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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
jeep guy
()
Date: October 04, 2015 03:16PM
The Troof Wrote:
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> Something I never knew until recently, in many of
> the big chain motels, pull the drawers out of the
> bureaus and look, there's always porn hidden in
> there.
Funny you should mention that. I was in a super8 in SW Virginia recently and I dropped my phone behind the nightstand. When I moved the nightstand I saw two magazines "Juggs" and "over 40". I gave them a looking over and returned them to their hiding place then I washed my hands.
I am going to start checking every motel room I rent.
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> Something I never knew until recently, in many of
> the big chain motels, pull the drawers out of the
> bureaus and look, there's always porn hidden in
> there.
Funny you should mention that. I was in a super8 in SW Virginia recently and I dropped my phone behind the nightstand. When I moved the nightstand I saw two magazines "Juggs" and "over 40". I gave them a looking over and returned them to their hiding place then I washed my hands.
I am going to start checking every motel room I rent.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Daniel
()
Date: October 04, 2015 03:42PM
If you stay at a hotel near a college check out the clubs nearby. I found this kinky little coed near UNCG, and it only took a couple drinks to get her back to the hotel.
Who needs leftover sticky porn when you have fun real pussy?
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Who needs leftover sticky porn when you have fun real pussy?
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
kay nine
()
Date: November 14, 2015 02:11PM
jeep guy Wrote:
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> The Troof Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something I never knew until recently, in many
> of
> > the big chain motels, pull the drawers out of
> the
> > bureaus and look, there's always porn hidden in
> > there.
>
>
> Funny you should mention that. I was in a super8
> in SW Virginia recently and I dropped my phone
> behind the nightstand. When I moved the nightstand
> I saw two magazines "Juggs" and "over 40". I gave
> them a looking over and returned them to their
> hiding place then I washed my hands.
> I am going to start checking every motel room I
> rent.
I just checked into a quality inn and all I found under the drawers was a couple of used condoms. How disappointing.
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> The Troof Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something I never knew until recently, in many
> of
> > the big chain motels, pull the drawers out of
> the
> > bureaus and look, there's always porn hidden in
> > there.
>
>
> Funny you should mention that. I was in a super8
> in SW Virginia recently and I dropped my phone
> behind the nightstand. When I moved the nightstand
> I saw two magazines "Juggs" and "over 40". I gave
> them a looking over and returned them to their
> hiding place then I washed my hands.
> I am going to start checking every motel room I
> rent.
I just checked into a quality inn and all I found under the drawers was a couple of used condoms. How disappointing.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
looky here
()
Date: December 15, 2015 07:58PM
Daniel Wrote:
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> If you stay at a hotel near a college check out
> the clubs nearby. I found this kinky little coed
> near UNCG, and it only took a couple drinks to get
> her back to the hotel.
>
> Who needs leftover sticky porn when you have fun
> real pussy?
Are you a rapist?
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> If you stay at a hotel near a college check out
> the clubs nearby. I found this kinky little coed
> near UNCG, and it only took a couple drinks to get
> her back to the hotel.
>
> Who needs leftover sticky porn when you have fun
> real pussy?
Are you a rapist?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
club member
()
Date: December 17, 2015 04:49AM
I love motels.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
holiday traveler
()
Date: December 26, 2015 09:30AM
I keep some magnetic stickers in my trunk. If I stay in the inner city I put Obama sticker on my bumper. If I stay in redneck land I put rebel flag stickers on. It keeps my car from getting vandalized while I sleep.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
best of eesh
()
Date: April 20, 2016 12:51PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Americas Best Value Inn is the absolutely worst
> hotel/motel chain in the country. They absorb all
> of the old sleazy motels and call it a chain.
I bet eesh would be damn happy to be in a ABVI right now
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> Americas Best Value Inn is the absolutely worst
> hotel/motel chain in the country. They absorb all
> of the old sleazy motels and call it a chain.
I bet eesh would be damn happy to be in a ABVI right now
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Mr. Clean
()
Date: April 24, 2016 03:52AM
Always ask the maid for extra soaps. Those extra soaps come in handy if you run out of soap at home.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
jug bug
()
Date: April 26, 2016 07:00AM
I always take the extra roll of toilet paper. It makes one less roll I have to buy in my life.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Holiday inn for the win
()
Date: May 14, 2016 06:28AM
It is not a good idea to log into any web accounts tied to a credit card number or other sensitive info while on a hotel wifi. I enjoy streaming movies off Amazon at hotels so I buy a Amazon gift card and set up an account with a fake name and a trash email account also with a fake name. If I get hacked on the shared wifi the most I could lose is a 25 dollar gift card.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
motel hell 2.0
()
Date: May 15, 2016 07:16PM
Holiday inn for the win Wrote:
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> It is not a good idea to log into any web accounts
> tied to a credit card number or other sensitive
> info while on a hotel wifi. I enjoy streaming
> movies off Amazon at hotels so I buy a Amazon gift
> card and set up an account with a fake name and a
> trash email account also with a fake name. If I
> get hacked on the shared wifi the most I could
> lose is a 25 dollar gift card.
That is a goddamn good idea. Going to use that one on my weeklong trip to OC this summer. Thanks.
