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I have a lamp fetish
Posted by: Foster Griddles ()
Date: June 15, 2009 12:05PM

I have a strange urge to hump lamps of all kinds.

Re: I have a lamp fetish
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: June 15, 2009 12:18PM

Have you seen the video "1man1jar"? There are similar consequences.

Re: I have a lamp fetish
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 15, 2009 12:18PM

Just make sure they're unplugged, first.

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Re: I have a lamp fetish
Date: June 15, 2009 12:39PM

Foster Griddles Wrote:
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> I have a strange urge to hump lamps of all kinds.


Who wouldn't?

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Re: I have a lamp fetish
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: June 15, 2009 12:42PM

Foster Griddles Wrote:
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> I have a strange urge to hump lamps of all kinds.


Lamps are for the unexperienced, most people graduate to stop signs or street lamps


....just wrap the cord around your neck for a little auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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