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What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Advanced Theology ()
Date: November 19, 2015 08:26PM

This…they will believe any dumb thing Joseph Smith said…
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Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Book of idiot OP ()
Date: November 19, 2015 08:30PM

And no one cares.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: The Other Shoe ()
Date: November 19, 2015 08:33PM

Try firing a Mormon for proselytizing at work, telling people about plural marriage in the celestial kingdom, the spirit prison and how god was a man who now lives on the planet Kolob.

Tried talking to him. He insisted it was all there on the golden plates and the book of Abraham (fake Egyptian stuff). Verbal warning, then written warning. Finally, termination.

Now-letter from Salt Lake City lawyers demanding he be reinstated with back pay or we'll be sued for religious discrimination.

I pee on the golden tablets, the tabernacle, and the grave of Parley P. Pratt.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: ask them about ... ()
Date: November 19, 2015 08:40PM


Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Shoeless ()
Date: November 19, 2015 08:43PM

You picked a fight with a religious employee at work. Now you are being sued. You are an idiot.

Go argue with a Jew over the tablets Moses brought down from the mountain and see what happens.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: The Other Shoe ()
Date: November 19, 2015 08:56PM

I'm not an idiot.

He was disruptive and I had complaints from employees and clients about him. He said he felt the call to preach and teach. I told him not on company time or property. I do not think I should have to provide a platform for him.

This goes far beyond selling Girl Scout Cookies or something like that, which is allowed within limits. He was telling people how he and other Mormons would be in charge of lesser people. He said the Mormons in the afterlife could extract tribute from non-Mormons and have their wives and daughters as plural wives.

It was made clear to him, in writing, that he could believe as he liked, but he could not harass employees, harass clients, or take up company resources. He got verbal and written warnings, all in line with the company HR manual.

He left notes for Catholic and Indian employees saying that small religious items they had in their offices were idolatrous. He told a Muslim guy who delivers here that he was looking at "millennia" in a spirit prison for worshipping Mohammad, the child molester.

I'm sorry, I'm not an idiot. If they go ahead and sue, it is going to get ugly.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: vDxn6 ()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:03PM

Mormons are a cult.

They are idiotic, but at least they don't commit crimes like Blacks and Muslims.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: The Other Shoe ()
Date: November 19, 2015 09:09PM

Oh yes he sent out email, from his WORK ACCOUNT to employees and clients telling them the company holiday event was wrong because there would be a cash bar. As he told it, this violated the "Word of Wisdom" and would be frowned upon in the afterlife.

He also had two cases of copies of the Book of Mormon in his office. He forgot those when he was terminated, he wanted them shipped to him. He was told to make an appointment with HR to come pick them up. Come on.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Victim Alert ()
Date: November 19, 2015 10:00PM

Your company must be very happy that you stood your ground and did everything right. The little bit of money it will cost them to defend and settle the lawsuit should not concern them at all. After all, you were right to treat him that way. There's nothing else you could have done, no possible alternative that would have avoided the horrible situation you and your company now find yourselves in.

Let us know how the video depositions go.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: What evs ()
Date: November 19, 2015 11:09PM

Whatever.

The actions described don't sound like any Mormon I know.

If asked about his church, he should answer. But I've never seen a Mormon send out an email ranting about a cash bar or calling Catholics idol worshippers.

Troll.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Uncle Meat ()
Date: November 20, 2015 06:42AM

This Mormon idiot is very likely a new convert. I know because I fell for that bullshit... not just once but three times! Three times I left and later returned to try and become part of the scene. But, reason and intelligence defeated my enthusiasm every time. Today, I am completely inoculated against Mormonism and all such crackpot religious bullshit.

The big thing with such proselytizing is that is makes the dupe feel like they've been given a special higher knowledge. They now know something glorious and YOU DON'T. It is a form of condescension and makes the dupe feel like they are both, educating you and saving your soul. The latter gives them spiritual brownie points for "exaltation" in the afterlife.

The fundamental flaw in all Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Mormonism) is that Jews always seem to be in the mix and thus, the source of God's anger and frustration with Man. Jews are master impostures and make the claims of special status that no other group or sacred writings recognize. The BABYLONIAN TALMUD is their guide and the Jews have been thrown out of every nation since 70 A.D with good reason! The Bible, itself, is false because it was compiled by Emperor Constantine to convert the Pagans. It was NOT compiled to spread true knowledge and wisdom. The Bible is missing at least 2/3 of the available sacred books of the time of its compilation. Fragmented truth is just as bad as outright lies because both lead to error and confusion. Mormonism also builds upon this faulty foundation.

