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It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark
When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear
Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer
But then I was illin because the man had a beard
And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared
So I turned my head a second and the man had gone
But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn
I picket the wallet up then I took a pause
Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus"
A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's
Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease
But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right
So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night
But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree
Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me
D.M.C. :
It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Decorate the house with lights at night
Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright
In the fireplace is the yule log
Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog
The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's
But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols
(Christmas melodies)
Run-D.M.C. :
Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it
It's Christmas time and we got the spirit
Jack Frost chillin, the orchas out?
And that's what Christmas is all about
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide world is filled with cheer
Re: My Christmas Eve message for all you FU fuck ups
Posted by:
fuckin whigger
()
Date: December 24, 2014 09:35PM
Stabitha Wrote:
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> It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark
> When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the
> park
> I approached very slowly with my heart full of
> fear
> Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer
> But then I was illin because the man had a beard
> And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared
> So I turned my head a second and the man had gone
> But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the
> lawn
> I picket the wallet up then I took a pause
> Took out the license and it cold said "Santa
> Claus"
> A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's
> Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease
> But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't
> right
> So I'm going home to mail it back to him that
> night
> But when I got home I bugged, cause under the
> tree
> Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for
> me
>
> D.M.C. :
>
> It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens
> Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
> Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
> And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
> Decorate the house with lights at night
> Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright
> In the fireplace is the yule log
> Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog
> The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's
> But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols
> (Christmas melodies)
>
> Run-D.M.C. :
>
> Rhymes so loud and prod you hear it
> It's Christmas time and we got the spirit
> Jack Frost chillin, the orchas out?
> And that's what Christmas is all about
> The time is now, the place is here
> And the whole wide world is filled with cheer
Re: My Christmas Eve message for all you FU fuck ups
Posted by:
Timber
()
Date: December 24, 2014 10:32PM
shortbusx Wrote:
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> Timber Wrote:
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> -----
> > Its funny how on this forum everyone thinks
> > everyone else is a fuck up.
>
>
> That's not funny.
>
> It's funny that you're a fucking retard.
I shit on people like you for a hobby. Enjoy eating my shit.
Re: My Christmas Eve message for all you FU fuck ups
Posted by:
don't be an ass
()
Date: December 25, 2014 12:20AM
Damaged Wrote:
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> Greymoose is a perv. That Santa probably drives an
> old van with no locks on the inside. Lol
Re: My Christmas Eve message for all you FU fuck ups
Posted by:
Scrabitha
()
Date: December 25, 2014 11:54AM
fourlegs Wrote:
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> take this shit to Facebook fagot Wrote:
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> -----
> > What the fuck is this? A poem?
>
>
> Lol some gay shit he concocted in his mom's
> basement.
It's not a basement. It is a split level home, so technically it is the bottom floor. It is still 75% above ground, asshole!
Re: My Christmas Eve message for all you FU fuck ups
Posted by:
Dont Shoot, Let Me Riot
()
Date: December 25, 2014 12:36PM
fourlegs Wrote:
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> take this shit to Facebook fagot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the fuck is this? A poem?
>
>
> Lol some gay shit he concocted in his mom's
> basement.
It's a RUN DMC Christmas song from the 90's you idiots. Go suck four dicks fourlegs.