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Man Plunges to Death from London Skyscraper
Posted by: Debbie Downer Democrat IV ()
Date: January 28, 2014 01:10PM

Today, a London man plunged to his unfortunate and untimely death from a 33 story skyscraper.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/54201221

Solution: Ban skyscrapers to prevent such future tragedies from repeating themselves.

Re: Man Plunges to Death from London Skyscraper
Posted by: Terry MacAwful ()
Date: January 28, 2014 04:49PM

Looks like we need common sense skyscraper reform.

Re: Man Plunges to Death from London Skyscraper
Posted by: Really Retarded Republican II ()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:18PM

That makes two. Someone "accidentally" fell off a JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs building recently.

Re: Man Plunges to Death from London Skyscraper
Posted by: Really Retarded Democrat ()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:26PM

And off a building in Beverly Hills.

Re: Man Plunges to Death from London Skyscraper
Posted by: Think of the children ()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:41PM

Ban gravity now!

Re: Man Plunges to Death from London Skyscraper
Posted by: Debbie Downer Democrat IV ()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:58PM

Think of the children Wrote:
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> Ban gravity now!


Or, the government could mandate that the sidewalks and streets be covered in squishy foam to prevent the injuries from being so traumatic. Additionally, the government could expand their presence by having a trained psychologist assinged to each rooftop of a skyscraper in the event there might be such an incident, the psychologist would be able to talk the jumper from completing their objective. The psychologist could then assist the jumper with the social security paperwork so that the jumper could then make claim and start receiving disability benefits and stop working a regular workweek due to their mental disorder.

Re: Man Plunges to Death from London Skyscraper
Posted by: NUb3V ()
Date: January 28, 2014 08:00PM

Obviously just limit buildings to 18" in height. That way they won't need railings.

Re: Man Plunges to Death from London Skyscraper
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 28, 2014 08:36PM

Debbie Downer Democrat IV Wrote:
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> Today, a London man plunged to his unfortunate and
> untimely death from a 33 story skyscraper.
>
> http://www.nbcnews.com/id/54201221
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> Solution: Ban skyscrapers to prevent such future
> tragedies from repeating themselves.
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