when did it become the norm to not accelerate while entering the freeway? clearly you are entering faster traffic and thus for a smooth transition, speeding up seems beneficial. then i starting wondering about the people driving and what they had for dinner. i mean in all honesty, its been a long time. then it hit me... hornets. those fuckers eat meat. all kinds of meat. ham, chicken, lizards, steak, hey mom whats for dinner i want a stake he said. they laughed and it was done. why is the orchard angry? cant it be a happy orchard? i think i have a showering problem. how many times a day is too many to shower? i like to be clean but im not afraid of getting dirty nawwha im sayin? in conclusion, fuck you. have day bitch.
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