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> It is not a good idea to log into any web accounts
> tied to a credit card number or other sensitive
> info while on a hotel wifi. I enjoy streaming
> movies off Amazon at hotels so I buy a Amazon gift
> card and set up an account with a fake name and a
> trash email account also with a fake name. If I
> get hacked on the shared wifi the most I could
> lose is a 25 dollar gift card.
That is a goddamn good idea. Going to use that one on my weeklong trip to OC this summer. Thanks.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
6WJ6W
()
Date: May 16, 2016 11:55PM
Spa World is a little cheaper than rent still, 24/7, and they let you sleep in the nude! Why bother with a condo?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Travel girl
()
Date: May 19, 2016 03:57PM
Some Best Westerns give out cute little rubber duckies in the rooms, they make bath time fun!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
1970s Americana
()
Date: May 20, 2016 06:06PM
Remember when motels had a fly swatter in every room and those paper bands across the toilet seat that read "sanitized for your protection" ?
I miss those things.
I miss those things.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
nobudget
()
Date: May 20, 2016 06:24PM
Can someone confirm that wolf trap motel in vienna now has flat screen TV's? I wanted to hook up my laptop for a bigger screen. ;)
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
growler bev
()
Date: June 03, 2016 06:03PM
nobudget Wrote:
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> Can someone confirm that wolf trap motel in vienna
> now has flat screen TV's? I wanted to hook up my
> laptop for a bigger screen. ;)
I stayed there last winter and had a bubble tv in my room but i looked in a couple other rooms that had the drapes open and saw a couple flat screens. You could probably request a flat screen room,
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> Can someone confirm that wolf trap motel in vienna
> now has flat screen TV's? I wanted to hook up my
> laptop for a bigger screen. ;)
I stayed there last winter and had a bubble tv in my room but i looked in a couple other rooms that had the drapes open and saw a couple flat screens. You could probably request a flat screen room,
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Jose and Maria
()
Date: June 04, 2016 01:12PM
In a Cheap Motel
Jose and Maria
Were dying to have sex with each other,
But they were each married
To someone else.
So,
The arranged for a secret rendezvous
At a Cheap Motel.
The mattress
Wasn't too comfortable.
The sheets
Weren't too clean,
But there is something that is enticingly erotic
About a lust-filled liaison
At a Cheap Motel.
The Violation of Societal Taboos
Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
The Anxiety of Deception
Causes hormone levels
To soar.
The Fervor in lovemaking
During this sort of clandestine meeting at a Cheap Motel
Is unparalleled
By any intimate relationship
That has been sanctioned
By Society.
Jose and Maria
Retained no record
Of the time they spent together.
Neither did they have
Each others' phone numbers,
Email address
Or connection on Facebook.
This was not a long-term affair.....
Just one-time,
Casual Sex.
Whenever either Jose or Maria
Felt apprehensive.....
Whenever their senses
Were flooded by Fear.....
Whenever either one of them
Became panic-stricken.....
They would return
To their recollections
Of the intoxicating moments
They spent together
In a Cheap Motel
And it would restore
Their Peace of Mind
Jose and Maria
Were dying to have sex with each other,
But they were each married
To someone else.
So,
The arranged for a secret rendezvous
At a Cheap Motel.
The mattress
Wasn't too comfortable.
The sheets
Weren't too clean,
But there is something that is enticingly erotic
About a lust-filled liaison
At a Cheap Motel.
The Violation of Societal Taboos
Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
The Anxiety of Deception
Causes hormone levels
To soar.
The Fervor in lovemaking
During this sort of clandestine meeting at a Cheap Motel
Is unparalleled
By any intimate relationship
That has been sanctioned
By Society.
Jose and Maria
Retained no record
Of the time they spent together.
Neither did they have
Each others' phone numbers,
Email address
Or connection on Facebook.
This was not a long-term affair.....
Just one-time,
Casual Sex.
Whenever either Jose or Maria
Felt apprehensive.....
Whenever their senses
Were flooded by Fear.....
Whenever either one of them
Became panic-stricken.....
They would return
To their recollections
Of the intoxicating moments
They spent together
In a Cheap Motel
And it would restore
Their Peace of Mind
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
tooth fairy
()
Date: June 10, 2016 07:11PM
Take a hotel paper coffee cup, turn it upside down and poke a hole in it with your car key to make a sanitary toothbrush holder.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
motel man
()
Date: June 10, 2016 08:40PM
tooth fairy Wrote:
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> Take a hotel paper coffee cup, turn it upside down
> and poke a hole in it with your car key to make a
> sanitary toothbrush holder.
Fuck you.
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> Take a hotel paper coffee cup, turn it upside down
> and poke a hole in it with your car key to make a
> sanitary toothbrush holder.
Fuck you.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Phillip M
()
Date: June 10, 2016 09:44PM
When checking in with a married woman always pay cash, and use someone else's name.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Firetruck boy
()
Date: June 11, 2016 05:32PM
Phillip M Wrote:
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> When checking in with a married woman always pay
> cash, and use someone else's name.
>
> .
Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
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> When checking in with a married woman always pay
> cash, and use someone else's name.
>
> .
Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Bee Pre Paired
()
Date: June 11, 2016 07:27PM
Two items that a must brings:
A jumbo sized aerosol can of Lysol anti bacteria/virus disinfectant spray.
The family sized tub of Vaseline Petroleum jelly.
A jumbo sized aerosol can of Lysol anti bacteria/virus disinfectant spray.
The family sized tub of Vaseline Petroleum jelly.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
nejue
()
Date: June 11, 2016 08:32PM
Firetruck boy Wrote:
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> Phillip M Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When checking in with a married woman always
> pay
> > cash, and use someone else's name.
> >
> > .
>
> Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
she's dead you asshole. you dont think somehow if you got away with crap before you can continue doing it after she's dead do you?
your ass will pay for it TRUST ME
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> Phillip M Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When checking in with a married woman always
> pay
> > cash, and use someone else's name.
> >
> > .
>
> Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
she's dead you asshole. you dont think somehow if you got away with crap before you can continue doing it after she's dead do you?
your ass will pay for it TRUST ME
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Firetruck boy
()
Date: June 12, 2016 01:12PM
nejue Wrote:
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> Firetruck boy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Phillip M Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When checking in with a married woman always
> > pay
> > > cash, and use someone else's name.
> > >
> > > .
> >
> > Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
>
> she's dead you asshole. you dont think somehow if
> you got away with crap before you can continue
> doing it after she's dead do you?
>
> your ass will pay for it TRUST ME
I was just asking. So I guess it is her? If so that is very fucked up.
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> Firetruck boy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Phillip M Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When checking in with a married woman always
> > pay
> > > cash, and use someone else's name.
> > >
> > > .
> >
> > Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
>
> she's dead you asshole. you dont think somehow if
> you got away with crap before you can continue
> doing it after she's dead do you?
>
> your ass will pay for it TRUST ME
I was just asking. So I guess it is her? If so that is very fucked up.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Phillip M
()
Date: June 13, 2016 09:05AM
Not Nicole Mittendorff in the previous post
Here is a comparison, my married MILF on top, Dead woman on bottom
Who would want to fuck a dead woman?
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Here is a comparison, my married MILF on top, Dead woman on bottom
Who would want to fuck a dead woman?
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Phillip M
()
Date: June 13, 2016 09:06AM
Somehow dead woman got top and bottom, and my MILF got middle
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
milf lover
()
Date: June 13, 2016 09:32AM
I would suck on your MILF's asshole! Just sayin'!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Bed Bug City
()
Date: June 13, 2016 10:33AM
The absolute first thing to do is to remove the comforter from the bed and spray whatever you use (I use Lysol) to kill any germs left behind. If you ever ask ANY of the motel or hotel workers if they clean the comforter they will tell you that they only clean it if there is a visible stain! YUCK!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
maid2
()
Date: June 17, 2016 05:42AM
1970s Americana Wrote:
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> Remember when motels had a fly swatter in every
> room and those paper bands across the toilet seat
> that read "sanitized for your protection" ?
> I miss those things.
Those bands are so cool!
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> Remember when motels had a fly swatter in every
> room and those paper bands across the toilet seat
> that read "sanitized for your protection" ?
> I miss those things.
Those bands are so cool!
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Travel girl
()
Date: June 18, 2016 06:45AM
Saw this at cool waters motel.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
flim
()
Date: June 19, 2016 07:23PM
This forum is stupid
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
highway john
()
Date: June 23, 2016 06:06PM
Bed Bug City Wrote:
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> The absolute first thing to do is to remove the
> comforter from the bed and spray whatever you use
> (I use Lysol) to kill any germs left behind. If
> you ever ask ANY of the motel or hotel workers if
> they clean the comforter they will tell you that
> they only clean it if there is a visible stain!
> YUCK!
Thats good info thank you!
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> The absolute first thing to do is to remove the
> comforter from the bed and spray whatever you use
> (I use Lysol) to kill any germs left behind. If
> you ever ask ANY of the motel or hotel workers if
> they clean the comforter they will tell you that
> they only clean it if there is a visible stain!
> YUCK!
Thats good info thank you!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
interstate jake
()
Date: November 06, 2016 02:34PM
tooth fairy Wrote:
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> Take a hotel paper coffee cup, turn it upside down
> and poke a hole in it with your car key to make a
> sanitary toothbrush holder.
Good tip, I like it.
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> Take a hotel paper coffee cup, turn it upside down
> and poke a hole in it with your car key to make a
> sanitary toothbrush holder.
Good tip, I like it.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Ashley M
()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:21AM
Jose and Maria Wrote:
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> In a Cheap Motel
> Jose and Maria
> Were dying to have sex with each other,
> But they were each married
> To someone else.
> So,
> The arranged for a secret rendezvous
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The mattress
> Wasn't too comfortable.
> The sheets
> Weren't too clean,
> But there is something that is enticingly erotic
> About a lust-filled liaison
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The Violation of Societal Taboos
> Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
> The Anxiety of Deception
> Causes hormone levels
> To soar.
> The Fervor in lovemaking
> During this sort of clandestine meeting at a
> Cheap Motel
> Is unparalleled
> By any intimate relationship
> That has been sanctioned
> By Society.
> Jose and Maria
> Retained no record
> Of the time they spent together.
