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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 21, 2018 08:25PM

That's Genghis Grill. Monique absolutely loved that place, she would beg me to take her to one. That place has poor food hygiene.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: maybe jail's a good thing ()
Date: April 21, 2018 08:34PM

Fatasses like lizzie and tator shouldn't be scarfing down huge bowls of fried stuff.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Page 84 Bitches! ()
Date: April 21, 2018 08:57PM

Blow me!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: we should all go there ()
Date: April 21, 2018 09:00PM

eesh Wrote:
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> That's Genghis Grill. Monique absolutely loved
> that place, she would beg me to take her to one.
> That place has poor food hygiene.


Have a FFU meet-up at Genghis Grill. Afterward, you can write lizzie and tell her what everybody had.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie's dirty hands ()
Date: April 21, 2018 09:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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> That's Genghis Grill. Monique absolutely loved
> that place, she would beg me to take her to one.
> That place has poor food hygiene.

Which one? The location in Sterling closed and according to their website there is only Kingstowne and 2 locations in Richmond. Maybe the health department shut them down. Lizzie shure has dirty nails in that photo.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: why they went under ()
Date: April 21, 2018 09:12PM

Kriss and lizzie were their best customers. lizie's arrest doomed them

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 21, 2018 09:12PM

She wanted me to take her to the Chantilly location.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Genghis no more ()
Date: April 21, 2018 09:20PM

eesh Wrote:
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> She wanted me to take her to the Chantilly
> location.

When or if Lizzie is ever released she will learn the world has undergone many changes. She will be disappointed to find out that her favorite restaurant is no more. She will have to go to Kingstowne or she could swing down to stalk/see eesh in Richmond and dine there.

https://www.genghisgrill.com/location-result/?gmw_state=virginia&filter_state=true&gmw_form=1&gmw_per_page=-1&action=gmw_post

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: will she hook back up w/ tator? ()
Date: April 21, 2018 10:01PM

He can take her. Of course, after four years of baloney sandwiches, that greasy fried food might be too rich for her. So all she can have is rice.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: bowel onion ()
Date: April 21, 2018 10:22PM

Just got up and took a dump and a shower. Now I am off to Cracker Barrel for chicken fried steak with country gravy served with homefries,biscuits and two fried eggs. My bowels have been holding strong all week, this might be the knockout punch that brings them down. If not then it's Panda express for lunch and olive garden for dinner. I hope everybody else’s bowels are doing well.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: let's make some changes ()
Date: April 21, 2018 10:27PM

Tonight's dinner sounds good, but VERY high in low density fat and cholesterol. I am concerned about your cardiovascular health.

So tomorrow, instead of Panda Express, I would like you to eat one and a half pounds of raw veggies.

Olive Garden's fine for dinner - eat something low fat.

Monday, because of the raw veggies, you will take a gloriously epic shit.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: bowel bandit ()
Date: April 21, 2018 11:35PM

Interesting thread. I have a degenerative disk disease now for almost 12 years. My disc are disappearing leaving my vertebrae to grind on one another. Sometimes this causes debilitating pain and yes incontinence. A couple weeks ago I was helping my boss change her tire - it had gone flat in the parking garage. Trying to get the last lug nut off I twisted my back, fell over and shit myself. Ultimate humiliation. It took five minutes for the back spasms to stop so I could get up and leave to go change then head to urgent care.

My boss was really understanding and ended up calling AAA

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 804-795-1850 ()
Date: April 22, 2018 01:44AM

peep Wrote:
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> Might as well post them here too.
>
>
> -


SHE IS RIGHT HE IS A BANKRUPT FAGGOT

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I KILL THREADS WITH GORE ()
Date: April 22, 2018 01:47AM

fuck off with your bowels Wrote:
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> fed up onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You people better stop trying to ruin the
> bowels
> > thread or we will come in and ruin this one.
>
>
> Do you really think anyone involved in this thread
> gives a flying fuck about your hypochondriacal
> bowel issues?
>
> Stay the fuck out of this thread.


