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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 12, 2017 01:54PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Impersonating. Spring Onion so sorry to hear.
> Were
> > you able to escape to the safety of school?
>
>
> I was happy to get out of the house this morning.
> My mom put some vicks vap-o-rub on my chest last
> night so it would mask the odor of my Dads fumes.
> My Dad usually drinks beer all day when he stays
> home from work so he will probably be passed out
> when I get home. My Mom sent me a text that she is
> getting me a Panera salad with grilled chicken
> breast for dinner tonight so that will be nice. I
> am staying late at school today for chess club.
Vicks Vapo is used by homicide detectives in gruesome crime scenes. Yet a corpse or stinky starfish and remnants in the tighty whities, that may not be enough.
I hope in your case it is, and applaud your mothers efforts to decrease your suffering. This nasal hair burning stench must be horrendous, and his food choices unlike yours are a disaster in the making.
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Impersonating. Spring Onion so sorry to hear.
> Were
> > you able to escape to the safety of school?
>
>
> I was happy to get out of the house this morning.
> My mom put some vicks vap-o-rub on my chest last
> night so it would mask the odor of my Dads fumes.
> My Dad usually drinks beer all day when he stays
> home from work so he will probably be passed out
> when I get home. My Mom sent me a text that she is
> getting me a Panera salad with grilled chicken
> breast for dinner tonight so that will be nice. I
> am staying late at school today for chess club.
Vicks Vapo is used by homicide detectives in gruesome crime scenes. Yet a corpse or stinky starfish and remnants in the tighty whities, that may not be enough.
I hope in your case it is, and applaud your mothers efforts to decrease your suffering. This nasal hair burning stench must be horrendous, and his food choices unlike yours are a disaster in the making.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gross!!!
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Date: December 12, 2017 02:18PM
That so nasty!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 12, 2017 03:34PM
Finished some lentils and falafel. Hoping for the best as the last time hurt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
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Date: December 12, 2017 05:57PM
Nothing yet but coffee always helps deliver a four foot rope.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
f3txx
()
Date: December 12, 2017 06:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
Purple toothpaste
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Date: December 12, 2017 06:50PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
all your soap tastes like feces
()
Date: December 12, 2017 06:53PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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through the piping and starfish,
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through the piping and starfish,Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
transcending colon
()
Date: December 12, 2017 07:02PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Last night my Dad ate a family size freezer queen
> salisbury steak dinner entree. It had like 5
> salisbury steaks and at least a pint of brown
> gravy which he sopped up with white buttered
> bread. The farting that ensued was horrific. It
> was no surprise that he called out sick from work
> this morning.
What a poor effort at writing. Adult fiction writer has created a 2D character with boring stories that inspire neither humor nor mild interest. The climax of eating frozen food is farting and calling in sick. Dead boring.
Of course 'spring onion' the 'high school student' is posting during school hours. So believable he would visit This site from a school. Author is a lazy lying piece of rotten Salisbury steak from the transcending colon...
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> Last night my Dad ate a family size freezer queen
> salisbury steak dinner entree. It had like 5
> salisbury steaks and at least a pint of brown
> gravy which he sopped up with white buttered
> bread. The farting that ensued was horrific. It
> was no surprise that he called out sick from work
> this morning.
What a poor effort at writing. Adult fiction writer has created a 2D character with boring stories that inspire neither humor nor mild interest. The climax of eating frozen food is farting and calling in sick. Dead boring.
Of course 'spring onion' the 'high school student' is posting during school hours. So believable he would visit This site from a school. Author is a lazy lying piece of rotten Salisbury steak from the transcending colon...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 12, 2017 07:59PM
transcending colon Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Last night my Dad ate a family size freezer
> queen
> > salisbury steak dinner entree. It had like 5
> > salisbury steaks and at least a pint of brown
> > gravy which he sopped up with white buttered
> > bread. The farting that ensued was horrific. It
> > was no surprise that he called out sick from
> work
> > this morning.
>
>
> What a poor effort at writing. Adult fiction
> writer has created a 2D character with boring
> stories that inspire neither humor nor mild
> interest. The climax of eating frozen food is
> farting and calling in sick. Dead boring.
>
> Of course 'spring onion' the 'high school student'
> is posting during school hours. So believable he
> would visit This site from a school. Author is a
> lazy lying piece of rotten Salisbury steak from
> the transcending colon...