> Neither did they have
> Each others' phone numbers,
> Email address
> Or connection on Facebook.
> This was not a long-term affair.....
> Just one-time,
> Casual Sex.
> Whenever either Jose or Maria
> Felt apprehensive.....
> Whenever their senses
> Were flooded by Fear.....
> Whenever either one of them
> Became panic-stricken.....
> They would return
> To their recollections
> Of the intoxicating moments
> They spent together
> In a Cheap Motel
> And it would restore
> Their Peace of Mind
Wow!
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> In a Cheap Motel
> Jose and Maria
> Were dying to have sex with each other,
> But they were each married
> To someone else.
> So,
> The arranged for a secret rendezvous
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The mattress
> Wasn't too comfortable.
> The sheets
> Weren't too clean,
> But there is something that is enticingly erotic
> About a lust-filled liaison
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The Violation of Societal Taboos
> Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
> The Anxiety of Deception
> Causes hormone levels
> To soar.
> The Fervor in lovemaking
> During this sort of clandestine meeting at a
> Cheap Motel
> Is unparalleled
> By any intimate relationship
> That has been sanctioned
> By Society.
> Jose and Maria
> Retained no record
> Of the time they spent together.
> Neither did they have
> Each others' phone numbers,
> Email address
> Or connection on Facebook.
> This was not a long-term affair.....
> Just one-time,
> Casual Sex.
> Whenever either Jose or Maria
> Felt apprehensive.....
> Whenever their senses
> Were flooded by Fear.....
> Whenever either one of them
> Became panic-stricken.....
> They would return
> To their recollections
> Of the intoxicating moments
> They spent together
> In a Cheap Motel
> And it would restore
> Their Peace of Mind
Wow!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
cheap travel
()
Date: January 14, 2017 10:21AM
If you're flexible about where you can spend the night you can save a buttload of money with hoteltonight. All about last minute deals on the cheap.
https://www.hoteltonight.com/
https://www.hoteltonight.com/
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Fred 75
()
Date: January 14, 2017 02:24PM
Avoid Americas best value inns.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Fla Harold
()
Date: February 09, 2017 07:39AM
There should be nothing here I don’t remember . . .
My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
from sand. I should still be eight years old
dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
that should still be, but isn’t. I want to blame
the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
from sand. I should still be eight years old
dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
that should still be, but isn’t. I want to blame
the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Whutt???
()
Date: February 09, 2017 02:48PM
Fla Harold Wrote:
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> There should be nothing here I don’t remember .
> . .
>
> My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
> rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
> from sand. I should still be eight years old
> dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
> I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
> I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
> looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
> that should still be, but isn’t. I want to blame
>
> the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
> and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
> with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
> to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
> I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
> and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
WTF?
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> There should be nothing here I don’t remember .
> . .
>
> My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
> rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
> from sand. I should still be eight years old
> dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
> I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
> I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
> looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
> that should still be, but isn’t. I want to blame
>
> the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
> and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
> with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
> to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
> I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
> and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
WTF?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
pedo spotter
()
Date: February 09, 2017 02:54PM
Whutt??? Wrote:
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> Fla Harold Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There should be nothing here I don’t remember
> .
> > . .
> >
> > My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
> > rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
> > from sand. I should still be eight years old
> > dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
> > I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
> > I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
>
> > looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
> > that should still be, but isn’t. I want to
> blame
> >
> > the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
>
> > and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
>
> > with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
> > to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
> > I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
>
> > and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
>
>
> WTF?
That post reeks of William Moreno. He was here posting this morning and must have dropped that piece of crap when he couldn't find the litterbox.
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> Fla Harold Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There should be nothing here I don’t remember
> .
> > . .
> >
> > My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
> > rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
> > from sand. I should still be eight years old
> > dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
> > I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
> > I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
>
> > looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
> > that should still be, but isn’t. I want to
> blame
> >
> > the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
>
> > and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
>
> > with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
> > to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
> > I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
>
> > and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
>
>
> WTF?
That post reeks of William Moreno. He was here posting this morning and must have dropped that piece of crap when he couldn't find the litterbox.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
frugal traveller
()
Date: April 16, 2017 04:16AM
Complain about something at Hampton inn and get the night for free!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Fred 75
()
Date: April 16, 2017 08:53AM
I take the pen, soap, shampoo, lotion and the extra roll of toilet paper. If I walk past a unguarded housekeeper cart I score extra soaps and pens too.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
room key
()
Date: April 25, 2017 09:43AM
1970s Americana Wrote:
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> Remember when motels had a fly swatter in every
> room and those paper bands across the toilet seat
> that read "sanitized for your protection" ?
> I miss those things.
Plus real drinking glasses wrapped in paper.
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> Remember when motels had a fly swatter in every
> room and those paper bands across the toilet seat
> that read "sanitized for your protection" ?
> I miss those things.
Plus real drinking glasses wrapped in paper.
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Posted by:
giga what
()
Date: May 23, 2017 10:38AM
I like the tip about the hand warmer on the thermostat. I tried it and it works great!
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Posted by:
Flight Attendant
()
Date: August 06, 2017 06:46AM
Hang your clothes up in the bathroom and run hot water in the shower to steam them and remove wrinkles.
