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Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 20, 2009 07:29PM

Try and top this. I would get it, but I'm afraid the sheer awesomeness of it would cause my arm to fall off and declare itself an independent entity.

King Koopa, surfing, wearing sunglasses, playing a dual-neck guitar, in front of a marijuana leaf, in front of a cross.

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: Always gets worse ()
Date: August 20, 2009 07:37PM

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 20, 2009 07:41PM

Mr. Cool Ice deserves to have his ass kicked.

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 20, 2009 08:05PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Try and top this. I would get it, but I'm afraid
> the sheer awesomeness of it would cause my arm to
> fall off and declare itself an independent
> entity.


are you sure that isnt a custom temporary "tattoo" or some of that henna dye/ink.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 20, 2009 08:10PM



watch out for the shark tank.

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 20, 2009 08:58PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > Try and top this. I would get it, but I'm
> afraid
> > the sheer awesomeness of it would cause my arm
> to
> > fall off and declare itself an independent
> > entity.
>
> are you sure that isnt a custom temporary "tattoo"
> or some of that henna dye/ink.

Don't take this from me, Gravis.

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 20, 2009 09:52PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Mr. Cool Ice deserves to have his ass kicked.


By the looks of that guy, that probably happens about twice a week.

who even knew that ice was cool?

Or wait, is that white supremacist actually an ICE officer?

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: August 20, 2009 10:01PM

Holy mother. The cow anus takes top spot...

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: August 21, 2009 01:34AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Try and top this. I would get it, but I'm afraid
> the sheer awesomeness of it would cause my arm to
> fall off and declare itself an independent
> entity.
>
> King Koopa, surfing, wearing sunglasses, playing a
> dual-neck guitar, in front of a marijuana leaf, in
> front of a cross.

LOL fucking awesome, he got that from the show "The whitest kids you know", that skit was one of the fucking funniest ever....

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: August 21, 2009 01:35AM




there we go... hilarious.

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: August 21, 2009 02:19AM

Awesome!

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: August 21, 2009 06:43AM

Do a google image search for homer simpson tattoo......

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2009 10:50AM

f-you-forehead-tattoo.jpg

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: 4cebw/u ()
Date: August 21, 2009 11:20AM

funny tattoo Pictures, Images and Photos

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Date: August 21, 2009 11:57AM

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2009 12:05PM

Hot from the back until she turns around:






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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Date: August 21, 2009 01:00PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Hot from the back until she turns around:
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That's why "the reverse cowgirl" is so popular on this forum.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2009 01:00PM by WashingTone-Locian.

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: August 21, 2009 02:18PM

Here is one of mine

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: August 21, 2009 02:19PM

sorry forgot to shrink it

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Date: August 21, 2009 05:09PM

yarr
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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2009 05:41PM

Barb wires, tribal tattoos, and Chinese lettering are all past their prime. Plus a lot of the Asian lettering is wrong.

If anybody has seen Alpha Dog with Justin Timberlake, one of his Chinese tattoos says "Ice Skating."

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 21, 2009 06:38PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Barb wires, tribal tattoos, and Chinese lettering
> are all past their prime. Plus a lot of the Asian
> lettering is wrong.
>
> If anybody has seen Alpha Dog with Justin
> Timberlake, one of his Chinese tattoos says "Ice
> Skating."


i cant quit you!
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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 21, 2009 06:50PM

from back when the redistrictors were taking over the forum:



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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: walkman2 ()
Date: August 21, 2009 07:39PM


Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2009 12:05AM

dont do this to me sweetie.
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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: August 22, 2009 04:56PM

I looked at this one for a couple of seconds, then I was like, "Oh God! I'm thinking all the wrong thoughts!!"

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 22, 2009 10:31PM

walkman2 Wrote:
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> imagine waking up to this
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> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-
> 1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-m
> an-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html


So, let me get this straight. The guy in the first photo below did that to the girl in the second photo? Shocking.

After reading the article, hoever, it sounds to me like this girl is pulling a morning after on the tattoo artist.
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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2009 10:57PM

i only counted 47 stars. and it doesnt look all that bad... it could have been worse. lesson learned for passing out in a tattoo parlor. what did she expect? if you pass out at a party your very untalented friends draw dicks, mustaches, swastikas, tick-tack-toe, you name it, on your face. the same rule applies for tattoo artists

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: Thurston Moore ()
Date: August 22, 2009 11:05PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i only counted 47 stars. and it doesnt look all
> that bad... it could have been worse. lesson
> learned for passing out in a tattoo parlor. what
> did she expect? if you pass out at a party your
> very untalented friends draw dicks, mustaches,
> swastikas, tick-tack-toe, you name it, on your
> face. the same rule applies for tattoo artists


How do you fall asleep with someone puncturing your face with a tiny needle thousands of times a minute?

I suspect this girl did something dumb that she now regrets after her father found out. She came up with this story about how she was "just going to get 3 little tiny stars, daddy, really. I fell asleep while he was doing it, and I woke up to THIS!"

Now she's caught in a lie, there's a lawsuit, her father is maybe just now speaking to her again, and she's too scared to admit that she fucked up and then allowed the lie to grow.

Many a college student has encountered the same thing. He meets a girl at a bar, they're both a little drunk, they go home, have sex, and then a week later he's being charged with "date rape" (I'm not saying that all date rapes are really just a girl's regrets, but that it does happen once in a while.)


EDIT: BTW, don't ask where the other 9 stars are.



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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 22, 2009 11:16PM

i agree with the daddy issues. and i myself have a couple tattoos. it doesnt necessarily hurt but it also isnt relaxing. i wouldnt have fallen asleep even if i was drunk and on painkillers. she made a decision and now regrets it.

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 23, 2009 01:00AM

There's already a thread on that dumb bitch, I think.

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Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 23, 2009 01:32AM

this could be your wiener...


oh yeah she has a tattoo

Re: Best tattoo ever.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 23, 2009 07:28PM

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