If you want true spiritual knowledge, become well-versed in the ancient Upanishads, the Bhagavad Gita, and the Garuda Purana. THEN, and only after mastering these true sources of wisdom, should the student then rediscover Jesus Christ. Only then will Jesus make sense. The fragments of useful Truth in the Bible can understood in proper context and the role of Christ correctly understood in the grand scheme of things. Jew-free knowledge is Truth.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Gruntled ()
Date: November 20, 2015 06:59AM

What evs Wrote:
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> Whatever.
>
> The actions described don't sound like any Mormon
> I know.
>
> If asked about his church, he should answer. But
> I've never seen a Mormon send out an email ranting
> about a cash bar or calling Catholics idol
> worshippers.
>
> Troll.

It's possible. There are kooks in every religion. If someone ASKED me about a cash bar, I would answer, but I'm not going to tell everyone it's evil. I might explain why I wouldn't drink, but I'm certainly not going to say you are stupid or evil if you want to drink. And I certainly would not be proclaiming the gospel at work, especially after complaints from clients and HR.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: legal theory question ()
Date: November 20, 2015 08:16AM

The Other Shoe Wrote:
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> I'm not an idiot.
>
> He was disruptive and I had complaints from
> employees and clients about him. He said he felt
> the call to preach and teach. I told him not on
> company time or property. I do not think I should
> have to provide a platform for him.
>
> This goes far beyond selling Girl Scout Cookies or
> something like that, which is allowed within
> limits. He was telling people how he and other
> Mormons would be in charge of lesser people. He
> said the Mormons in the afterlife could extract
> tribute from non-Mormons and have their wives and
> daughters as plural wives.
>
> It was made clear to him, in writing, that he
> could believe as he liked, but he could not harass
> employees, harass clients, or take up company
> resources. He got verbal and written warnings, all
> in line with the company HR manual.
>
> He left notes for Catholic and Indian employees
> saying that small religious items they had in
> their offices were idolatrous. He told a Muslim
> guy who delivers here that he was looking at
> "millennia" in a spirit prison for worshipping
> Mohammad, the child molester.
>
> I'm sorry, I'm not an idiot. If they go ahead and
> sue, it is going to get ugly.

I wouldn't call you an idiot.

Is there, though, the very real possibility of a company "laying down" on someone in a similar situation, even though they are in the right, and were doing the right thing?

Meaning, is it possible that, when faced with a lawsuit from an entity with nearly inexhaustible resources, comparatively, a company may choose to go with the path of least resistance, which may in fact be...someone LIKE you?

Clearly not saying it will happen in your specific situation, since I don't know anything about that...

Just asking the question, could that happen elsewhere at a different company?

And if it could happen elsewhere, could it happen to you?

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Henro ()
Date: November 20, 2015 09:17AM

I'm offended with the cash bar thing.

CHEAP Pagans!

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: At Will Employment ()
Date: November 20, 2015 09:30AM

VA is an at will employment state. The Mormon guy is going to have to PROVE discrimination.

I think the guy is a fringe Mormon. They say, on their website, people don't get their own planets etc. If this went to trial, the company could get (make) Mormons explain what they do and do not believe.

A Salt Lake City law firm is no good here. The guy will need local lawyers. They have to be careful as VA courts don't put up with crap, they could be hit with sanctions for filling a frivolous lawsuit.

I also don't see what the company could have done in face of employee and client complaints. The employees could have sued for a hostile workplace and the clients could have taken their business elsewhere.

I looked up Parley Pratt. What a role model, killed by the husband of a woman he stole as one of his plural wives.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 20, 2015 11:04AM

I got some of those Mormon magic underpants, maybe it'll cure my bowel problems?

Hope it happens soon, they're starting to get badly stained.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Rockstar ()
Date: November 20, 2015 11:46AM

Just be glad he wasn't a Scientologist. They have bigger legal resources and aren't afraid to flex them.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Frank S. ()
Date: November 20, 2015 12:32PM

