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The Ultimate Douchebag Commercial
Posted by: Crack Berry! ()
Date: August 13, 2009 11:59PM

U2 = Pompous douchebag music

Blackberry = Designed for self-important douchebags




U2 + Blackberry = Face melting douchebaggery





Re: The Ultimate Douchebag Commercial
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: August 14, 2009 08:45AM

wow, I agree +1.
Fucking sellouts.

Re: The Ultimate Douchebag Commercial
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 14, 2009 09:18AM

That fucking song makes no sense, and I hate it as much as I hate Bono.

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She's a rainbow and she loves the peaceful life
Knows I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight
There's a part of me in the chaos that's quiet
And there's a part of you that wants me to riot

Everybody needs to cry or needs to spit
Every sweet tooth needs just a little hit
Every beauty needs to go out with an idiot
How can you stand next to the truth and not see it?

A change of heart comes slow

It's not a hill, it's a mountain
As you start out the climb
Do you believe me, or are you doubting
We're gonna make it all the way to the light
But I know I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight

Every generation gets a chance to change the world
Pity the nation that won't listen to your boys and girls
Cos the sweetest melody is the one we haven't heard
Is it true that perfect love drives out all fear?
The right to appear ridiculous is something I hold dear
Oh, but a change of heart comes slow

It's not a hill, it's a mountain
As you start out the climb
Listen for me, I'll be shouting
We?re gonna make it all the way to the light
But you now I'll go crazy if I don?t go crazy tonight

Baby, baby, baby, I know I?m not alone
Baby, baby, baby, I know I?m not alone

It's not a hill, it's a mountain
As we start out the climb
Listen for me, I'll be shouting
Shouting to the darkness, squeeze out sparks of light

You know we'll go crazy
You know we'll go crazy
You know we'll go crazy if we don't go crazy tonight

Oh oh
Slowly now
Oh oh
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The fuck?

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Re: The Ultimate Douchebag Commercial
Date: August 14, 2009 09:21AM

Ever get the impression that U2 has quit trying?

I'll have to blow the dust off of Achtung Baby! and remember the good ol' days.

Re: The Ultimate Douchebag Commercial
Posted by: FurfaxTownie ()
Date: August 15, 2009 11:49AM

I think its all the older tech uber guru's who think U2 is still edgy and control which direction the advertisement of whatever product they are hawking takes. They are same tards who like to put Tina turner and Aerosmith on at half time for the super bowl.

Re: The Ultimate Douchebag Commercial
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 15, 2009 01:36PM

Well, at least they didn't use those whores in Green Day.

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Re: The Ultimate Douchebag Commercial
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 15, 2009 01:50PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Ever get the impression that U2 has quit trying?


They are totally phoning it in. Also, I think Bono really believes that he is some sort of world savior, when in reality, he's just a aging singer for a self-absorbed, pretentious band.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Re: The Ultimate Douchebag Commercial
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 15, 2009 01:51PM

Q: How does Bono screw in a lightbulb?

A: He holds the bulb in the socket and the world revolves around him.

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Re: The Ultimate Douchebag Commercial
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: August 15, 2009 02:41PM

Warren Zevon died and went to rock-n-roll heaven. St. Peter was showing him around, introducing him to all the departed rock stars. Visiting a fantastic music studio, he saw Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Bonham, Mama Cass, etc.

Suddenly, with a flourish, Bono walked into the studio and joined in the jam. Zevon gasped to St. Peter: 'I didn't know Bono died!'

'Oh no,' replied Peter 'That's God - he just THINKS he's Bono.'

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