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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Poo-flinger ()
Date: April 24, 2017 11:03AM

Lizzie says "William and Chris, keep those deposits to my jail account coming. I'm #winning in here."
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: more nutraloaf ()
Date: April 24, 2017 07:21PM

poo-flinging = two months on nutraloaf diet.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: sprayed with a hose ()
Date: April 24, 2017 08:58PM

In the seven months she has been in the cage, has lizzie ever been sprayed down with a hose? That would rock!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: April 24, 2017 11:21PM

Page 45...............While I wait for trial date......listening to Beethoven.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: which trial ()
Date: April 25, 2017 12:16AM

Will you be covering the proceedings re: her assault on miz? Because I suspect those will be a hoot! Poor lizzie - seven months in jail, and counting, all on account of miz! Will she send her mother a card on Mother's Day?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie via Messenger ()
Date: April 25, 2017 10:37AM

Fuck all you bitches...0 fucks given.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PKvMC ()
Date: April 25, 2017 11:59AM

Poo-flinger Wrote:
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> Lizzie says "William and Chris, keep those
> deposits to my jail account coming. I'm #winning
> in here."


The same two pictures keep winding up on the top of the last 4 pages. Kind of sad that the two people lizzie made company with were both fat, greasy looking, hairy pedophiles.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: some thoughts ()
Date: April 25, 2017 12:18PM

I do trust that justice will be served in this case, and that the sad truth is that she needs to be completely rehabilitated for over a decade before she has even the slightest chance of recovery and reintegration into civilized society.

Make her serve five years for the assault on an officer, another two for the probation violation, two for the firearm, and a full ten for the malicious wounding. That's 19 years, which I know sounds harsh but with good behavior she could be out in merely 17 years.

Lizzie could be out by the time she's 44, if she works hard, repents her sins and makes a real effort at becoming mentally well. She could still have a life someday.

A lot of mentally deficient people don't have such luck, many of them end up in homes by the time they are in their 20's. I believe lizzie is capable of greater things.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR Tuesday ()
Date: April 25, 2017 01:06PM

'Cause Miz is trying to be creative today.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lnnmm ()
Date: April 25, 2017 01:29PM

lizzie will probably be out some time in the 2018 calendar year.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: maybe LATE 2018 ()
Date: April 25, 2017 02:56PM

But the way she keeps continuing the proceedings, she may never get to trial...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 25, 2017 10:46PM

I checked the mail....


...another letter from the ADC.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: that's sweet! lizzie misseS you! ()
Date: April 25, 2017 11:33PM

Poor lizzie! No phone, no internet - pretty hard on a girl who liked posting to FFU 550 times a day.

Are you writing her back? I think she'd appreciate that. Tell her there's a 45 page thread dedicated to her, and that she is dearly missed at FFU!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz aint had no MO ()
Date: April 26, 2017 10:34AM

Tell her Miz is really spazzing out....blaming everyone for everything....ironic that it's Mo who's in the GrayBar Motel, because of Miz. Something is on the horizon.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:25AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4



Wait Mister Postman
Oh yeah
(Is there a letter in your bag for me) Please, Please Mister Postman
(Why's it been a very long time) Oh yeah
(Since I heard from this boyfriend of mine)
There must be some word today
From my boyfriend so far away
Please Mister Postman, look and see
Is there a letter, a letter for me
I've been standin' here waitin' Mister Postman
So patiently, for just a card, or just a letter
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me
Please Mister Postman (Mister Postman, look and see) Oh yeah
(Is there a letter in your bag for me?) Please Please Mister Postman
(Why's it been a very long time) Oh yeah
(Since I heard from this boyfriend of mine)
So many days you passed me by
You saw the tears standin' in my eye
You wouldn't stop to make me feel better
By leavin' me a card or a letter
Please Mister Postman look and see (Postman postman)
Is there a letter oh yeah in your bag for me? (Postman postman)
You know its been so long (Postman postman)
Yes since I heard from this boyfriend of mine (Postman postman)
You better wait a minute, wait a minute
Oh you better wait a minute
Please please Mister Postman (Wait a minute Mister Postman)
Please check and see just one more time for me
You better wait, wait a minute
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
Please Mister Postman
Deliver de letter the sooner de better
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Wait a minute, please Mister Postman
Wait a minute, wait a minute oh oh

