* Jews did WTC
* If you do not support Jews or Israel, or if you like Arabs, then you are a terrorist.
* Every single person ever to edit Wikipedia is a Jew (See The Wikipedia Jews).
* All Jews Are Inbread (oven joke or typo? who knows...)
* Jews are the only group of people in all of human history to ever be persecuted. They are the only race in all eternity to have a Holocaust done against them. Ever. Ever.
* Jews own all the banks and the majority of the world's financial and political assets and use these to advance the interests of Israel, and at the same time are advocating a worldwide internationalist Communist conspiracy which would destroy the world's capitalist establishment. This makes sense.
* Currently furries compare themselves to the Jews because Nazis are oppressing them. Along with everyone else.
* Tripping a Jew is considered good luck in Australian and New Zealand cultures, as is telling them to "Go have a shower", which nearly always results in lulz.
* Jews can shapeshift! Beware!
* GOD DOES NOT HATE THE JEWS!!! Such a claim is outrageous. Surely if he hated them he would have sent someone down to try & wipe them all out or something. (See Hitler.)
* Although no-one knows a Jews true appearance, we assume they look similar to, but maybe not exactly like furries.
* Jews are one of the very few mammals whose life cycle includes eggs. After the JEW EGG has been laid by the female, it can only be fertilized by a doctor or a lawyer.
* Jews eat Aryan and Arab young. One can wonder why, as they are not kosher, being pigs.
* Yaweh does not protect jews from bulldozers. Or anything really.
* All Jews know Jew-Jitsu. Lawl.
* Jews were the only people persecuted by the Nazis to get a free country out of it. As none of the other people persecuted during Hitler's European Tour got a free country they actually did quite well out of the Holocaust.
* Arabic, the language of the Quran, is the most commonly used semitic language. Therefore anti-semitism is closer to anti-islam than anti-judaism.
* The majority of the world's chubby, high maintenance girls are Jews.
* Quasidan and Simone are Jews. And no one else.
* Jesus was hated by the Jews and the Romans even up to the point of Romans colluding with the untermech to kill him by nailing his hide to 2 planks of timber and transforming him into a kebab.
* Jews have nukes. Nobody dares fuck with them. Except Palestinians, armed as they are with stones, pointy sticks and their newly-developed bulldozer repellent.
* The Holocaust is completely irrelevant. Bring this up frequently whilst in the company of Jews. After all, it's hard to stay angry at someone who had just made you laugh.
* Snob pieces of shit that need to be sent to the furnace, right now
* Jews and Israel are intertwined. You cannot hate one without hating the other.
* Jews are known for their Jew gold, the bags of gold they carry around their necks.
* Jews are hogging the holocaust
* Jews are sexy, and I am in fact making out with one right now A GIANT FAGGOT.
* Jews are so greedy, they won't even share the benefits of the Holohoax with the gypsies or the fags
* On average, an adult male Jew will consume over 6 times his own body weight in Palestinian blood each day
* Jews are never wrong, never guilty, and never responsible for anything.
* Jews drive Yom Kippur Clippers, Cars that are known to stop on a dime and pick it up.
* In Jews' defense, at least they aren't furries
* Hitler proved that Jews must be furries after
* Jews are the most Trollable people on the earth, so they are excellent for beginnerTrolls or older and wiser trolls that just want some easy fun.

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Whazza matter Adolph? Cant get it up?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF2p87nvsjU

Dance right into the oven! AMIRITE?

I'm so shocked and offended! I should respond in all caps about how shocked and offended I am.

This is a terrible troll. Perhaps you should lurk moar.

More like lurk into the oven! AMIRITE?

URRITE! you also forgot the jooz have developed the biggest microwave on the planet, it seats 30!lolz. allah akbar aieieieieieieieieiei

Ooops, I was gonna post on this because I thought it was about "jewels" but instead it's jews. It's pretty rude. My favoriet boyfriend years ago was a Jewish guy. I think of him every time I open my jewelry box with affection.

Trickie

TRICKIE Wrote:
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> Ooops, I was gonna post on this because I thought
> it was about "jewels" but instead it's jews. It's
> pretty rude. My favoriet boyfriend years ago was
> a Jewish guy. I think of him every time I open my
> jewelry box with affection.
>
> Trickie


++++1

TRICKIE Wrote:
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> Ooops, I was gonna post on this because I thought
> it was about "jewels" but instead it's jews. It's
> pretty rude. My favoriet boyfriend years ago was
> a Jewish guy. I think of him every time I open my
> jewelry box with affection.
>
> Trickie

you didn't have to hack me into little pieces and bury me in the crawlspace just because i bought you a cubic zirconium, it was the fiscally responsible thing to do.

btw, you definitely don't sound completely insane.

TRICKIE Wrote:
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> Ooops, I was gonna post on this because I thought
> it was about "jewels" but instead it's jews. It's
> pretty rude. My favoriet boyfriend years ago was
> a Jewish guy. I think of him every time I open my
> jewelry box with affection.
>
> Trickie

I like Jewish girls. When I first moved here they seemed to like me
so I liked them back. Good times, good memories.