Uncle Meat Wrote:
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> This Mormon idiot is very likely a new convert. I
> know because I fell for that bullshit... not just
> once but three times! Three times I left and
> later returned to try and become part of the
> scene. But, reason and intelligence defeated my
> enthusiasm every time. Today, I am completely
> inoculated against Mormonism and all such crackpot
> religious bullshit.
>
> The big thing with such proselytizing is that is
> makes the dupe feel like they've been given a
> special higher knowledge. They now know something
> glorious and YOU DON'T. It is a form of
> condescension and makes the dupe feel like they
> are both, educating you and saving your soul. The
> latter gives them spiritual brownie points for
> "exaltation" in the afterlife.
>
> The fundamental flaw in all Abrahamic religions
> (Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Mormonism) is that
> Jews always seem to be in the mix and thus, the
> source of God's anger and frustration with Man.
> Jews are master impostures and make the claims of
> special status that no other group or sacred
> writings recognize. The BABYLONIAN TALMUD is
> their guide and the Jews have been thrown out of
> every nation since 70 A.D with good reason! The
> Bible, itself, is false because it was compiled by
> Emperor Constantine to convert the Pagans. It was
> NOT compiled to spread true knowledge and wisdom.
> The Bible is missing at least 2/3 of the available
> sacred books of the time of its compilation.
> Fragmented truth is just as bad as outright lies
> because both lead to error and confusion.
> Mormonism also builds upon this faulty
> foundation.
>
> If you want true spiritual knowledge, become
> well-versed in the ancient Upanishads, the
> Bhagavad Gita, and the Garuda Purana. THEN, and
> only after mastering these true sources of wisdom,
> should the student then rediscover Jesus Christ.
> Only then will Jesus make sense. The fragments of
> useful Truth in the Bible can understood in proper
> context and the role of Christ correctly
> understood in the grand scheme of things.
> Jew-free knowledge is Truth.

You're as wacky as the mormon guy, just in a different way.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: I would never hire a Mormon ()
Date: November 20, 2015 03:41PM

Let them open their own businesses and sit around talking about planets and polygamy.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Uncle Meat ()
Date: November 20, 2015 08:07PM

Frank S. Wrote:
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> You're as wacky as the mormon guy, just in a
> different way.

I don't proselytize. I was once in the Mormon church so, I know something of what I'm talking about. How about you?

I also know something of non-Abrahamic sacred texts i.e. the Upanishads, Bhagavad Gita, Mahabharata, Epic of Gilgamesh, Black Elk Speaks, etc. I only share my two cents when the forum is open to such discussion. I'll bet you never even knew these great books existed.

Dare to step outside the box.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Frank S. ()
Date: November 20, 2015 08:29PM

Uncle Meat Wrote:
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> Frank S. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > You're as wacky as the mormon guy, just in a
> > different way.
>
> I don't proselytize. I was once in the Mormon
> church so, I know something of what I'm talking
> about. How about you?
>
> I also know something of non-Abrahamic sacred
> texts i.e. the Upanishads, Bhagavad Gita,
> Mahabharata, Epic of Gilgamesh, Black Elk Speaks,
> etc. I only share my two cents when the forum is
> open to such discussion. I'll bet you never even
> knew these great books existed.
>
> Dare to step outside the box.


I was referring to your obvious anti-semitism, as wacky. You probably know about the protocols of the elders of zion too.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Uncle Meat ()
Date: November 20, 2015 09:08PM

Frank S. Wrote:
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>
> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > >
>
> I was referring to your obvious anti-semitism, as
> wacky. You probably know about the protocols of
> the elders of zion too.

Jewish and Zionist influence since the 1960's far surpasses what was proclaimed in the Protocols and can easily be seen by anybody with the courage to admit what is in front of his eyes. The inclusion of Jews into the political, financial, and academic life of the U.S. has created a cancer in the body-politic that cannot be cured. The psychopathy of Jewish malfeasance in the halls of power is undeniable.

Again, dare to step outside the box and question what you've been taught. Unless, of course, that you are Jewish. Then it's like telling a scorpion to not be a scorpion.

Which brings me to an old tale: There was a scorpion that came to a creek and needed to cross over. He saw a frog in the water and said to the frog, "Mr Frog, can you give me a lift to the other side?"

The frog said, "No, you are a scorpion and will sting me. The scorpion reasoned with the frog and said, "If I sting you, we will both drown. That wouldn't make any sense, would it?"

So, the frog takes the scorpion on his back and, halfway across, the scorpion stings the frog. As the frog is dying and sinking, he asks, "WHY DID YOU STING ME? We are both drowning!"

The scorpion says, "Sorry, I'm a scorpion. I couldn't help myself. It's what we do."