Are yoh bitter/upset with a young person who is dealing with some deep shit literally? A bit of compassion would help you greatly.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Last night my Dad ate a family size freezer
> queen
> > salisbury steak dinner entree. It had like 5
> > salisbury steaks and at least a pint of brown
> > gravy which he sopped up with white buttered
> > bread. The farting that ensued was horrific. It
> > was no surprise that he called out sick from
> work
> > this morning.
>
>
> What a poor effort at writing. Adult fiction
> writer has created a 2D character with boring
> stories that inspire neither humor nor mild
> interest. The climax of eating frozen food is
> farting and calling in sick. Dead boring.
>
> Of course 'spring onion' the 'high school student'
> is posting during school hours. So believable he
> would visit This site from a school. Author is a
> lazy lying piece of rotten Salisbury steak from
> the transcending colon...
Are yoh bitter/upset with a young person who is dealing with some deep shit literally? A bit of compassion would help you greatly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 12, 2017 08:14PM
I cleared the brown tower, as a swept wing F 14 with Maverick inside made it through the starfish.
This large load clogged the groan throne, so shit and toilet paper flood the bathroom , although relieved Dolly Madison didn't have to run into sabe the priceless framed Bristol Stool Guides. My starfish looks like turkey jerky.
This large load clogged the groan throne, so shit and toilet paper flood the bathroom , although relieved Dolly Madison didn't have to run into sabe the priceless framed Bristol Stool Guides. My starfish looks like turkey jerky.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: December 13, 2017 05:01AM
Hi all, 5am guy here again. 5am guy thought he had heard the last from Dennys girl but 5am guy got a letter in the mail from her. The return address is from a florida mental institution. Things are looking bad for 5am guy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2017 05:56AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy here again. 5am guy thought he had
> heard the last from Dennys girl but 5am guy got a
> letter in the mail from her. The return address is
> from a florida mental institution. Things are
> looking bad for 5am guy.
Good morning 5 am guy,
How do you and your bowels feel about this? Do you think you could date her after such? Who knows maybe they helped her.
Awake early this morning in sitz bath heaven as finally cleared the giant behemoth with help of the midwives.
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> Hi all, 5am guy here again. 5am guy thought he had
> heard the last from Dennys girl but 5am guy got a
> letter in the mail from her. The return address is
> from a florida mental institution. Things are
> looking bad for 5am guy.
Good morning 5 am guy,
How do you and your bowels feel about this? Do you think you could date her after such? Who knows maybe they helped her.
Awake early this morning in sitz bath heaven as finally cleared the giant behemoth with help of the midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2017 06:32AM
Scrambled eggs with cheese. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Molly Hatchet
()
Date: December 13, 2017 07:52AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Scrambled eggs with cheese. What was I thinking?
> My poor bowels!
Are you mad sir?
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> Scrambled eggs with cheese. What was I thinking?
> My poor bowels!
Are you mad sir?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advice onion
()
Date: December 13, 2017 09:20AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy here again. 5am guy thought he had
> heard the last from Dennys girl but 5am guy got a
> letter in the mail from her. The return address is
> from a florida mental institution. Things are
> looking bad for 5am guy.
5am, save that letter and writer her back. Make it clear you want no more contact with her. Use words like no , never, stop. If she tries to contact you again you should get the police involved.
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> Hi all, 5am guy here again. 5am guy thought he had
> heard the last from Dennys girl but 5am guy got a
> letter in the mail from her. The return address is
> from a florida mental institution. Things are
> looking bad for 5am guy.
5am, save that letter and writer her back. Make it clear you want no more contact with her. Use words like no , never, stop. If she tries to contact you again you should get the police involved.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: December 13, 2017 11:10AM
Spinning signz clothez off in cold windz come on down Fairfax Boulevardz bring your hardz and dollarz bayz in bayz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dsdsds
()
Date: December 13, 2017 11:26AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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brown towerbrown towerbrown towerbrown towerbrown towerbrown towerbrown towerbrown towerbrown towerRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Beef Stew
()
Date: December 13, 2017 11:28AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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your bowels
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your bowels
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Scat porn here
()
Date: December 13, 2017 11:32AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> transcending colon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Last night my Dad ate a family size freezer
> > queen
> > > salisbury steak dinner entree. It had like 5
> > > salisbury steaks and at least a pint of brown
> > > gravy which he sopped up with white buttered
> > > bread. The farting that ensued was horrific.