THEIR THREAD WAS BOMBED BY PEEKZA AND HIS MARRY BAND OF FAGGOTS FROM THE MIKE O QUEER THREAD

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 22, 2018 10:12AM

I KILL THREADS WITH GORE Wrote:
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> fuck off with your bowels Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fed up onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You people better stop trying to ruin the
> > bowels
> > > thread or we will come in and ruin this one.
> >
> >
> > Do you really think anyone involved in this
> thread
> > gives a flying fuck about your hypochondriacal
> > bowel issues?
> >
> > Stay the fuck out of this thread.
>
>
> THEIR THREAD WAS BOMBED BY PEEKZA AND HIS MARRY
> BAND OF FAGGOTS FROM THE MIKE O QUEER THREAD

Go hang yourself, you fatass, helmet-wearing retard.

How is everyone’s bowels?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: busted bowels ()
Date: April 22, 2018 11:43AM

Lizzie gets fed six slices of white bread every day. Even the vaunted Nutraloaf is itself made with white bread. Her bowels will be destroyed by the time she is released.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she'll shit her panties ()
Date: April 22, 2018 12:45PM

After four years of nutraloaf, as soon as she gets out she'll have miz or Kriss or eesh or somebody take her to Genghis Grill,and hse willl eat three servings of that slop, and then she will be spraying diarrhea for days...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: if Josh goes to jail ()
Date: April 22, 2018 04:23PM

Then megan wil hae to drive herself everywhere, and will get caught, and hopefully will do something stupid and try to get away but fail.

If this happens, I do hope it occurs in Fairfax County, so megan can share a cell block with lizzie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie via messenger ()
Date: April 23, 2018 12:48PM

winnin' bitches.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no lizzie, you' re losing ()
Date: April 23, 2018 02:58PM

You will end up marrying miz. And that's losing.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie via telegram ()
Date: April 23, 2018 03:15PM

I'm not going to marry that ED infested pedophile retard.

I'm marrying a real man, Chris Tator Tots.

#mizisapedoloserwhohasED

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ED not far off for Chris ()
Date: April 23, 2018 03:25PM

And he's a pedo too.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Josh from jail ()
Date: April 23, 2018 07:43PM

lizzie keeps throwing poo at me!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: anyone physically SEEN lizzie? ()
Date: April 23, 2018 10:07PM

Has she grown her hair out? Has she gained or lost any weight? Has she gotten any jail tats? Any scars from fighting?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: coming soon? ()
Date: April 23, 2018 11:10PM

If and when Lizzie gets to an actual prison, she can have conjugal visits. Tator Tots will go see her and perhaps TJ.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: or eesh, or megan, or katie ()
Date: April 24, 2018 12:14AM

or anyone from this forum except miz

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Day 591 bitches! ()
Date: April 24, 2018 01:47PM

Gonna spend summer in a nice cool cell while you bitches roast outside! Winning!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: breakfast in three hours! ()
Date: April 25, 2018 01:18AM

Oatmal and fried baloney, bitches!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: where are peep and eesh? ()
Date: April 26, 2018 12:06AM

I think something bad happened in peep's basement.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz's art show ()
Date: April 26, 2018 12:39AM

will he be autographing and selling shit? I want to buy the piece where he is smashing eesh's head, and the leiser portrait.

Also, I want to commission a sequel strip to the 'Strath Road Stalker' comic. I will be there with my check book. My associates will attend to any problems created by miz's detractors.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Career Criminal ()
Date: April 26, 2018 12:55AM

I'd imagine peep is laying low at the advice of his attorney due to his alleged criminal charge(s). Kinda like what eesh did awhile back I guess. I'm not buying this whole 'assault on Officer Wall' thing. If he assaulted a cop, that would be a felony and peep would be in jail right now. Peep wouldn't even assault Miz when he had several opportunities to do so, so why would he hit a cop? It appears to me that peep isn't violent after all. I may be wrong, but I have yet to see any proof other than a juvenile record that peep claims was forged by Brian Olaughlin who actually has been convicted of forgery. (Someone should repost those screenshots of Brian's record. I can't find them.) So it's pretty obvious. Who am I going to believe? A teenager who made a few mistakes in his younger years, or a convicted felon?

