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What would dead celebs look like NOW if they'd lived?
Posted by: The Grinch ()
Date: November 18, 2013 06:42PM

http://sachsmedia.com/rockheaven/?utm_source=outbrain


Some of these are pretty crazy. Elvis looks especially haggard. But the insights are kinda cool. Personally I dont think Cobain would'a made it past 27 without medication and therapy. Neither of which he was willing to try other than expunging his demons through his "art man".

Re: What would dead celebs look like NOW if they'd lived?
Posted by: ddddfee ()
Date: November 18, 2013 07:02PM

Under Obamacare they all would be dead anyways....REPEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: What would dead celebs look like NOW if they'd lived?
Posted by: The Grinch ()
Date: November 18, 2013 07:06PM

ddddfee Wrote:
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> Under Obamacare they all would be dead
> anyways....REPEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


keep yer stinkin politics outta my threads pal.

Also. Jimi Hendrix I think would maintain his sexy and get some plastic surgery and whatnot. Same with momma Cass and Joplin. prolly Elvis too.

Re: What would dead celebs look like NOW if they'd lived?
Posted by: DGGGET ()
Date: November 18, 2013 07:12PM

The Grinch Wrote:
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> ddddfee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Under Obamacare they all would be dead
> > anyways....REPEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> keep yer stinkin politics outta my threads pal.
>
> Also. Jimi Hendrix I think would maintain his sexy
> and get some plastic surgery and whatnot. Same
> with momma Cass and Joplin. prolly Elvis too.

OBAMACARE IS GOING DOWN YOU LIBTARD...GET ON THE RIGHT SHIP OR FACE OUR WARTH OF FREEDOMwwwW

Re: What would dead celebs look like NOW if they'd lived?
Posted by: Nice ()
Date: November 18, 2013 07:55PM

Those are really good - except for Elvis and Morrison. Those two look deformed.

Re: What would dead celebs look like NOW if they'd lived?
Posted by: The Grinch ()
Date: November 18, 2013 08:50PM

thats the thing. E would be REALLY FRIGGIN OLD by now. I mean Little Richard is a mess...and any and all Rock and Rollers from the 50's are either dead and gone or decrepit as hell. Look at Johnny Cash before he checked out. Can the Killer, Mr Goodness Gracious great balls of fire Jerry Lee Lewis be next? Dudes a REAL HOT MESS.

Re: What would dead celebs look like NOW if they'd lived?
Posted by: As an Aside... ()
Date: November 18, 2013 09:47PM

The Grinch Wrote:
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> thats the thing. E would be REALLY FRIGGIN OLD by
> now. I mean Little Richard is a mess...and any and
> all Rock and Rollers from the 50's are either dead
> and gone or decrepit as hell. Look at Johnny Cash
> before he checked out. Can the Killer, Mr
> Goodness Gracious great balls of fire Jerry Lee
> Lewis be next? Dudes a REAL HOT MESS.

I saw Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, and some other guy from that era at Wolftrap. Jerry Lee Lewis did not look good, but he made an effort. The third guy was just going through the motions. But Little Richard put on one hell of a show! He may be old but he has a ton of enthusiasm and he really knows how to work a crowd.

Re: What would dead celebs look like NOW if they'd lived?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: November 19, 2013 01:29AM

Chuck Berry is like 90 now and he still plays rock and roll at his club in Kentucky, although I've heard he doesn't bother to rehearse or tune his guitar and only shows up to play depending on how drunk or pissed off he is.

That article's depiction of Morrison is hilarious. Looks like Jim Carrey doing the Juicemaster skit on SNL.

And I can't believe that Hendrix would look like an old crackhead like that. A lot of those old black blues guitarists get old, some put on weight, but most of them are still badass musicians and look the part. I can't imagine Jimi would've been any different.

As a side note, looks like the role of Old Jimi was custom made for Morgan Freeman if he's up for an alternate history film.

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