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hey Mizzer ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:31AM

I don't care how much money I got to spend
I won't find my way, way back home again
Oh the lonely days are gone
I'm coming home
Yeah my baby, she wrote me a letter

How bou dat Miz?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Judical Drive ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:37AM

Monique, #2044018, still hasn't learned how to spell "Judicial". That's odd considering her intimacy with the judicial system.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: KXhhT ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:42AM

lizzie has, once again, switched sides to team eesh. It's only a matter of time before she gets out. And then this forum will be flooded with embarrassing pictures, voicemails, emails and texts.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie's Miz postings ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:48AM

I can't believe I'm saying this...but I can't wait.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: side switcher ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:50AM

William Moreno may seem retarded, but he is a master manipulator. One need only look at his emails to Megan to see how he pulled her strings to do his dirty work against eesh. William also manipulated Chris Tator into stalking eesh.

Moreover Lizzie can switch sides back-and-forth at the drop of a hat, and has done so many times in the past. When she gets out and needs a place to live, it would be no surprise to see her shacked up again with the Morenos and the felon molester Chris Tator.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizie may return to team miz ()
Date: April 26, 2017 12:24PM

But she will still brutally humiliate him in the process. She may have multipple uses for the moronos, but she hates them.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Loser User ()
Date: April 26, 2017 12:34PM

side switcher Wrote:
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> William Moreno may seem retarded, but he is a
> master manipulator. One need only look at his
> emails to Megan to see how he pulled her strings
> to do his dirty work against eesh. William also
> manipulated Chris Tator into stalking eesh.
>
> Moreover Lizzie can switch sides back-and-forth at
> the drop of a hat, and has done so many times in
> the past. When she gets out and needs a place to
> live, it would be no surprise to see her shacked
> up again with the Morenos and the felon molester
> Chris Tator.


Yea, Lets face it Megan and Tator aren't on The Mensa hot list....neither are Miz n' Liz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: e6TDm ()
Date: April 26, 2017 12:46PM

Loser User Wrote:
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> side switcher Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > William Moreno may seem retarded, but he is a
> > master manipulator. One need only look at his
> > emails to Megan to see how he pulled her
> strings
> > to do his dirty work against eesh. William
> also
> > manipulated Chris Tator into stalking eesh.
> >
> > Moreover Lizzie can switch sides back-and-forth
> at
> > the drop of a hat, and has done so many times
> in
> > the past. When she gets out and needs a place
> to
> > live, it would be no surprise to see her
> shacked
> > up again with the Morenos and the felon
> molester
> > Chris Tator.
>
>
> Yea, Lets face it Megan and Tator aren't on The
> Mensa hot list....neither are Miz n' Liz.


Never underestimate the power of stubborn idiocy.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: GHMNW ()
Date: April 26, 2017 01:01PM

side switcher Wrote:
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> When she gets out and needs a place to
> live, it would be no surprise to see her shacked
> up again with the Morenos and the felon molester
> Chris Tator.


It would also be no surprise to see her shacked up with eesh. Don't know if I can envision lizzie moving back in with pedo after all that's transpired. That would be a bit much even for this wacky bunch.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: half-way house? ()
Date: April 26, 2017 03:57PM

Is it possible lizzie may have to reside in a half-way house for a while before she is completely set loose?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: pay attention ()
Date: April 26, 2017 04:16PM

GHMNW Wrote:
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> side switcher Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When she gets out and needs a place to
> > live, it would be no surprise to see her
> shacked
> > up again with the Morenos and the felon
> molester
> > Chris Tator.
>
>
> It would also be no surprise to see her shacked up
> with eesh. Don't know if I can envision lizzie
> moving back in with pedo after all that's
> transpired. That would be a bit much even for
> this wacky bunch.