Tldr: I'm on team peep.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so what's eesh's game? ()
Date: April 26, 2018 01:08AM

Where did he go? His pop said no more allowance if he keeps posting here?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: He posted today ()
Date: April 26, 2018 01:22AM

Basl posted a few times today. Nothing as to what peep is up to. I doubt anyone knows what peep is really up to, and it seems to be driving some people on here insane. The fear of the unknown. Personally, I think this is another one of Peep's little games.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: HUV49 ()
Date: April 26, 2018 01:41AM

Lol Peep sent me a few creepy and threatening PMs last year. He got my IP somehow and was threatening to track me down and come to my house. I don't post on this site from an account anymore. mostly just read

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 26, 2018 05:07AM

Gm everyone. Does anyone know when our little imp is set to be released yet?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: we think 2019 ()
Date: April 26, 2018 11:18AM

But that is contingent on good behavior, and our naughty little monkey keeps assaulting inmates and guards.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Assaulter ()
Date: April 26, 2018 06:19PM

Does she get any good behavior credit so far?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: according to peep.... ()
Date: April 26, 2018 10:44PM

she was actually a trustee for a while (despite having attacked a guard.)

Then she got into a fight with myeesha.

So, two fights ins 18 months? That's not really good behavior in my book - the DOC may have different standards.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz needs to find hiding place ()
Date: April 26, 2018 11:28PM

lizzie's going to come looking for him. It's no wonder David is in hiding.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep accepted into college ()
Date: April 27, 2018 01:25AM

But he has to take remedial courses this spring and summer - he no longer has time for FFU.

He is writing a paper on sociology - lizzie is the main subject, and eesh is taking on the role of father figure by helping him wiht formatting and content.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 27, 2018 01:32AM

peep accepted into college Wrote:
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> But he has to take remedial courses this spring
> and summer - he no longer has time for FFU.
>
> He is writing a paper on sociology - lizzie is the
> main subject, and eesh is taking on the role of
> father figure by helping him wiht formatting and
> content.





Wouldn't that be nice if true? The reality is that TJ dropped out of high school and is not pursuing a GED.


The only reason TJ is able to post on the internet (after the police took away his computers for forensic examination) is because they didn't know that an Xbox can connect to the internet and has browser support.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: don't break my thread bitches ()
Date: April 27, 2018 11:39AM

bitches!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: fuck you for killing my thread! ()
Date: April 27, 2018 03:57PM

PYBR bump!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: this thread will not die ()
Date: April 27, 2018 07:49PM

but miz will

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: That's right ()
Date: April 27, 2018 08:03PM

This is the definitive thread since the infamous 9/11 chimpout

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz hates this thread! ()
Date: April 27, 2018 08:09PM

He wants it destroyed! He also hates PYBR jokes!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: William wants.... ()
Date: April 27, 2018 08:46PM

miz hates this thread! Wrote:
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> He wants it destroyed! He also hates PYBR jokes!

He wants the entire site shut down. He also wa ts to fuck babies up the ass. And he wants $1.4 million. He's not getting anything.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:32PM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:32PM

Ftrg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:33PM

Cvbhg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tht ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:34PM

Ghgr

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tht ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:34PM

Fhffg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Thtthtl6n ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:35PM

Fhffg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:35PM

Ggfg y

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:36PM

Ghv

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:37PM

Miz is a faggot

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:38PM

Miz is a faggot!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:38PM

Miz is a faggot!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:41PM

Miz is a faggot.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:42PM

Miz is a faggot!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:43PM

William Moreno is a faggot

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:43PM

William Moreno is a faggot.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:44PM