> It
> > > was no surprise that he called out sick from
> > work
> > > this morning.
> >
> >
> > What a poor effort at writing. Adult fiction
> > writer has created a 2D character with boring
> > stories that inspire neither humor nor mild
> > interest. The climax of eating frozen food is
> > farting and calling in sick. Dead boring.
> >
> > Of course 'spring onion' the 'high school
> student'
> > is posting during school hours. So believable
> he
> > would visit This site from a school. Author is
> a
> > lazy lying piece of rotten Salisbury steak from
> > the transcending colon...
>
>
> Are yoh bitter/upset with a young person who is
> dealing with some deep shit literally? A bit of
> compassion would help you greatly.
Fictional high school character posting to this site during school hours about his dad's farting - yes some pretty big problems. Lets encourage him to keep posting on a scat porn thread - that is in his best interests.
No craftsmanship in the the fiction here. Fuck off loser.
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> transcending colon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Last night my Dad ate a family size freezer
> > queen
> > > salisbury steak dinner entree. It had like 5
> > > salisbury steaks and at least a pint of brown
> > > gravy which he sopped up with white buttered
> > > bread. The farting that ensued was horrific.
> It
> > > was no surprise that he called out sick from
> > work
> > > this morning.
> >
> >
> > What a poor effort at writing. Adult fiction
> > writer has created a 2D character with boring
> > stories that inspire neither humor nor mild
> > interest. The climax of eating frozen food is
> > farting and calling in sick. Dead boring.
> >
> > Of course 'spring onion' the 'high school
> student'
> > is posting during school hours. So believable
> he
> > would visit This site from a school. Author is
> a
> > lazy lying piece of rotten Salisbury steak from
> > the transcending colon...
>
>
> Are yoh bitter/upset with a young person who is
> dealing with some deep shit literally? A bit of
> compassion would help you greatly.
Fictional high school character posting to this site during school hours about his dad's farting - yes some pretty big problems. Lets encourage him to keep posting on a scat porn thread - that is in his best interests.
No craftsmanship in the the fiction here. Fuck off loser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Victim onion
()
Date: December 13, 2017 12:53PM
Scat porn here Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > transcending colon Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Last night my Dad ate a family size freezer
> > > queen
> > > > salisbury steak dinner entree. It had like
> 5
> > > > salisbury steaks and at least a pint of
> brown
> > > > gravy which he sopped up with white
> buttered
> > > > bread. The farting that ensued was
> horrific.
> > It
> > > > was no surprise that he called out sick
> from
> > > work
> > > > this morning.
> > >
> > >
> > > What a poor effort at writing. Adult fiction
> > > writer has created a 2D character with boring
> > > stories that inspire neither humor nor mild
> > > interest. The climax of eating frozen food
> is
> > > farting and calling in sick. Dead boring.
> > >
> > > Of course 'spring onion' the 'high school
> > student'
> > > is posting during school hours. So
> believable
> > he
> > > would visit This site from a school. Author
> is
> > a
> > > lazy lying piece of rotten Salisbury steak
> from
> > > the transcending colon...
> >
> >
> > Are yoh bitter/upset with a young person who is
> > dealing with some deep shit literally? A bit of
> > compassion would help you greatly.
>
> Fictional high school character posting to this
> site during school hours about his dad's farting -
> yes some pretty big problems. Lets encourage him
> to keep posting on a scat porn thread - that is in
> his best interests.
>
> No craftsmanship in the the fiction here. Fuck
> off loser.
Yet you care enough to read every post. Funny.
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > transcending colon Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Last night my Dad ate a family size freezer
> > > queen
> > > > salisbury steak dinner entree. It had like
> 5
> > > > salisbury steaks and at least a pint of
> brown
> > > > gravy which he sopped up with white
> buttered
> > > > bread. The farting that ensued was
> horrific.
> > It
> > > > was no surprise that he called out sick
> from
> > > work
> > > > this morning.
> > >
> > >
> > > What a poor effort at writing. Adult fiction
> > > writer has created a 2D character with boring
> > > stories that inspire neither humor nor mild
> > > interest. The climax of eating frozen food
> is
> > > farting and calling in sick. Dead boring.