She was living with the pedo pair Miz and Chris Tator AFTER she made her infamous Youtube video, AFTER the fraudulent legal billing, and AFTER the disputed laptop incident, which involved the Morenos calling her probation officer and making false claims she was using drugs, and Miz and Sharon stalking Lizzie's house. There were also numerous messages posted in which Miz claimed she was dead to him, etc. Yet she switched sides some time in late winter of 2016 and they were living together in Sep 2016.

Monique has mad at least three complete circuits of side-switching. I can't even keep track...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: XEUFE ()
Date: April 26, 2017 04:16PM

half-way house? Wrote:
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> Is it possible lizzie may have to reside in a
> half-way house for a while before she is
> completely set loose?

According to 3 minutes of research people convicted of violent crimes are less likely to be released into a half-way house. Add to that the possibility of an additional conviction of an assault on a CO while locked up and I'd say she's pretty far down the list for something like this.

If she's in a half-way house she'd have internet access though.

http://criminal.lawyers.com/criminal-law-basics/when-is-a-prisoner-released-to-a-halfway-house.html

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR hump Day ()
Date: April 26, 2017 04:25PM

hey hey

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie is pretty slippery ()
Date: April 26, 2017 07:11PM

XEUFE Wrote:
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>
>
> According to 3 minutes of research people
> convicted of violent crimes are less likely to be
> released into a half-way house. Add to that the
> possibility of an additional conviction of an
> assault on a CO while locked up and I'd say she's
> pretty far down the list for something like this.
>
>
> If she's in a half-way house she'd have internet
> access though.
>
> http://criminal.lawyers.com/criminal-law-basics/wh
> en-is-a-prisoner-released-to-a-halfway-house.html


She got slapped on the wrist for smacking a cop, and for calling in a bomb threat.
Maybe she'll get lucky again...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no internet for lizzie ()
Date: April 26, 2017 09:50PM

Any parole agreement should stipulate that she stay offline. (Because, if she comes back and starts interacting with folks here again, she will be back in jail within a fortnight.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Exaggerated maybe ()
Date: April 26, 2017 10:47PM

pay attention Wrote:
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> the
> Morenos calling her probation officer and making
> false claims she was using drugs


False?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: probably true ()
Date: April 26, 2017 10:51PM

Unless it was eesh, PRETENDING to be miz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it was Sharon ()
Date: April 27, 2017 08:39AM

probably true Wrote:
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> Unless it was eesh, PRETENDING to be miz.

Actually it was Sharon Moreno herself who called Monique's probation officer. The claims were totally false. Lizzie had to take a drug test as a result and passed with flying yellow colors.

Lizzie has admitted to using drugs previously, but had not been doing so while on probation. Sharon made the call purely out of spite.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR THURSDAY ()
Date: April 27, 2017 12:49PM

Lets Go Mizzer....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz made sister wear a blond wig ()
Date: April 27, 2017 02:32PM

as a surrogate eesh!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: TrueCrimeStories ()
Date: April 27, 2017 04:06PM

Would someone be interested in writing up the entire story of the characters in this saga and how they have all interacted with each other, starting from the beginning in chronological order?

There could be some good money in a treatment for a movie that I would be willing pay for....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: HL Peppercorn ()
Date: April 27, 2017 04:59PM

TrueCrimeStories Wrote:
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> Would someone be interested in writing up the
> entire story of the characters in this saga and
> how they have all interacted with each other,
> starting from the beginning in chronological
> order?
>
> There could be some good money in a treatment for
> a movie that I would be willing pay for....


Count on these so called "good people" to give you a history of bogus facts, they are the true "spinmasters"

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: too long ()
Date: April 27, 2017 05:03PM

TrueCrimeStories Wrote:
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> Would someone be interested in writing up the
> entire story of the characters in this saga and
> how they have all interacted with each other,
> starting from the beginning in chronological
> order?
>
> There could be some good money in a treatment for
> a movie that I would be willing pay for....

The entire story would fill several volumes. It amounts to 5 years of a daily hour-long soap opera.