William Moreno is a faggot!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:45PM

William Moreno is a faggot!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:46PM

William Moreno is a faggot!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:47PM

.William Moreno is a faggot.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:48PM

!William Moreno is a faggot!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:49PM

William Moreno is a faggot,

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:50PM

William Robert Moreno is a faggot

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:50PM

William Robert Moreno is a faggot.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:51PM

William Robert Moreno is a faggot!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:52PM

William Robert Moreno is a faggot!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz was unfairly denied sex ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:52PM

he has a legitimate greivance against lizzie

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:53PM

!William Robert Moreno is a faggot!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:55PM

William Moreno is a genuine faggot

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:57PM

William Moreno is a genuine faggot.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:58PM

William Moreno is a genuine faggot!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:58PM

.William Moreno is a genuine faggot.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 10:59PM

William Moreno is a genuine faggot!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 11:03PM

Fuck off William

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 11:06PM

Tth Wrote:
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> .William Moreno is a faggot.

True

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ffh ()
Date: April 27, 2018 11:08PM

Tth Wrote:
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> William Robert Moreno is a faggot.

True.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 11:10PM

Tth Wrote:
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> .William Moreno is a faggot

True.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 11:11PM

Tth Wrote:
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> !William Robert Moreno is a faggot!

True

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 11:13PM

Tth Wrote:
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> William Moreno is a faggot!

True!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tth ()
Date: April 27, 2018 11:14PM

Tth Wrote:
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> William Moreno is a faggot!!

True!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: is lizzie still writing to peep? ()
Date: April 27, 2018 11:40PM

we need updates!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: back to the top ()
Date: April 27, 2018 11:59PM

Because, miz hates this thread!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Let's see it ()
Date: April 28, 2018 01:23AM

The object that Lizzie clocked Miz with.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: LIL DICK MIZ ()
Date: April 28, 2018 04:38AM

/.,/
Attachments:
small_penis_very_humble-4_tmb-1-1024x1003.jpg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 2 problems ()
Date: April 28, 2018 04:50AM

According to Lizzie, William Moreno had 2 major physical problems affecting his ability to engage in sex. First, he had an extremely small penis, and second, he suffered from erectile dysfunction. Of course Lizzie famously rebuffed all William's physical overtures anyway.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: what is lizzie's IQ? ()
Date: April 28, 2018 07:54PM

has anyone bothered measuring that?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Shattered Shithole Sharon ()
Date: April 28, 2018 08:06PM

2 problems Wrote:
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> According to Lizzie, William Moreno had 2 major
> physical problems affecting his ability to engage
> in sex. First, he had an extremely small penis,
> and second, he suffered from erectile dysfunction.
> Of course Lizzie famously rebuffed all William's
> physical overtures anyway.




The small penis part is true. I'm not sure about the erectile dysfunction. Dearest William is not a shower or a grower. The only reason I let him fuck my ass is that I fear he might go out and breed with a real woman. He rubs his little dinky-doo a few times on my ass and grunts and then just rolls over and starts to snore. WOuld any of you want to have that horrible Monique Wells be the mother of your grandchild?
Attachments:
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sharon ass.jpg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie missed the rally ()
Date: April 28, 2018 09:48PM

AND the correspondents dinner!

Lights out at 8:00!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: trumptardz! LOLZ! ()
Date: April 29, 2018 02:10AM

They are very triggered tonight

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie's SSN ()
Date: April 29, 2018 11:42AM

what is it?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Make another SSN thread ()
Date: April 29, 2018 12:42PM

lizzie's SSN Wrote:
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> what is it?

Why don't you just make a thread about it, and one for Megan while you're at it?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Page 85 Bitches! ()
Date: April 29, 2018 12:43PM

Blow me!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: #StillWinning ()
Date: April 29, 2018 12:47PM

#StillWinning

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hoep mo is keeping a diary ()
Date: April 29, 2018 05:04PM

It would make great FFU reading.

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