Re: The Poo Thread
Posted by:
Planet Uranus
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Date: January 30, 2009 08:53AM
Can anyone else besides me shit on command?
It's very easy to do. All you need is to perform a medical technique called digital stimulation. It's the same technique used by nurses to achieve a bowel movement in parapalegics. Essentially, it's the same as a prostate massage, only it's self-administered and you only need to focus on the area directly below the prostate.
You simply just need to apply lotion, lubricant or a little spit on your middle finger, slide it in, and massage gently. This helps loosen up the sphincter muscle in order to achieve a successful bowel movement. Most people who suffer from constipation who do not react to fiber and over-hydration have resorted to this method with great results. It's safe to do so long as you only apply as much pressure as you would if you were rubbing your eyeball, so not to perforate the colon lining and or possibly injure the prostate gland. Yes, you will get a little shit on your hand, but a little soap and warm water will clean that right up.
It's almost like what a person with bulimia would do, but instead of sticking their finger in their throat, you stick it where the sun doesn't shine, and wallah! You make your ass throw up.
Have a terrific day!