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Posted by:
bedsheets
()
Date: August 06, 2017 01:10PM
Hotel tonight app is good.
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Posted by:
bizzniz travel
()
Date: August 06, 2017 03:41PM
Carry a working smoke detector in your luggage and set it out somewhere in the room.
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Posted by:
hotelmotelholidayinn
()
Date: September 08, 2017 03:04AM
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Posted by:
Laquinta inn
()
Date: January 10, 2018 12:36PM
I like LaQuntia inns.
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Posted by:
Is This Gross?
()
Date: January 10, 2018 01:07PM
I usually shave my pubic hair in hotel rooms. I do on the carpet.
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Posted by:
Damn.
()
Date: January 11, 2018 01:50PM
weirdo2 Wrote:
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> I like to coat the remote control with jizz and
> let it dry on the heat-ac unit.
> Is that wrong?
Damn.
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> I like to coat the remote control with jizz and
> let it dry on the heat-ac unit.
> Is that wrong?
Damn.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Be Smart
()
Date: January 11, 2018 05:31PM
I always put the remote in a plastic bag before I use it. I also bring some Formula 409 and spray everything I am going to touch (light switch, door handle, etc) and wipe it down with a hotel towel. Sounds like alot, but only takes a couple of minutes.
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Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: January 17, 2018 12:29PM
Is taking the extra roll of toilet paper stealing?
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Posted by:
Buziness travel
()
Date: February 23, 2018 09:48AM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> Is taking the extra roll of toilet paper stealing?
No that is fair game just like soaps, shampoo and coffee packets.
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> Is taking the extra roll of toilet paper stealing?
No that is fair game just like soaps, shampoo and coffee packets.
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Posted by:
Lie Sol
()
Date: April 02, 2018 08:14PM
Be Smart Wrote:
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> I always put the remote in a plastic bag before I
> use it. I also bring some Formula 409 and spray
> everything I am going to touch (light switch, door
> handle, etc) and wipe it down with a hotel towel.
> Sounds like alot, but only takes a couple of
> minutes.
Lysol is better.
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> I always put the remote in a plastic bag before I
> use it. I also bring some Formula 409 and spray
> everything I am going to touch (light switch, door
> handle, etc) and wipe it down with a hotel towel.
> Sounds like alot, but only takes a couple of
> minutes.
Lysol is better.
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Posted by:
Charmin
()
Date: April 02, 2018 10:36PM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> Is taking the extra roll of toilet paper stealing?
Yes
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> Is taking the extra roll of toilet paper stealing?
Yes
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
uhh
()
Date: April 23, 2018 01:24PM
You can boil eggs in the coffeemaker.
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Posted by:
Fire tips
()
Date: May 26, 2018 03:33PM
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Posted by:
Electric car driver
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Date: June 05, 2018 02:18PM
Hiltons have charging stations for electric cars.
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Posted by:
SapoRToM
()
Date: June 08, 2018 08:15AM
Phillip M Wrote:
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> Not Nicole Mittendorff in the previous post
>
> Here is a comparison, my married MILF on top, Dead
> woman on bottom
>
> Who would want to fuck a dead woman?
LOL totally not what i thought this thread was about but i'd fuck this blonde piece of ass for sure. looks like she can take it.
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> Not Nicole Mittendorff in the previous post
>
> Here is a comparison, my married MILF on top, Dead
> woman on bottom
>
> Who would want to fuck a dead woman?
LOL totally not what i thought this thread was about but i'd fuck this blonde piece of ass for sure. looks like she can take it.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Tiny
()
Date: June 08, 2018 10:26PM
Remember that if you puck up a fuck at the hotel bar to always, and I mean always, go back to her room. If you can leave the door open a crack so that your bro can sneak in and take a picture or two, that is great. Maybe she'll let him join in.
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Posted by:
8 super
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Date: June 23, 2018 07:04AM
Super 8 is a pretty low end motel but what I do like about Super 8 is that most of them have windows that actually open. Fresh air is important to me when I am staying in a room loaded with VOC's and cleaning chemical fumes. I put up with the less than perfect rooms and the lack of elevators to get fresh air. I always ask for a second floor room, generally the 3rd floor is the smoking rooms floor. The first floor is for senior citizens who cannot deal with the stairs and so they can get out easily in a fire. 2nd floor is perfect! This is a typical super 8 room.
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Posted by:
motel client
()
Date: June 23, 2018 12:53PM
Always tuck a note like this into the lower end of the bedsheets before you leave to help the next guest.
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Posted by:
uganda resident
()
Date: July 21, 2018 08:29AM
8 super Wrote:
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> Super 8 is a pretty low end motel but what I do
> like about Super 8 is that most of them have
> windows that actually open. Fresh air is important
> to me when I am staying in a room loaded with
> VOC's and cleaning chemical fumes. I put up with
> the less than perfect rooms and the lack of
> elevators to get fresh air. I always ask for a
> second floor room, generally the 3rd floor is the
> smoking rooms floor. The first floor is for senior
> citizens who cannot deal with the stairs and so
> they can get out easily in a fire. 2nd floor is
> perfect! This is a typical super 8 room.
Looks like luxury to me.
