Sometimes I'll do this when I'm drunk at my friends house, sometimes I use the bathtub. Have to make sure there is a few people so he can't place the blame on anyone. Sometimes I'll look and take some pain killers in the medicine cabinet, once there was a pig that made a noise when I opened the cabinet and light hit it.

You are really fucked up.

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> You are really fucked up.


It is either that or the floor, bathtub works best, don't have to aim, a clear shot.

I've left an upper decker

No, I haven't pissed in a friend's sink. That's shockingly bad manners.
But I have pissed in the soup pot. Made sure to leave before dinner.
To this day it gives me the grins. I hope they enjoyed it.

I know what you mean "a direct hit verses a near miss", I know a guy who weighs about 376 lbs and can't even find his cock when he's plastered. I suspect he goes the bathtub route or he'd be pissing down his legs. Probably uses the lady of the houses hand mirror to find his dick, uses the magnified side to feel his has a tremendously large dick. His name is Earl or Charlie, I forget.

Fuck it, piss in the cat box. Problem solved