuck a bunch of pictures of his
> guns years ago but that's before he was outed and
> well before eesh had recieved a month in jail and
> a $1.4 million dollar judgement against him as a
> reward for his imbecilic jihad against miz.

Chuck Hoffman actually made a video of eesh's guns, as well as a couple other harassing videos. None of them were nearly as good as the famous Lizzie video that he posted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5hV3hvH_4E

That was before the Morenos stalked eesh, before Miz set up housekeeping with convicted child molestor Tator Tots, before Tator Tots went back to prison, before Miz spent a week in jail, before Lizzie went to prison, before Miz stabbed tootguy, before tootguy died, before the Moreno Crime Family spent over $300,000 on a frivolous lawsuit, before eesh handed Phil Leiser his ass in federal court, before the Leisers went bankrupt. But not before Phil Leiser joined Ashley Madison and Karen Leiser was placing ads seeking Casual Sex partners on Craigslist.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh winning ()
Date: December 09, 2018 05:01PM

eesh may have undertook an "imbecilic jihad" against Moreno but he got the judgement voided. Yeah, he did a month in jail but so what? It was probably a good character building experience for him. Lizzie is doing years.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesu ultimately did win ()
Date: December 09, 2018 05:17PM

Granted, he did waste too much energy going after miz, but the legal acumen he developed in the process may serve him well in years to come. And he does seem to have graduated from the FFU school of hard knocks and moved on.*

lizzie is completely fucked. At this point anything resembling a normal productive life is completely beyond her grasp.

miz? Allegedly rebuilding his life back at VCU. It might go well; who knows? However his crime family has been totally annhilated.

megan: Continues to be the involuntary clown of FFU. Sad in a way, as of the original FFU Fantastic Four, she was always the one who most desperately wanted to be regarded as a respected, sophisticated and professional member of society. Instead, she is forever associated with violence, drama, relationship dysfunction, and of course the iconic hambeast tail pic.





*note re: eesh. Hopefully this hoffman lawsuit is something relatively straightforward such as chuck having borrowed a couple of thousand bucks and then reneging on repayment. As opposed to being the opening of a whole new chapter in the FFU drama.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: December 09, 2018 07:40PM

eesu ultimately did win Wrote:
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> *note re: eesh. Hopefully this hoffman lawsuit is
> something relatively straightforward such as chuck
> having borrowed a couple of thousand bucks and
> then reneging on repayment. As opposed to being
> the opening of a whole new chapter in the FFU
> drama.


Why on earth would eesh have lent Chuck any money? eesh is broke as fuck and those two never liked each other to begin with.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: maybe it's an old debt ()
Date: December 09, 2018 08:02PM

Maybe years and years ago, before eesh had spent all his money earning 300 credit at community college and buying a pair of camo capris, he had money to lend.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Seriously, does no one check ()
Date: December 09, 2018 11:33PM

...the retard's social media pages? It's a laugh riot.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: LOL @ the meds... ()
Date: December 10, 2018 12:23AM

When miz finally snuffs it, the body will ahve to be treated as toxic waste.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: HAZMAT ()
Date: December 10, 2018 12:26AM

LOL @ the meds... Wrote:
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> When miz finally snuffs it, the body will ahve to
> be treated as toxic waste.



He will be cremated.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: wpeny ()
Date: December 10, 2018 03:15PM

is lizzie a great fan of last week's ffu posts ?

is this a tin lizzie burning fossile fuel ?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie can't read these ()
Date: December 10, 2018 03:31PM

She has no internet access at present. However, she might enjoy reading these when she gets out. Except for the fact that the entire thread is a celebration of her extended incarceration. She will have a hard time explaining how spending four years in jail somehow constituted 'winning'.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: christmas present ()
Date: December 10, 2018 03:38PM

If somebody wants to do lizzie a real solid they could print out all 98 pages of this thread and mail it to her. Barring that we could get this thread to 10,000 posts by Christmas.