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> Super 8 is a pretty low end motel but what I do
> like about Super 8 is that most of them have
> windows that actually open. Fresh air is important
> to me when I am staying in a room loaded with
> VOC's and cleaning chemical fumes. I put up with
> the less than perfect rooms and the lack of
> elevators to get fresh air. I always ask for a
> second floor room, generally the 3rd floor is the
> smoking rooms floor. The first floor is for senior
> citizens who cannot deal with the stairs and so
> they can get out easily in a fire. 2nd floor is
> perfect! This is a typical super 8 room.
Looks like luxury to me.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Ronnie Calhoun
()
Date: July 21, 2018 04:08PM
Don’t stay in any motel in GA or FL under $40 a night. Just don’t
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Hey Mizzer,
()
Date: July 21, 2018 05:12PM
Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Don’t stay in any motel in GA or FL under $40 a
> night. Just don’t
Any fleabag would be nicer than the house of Horrors on Riverview Ct. By the way, your house is infested with mold.
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> Don’t stay in any motel in GA or FL under $40 a
> night. Just don’t
Any fleabag would be nicer than the house of Horrors on Riverview Ct. By the way, your house is infested with mold.
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Posted by:
remember the pics?
()
Date: July 21, 2018 05:16PM
lizzie posted several pics of miz's apartment - it was really fucking gross. Not just the iconic mattress; she also put up shots of his kitchen and bathroom.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
cereal eater
()
Date: July 22, 2018 06:39AM
remember the pics? Wrote:
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> lizzie posted several pics of miz's apartment - it
> was really fucking gross. Not just the iconic
> mattress; she also put up shots of his kitchen and
> bathroom.
The mattress was a show. after a few months it looked like this,
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> lizzie posted several pics of miz's apartment - it
> was really fucking gross. Not just the iconic
> mattress; she also put up shots of his kitchen and
> bathroom.
The mattress was a show. after a few months it looked like this,
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Posted by:
Ronnie Calhoun
()
Date: July 22, 2018 07:36AM
cereal eater Wrote:
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> remember the pics? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lizzie posted several pics of miz's apartment -
> it
> > was really fucking gross. Not just the iconic
> > mattress; she also put up shots of his kitchen
> and
> > bathroom.
>
> The mattress was a show. after a few months it
> looked like this,
Yuck! Mattress Warehouse
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> remember the pics? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lizzie posted several pics of miz's apartment -
> it
> > was really fucking gross. Not just the iconic
> > mattress; she also put up shots of his kitchen
> and
> > bathroom.
>
> The mattress was a show. after a few months it
> looked like this,
Yuck! Mattress Warehouse
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Ron/miz is a
()
Date: July 22, 2018 12:54PM
...fucking pig...did you see his apartment...Jesus Christ!
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Posted by:
Ronnie Calhoun
()
Date: July 22, 2018 02:59PM
Ron/miz is a Wrote:
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> ...fucking pig...did you see his apartment...Jesus
> Christ!
No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
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> ...fucking pig...did you see his apartment...Jesus
> Christ!
No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
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Posted by:
Connnie Ralhoun
()
Date: July 22, 2018 03:09PM
Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Ron/miz is a Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...fucking pig...did you see his
> apartment...Jesus
> > Christ!
>
>
> No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
Yup we all did along with your filthy bare mattress.
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> Ron/miz is a Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...fucking pig...did you see his
> apartment...Jesus
> > Christ!
>
>
> No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
Yup we all did along with your filthy bare mattress.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Ronnie Calhoun
()
Date: July 22, 2018 03:47PM
Connnie Ralhoun Wrote:
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> Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ron/miz is a Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...fucking pig...did you see his
> > apartment...Jesus
> > > Christ!
> >
> >
> > No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
>
> Yup we all did along with your filthy bare
> mattress.
Nope. Pretty sure you didn’t. Unlike “miz,” I use bed sheets. Btw you have any other insults besides “miz,” and his family?
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> Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ron/miz is a Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...fucking pig...did you see his
> > apartment...Jesus
> > > Christ!
> >
> >
> > No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
>
> Yup we all did along with your filthy bare
> mattress.
Nope. Pretty sure you didn’t. Unlike “miz,” I use bed sheets. Btw you have any other insults besides “miz,” and his family?
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Posted by:
The mattress of Miz/Ronnie
()
Date: July 22, 2018 04:17PM
Nope, no sheets in sight. Just some kind of ratty smelly duvet as nesting material. Megan Elizabeth Price doesn't use sheets either. Evidently it is a common symptom of whatever mental illness you two fuck-wits are afflicted with.
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Posted by:
Ronnie Calhoun
()
Date: July 22, 2018 04:26PM
The mattress of Miz/Ronnie Wrote:
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> Nope, no sheets in sight. Just some kind of ratty
> smelly duvet as nesting material. Megan Elizabeth
> Price doesn't use sheets either. Evidently it is
> a common symptom of whatever mental illness you
> two fuck-wits are afflicted with.
Nope not my bed. You and your husband’s bed maybe? Lol
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> Nope, no sheets in sight. Just some kind of ratty
> smelly duvet as nesting material. Megan Elizabeth
> Price doesn't use sheets either. Evidently it is
> a common symptom of whatever mental illness you
> two fuck-wits are afflicted with.