It could be made into a Showtime or HBO series, but no way a single movie would ever do the story justice.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stabstabstabstabstab ()
Date: April 27, 2017 05:29PM

highlights:

miz boasted of baby rape
miz stabbed his father
miz jumped out of a moving car

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: comment on the hanging ()
Date: April 27, 2017 05:39PM

Miz tried to hang himself.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: writing writer ()
Date: April 27, 2017 05:41PM

TrueCrimeStories Wrote:
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> Would someone be interested in writing up the
> entire story of the characters in this saga and
> how they have all interacted with each other,
> starting from the beginning in chronological
> order?
>
> There could be some good money in a treatment for
> a movie that I would be willing pay for....

I'm actually doing that. I need to find an anonymous offshore host to upload it to.
And yes, the entire story is more suited for a Showtime series than a movie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: he was so nonchalant ()
Date: April 27, 2017 07:16PM

comment on the hanging Wrote:
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> Miz tried to hang himself.

That hanging conversation was hilarious. Miz actually said "Comment on the hanging"

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: "based" on a true story ()
Date: April 27, 2017 07:20PM

writing writer Wrote:
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> TrueCrimeStories Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Would someone be interested in writing up the
> > entire story of the characters in this saga and
> > how they have all interacted with each other,
> > starting from the beginning in chronological
> > order?
> >
> > There could be some good money in a treatment
> for
> > a movie that I would be willing pay for....
>
> I'm actually doing that. I need to find an
> anonymous offshore host to upload it to.
> And yes, the entire story is more suited for a
> Showtime series than a movie.


Very cool, you can take creative license too if you put "BASED" on a true story in the intro credits of the film/series. Give him an eye patch IMO. More evil that way. I have a couple suggestions for actors too if you'd be interested in hearing them.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Comment on the hanging ()
Date: April 27, 2017 08:27PM

he was so nonchalant Wrote:
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> comment on the hanging Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miz tried to hang himself.
>
> That hanging conversation was hilarious. Miz
> actually said "Comment on the hanging"


Some smartass added 'Click if you want miz to proceed', and so many people clicked, cary had to shut down the server.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Faux Newz ()
Date: April 27, 2017 09:48PM

The story of eesh, miz and liz

miz boasted of baby rape

> eesh outs miz. Caan and Lizzie are on Team Eesh

miz stabbed his father

> miz's washing machine sprung a leak and flooded the basement, eesh was blamed

miz jumped out of a moving car

(somewhere in this mess Lizzie falls in love with a pizza joint worker, get's dumped and calls a bomb threat in to Papa Johns. Get's arrested/paroled)

> The Moreno family hired a fancy lawyer and blew their life's savings. Get Protection Orders. Caan goes to juvie

Moreno's jump out in front of Eesh's car, Eesh blows horn and gets arrested for violating PO

> With Lizzie's help and lies they get worthless judgement on Eesh.

Lizzie hits Miz with Pedo art frame and goes to jail again.
>

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: and the plot thickens.... ()
Date: April 27, 2017 10:55PM

Faux Newz Wrote:

>
> (somewhere in this mess Lizzie falls in love with
> a pizza joint worker, get's dumped and calls a
> bomb threat in to Papa Johns. Get's
> arrested/paroled)
>

Lizzie relentlessly, by which I mean thousands of times, posts nudes* of this (female) worker - can't seem to get over her. In effort to win over lizzie, miz joins in on this posting.(Hey miz - her insatiable obsession with the pizza worker indicates lizzie might, just might, be a lesbian!)

Meanwhile the pizza joint worker marries her lesbian lover, then gets knocked up by her lover's brother! (I know - Jerry Springer hemself can't find people of this caliber!) Lesbo lover gets custody of the kid and kills pizza joint worker's pet frog.




*incidentally, pizza joint worker violates basic membership requirement of the FFU shitfest by actually being somewhat attractive.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: You forgot a major character ()
Date: April 28, 2017 12:06AM

Miz becomes infatuated with an overweight career criminal, drug addict, single mother, and all around hoe who posts on the site, known as the Hambeast. Miz decides to take advantage of dispute between eesh and Hambeast related to re-posting of the hoe's selfies. These selfies included a photo of Hambeast on hands and knees on top of her child's bed, with what appears to be the rear half of some member of the weasel family dangling out of her anus. There is a greasy chicken wing, a pack of camel cigarettes, and a cellphone on top of the bedspread. A second photo features the inside of the Hambeast's anal cavity which is an odd purple color, and yet a third photo shows the Hambeast being anally penetrated by a negro penis.