That would be 10,000 posts of winning for lizzie while she's locked up.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: mxmcb ()
Date: December 10, 2018 03:42PM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: that's given me an idea ()
Date: December 10, 2018 03:52PM

miz should compose a series of cartoons to go along with the text of this thread. Once the thread printout was compiled with the miz toons, the entire volume could be sent to lizzie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Good for eesh ()
Date: December 10, 2018 03:54PM

eesh winning Wrote:
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> eesh may have undertook an "imbecilic jihad"
> against Moreno but he got the judgement voided.
> Yeah, he did a month in jail but so what? It was
> probably a good character building experience for
> him. Lizzie is doing years.


A 1 month time out in a tiny steel and concrete box was probably the perfect learning experience for eesh. As much as he must have hated it at the time, ultimately they did eesh a favor.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie & Company on the tier ()
Date: December 10, 2018 04:28PM


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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: they did eesh a BIG favor ()
Date: December 10, 2018 04:29PM

It was after that special month that he began broadcasting his obsession with the BBC. Guess he had a pretty good time in there!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Empty pill bottles ()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:09PM

Seriously, does no one check Wrote:
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> ...the retard's social media pages? It's a laugh
> riot.


Look at the pill bottles on the left. One is upright. The rest are lying on their sides...probably empty...too blurry to count the number... When throwing out empty pill bottles is too much to handle,,,
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: whoa re the 3 'likes;? ()
Date: December 10, 2018 05:54PM

Sharon, David, and eesh?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Meade, Phil Leiser and Tootguy ()
Date: December 10, 2018 07:29PM

whoa re the 3 'likes;? Wrote:
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> Sharon, David, and eesh?

Meade, Phil Leiser and Tootguy

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Meade, Phil Leiser and Tootguy? ()
Date: December 10, 2018 08:20PM

Meade hates any modern 'art', phil has come to despise miz, and tootguy is dead.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Fairfax Underground Museum ()
Date: December 10, 2018 09:18PM

This concept has been bandied around before, but with a newly elected democratic house looking eagerly for new ways to spend money, the prospect of winning a grant has allowed us to proceed.

This museum will contain any relevant and unique memorabilia, and will be divided into four sections as follows:

1) Artifacts

The infamous megan tail.
The laptop computer
Salvaged shards from the broken Papa John's sign.
Sharon's coke bottle
Lizzie's purple dildo.
Lizzie's Dyson.
The Slurpee machine that gerry broke
eesh's mailbox from his Henrico estate
Tootguy's trumpet collection



2)Vintage FFU apparel

This would include eesh's horse mask, along with his Nike sweathsirt and camo capris.
Another attraction would be lizzie's Ray Ban shades and our unique collection of Phil's bling.
A potential addition would be the collelction of sports coats outgrown by David when he became a body builder.



3)Models

There would be scale models of the Mustang in which megan lived, the 6-door truck lizzie claimed to own, and Phil's failed real estate development.




4) Art and Literature


This section would include significant pieces of miz's artwork, especially his two drawings in which he kills eesh. Also featured would be the painting that lizzie smashed over miz's head.
The floor would of course be adorned with a PYBR.
There would also be a library including megan's dossier of FFU posts that she compiled for the police, and all gerry posts archived by the forum trumptard.
Museum members would enjoy the privelege of being able to check out sections of the dossiers for research in the museum library.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: don't forget ()
Date: December 10, 2018 09:23PM

Fairfax Underground Museum Wrote:

>
> 1) Artifacts
>
> The infamous megan tail.
> The laptop computer
> Salvaged shards from the broken Papa John's sign.
> Sharon's coke bottle
> Lizzie's purple dildo.
> Lizzie's Dyson.
> The Slurpee machine that gerry broke
> eesh's mailbox from his Henrico estate
> Tootguy's trumpet collection
>
Don't forget empty pill bottles prescribed to Miz..

One bottle for each different medication and we have an entire showcase..

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: good one- miz's scrips ()
Date: December 10, 2018 10:11PM

Yes, we will add that collection to the artifact section.