Nope not my bed. You and your husband’s bed maybe? Lol
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Posted by:
family lived in squallor
()
Date: July 22, 2018 04:45PM
The pics of his parents' house - the place looked so dirty. No maintenance was being performed, ever. No wonder the washing machine hoses blew out.
It made me very sad - they had a grown son living at home, not doing jack shit with his time, who could have hit the Home Depot and picked up some paint, maybe purchased himself a basic set of tools (regardless of your chosen career, by young adulthood you should be collecting some basic home repar tools), maybe rented a power washer.
I would never let my house get like that, and most certainly wouldn't let my parents live in a filthy run down house like that.
How the fuck did miz ever find that acceptable?
It made me very sad - they had a grown son living at home, not doing jack shit with his time, who could have hit the Home Depot and picked up some paint, maybe purchased himself a basic set of tools (regardless of your chosen career, by young adulthood you should be collecting some basic home repar tools), maybe rented a power washer.
I would never let my house get like that, and most certainly wouldn't let my parents live in a filthy run down house like that.
How the fuck did miz ever find that acceptable?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Marcus Little
()
Date: July 24, 2018 08:48AM
The last time I stayed at a hotel was out in LA. There was a Mary Kay convection the same week. Me and the boys got friendly with this married little white woman, and spent a lot of time up in her room.
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Posted by:
Jimmy S
()
Date: October 10, 2018 09:15AM
Always take your woves friends to a hotel. It's harder for your wife to find out about it.
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Posted by:
git rer
()
Date: November 09, 2018 09:06AM
Radisson Valley Forge PA has Gilligan's island themed rooms.
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Posted by:
dicks.
()
Date: November 10, 2018 04:21AM
Dicks.
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Posted by:
Gerald
()
Date: November 11, 2018 12:56AM
I ran into this hot little bride to be the night before her wedding. Luckily she already had a hotel room at the Hampton Inn on Fairfax.
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Posted by:
meade says, 'bring an enema'
()
Date: November 11, 2018 04:16AM
and some kaopectate plus your own shampoo. And watch out for bedbugs.
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Posted by:
bedbug patrol
()
Date: April 07, 2019 03:00PM
cheap travel Wrote:
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> If you're flexible about where you can spend the
> night you can save a buttload of money with
> hoteltonight. All about last minute deals on the
> cheap.
>
> https://www.hoteltonight.com/
Tried it. It's no better than Tripadvisor or Kayak.
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> If you're flexible about where you can spend the
> night you can save a buttload of money with
> hoteltonight. All about last minute deals on the
> cheap.
>
> https://www.hoteltonight.com/
Tried it. It's no better than Tripadvisor or Kayak.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
I-81 traveler
()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:53PM
It is a good idea to bring your own CO detector. Especially if you are going to the Dominican Republic.
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Posted by:
jizzy
()
Date: November 17, 2019 01:07PM
big one Wrote:
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> If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill flush
> and drain it before you get in.
> Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
Damn, never thought of that. Could be jizz in the pumps.
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> If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill flush
> and drain it before you get in.
> Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
Damn, never thought of that. Could be jizz in the pumps.
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Posted by:
valentine special
()
Date: February 14, 2020 05:24PM
jizzy Wrote:
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> big one Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill
> flush
> > and drain it before you get in.
> > Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
>
>
> Damn, never thought of that. Could be jizz in the
> pumps.
I am never using a hotel Jacuzzi again.
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> big one Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill
> flush
> > and drain it before you get in.
> > Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
>
>
> Damn, never thought of that. Could be jizz in the
> pumps.
I am never using a hotel Jacuzzi again.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
stimpy
()
Date: February 15, 2020 02:13PM
Buy a used prepaid phone off craigslist and pay cash for it. Buy a data card for it at a mom and pop store with no cameras and pay cash. Set up a router in the hotel, hotspot a network and name it similar to the hotel wiFi names. People will log on and you can fuck with them.
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Posted by:
Aloft
()
Date: February 16, 2020 08:07AM
Jose and Maria Wrote:
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> In a Cheap Motel
> Jose and Maria
> Were dying to have sex with each other,
> But they were each married
> To someone else.
> So,
> The arranged for a secret rendezvous
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The mattress
> Wasn't too comfortable.
> The sheets
> Weren't too clean,
> But there is something that is enticingly erotic
> About a lust-filled liaison
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The Violation of Societal Taboos
> Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
> The Anxiety of Deception
> Causes hormone levels
> To soar.
> The Fervor in lovemaking
> During this sort of clandestine meeting at a
> Cheap Motel
> Is unparalleled
> By any intimate relationship
> That has been sanctioned
> By Society.
> Jose and Maria
> Retained no record
> Of the time they spent together.
> Neither did they have
> Each others' phone numbers,
> Email address
> Or connection on Facebook.
> This was not a long-term affair.....
> Just one-time,
> Casual Sex.
> Whenever either Jose or Maria
> Felt apprehensive.....
> Whenever their senses
> Were flooded by Fear.....
> Whenever either one of them
> Became panic-stricken.....
> They would return
> To their recollections
> Of the intoxicating moments
> They spent together
> In a Cheap Motel
> And it would restore
> Their Peace of Mind
Lovely story!