All this talk about jews reminds me that I need to buy a new lampshade and pay the gas bill.

So, it's ok to bash blacks and Muslims, but starting a racist thread about Jews gets you banned. WTF?

Fun facts about the OP:

He's a moron

The highest level of education he attained was 8th grade

He's a skinhead nazi idiot

He's afraid of the jewish conspiracy to control the world

He just got fired from his job at Wendy's because the jews control the fast food industry

We'll be seeing a "Breaking News" story on CNN within the next few weeks about some asshat going on a shooting spree. It will turn out it was this guy, hoping to start the race wars. A copy of the Turner Diaries or Mein Kampf will be found in the 1982 Datsun he lives in.

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Alias Wrote:
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> Trickie wrote:
>
> "Ooops, I was gonna post on this because I thought
> it was about "jewels" but instead it's jews. It's
> pretty rude. My favoriet boyfriend years ago was a
> Jewish guy. I think of him every time I open my
> jewelry box with affection."
> __________________
>
> Trickie,
>
> Aren't you just the sweetest person.
>
> Are you still in love with the Jew?


She wrote a book about it titled,'The Taming of the Jew'!

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Here's some fun facts about the Jews. Most Jews are better educated, more successful, more popular and make more money than the OP.

JEWS DID WTC.

Also, Jews are crap. And balls.

Jews are Crap and Balls Wrote:
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> JEWS DID WTC.
>
> Also, Jews are crap. And balls.

Jews did WTC? Wow! Thanks, man. Now I know the truf.

Saudis and Jordanians and other islamists "did WTC", if you want to stay in the real world.

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Actually I did invite the Jewish guy to my wedding along with maybe 25 of my very favorite boyfriends over the years. They all attended and everyone was on a friendly term. When we broke up, I was never sneaky so things ended on a good note.

The Jewish guy would not have married me becaue he was conservative Jewish and I am Roman Catholic and also very Irish. His mother always told him that was the worst combination in the enttire world for a wife,. Cause Irish Catholic girls are all drunks, she said.

Oh well. He now owns a restaurant in nRaleigh.

Trickie

Oh, come on, people...
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Honestly,
I think this stuff is horrible. If you were a Jew would you like what people like you are saying about you? No. then stop it.

Courtney Wrote:
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> Honestly,
> I think this stuff is horrible. If you were a Jew
> would you like what people like you are saying
> about you? No. then stop it.

please look at the date of the last post in a thread before posting saying you dislike the thread. what you have done is exhumed a 14 month old thread in which the original troll poster was banned.

you have done yourself a disservice by posting.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Karl Malden Cat agrees.
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cool facts!!

Thats what you get for being the most educated, finacially successful people in the world throughout history.
People hate Jews because they thrive where ever they go. They should not forget that Jews are responsible for many important medical discoverys that have saved millions of peoples lives . Jews also bring you endless entertainment in books , TV's , plays , movies and art.
Hitler blamed the Jews because he was a shitty artist and couldn't get into art school. Jews are still around by the billions. Hitler is still dead and discraced.
Followers of Hitler are just the same kind of pathetic whining douche that don't take responsibility for their own success and failure.

There is not one person living in USA who has not benefitted at least once by a Jew. From medicine to engineering they have contributed to the progress of humanity. If there is a God, then trully, they are and deserve to be his "chosen people", his special guys. And as far as Palestine is concerned, I don't see any archaeologist digging up any Arab relics or artifacts in that region, only artifacts of a Jewish history, that land is theirs and we all know it.

....or, Hitler was wronged by a Jew(s) and wanted revenge in a big way.

I HEARD HE WAS A SPEED ADDICT, AND THAT WAS MAD BECAUSE SOME
JEWISH BITCH GAVE HIM A VENERIAL DISEASE.

STD Wrote:
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> ....or, Hitler was wronged by a Jew(s) and wanted
> revenge in a big way.
>
> I HEARD HE WAS A SPEED ADDICT, AND THAT WAS MAD
> BECAUSE SOME
> JEWISH BITCH GAVE HIM A VENERIAL DISEASE.


Your mom gave you a venerial disease

TRICKIE Wrote:
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> Actually I did invite the Jewish guy to my wedding
> along with maybe 25 of my very favorite boyfriends
> over the years. They all attended and everyone
> was on a friendly term. When we broke up, I was
> never sneaky so things ended on a good note.
>
> The Jewish guy would not have married me becaue he
> was conservative Jewish and I am Roman Catholic
> and also very Irish. His mother always told him
> that was the worst combination in the enttire
> world for a wife,. Cause Irish Catholic girls
> are all drunks, she said.
>
> Oh well. He now owns a restaurant in nRaleigh.
>
> Trickie


What's the name of the restaurant?

what the fuck dude thats really offencive u dont know shit so just dont post if u wanna be such an asshole

nobody is right or wrong in war. deal with it.