HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
"My daddy ate my eyes."
Date: May 19, 2009 10:32AM


Re: "My daddy ate my eyes."
Posted by: conVince ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:53AM

Wow, family violence and no firearms were used. I thought that wasn't possible? I thought if guns were not involved everything is always peaceful? You mean this guy used his TEETH? REGULATE TEETH!! TEETH ARE ONLY FOR THE MILITIA!!

Hold on, then he used an axe to hurt himself? REGULATE THE AXE!! AXES ARE ONLY FOR THE MILITIA!!

Re: "My daddy ate my eyes."
Date: May 19, 2009 10:59AM

conVince Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wow, family violence and no firearms were used. I
> thought that wasn't possible? I thought if guns
> were not involved everything is always peaceful?
> You mean this guy used his TEETH? REGULATE
> TEETH!! TEETH ARE ONLY FOR THE MILITIA!!
>
> Hold on, then he used an axe to hurt himself?
> REGULATE THE AXE!! AXES ARE ONLY FOR THE
> MILITIA!!

If the guy had a gun, the kid would be dead.

Re: "My daddy ate my eyes."
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: May 19, 2009 11:07AM

That's hard to say... if the loony drugged-out guy wanted to kill the kid, why wouldn't he have used the ax? Seems like that would have been easier if that was the intent, as opposed to grabbing him and biting his eyes.

Re: "My daddy ate my eyes."
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: May 19, 2009 01:28PM

its all a fable. This is a hidden track on EmenEms new relapse album.

Re: "My daddy ate my eyes."
Date: May 19, 2009 02:07PM

On the plus sign, we have identified someone who is a worse father than Mike O'Meara.

Re: "My daddy ate my eyes."
Posted by: Bonfire ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:21PM

you know.... What in the fuck is the matter with people???? What causes this huge voluminous piles of shit stupidity?? I can't.... oh forget it , starting to rant again

Re: "My daddy ate my eyes."
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:21PM

Playing "got your nose" with a little kid is a fun game.

"Got your eyes"? Not so much.

Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get them peepers?

Re: "My daddy ate my eyes."
Posted by: wuht ()
Date: May 19, 2009 02:27PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> On the plus sign, we have identified someone who
> is a worse father than Mike O'Meara.


on the minus sign, i mean side we have now outed someone who listens to mike omeara show enough to know what that statement even means

Re: "My daddy ate my eyes."
Date: May 19, 2009 02:29PM

wuht Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On the plus sign, we have identified someone
> who
> > is a worse father than Mike O'Meara.
>
>
> on the minus sign, i mean side we have now outed
> someone who listens to mike omeara show enough to
> know what that statement even means


I was referring to Don's final statement to Mike on the old Don & Mike Show. Of course I listened to the Don & Mike Show. That's kind of the purpose of the whole "Mike O'Meara Sucks" thing.

Another dildo playing "gotcha" just got burned.

Re: "My daddy ate my eyes."
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 19, 2009 05:34PM

Ugh.

--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

This forum powered by Phorum.