Miz begins sending long-winded email missives to the Hambeast addressing her as "Ms. Toohey" in which he coaxes, cajoles, pleads, and begs her to file a frivolous criminal case in Henrico Court against eesh. Miz also talks the Hambeast into giving him access to her Facebook account, ostensibly to search for further evidence against eesh. (Miz promptly downloads all the hoe's nude selfies which are later found by Lizzie in the laptop epsode.) Miz hopes that if eesh is convicted of a crime, he will be less sympathetic to a jury and advance the odds of success for their civil lawsuit. This also represents the beginning of the Morenos assault on eesh's reputation with the general public.

The Morenos engage a Washington Post reporter to generate a propaganda piece supporting their case. Then the entire Moreno family piles into a car for a 200-plus-mile road trip to observe eesh at trial in Richmond. They bring the Washington Post reporter along for giggles. Eesh is acting as his own defense attorney and representing himself in court. The Morenos aim to intimidate eesh and throw off his focus and concentration. The Moreno's plan succeeds and Eesh loses but files an appeal. A few weeks later Eesh wins his appeal. Miz is upset with the Hambeast for losing and almost immediately a graphic masturbation sex video appears online, starring the Hambeast herself.

Somewhere along the way, Lizzie gets the Hambeast to call Papa John's corporate offices and file a complaint about the Fairfax franchise, despite the fact that the Hambeast has never ordered from there, worked there, or eaten a pizza from there. As a result of the Hambeast's phone call, several employees are sacked, including the manager who was the sole breadwinner for his family and special-needs child.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: you left something out ()
Date: April 28, 2017 12:23AM

You forgot a major character Wrote:
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. These selfies
> included a photo of Hambeast on hands and knees on
> top of her child's bed, with what appears to be
> the rear half of some member of the weasel family
> dangling out of her anus. There is a greasy
> chicken wing, a pack of camel cigarettes, and a
> cellphone on top of the bedspread.

Miz's fucking cat was in the picture, too!
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: TGIF PYBR ()
Date: April 28, 2017 11:26AM

Party like it's last Friday...PYBR!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: our daily gif ()
Date: April 28, 2017 11:41AM

comment on the hanging Wrote:
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> Miz tried to hang himself.



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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: GxvkF ()
Date: April 28, 2017 12:41PM

You forgot a major character Wrote:
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> Miz becomes infatuated with an overweight career
> criminal, drug addict, single mother, and all
> around hoe who posts on the site, known as the
> Hambeast. Miz decides to take advantage of
> dispute between eesh and Hambeast related to
> re-posting of the hoe's selfies. These selfies
> included a photo of Hambeast on hands and knees on
> top of her child's bed, with what appears to be
> the rear half of some member of the weasel family
> dangling out of her anus. There is a greasy
> chicken wing, a pack of camel cigarettes, and a
> cellphone on top of the bedspread. A second photo
> features the inside of the Hambeast's anal cavity
> which is an odd purple color, and yet a third
> photo shows the Hambeast being anally penetrated
> by a negro penis.
>
> Miz begins sending long-winded email missives to
> the Hambeast addressing her as "Ms. Toohey" in
> which he coaxes, cajoles, pleads, and begs her to
> file a frivolous criminal case in Henrico Court
> against eesh. Miz also talks the Hambeast into
> giving him access to her Facebook account,
> ostensibly to search for further evidence against
> eesh. (Miz promptly downloads all the hoe's nude
> selfies which are later found by Lizzie in the
> laptop epsode.) Miz hopes that if eesh is
> convicted of a crime, he will be less sympathetic
> to a jury and advance the odds of success for
> their civil lawsuit. This also represents the
> beginning of the Morenos assault on eesh's
> reputation with the general public.
>
> The Morenos engage a Washington Post reporter to
> generate a propaganda piece supporting their case.
> Then the entire Moreno family piles into a car
> for a 200-plus-mile road trip to observe eesh at
> trial in Richmond. They bring the Washington Post
> reporter along for giggles. Eesh is acting as his
> own defense attorney and representing himself in
> court. The Morenos aim to intimidate eesh and
> throw off his focus and concentration. The
> Moreno's plan succeeds and Eesh loses but files an
> appeal. A few weeks later Eesh wins his appeal.
> Miz is upset with the Hambeast for losing and
> almost immediately a graphic masturbation sex
> video appears online, starring the Hambeast
> herself.
>
> Somewhere along the way, Lizzie gets the Hambeast
> to call Papa John's corporate offices and file a
> complaint about the Fairfax franchise, despite the
> fact that the Hambeast has never ordered from
> there, worked there, or eaten a pizza from there.
> As a result of the Hambeast's phone call, several
> employees are sacked, including the manager who
> was the sole breadwinner for his family and
> special-needs child.


