in 3 days a zombie is born.

zombies heaven Wrote:
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> in 3 days a zombie is born.

Does this mean there will be a baby zombie, then a toddler zombie, then a 'tween zombie....?

Jesus was not a zombie.

Jesus was an alien from the planet Nibiru, aka planet X. Mary was inseminated by the aliens, thus the imacualte conception.... it all is pretty simple stuff.

Jesus is taking so long to come back because of Planet X's long unusal orbit.
When it finally swings back by Earth, Jesus will be back. And if you have not been living right, you are fucked.