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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Toys R Us is on the phone! ()
Date: May 10, 2017 11:36AM

This is so classic!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: wowlol ()
Date: May 24, 2017 10:21AM

I will no longer be a toys r us kid.

Please revoke my membership immediately.

Moreno ruined it for me. My innocence is lost. I fear for the children in Loudoun County and beyond.

Sorry Jeffrey....we had a good run.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Geoffrey D. Giraffe ()
Date: May 24, 2017 10:39AM

wowlol Wrote:
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> I will no longer be a toys r us kid.
>
> Please revoke my membership immediately.
>
> Moreno ruined it for me. My innocence is lost. I
> fear for the children in Loudoun County and
> beyond.
>
> Sorry Jeffrey....we had a good run.


I don't think you understand.

I invented PYBRs in the 1970s.

Miz has been my best apprentice.

I could have a mascot anywhere, but I chose Toys R. Us for a reason.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: greatest FFU thead ever ()
Date: May 27, 2017 01:53PM

It really captures the spirit of that family.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Donnie Calhoon ()
Date: May 27, 2017 04:33PM

Did Ronnie get kilt?

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: might be locked up ()
Date: May 27, 2017 10:16PM

Or it's also possible his lawyer told him to stay off FFU and stop screwing up the case against eesh.

OR he might be down in Henrico, stalking eesh.

Orrrrrrr, perhaps tootguy caught him posting here and flailed him.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: stabstabstabstabstab ()
Date: June 07, 2017 11:50PM

Toys R Us is on the phone!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: stabstabstabstabstab ()
Date: June 12, 2017 05:24PM

Miz must love this thread - he keeps making me bump it!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: 'Another PYBR?', I asked ()
Date: July 08, 2017 07:13PM

Yeah, the fucking kid made another fucking PYBR.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Best . Thread. Ever. ()
Date: August 04, 2017 05:34AM

Bump.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: csvs ()
Date: August 05, 2017 04:04PM

stabstabstabstabstab Wrote:
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> Miz must love this thread - he keeps making me
> bump it!


double bump

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: miz posted.... ()
Date: August 08, 2017 11:18PM

so bumbity bumpity bump
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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: kid made ANOTHER fucking PYBR ()
Date: August 13, 2017 05:46PM

LOLZ

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: and another ()
Date: September 02, 2017 03:21AM

Go away.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Tarry Huttle ()
Date: September 02, 2017 12:27PM

where's my bud miz?

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: to understand tootguy ()
Date: September 03, 2017 06:53PM

you must read this conversation. He would like eesh to kill miz. He would like the police to bust miz. He would like some random stranger to shoot miz in the Chuck E Cheese restroom in defense of their children. But it's not in his hands!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: why does miz keep coming back? ()
Date: September 13, 2017 10:30PM

He will never receive anything but scorn here. Miz, doesn't it upset you that eesh is admired and loved here, but you are reviled as a pedophile?

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: i love this thread ()
Date: September 16, 2017 03:34PM

Mr morono concedes miz needed his ass kicked ten years ago.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Chuck E Cheese jerkoff ()
Date: September 25, 2017 11:56PM

curious FU lurker Wrote:

> I then asked 'Where is William now?"
>
> 'Who TF knows? If I had to guess, jerking off in
> the Chuck E. Cheese restroom.'
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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Miz's best friend ()
Date: September 26, 2017 12:05AM

why does miz keep coming back? Wrote:
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> He will never receive anything but scorn here.
> Miz, doesn't it upset you that eesh is admired
> and loved here, but you are reviled as a
> pedophile?

William Moreno's lawyer Phillip Leiser loves him, and William loves Phillip. In fact William even drew a portrait of Phillip.
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phillip-leiser-my.jpg

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: stabstabstabstabstab ()
Date: September 26, 2017 02:49AM

curious FU lurker Wrote:
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> and
> William, who is still HERE, goes into a rage and
> fucking stabs me!'
>


Something in teh water in Sterling...

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: miz bump ()
Date: September 30, 2017 04:02PM

My PYBR!
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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: another psychotic episode? ()
Date: October 08, 2017 02:55PM

I understand the police had to come to the moronos' house AGAIN, last week? How often do they have to show up because of miz?