Thanks for the detailed history lesson. Hammy really should have had better sense then to involve herself with this mess. I understand her being upset about her pictures being posted online but taking eesh to trial at the behest of Moreno was not worth it. Calling up Papa John's corporate offices was just plain silly as it needlessly deepened her involvement in this toxic forum.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: TOXIC?!?!?! ()
Date: April 28, 2017 03:13PM

This forum is not toxic. It is eclectic.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: did lizzie file tax returns? ()
Date: April 28, 2017 09:34PM

She was making mega-bucks last year. She said.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Mo Cash ()
Date: April 28, 2017 10:09PM

did lizzie file tax returns? Wrote:
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> She was making mega-bucks last year. She said.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: The Glass House ()
Date: April 28, 2017 10:33PM

Exaggerated maybe Wrote:
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> pay attention Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the
> > Morenos calling her probation officer and
> making
> > false claims she was using drugs
>
>
> False?




No, it's quite true. Indeed, Sharon and Richard were calling eesh's pre-trial officer in Fairfax on a daily basis last year claiming this and that. They tried on a daily basis to have eesh's bond revoked. Little did they know that the pre-trial officer was letting eesh listen to those neurotic voicemails since she knew they were frivolous claims.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: if the above is true ()
Date: April 28, 2017 11:05PM

eesh should sue the moronos.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hey, eesh! ()
Date: April 29, 2017 01:12AM

Can you tell us anythng about lizzie? Whht did she have to say in her letters, or is it all confidential?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: our daily gif ()
Date: April 29, 2017 10:00AM

reading these new developments like......


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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz posted............ ()
Date: April 29, 2017 01:38PM

he knows the rules.....
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: may 5th. ()
Date: April 29, 2017 01:49PM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: enough ()
Date: April 29, 2017 01:54PM

This is being sent to Loundon County.....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: misrepresentations under oath? ()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:02PM

What'd eesh lie about?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: is miz posting about football? ()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:04PM

Is this some new fucked-up installment? 'WSH Football Scholar'?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: our daily gif ()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:05PM

enough Wrote:
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> This is being sent to Loundon County.....

"Loundon County (sic)"///





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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: etbjn ()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:06PM

misrepresentations under oath? Wrote:
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> What'd eesh lie about?

The Morenos are upset they aren't getting any money from eesh and so they are probably nit-picking. If eesh had a decent attorney this would be a cake-walk. However nobody, NOBODY should attempt to represent themselves for a matter like this. Unfortunately eesh will do so and probably get reamed by David Trinnes.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eeshlizmizmeg aren't athletes ()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:07PM

they don't play football

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh reamed by the lawyer? ()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:10PM

etbjn Wrote:
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> Unfortunately eesh will do so
> and probably get reamed by David Trinnes.


Which one will enjoy it more?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: WSH LAX HS Football ()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:12PM

Broners, Our new Coach Will, meet us in the locker room.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Mickey Sullivan says fuck me ()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:16PM

eesh reamed by the lawyer? Wrote:
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> etbjn Wrote:
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> > Unfortunately eesh will do so
> > and probably get reamed by David Trinnes.
>
>
> Which one will enjoy it more?

