Re: Leesburg Hostage Stand-off
Posted by:
LHSO
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Date: July 10, 2009 02:59PM
The suspect is now believed to be in a home with hostages.
Haven't the criminals watched enough movies and TV to know that hostage situations never work out?
Haven't the criminals watched enough movies and TV to know that hostage situations never work out?
Re: Leesburg Hostage Stand-off
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
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Date: July 11, 2009 01:43AM
LHSO Wrote:
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> The suspect is now believed to be in a home with
> hostages.
>
> Haven't the criminals watched enough movies and TV
> to know that hostage situations never work out?
Yeah, but that was the movies, and besides, all of those motherfuckers were stupid, and well, this time the hostage taker is smarter than all the others and the cops and he's got a plan, and he's going to outsmart everyone and get a plane to a country that doesn't extradite, and and and and and.
Or, really, I guess it boils down to stupid fucks who commit crimes and what happens when they panic.
It's the same with all the car chase fools. I have yet to see one where they got away. (I'm sure one guy actually has gotten away, but that was only because statistics mandates that one in 750 million has to get away, or whatever.)
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> The suspect is now believed to be in a home with
> hostages.
>
> Haven't the criminals watched enough movies and TV
> to know that hostage situations never work out?
Yeah, but that was the movies, and besides, all of those motherfuckers were stupid, and well, this time the hostage taker is smarter than all the others and the cops and he's got a plan, and he's going to outsmart everyone and get a plane to a country that doesn't extradite, and and and and and.
Or, really, I guess it boils down to stupid fucks who commit crimes and what happens when they panic.
It's the same with all the car chase fools. I have yet to see one where they got away. (I'm sure one guy actually has gotten away, but that was only because statistics mandates that one in 750 million has to get away, or whatever.)
Re: Leesburg Hostage Stand-off
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
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Date: July 11, 2009 01:45AM
they need to dress all of the hostages in ski masks and give them fake guns.... watch a fuckin movie for christs sake!
Re: Leesburg Hostage Stand-off
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
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Date: July 11, 2009 02:18AM
Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> they need to dress all of the hostages in ski
> masks and give them fake guns.... watch a fuckin
> movie for christs sake!
and have the leader hide behind a fake wall that they build, for like a week.
And only steal the contents of a single safety deposit box, owned by the owner of the bank, who is hiding secrets of his nazi past in that box.
And cast Jodi Foster as a "fixer" in your little movie/hostage situation.
:)
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> they need to dress all of the hostages in ski
> masks and give them fake guns.... watch a fuckin
> movie for christs sake!
and have the leader hide behind a fake wall that they build, for like a week.
And only steal the contents of a single safety deposit box, owned by the owner of the bank, who is hiding secrets of his nazi past in that box.
And cast Jodi Foster as a "fixer" in your little movie/hostage situation.
:)
Re: Leesburg Hostage Stand-off
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
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Date: July 11, 2009 04:49AM
and make sure spike lee directs and makes all of the white people the bad guys
Re: Leesburg Hostage Stand-off
Posted by:
The Real Sculler
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Date: July 11, 2009 07:49AM
Would it shock anyone to hear that the suspect's from Baltimore? I heard it on Channel 4 this morning.
Re: Leesburg Hostage Stand-off
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: July 11, 2009 11:37AM
it wasnt me!
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Leesburg Hostage Stand-off
Posted by:
formerhick76
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Date: July 16, 2009 08:54AM
Gravis Wrote:
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> it wasnt me!
Wasn't him either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4axo9rmJY
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> it wasnt me!
Wasn't him either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4axo9rmJY
Re: Leesburg Hostage Stand-off
Posted by:
496
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Date: July 16, 2009 09:35AM
It was Leesburg for Christ's sake. They should have deployed a couple of A10 warthogs and sprayed the AO with 50 cal rounds.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2009 09:35AM by 496.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2009 09:35AM by 496.