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: miz, how do you like this? ()
Date: October 18, 2017 11:29PM

I think it captures your entire family dynamic rather adroitly - your father's quiet desperation, your mother's frantic insistence that your father come to your aid, your inability to overcome your obsession with children. A masterpiece, really.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Harry TutttIe ()
Date: October 20, 2017 11:16AM

Bumperman

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: a salute to tootguy ()
Date: November 11, 2017 12:55PM

a salute to tootguy

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: tootghost ()
Date: January 07, 2018 05:22PM

Boo! I'm a ghost!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: time to bump this again ()
Date: January 07, 2018 07:08PM

My PYBR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Great thread ()
Date: January 08, 2018 10:56PM

A great thread when Gerry2 isn’t posting.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: miz bump ()
Date: February 11, 2018 03:54PM

Because miz posted.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: we spoke again ()
Date: February 15, 2018 10:22PM

curious FU lurker Wrote:
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> I drove past the moreno house, out of morbid
> curiosity. Mr Moreno was out with a push broom,
> sweeping the sidewalk. He was doing the walk along
> the entire street!
>
> So I pulled over for a closer look. He was
> sweeping up pictures of little kids and rose
> petals. I asked him 'Another PYBR?'
>
> 'Boo', he said.

> 'Why not LET the kid get arrested?'
> 'Boo', he said.

> 'And eesh', I remarked.
>
> 'Boo', he said.
>
> Trying to cheer up the disconsolate old man, I
> said 'Well, at least his boyfriend moved out.'
>
> 'Boo', he said.
>
> I then asked 'Where is William now?"
>
> 'Boo', he said.

> At this point, Sharon's shrill voice emanated from
> the house: 'Toys R Us is on the phone! You have to
> go get William, or they're calling the police!'
>
> Mr Moreno looked sadly at me. 'Boo', he said.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: tried a seance today..... ()
Date: April 22, 2018 04:49PM

I did the usual magic incantation shit, and conjured up tootghost.

'Boo!', he said. 'who the fuck are you?'

I said I was from FFU.

There was a clap of thunder, and my living room window shattered.

'That name means NOTHING to me! NOTHING!'

I persisted. "But FFU caused great trauma to your family in the forelife. When your son miz...'

He thundered 'I HAVE NO SON MIZ!' My bookshelf collapsed.

I continued. 'And your wife sharon'....

The building shook again, and green slime began oozing out of the electrical sockets.

He roared 'I may have wed some person TILL DEATH DO US PART! Well, now we have parted, and any person I may allegedly have once been betrothed to is now dead to me.'

I was still curious. 'Now, even if you no longer follow your son's travails, you must have some pretty interesting insight into the afterlife.'

He exploded 'Do not conjure me again! You see what I have done to your house. Next it's your car!'

I performed the reverse invocation and sent him on his otherworldly way.....

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: jerking off @ Chuck E Cheese! ()
Date: September 08, 2018 12:32PM

miz! LOL!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: morono crime family bump ()
Date: November 01, 2018 06:43PM

Because, PYBR.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: in honor of tootguy and miz ()
Date: November 12, 2018 08:50PM

i am bumping this now classic thread

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: this is a classic ()
Date: December 12, 2018 06:50AM

Miz posted again.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: PYBR bump ()
Date: December 20, 2018 08:11AM

Miz posted again

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: PYBR again ()
Date: December 31, 2018 12:57AM

Looks like Miz was on a roll today.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: PYBRs are everywhere ()
Date: December 31, 2018 12:58AM

PYBR again Wrote:
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> Looks like Miz was on a roll today.
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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: best. thread. ever. ()
Date: December 31, 2018 04:36AM

Good insight into the now-departed tootguy.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: learn more about miz here ()
Date: January 14, 2019 11:41PM

I wish tootguy was still alive. I simply couldn't bring myself to feel the same level of malice toward him that I felt toward the other members of the MCF.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: To he'll with tootguy ()
Date: January 15, 2019 12:02AM

learn more about miz here Wrote:
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> I wish tootguy was still alive. I simply couldn't
> bring myself to feel the same level of malice
> toward him that I felt toward the other members of
> the MCF.