Eesh is a top. Based on the "wish you were here" message from Mickey Sullivan with his ass bared on the beach for David Trinnes, David might be a top as well.

Ordinarily two "tops" might not get along, but David looks like he can suck a mean dick, so maybe he'll just blow eesh rather than ream him.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: mom messed up my PYBR!!!!!! ()
Date: April 29, 2017 02:25PM

fuck off miz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 29, 2017 04:13PM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: cocaine? football? gay lawyers? ()
Date: April 29, 2017 04:23PM

These have nothing to do with lizzie!

Lizzie cannot afford cocaine or lawyers, and is too unfit to play football. (Although it would be a hoot to see Kristie going after her on the field!)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: gay lawyers 101 ()
Date: April 29, 2017 04:32PM

cocaine? football? gay lawyers? Wrote:
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> These have nothing to do with lizzie!
>
> Lizzie cannot afford cocaine or lawyers, and is
> too unfit to play football. (Although it would be
> a hoot to see Kristie going after her on the
> field!)

Wrong. The gay lawyer is very much related. In fact the gay lawyer David Trinnes conspired with Sharon Moreno to send Lizzie fraudulent legal bills.

By the way the footballer's name is Kristy, and Katie's sister is Christy.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Leiser was complicit ()
Date: April 29, 2017 04:35PM

I just noticed that Phillip Leiser was cc'ed on that email, so he had knowledge of the scheme to defraud Monique.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so how does the dolphin fit in?! ()
Date: April 29, 2017 04:54PM

Did Megan stick the dolphin up her ass?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Sharon M asks ()
Date: April 29, 2017 04:55PM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: misshapen head legacy foundation ()
Date: April 29, 2017 05:05PM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: LGBTQIP ()
Date: April 29, 2017 05:12PM

I agree.

-the Miz

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Discuss women's football here ()
Date: April 29, 2017 07:21PM

We have enough girls for a team!

lizzie
megan
katie
kristy
btwb

eesh, miz, gerry2, KKKillaryetc, Gunlover, and ludwig in drag...


Kristy is Team Captain. lizzie doubles as the tackle dummy

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 29, 2017 07:23PM

Betterthanyoubitch/btyb engaging in a contact sport? You might as well have buffalo and feral hogs on the team.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: irony ()
Date: April 29, 2017 07:25PM

I think Miz is the only man lizzie really went for in a big way. Nice, I hope things work out for both those lovable Katzenjammer kids.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she didn't like miz ()
Date: April 29, 2017 07:31PM

She enjoyed the money, the free meals and taxi service, and the fact that she could use him to get at eesh. It also stroked her ego to be around somebody more fucked up than she was. (same fucking reason I like this thread - reminds me that I'm nowhere near the bottom of the human food chain.)

It is crystal clear to me that lizzie always was, and is, head-over-heels in love with katie. She NEVER got over being rejected by that little girl. Lizzie posted more threads about katie than she did about every other topic combined. Or at least it sure seemed that way.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 29, 2017 07:56PM

Cinco de Mayo, another Monique milestone. :)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she also missed tax day ()
Date: April 29, 2017 08:22PM

Or can they file from jail? She'd better have, for all the money she's costing the taxpayers.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 29, 2017 09:04PM

she also missed tax day Wrote:
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> Or can they file from jail? She'd better have, for
> all the money she's costing the taxpayers.





Eh, it's better that she's inside. Maybe she will be indefinitely committed to a psychiatric facility if she acts crazy enough.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I thought they tried that ()
Date: April 29, 2017 09:09PM

They sent her to the state nut hut for a few weeks last fall. The nut hut sent her back to jail.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 29, 2017 09:10PM

LOL You know it's bad when the mental hospital rejects you.


Maybe a supermax prison?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I don't want supermax ()
Date: April 29, 2017 09:26PM

I want her someplace where she has to perform some sort of labor - sewing mail bags, stamping out license plates, breaking rocks, something along those lines.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: MPyK6 ()
Date: April 29, 2017 09:54PM

if the above is true Wrote:
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> eesh should sue the moronos.