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> In a Cheap Motel
> Jose and Maria
> Were dying to have sex with each other,
> But they were each married
> To someone else.
> So,
> The arranged for a secret rendezvous
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The mattress
> Wasn't too comfortable.
> The sheets
> Weren't too clean,
> But there is something that is enticingly erotic
> About a lust-filled liaison
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The Violation of Societal Taboos
> Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
> The Anxiety of Deception
> Causes hormone levels
> To soar.
> The Fervor in lovemaking
> During this sort of clandestine meeting at a
> Cheap Motel
> Is unparalleled
> By any intimate relationship
> That has been sanctioned
> By Society.
> Jose and Maria
> Retained no record
> Of the time they spent together.
> Neither did they have
> Each others' phone numbers,
> Email address
> Or connection on Facebook.
> This was not a long-term affair.....
> Just one-time,
> Casual Sex.
> Whenever either Jose or Maria
> Felt apprehensive.....
> Whenever their senses
> Were flooded by Fear.....
> Whenever either one of them
> Became panic-stricken.....
> They would return
> To their recollections
> Of the intoxicating moments
> They spent together
> In a Cheap Motel
> And it would restore
> Their Peace of Mind
Lovely story!
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Posted by:
3 tips
()
Date: May 31, 2020 09:26AM
3 tips
Lysol Lysol Lysol.
Lysol Lysol Lysol.
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Posted by:
BO.
()
Date: September 02, 2020 09:04AM
When on a road trip keep a 12 pack or a case of good bottled water in your vehicle and use it for drinking, making coffee, brushing teeth. Some motels have questionable water and the last thing you want on a road trip is bowel trouble.
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Posted by:
upper decker bandit.
()
Date: September 03, 2020 09:28AM
If you get shitty service from the motel or they piss you off just leave a upper decker in the toilet, Sweet revenge.
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Posted by:
road dog
()
Date: September 16, 2020 08:52AM
holiday traveler Wrote:
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> I keep some magnetic stickers in my trunk. If I
> stay in the inner city I put Obama sticker on my
> bumper. If I stay in redneck land I put rebel flag
> stickers on. It keeps my car from getting
> vandalized while I sleep.
Good thinking!
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> I keep some magnetic stickers in my trunk. If I
> stay in the inner city I put Obama sticker on my
> bumper. If I stay in redneck land I put rebel flag
> stickers on. It keeps my car from getting
> vandalized while I sleep.
Good thinking!
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Posted by:
whats wrong with your dick
()
Date: September 16, 2020 09:05AM
Gerald Wrote:
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> I ran into this hot little bride to be the night
> before her wedding. Luckily she already had a
> hotel room at the Hampton Inn on Fairfax.
I've heard of BBCs, but that one looks like it was left on the grill too long. Bleach that shit.
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> I ran into this hot little bride to be the night
> before her wedding. Luckily she already had a
> hotel room at the Hampton Inn on Fairfax.
I've heard of BBCs, but that one looks like it was left on the grill too long. Bleach that shit.
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Posted by:
rack rate
()
Date: March 27, 2021 07:08AM
stimpy Wrote:
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> Buy a used prepaid phone off craigslist and pay
> cash for it. Buy a data card for it at a mom and
> pop store with no cameras and pay cash. Set up a
> router in the hotel, hotspot a network and name it
> similar to the hotel wiFi names. People will log
> on and you can fuck with them.
That is a great idea!
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> Buy a used prepaid phone off craigslist and pay
> cash for it. Buy a data card for it at a mom and
> pop store with no cameras and pay cash. Set up a
> router in the hotel, hotspot a network and name it
> similar to the hotel wiFi names. People will log
> on and you can fuck with them.
That is a great idea!
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Posted by:
interstate dining
()
Date: May 28, 2021 07:25AM
Sometimes a motel will have a refrigerator in the room but no microwave, that is why you need to keep non-stick foil in your grip. You can wrap pizza or other foods in the foil and re-heat them with the motel iron.
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Posted by:
Ragman
()
Date: May 28, 2021 09:57AM
Bring a portable door alarm to scare away any intruders that may try to break into your room while you are sleeping.
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Posted by:
sticky floors
()
Date: May 28, 2021 12:06PM
Ragman Wrote:
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> Bring a portable door alarm to scare away any
> intruders that may try to break into your room
> while you are sleeping.
Yes, and bring two of them as many rooms have a additional door to the next room.
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> Bring a portable door alarm to scare away any
> intruders that may try to break into your room
> while you are sleeping.
Yes, and bring two of them as many rooms have a additional door to the next room.
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Posted by:
Hanpton
()
Date: June 16, 2021 10:19AM
I love Hampton inns. Never had a bad stay at one.
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Posted by:
just as bad
()
Date: June 22, 2021 08:12PM
upper decker bandit. Wrote:
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> If you get shitty service from the motel or they
> piss you off just leave a upper decker in the
> toilet, Sweet revenge.
or you could piss in the water tank on the iron.
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> If you get shitty service from the motel or they
> piss you off just leave a upper decker in the
> toilet, Sweet revenge.
or you could piss in the water tank on the iron.