The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
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Butt hurt
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Date: January 30, 2015 09:28PM
It's so rough and cheap. Blood after a few wipes.
Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
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Like a G6
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Date: January 30, 2015 09:34PM
You should probably try wiping instead of whipping then
Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
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Marcus Welby
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Date: January 30, 2015 09:35PM
The TP is telling you it's time to cut down on the anal sex.
Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
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flushable baby wipes
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Date: January 30, 2015 10:41PM
I worked at an office where I swear to God they must have gotten a bulk deal on a warehouse quantity of surplus Soviet bog rolls, because that's all they stocked the stalls with, was this weird, brown, unperforated toilet paper.
I probably would have done less damage to my brown eye if I'd decided to wipe with 220 grit sandpaper.
I finally wised up and bought some flushable baby wipes. You should, too.
I probably would have done less damage to my brown eye if I'd decided to wipe with 220 grit sandpaper.
I finally wised up and bought some flushable baby wipes. You should, too.
Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by:
Pancho Villa
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Date: January 31, 2015 12:13AM
It's not the TP, you have been eating too much Tippy's Taco!
Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
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N0TED
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Date: January 31, 2015 01:34AM
pinch it off and move on. tp is purely optional folks.
Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
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GROSSSSS
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Date: January 31, 2015 01:36AM
N0TED Wrote:
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> pinch it off and move on. tp is purely optional
> folks.
O M G LOL
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> pinch it off and move on. tp is purely optional
> folks.
O M G LOL
Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
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brown capper
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Date: January 31, 2015 08:23AM
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Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
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Your Asshole Will Thank You
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Date: January 31, 2015 07:31PM
flushable baby wipes Wrote:
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> I worked at an office where I swear to God they
> must have gotten a bulk deal on a warehouse
> quantity of surplus Soviet bog rolls, because
> that's all they stocked the stalls with, was this
> weird, brown, unperforated toilet paper.
>
> I probably would have done less damage to my brown
> eye if I'd decided to wipe with 220 grit
> sandpaper.
>
> I finally wised up and bought some flushable baby
> wipes. You should, too.
+1 on the baby wipes. Those things have saved my asshole many times.
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> I worked at an office where I swear to God they
> must have gotten a bulk deal on a warehouse
> quantity of surplus Soviet bog rolls, because
> that's all they stocked the stalls with, was this
> weird, brown, unperforated toilet paper.
>
> I probably would have done less damage to my brown
> eye if I'd decided to wipe with 220 grit
> sandpaper.
>
> I finally wised up and bought some flushable baby
> wipes. You should, too.
+1 on the baby wipes. Those things have saved my asshole many times.
Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by:
Mark Mothersbow
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Date: January 31, 2015 07:35PM
If a good crap comes around, you must whip it.
Re: The toilet paper in my office makes my butthole bleed after a few whips
Posted by:
DEVOLUTION
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Date: January 31, 2015 07:46PM
Mark Mothersbow Wrote:
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> If a good crap comes around, you must whip it.
Devo must be proud
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> If a good crap comes around, you must whip it.
Devo must be proud