Very true, and everyone with half a brain knows the Morenos are lying under oath in support of their vendetta to screw Basl. However, they're sparing no expense with defending their mentally deficient spawn, and no one is willing to testify in support of Basl, and then be the next Moreno target.

Perhaps Monique will provide some blockbuster testimony on May 5.

Now that would be fun to watch.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: April 29, 2017 10:03PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Cinco de Mayo, another Monique milestone. :)


And then Mother's Day..........May 14

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it's documented fact now.... ()
Date: April 29, 2017 10:24PM

...that Michael eesh Basl has seen the rule to show cause posted shortly before his comments in this same thread.

to dismiss any doubt about that, here it is again: he has seen it. he is aware of it. he has even been to Loudoun Courthouse since it was filed and likely made aware of it by the judge himself. there will be no continuance.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I'm sure I don't understand ()
Date: April 29, 2017 10:48PM

it's documented fact now.... Wrote:
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> ...that Michael eesh Basl has seen the rule to
> show cause posted shortly before his comments in
> this same thread.
>
> to dismiss any doubt about that, here it is again:
> he has seen it. he is aware of it. he has even
> been to Loudoun Courthouse since it was filed and
> likely made aware of it by the judge himself.
> there will be no continuance.
>
> /


Why TF does Loudon County care if eesh comments in this particular thread regarding lizzie, on a Fairfax discussion board?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: April 30, 2017 12:19AM

PAGE 46????

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it's documented fact now ()
Date: April 30, 2017 12:51AM

it's documented fact now.... Wrote:
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> ...that Michael eesh Basl has seen the rule to
> show cause posted shortly before his comments in
> this same thread.
>
> to dismiss any doubt about that, here it is again:
> he has seen it. he is aware of it. he has even
> been to Loudoun Courthouse since it was filed and
> likely made aware of it by the judge himself.
> there will be no continuance.
>
> /

It's documented fact now that William Moreno does post on Fairfax Underground, in violation of the terms of his plea agreement, and in violation of state law § 18.2-152.6. Miz is here. Miz is posting. Miz is banned. Miz is breaking the law.

Because William Moreno regularly visits and posts on this board, he obviously can not be damaged or traumatized by anything said here. This proves the sworn claims he made in his civil lawsuit are false, and that William Moreno has committed perjury. If he is so traumatized by this board, why does he continue to visit it?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: From Jesus Christ Superstar... ()
Date: April 30, 2017 01:02AM

it's documented fact now Wrote:
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> it's documented fact now.... Wrote:
> -
>
> It's documented fact now that William Moreno does
> post on Fairfax Underground, in violation of the
> terms of his plea agreement, and in violation of
> state law § 18.2-152.6. Miz is here. Miz is
> posting. Miz is banned. Miz is breaking the
> law.
>
> Because William Moreno regularly visits and posts
> on this board, he obviously can not be damaged or
> traumatized by anything said here. This proves
> the sworn claims he made in his civil lawsuit are
> false, and that William Moreno has committed
> perjury. If he is so traumatized by this board,
> why does he continue to visit it?


There you have it, gentlemen...
What more evidence do we need?
Michael, thank you for the victim!
Stay a while and you'll see it bleed!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: our daily gif ()
Date: April 30, 2017 08:35AM

Take 'em to church Sunday Morning Page 46 bump....Praise Be!



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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: pkMjv ()
Date: April 30, 2017 11:37AM

GNL6v Wrote:
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> Please discuss HS Football here:
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/240

Go away, troll. Lizzie ain't watching no football in the slammer.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no football for lizzie ()
Date: April 30, 2017 04:03PM

lizzie prefers lacrosse players. Just ask miz!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie can't drive! LOL! ()
Date: April 30, 2017 05:18PM

She was so boastful that she had her license, right before she went to jail! Now, she can't drive any where! And she will never have a license again! By the time she gets out, that license will have expired, and she will never get another one!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: FTNhT ()
Date: April 30, 2017 05:42PM

lizzie can't drive! LOL! Wrote:
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> She was so boastful that she had her license,

another lie. She has so many past due fines she couldn't get it unsuspended.

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