Zionists can't help but be parasites and betray the GOYIM who help them. They have all but destroyed their hosts (U.S, U.K, E.U) even though it would mean the end of the Israeli State.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/20/2015 09:10PM by Uncle Meat.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Frank S. ()
Date: November 21, 2015 12:03PM

Uncle Meat Wrote:
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> Frank S. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> >
> > I was referring to your obvious anti-semitism,
> as
> > wacky. You probably know about the protocols
> of
> > the elders of zion too.
>
> Jewish and Zionist influence since the 1960's far
> surpasses what was proclaimed in the Protocols and
> can easily be seen by anybody with the courage to
> admit what is in front of his eyes. The inclusion
> of Jews into the political, financial, and
> academic life of the U.S. has created a cancer in
> the body-politic that cannot be cured. The
> psychopathy of Jewish malfeasance in the halls of
> power is undeniable.
>
> Again, dare to step outside the box and question
> what you've been taught. Unless, of course, that
> you are Jewish. Then it's like telling a scorpion
> to not be a scorpion.
>
> Which brings me to an old tale: There was a
> scorpion that came to a creek and needed to cross
> over. He saw a frog in the water and said to the
> frog, "Mr Frog, can you give me a lift to the
> other side?"
>
> The frog said, "No, you are a scorpion and will
> sting me. The scorpion reasoned with the frog and
> said, "If I sting you, we will both drown. That
> wouldn't make any sense, would it?"
>
> So, the frog takes the scorpion on his back and,
> halfway across, the scorpion stings the frog. As
> the frog is dying and sinking, he asks, "WHY DID
> YOU STING ME? We are both drowning!"
>
> The scorpion says, "Sorry, I'm a scorpion. I
> couldn't help myself. It's what we do."
>
> Zionists can't help but be parasites and betray
> the GOYIM who help them. They have all but
> destroyed their hosts (U.S, U.K, E.U) even though
> it would mean the end of the Israeli State.

as I said, you're nuts. Certifiable. The frog/scorpion shit is about as old as worn out as can be, By The Way. Did you really think that someone reading that would think "Wow!"

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Go JIDF, Go! ()
Date: November 21, 2015 12:23PM

Frank S. Wrote:
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> as I said, you're nuts. Certifiable. The
> frog/scorpion shit is about as old as worn out as
> can be, By The Way. Did you really think that
> someone reading that would think "Wow!"
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Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Frank S. ()
Date: November 21, 2015 12:58PM

Sorry, not jewish

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Mormon Kolob Song ()
Date: November 21, 2015 01:18PM

1. If you could hie to Kolob
In the twinkling of an eye,
And then continue onward
With that same speed to fly,
Do you think that you could ever,
Through all eternity,
Find out the generation
Where Gods began to be?

2. Or see the grand beginning,
Where space did not extend?
Or view the last creation,
Where Gods and matter end?
Methinks the Spirit whispers,
“No man has found ‘pure space,’
Nor seen the outside curtains,
Where nothing has a place.”

3. The works of God continue,
And worlds and lives abound;
Improvement and progression
Have one eternal round.
There is no end to matter;
There is no end to space;
There is no end to spirit;
There is no end to race.

4. There is no end to virtue;
There is no end to might;
There is no end to wisdom;
There is no end to light.
There is no end to union;
There is no end to youth;
There is no end to priesthood;
There is no end to truth.

5. There is no end to glory;
There is no end to love;
There is no end to being;
There is no death above.
There is no end to glory;
There is no end to love;
There is no end to being;
There is no death above.

Text: William W. Phelps, 1792-1872
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Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Date: November 22, 2015 07:41AM

Frank S. Wrote:
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> as I said, you're nuts. Certifiable. The
> frog/scorpion shit is about as old as worn out as
> can be, By The Way. Did you really think that
> someone reading that would think "Wow!"

Tired old stories still work because they reflect truth and can be applied to events that replicate the old ones that begat the story in the first place.

Stay inside your cocoon and believe what you want about Zionist Jewish cartels in the world. You're too chicken-shit to try and disprove what I've presented.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: FrankS.. ()
Date: November 22, 2015 10:35AM

The REAL MongOLloyd Wrote:
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> Frank S. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > as I said, you're nuts. Certifiable. The
> > frog/scorpion shit is about as old as worn out
> as
> > can be, By The Way. Did you really think that
> > someone reading that would think "Wow!"
>
> Tired old stories still work because they reflect
> truth and can be applied to events that replicate
> the old ones that begat the story in the first
> place.
>
> Stay inside your cocoon and believe what you want
> about Zionist Jewish cartels in the world. You're
> too chicken-shit to try and disprove what I've
> presented.



I just think it's funny how idiot like you will call a mormon an "idiot", then when you scratch the surface of the name-caller, you find out he's a way worse whack job than the mormon.

"Zionist Jewish Cartels", har. The rational world is laughing at you. Accept it that you're way out on a lunatic fringe.

Re: What Happens When You Ask Mormons For Astronomical Evidence Of Kolob?
Posted by: Most People ()
Date: November 22, 2015 10:50AM

Advanced Theology Wrote:
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> This…they will believe any dumb thing Joseph
> Smith said…


All religions are fairy tales from long ago. Anyone that can think for themselves would know that. Most people though, like to be told how to think.

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