Fuck Richard Moreno and may he rot in hell. Tootguy bankrolled the idiotic jihad, and tootguy personally pressed charges against eesh for the horn honking. That's why there were 2 charges: 1 for Miz and 1 for tootguy. Fuck tootguy and may his carcass be dug up by animals and torn apart. That motherfucker does not deserve to lie in a veterans cemetery. His vile corpse defiles the hallowed earth of Quantico. I'd like to shit in every one of his trumpets and then melt them into a brass yard ornament for eesh's yard.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: I still support tootguy.... ()
Date: January 15, 2019 12:19AM

i think this thing really snuck up on him, and he found himself trapped. Life started out so promising; an honorable discharge from the USMC, a good government job, a cute nubile young wife, a home in Sterling, and along came three kids. The American dream.

But, slowly and insidiously, something went terribly wrong. While two of the children were happy and normal, the remaining one was an oddball. The wife kept saying 'It's nothing. It's just a stage. He'll outgrow it. You'll see.' Tootguy, against his every instinct, supported his wife, although it seemed that the problem child was becoming more deviant with every passing year.

Unfortunately, the wife, in her desperation, became increasingly shrill in her insistence that nothing was wrong with the child - she just couldn't bare the thought that anything was defective. She ultimately became fanatical in this belief. Fearing for his marriage and the integrity of the family, poor old tootguy felt that he had no choice but to side with his wife.

By the time that the son's erratic behavior, or his wife's delusions, could no longer be ignored, it was too late to take action. Tootguy was irreversibly committed to standing with them.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: ...and then the knife attack ()
Date: January 15, 2019 06:02AM

William always had a violent streak and suddenly turned on his elderly father in a vicious knife attack.
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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: buddy-buster boy ()
Date: January 30, 2019 09:42PM

subpeona is back on Wrote:
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> c
> You better hope you made that post via TOR and you
> have since scrubbed your hard drive or gotten rid
> of it altogether. Subpoenas will be flying. This
> is defamation pro quid and you will likely do at
> least a year in jail and owe me close to
> $1,000,000.00 for this stupid little stunt on your
> part. Just ask John Doe and vexxxed.
>
> It's about to get really fucking real for you
> buddy-buster boy. Lawyer up while you can and get
> ready to be served bitch.


That epithet was first used here

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: makes me sad reading this ()
Date: February 24, 2019 10:14PM

just two and a half years ago, miz's father was still running a household an dliving his life, despite having one problem son on whom he had given up.

But who knew that soon the stress and heartache would get to be too much?

I hope meade's father is not being sent to an early grave by his miscreant son as well.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: in memory of tootguy..... ()
Date: March 03, 2019 07:12PM

PYBR!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: stabstabstabstab ()
Date: April 08, 2019 10:03PM

One wonders how Richard Moreno's relatives feel about the stabbing and other abuse he suffered at the hands of his own son William?
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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: How do they procreate? ()
Date: April 08, 2019 11:13PM

stabstabstabstab Wrote:
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> One wonders how Richard Moreno's relatives feel
> about the stabbing and other abuse he suffered at
> the hands of his own son William?


That is one ugly bunch.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: now, be nice ()
Date: April 09, 2019 12:10AM

They all look like very nice people. Hard to beleive miz is related to them. (I do notice his absense from the protrait.)

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Hey Mizzer, ()
Date: April 09, 2019 06:28AM

How come you aren't in the picture?

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: no miz, no sharon, no tootguy ()
Date: April 13, 2019 12:22PM

I can understand why they all hate miz and sharon, but where's tootguy? Did he take the picture?

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Abusing Abuser ()
Date: April 13, 2019 01:08PM

no miz, no sharon, no tootguy Wrote:
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> I can understand why they all hate miz and sharon,
> but where's tootguy? Did he take the picture?


The rest of the family knew that Richard was physically and emotionally abusive towards his children. They didn’t want to be a part of that.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: tootguy abused his kids? ()
Date: April 13, 2019 03:35PM

I find that hard to believe.