I also completely neglected meade. His Indian headdress goes into the apparel section. and we will also need his keyboard.

We may have to do sort of an 'Experience FFU Music' addition to the Arts and Literature section. Meade's keyboard, tootguy's horns, and recordings of meade's donald trump song plus the lizzie miz rap.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: A few important additions: ()
Date: December 10, 2018 11:31PM

Fairfax Underground Museum Wrote:
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> This concept has been bandied around before, but
> with a newly elected democratic house looking
> eagerly for new ways to spend money, the prospect
> of winning a grant has allowed us to proceed.
>
> This museum will contain any relevant and unique
> memorabilia, and will be divided into four
> sections as follows:
>
> 1) Artifacts
>
> The infamous megan tail.
> The laptop computer
> Salvaged shards from the broken Papa John's sign.
> Sharon's coke bottle
> Lizzie's purple dildo.
> Lizzie's Dyson.
> The Slurpee machine that gerry broke
> eesh's mailbox from his Henrico estate
> Tootguy's trumpet collection
>
>
> 2)Vintage FFU apparel
>
> This would include eesh's horse mask, along with
> his Nike sweathsirt and camo capris.
> Another attraction would be lizzie's Ray Ban
> shades and our unique collection of Phil's bling.
> A potential addition would be the collelction of
> sports coats outgrown by David when he became a
> body builder.
>
>
> 3)Models
>
> There would be scale models of the Mustang in
> which megan lived, the 6-door truck lizzie claimed
> to own, and Phil's failed real estate development.
>
>
> 4) Art and Literature
>
> This section would include significant pieces of
> miz's artwork, especially his two drawings in
> which he kills eesh. Also featured would be the
> painting that lizzie smashed over miz's head.
> The floor would of course be adorned with a PYBR.
> There would also be a library including megan's
> dossier of FFU posts that she compiled for the
> police, and all gerry posts archived by the forum
> trumptard.
> Museum members would enjoy the privelege of being
> able to check out sections of the dossiers for
> research in the museum library.

Artifacts:
Megan's cellphone that she threw at Aaron
taxidermied body of Starban, mounted impaled on a spike
William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
knife used by William Moreno to stab his father
Moreno's little league bat
Moreno's cane that he used to threaten TJ with at the courthouse
David Trinnes' beer bong and giant liquor bottles
Lizzie's stacks of cash
noose used in Miz's failed hanging attempt
filthy tablecloth from the Moreno's dining room table
feces-smeared copy of The Washington Post article

Vintage FFU apparel
Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock outing wardrobe
Lizzie's police auxiliary uniform shirt
trio of straw sombreros worn by David, Meade, and Tootguy
Tootguy's Shriner hat
Washington Divas football jersey #30

Models
replica gravestones of William McMillan, LMB, and Tootguy
giant stuffed plush toy version of Megan's morbidly obese birthday party guest

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: only thing missing = karen ()
Date: December 11, 2018 12:15AM

I can't think of any karen impedimenta offhand; however, I have a way to include our princess. She could serve as the museum curator. She is educated, scholarly, authoritative, personable, and well spoken. And she looks nice when she dresses up. I could readily imagine karen guiding tours through the facility. At the end of the tour, she might even sit down at meade's keyboard and perform a song, such as 'Sweeet Tea'.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Can a museum have a mascot? ()
Date: December 11, 2018 01:03AM

Has there ever been any tradition of museums having mascots?

If not, let's start one.


It could even help out an FFXUer in his career path.

What kind of mascot would be fitting?
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Great thinking! Design a costume ()
Date: December 11, 2018 02:01PM

Granted, a sign dancer is a bit 'low brow' for a museum, but we are, after all, sort of a different museum.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hew4u ()
Date: December 11, 2018 02:57PM

Don't forget eesh's capri cammo shorts.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Just Do It! ()
Date: December 11, 2018 03:01PM

hew4u Wrote:
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> Don't forget eesh's capri cammo shorts.

Or the legendary Nike hoody that eesh wore when he met up with TJ and when he got arrested.
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