He may have taken an axe handle to miz once or twice, but who could blame him?

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: intake desk ()
Date: May 03, 2019 07:58AM

According to tootguy, Miz is destined to become a ward of the state. That being the case, there's no harm done in applying a few swats to head with an axe handle from time to time.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: make it quick ()
Date: May 11, 2019 09:14AM

intake desk Wrote:
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> According to tootguy, Miz is destined to become a
> ward of the state. That being the case, there's no
> harm done in applying a few swats to head with an
> axe handle from time to time.

Even better to use the pointy end of the axe. Save the taxpayers a load of money. Miz has been getting taxpayer-funded disability payments for years.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: bumps ()
Date: May 31, 2019 09:30PM

Bump for Pedo Moreno posting again.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: another miz classic ()
Date: July 09, 2019 12:40AM

I miss tootguy - he seemed a decent enough sort.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: in memory of tootguy ()
Date: July 20, 2019 06:50PM

in memory of tootguy

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: PYBR bump ()
Date: July 28, 2019 01:45PM

WTF was sharon sitting on?

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: sad thing about this convo.... ()
Date: July 30, 2019 12:19AM

poor old tooguy didn't realise things were going to get even worse!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: stab daddy ()
Date: August 01, 2019 02:40PM

STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: stab daddy ()
Date: August 01, 2019 02:50PM

booooo

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: HJGHJHGJJ ()
Date: August 03, 2019 01:47AM

DJSFHGKLJDFGHBFLKJGHDKFJHGSDFKJHGDLFKJG

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: tootguy says 'Boo!' ()
Date: August 03, 2019 06:39AM

Boo! I'm dead! miz stabbed me!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Gray mini van 2.75 ()
Date: August 03, 2019 10:05AM

hey miz....you better laywer up buddy buster boy.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: miz abandoned by phil ()
Date: August 03, 2019 01:28PM

he has realized he's not going to squeeze any more blood out of the morono turnip, so has turned hix attention to pedo priests.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 03, 2019 01:45PM

Richard can never hurt anyone ever again.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: now now, tootguy wasn't evil ()
Date: August 03, 2019 08:13PM

He was just fatally weak. I'm not trying to be TOO nice here; he was in fact despicably weak in going along with the miz/sharon drama.

But do remember - he paid for his weakness with his life.

And I feel terrible for the siblings.

Being directly exposed to this drama, having their names dragged unfairly through the mud on FFU, watching all that money evaporate, prematurely losing their father, and above all wondering if miz is going to become THEIR problem after sharon croaks.

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: poor guy's dead now ()
Date: August 17, 2019 09:02AM

miz killed him, one way or another, miz killed him

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: stab daddy ()
Date: August 25, 2019 09:42AM

Who the fuck does this shit?

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Michael Josef Basl Arrest Record ()
Date: August 25, 2019 09:45AM


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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: BTW, William Moreno-felon ()
Date: August 25, 2019 09:48AM

WTF was Sharon perched on????

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Michael Josef Basl Arrest Record ()
Date: August 25, 2019 10:05AM

WAs Moreno convicted of a felony? Post that shit it would be funny. Mr. Basl was arrested for violation of court order, had a 1.4 million dollar judgement against him and was forced into Chapter 7 Bankruptcy. That not to mention is googlefucked for life as one of the Internets top trolls ever. Why are Basl and Moreno so fucking ugly and disgustingly fat tho?

Josef Basl, Michael Josef Basl, Joe Basil, Moreno v Basl

https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/5af90ff88d82840a91f758cd

MICHAEL JOSEF BASL Bankruptcy Filing https://opinions.abi.org/0518-115-basl-re-moreno-v-basl



Family sues online 'troll' after son's suicide attempt https://www.fredericksburg.com/news/state_region/family-sues-online-troll-after-son-s-suicide-attempt/article_bd21d364-3a67-5536-ae7c-f41b663f42a3.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/reign-of-terror-online-trolls-destroy-a-virginia-familys-offline-life/2015/07/20/a467f9bc-19ba-11e5-93b7-5eddc056ad8a_story.html?utm_term=.8c26483337c5




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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: teeheehee ()
Date: August 29, 2019 12:41PM

Ya ya ya

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: Tl ()
Date: November 04, 2019 01:18PM

Dr

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: what is miz doing lately? ()
Date: December 07, 2019 07:39PM

I started this thread 3 1/2 years ago, way back when tootguy was still alive FFS, and wonder whether miz has accomplished a damn thing since. I'm no great achiever myself, but in the interegnum I have been promoted at work, hired a contractor to rebuild my garage, taken a few business courses at college, and begun taking piano lessons. Has miz done a god damn thing?

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: What has Miz been up to? ()
Date: December 07, 2019 09:27PM

He's been a busy little beaver, spending entire days baiting his nemesis eesh -- and molesting kids in his spare time...
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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: It's technically a woman ()
Date: December 07, 2019 09:30PM

Getting beaten up by 5 foot tall females

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: an oldie but a goodie ()
Date: March 30, 2020 07:58PM

to cheer everyone up

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: LOL! 'ANOTHER fucking PYBR.' ()
Date: April 18, 2020 04:43PM

curious FU lurker Wrote:
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> I drove past the moreno house, out of morbid
> curiosity. Mr Moreno was out with a push broom,
> sweeping the sidewalk. He was doing the walk along
> the entire street!
>
> So I pulled over for a closer look. He was
> sweeping up pictures of little kids and rose
> petals. I asked him 'Another PYBR?'
>
> 'Yeah', he grumbled, with a forlorn look in his
> eyes. 'The fucking kid made ANOTHER fucking PYBR.
> The cops are gonna bust him if he keeps this up. I
> have to get rid of this before the neighbors see
> it.'
>
> 'Why not LET the kid get arrested?'
>
> Another exasperated look. 'If it were up to ME, I
> would have done just that - about a decade ago.
> But his mother keeps holding out hope that
> William's just going through a stage. A Stage, for
> fuck's sake! A thirty five year STAGE! She thinks
> one day, he'll somehow miraculously wake up
> normal, and then become a famous artist, or
> writer, or some damn hopeless thing like that, and
> all her faith will be vindicated. So, we have to
> keep protecting the kid from himself.'
>
> 'And eesh', I remarked.
>
> 'Fuck eesh. If that fat, initiative-lacking
> shithead hasn't killed William yet, I'm afraid
> he's never going to. All he does is aggrevate
> william's insanity. And THEN the fat fuck ends up
> in jail! Totally useless to me.'
>
> Trying to cheer up the disconsolate old man, I
> said 'Well, at least his boyfriend moved out.'
>
> 'Lizzie? Christ, what an oddball! Sure, he moved
> out,but he didn't take William WITH him. I told
> him, "Take William WITH you, and you can have TEN
> laptop computers, our silverware, all of Sharon's
> jewelry, whichever car you want, and a cashier's
> check for ten grand! No dice! No, he leaves, and
> William, who is still HERE, goes into a rage and
> fucking stabs me!'
>
> I then asked 'Where is William now?"
>
> 'Who TF knows? If I had to guess, jerking off in
> the Check E. Cheese restroom. I keep hoping some
> kid's parent will shoot him. You know, I wouldn't
> pursue any legal claims if that happened. None at
> all. None at all.'
>
> At this point, Sharon's shrill voice emanated from
> the house: 'Toys R Us is on the phone! You have to
> go get William, or they're calling the police!'
>
> Mr Moreno looked sadly at me. 'See? If I were
> calling the shots, I would ignore this, and let
> the police do their damndest. But no. I have to go
> rescue the fat pedophile. Nice talking.'

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: PYBR bump ()
Date: July 04, 2020 06:55PM

LOLZ!

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: went to his grave today ()
Date: July 16, 2020 07:00PM

I left flowers, as I always felt sorry for poor old tootguy

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Re: So, I spoke with Mr Moreno this afternoon
Posted by: in honor of tootguy ()
Date: November 04, 2020 10:37PM

on behalf of a grateful forum, I bump this thread

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