> > >
> > > Of course 'spring onion' the 'high school
> > student'
> > > is posting during school hours. So
> believable
> > he
> > > would visit This site from a school. Author
> is
> > a
> > > lazy lying piece of rotten Salisbury steak
> from
> > > the transcending colon...
> >
> >
> > Are yoh bitter/upset with a young person who is
> > dealing with some deep shit literally? A bit of
> > compassion would help you greatly.
>
> Fictional high school character posting to this
> site during school hours about his dad's farting -
> yes some pretty big problems. Lets encourage him
> to keep posting on a scat porn thread - that is in
> his best interests.
>
> No craftsmanship in the the fiction here. Fuck
> off loser.
Yet you care enough to read every post. Funny.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: December 13, 2017 01:09PM
Leaving work embarrassing
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2017 02:05PM
Glad to be at school. This morning my dad and his obese neighbor, were putting poop on each others nipples singing Kelly Clarkson songs. They had boxes of unopened pizzas, ice cream, and what looked like chicken wings and a lot of saran wrap.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2017 02:53PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Glad to be at school. This morning my dad and his
> obese neighbor, were putting poop on each others
> nipples singing Kelly Clarkson songs. They had
> boxes of unopened pizzas, ice cream, and what
> looked like chicken wings and a lot of saran wrap.
Can any of us arrange a lift from school? I'm deeply concerned. Who is Kelly Clarkson?
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> Glad to be at school. This morning my dad and his
> obese neighbor, were putting poop on each others
> nipples singing Kelly Clarkson songs. They had
> boxes of unopened pizzas, ice cream, and what
> looked like chicken wings and a lot of saran wrap.
Can any of us arrange a lift from school? I'm deeply concerned. Who is Kelly Clarkson?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: December 13, 2017 03:44PM
I'm not going to work tomorrow.
Today stunk. In more ways than one.
Shot stained Florsheims.
Today stunk. In more ways than one.
Shot stained Florsheims.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2017 03:47PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Glad to be at school. This morning my dad and his
> obese neighbor, were putting poop on each others
> nipples singing Kelly Clarkson songs. They had
> boxes of unopened pizzas, ice cream, and what
> looked like chicken wings and a lot of saran wrap.
Your father sounds like he knows how to have a good time but perhaps not best to let you see him eat chicken wings - not healthy. Perhaps a turkey wrap or Kale Smoothie would soothe your trauma young man. Would you like to meet up for some treats and a back rub? Just post where you live and Ill drop by to support you.
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> Glad to be at school. This morning my dad and his
> obese neighbor, were putting poop on each others
> nipples singing Kelly Clarkson songs. They had
> boxes of unopened pizzas, ice cream, and what
> looked like chicken wings and a lot of saran wrap.
Your father sounds like he knows how to have a good time but perhaps not best to let you see him eat chicken wings - not healthy. Perhaps a turkey wrap or Kale Smoothie would soothe your trauma young man. Would you like to meet up for some treats and a back rub? Just post where you live and Ill drop by to support you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2017 05:13PM
As usual impersonating. Unreal you sick fool.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2017 06:20PM
Cat shit is delicious.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
()
Date: December 13, 2017 06:26PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Cat shit is delicious.
And you call others here 'sick' you are disgusting. 'Cat shit' omg that is beyond gross. What is wrong with you Verified Gross Person!
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> Cat shit is delicious.
And you call others here 'sick' you are disgusting. 'Cat shit' omg that is beyond gross. What is wrong with you Verified Gross Person!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 13, 2017 06:32PM
Dr. Fingers Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cat shit is delicious.
>
>
> And you call others here 'sick' you are
> disgusting. 'Cat shit' omg that is beyond gross.
> What is wrong with you Verified Gross Person!
It has a very sweet, yet slightly salty taste. Don’t knock it until you try it.
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cat shit is delicious.
>
>
> And you call others here 'sick' you are
> disgusting. 'Cat shit' omg that is beyond gross.
> What is wrong with you Verified Gross Person!
It has a very sweet, yet slightly salty taste. Don’t knock it until you try it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Visit the MOM Show Thread
()
Date: December 13, 2017 06:44PM
as usual better stuff for bowel sufferers over at the MOM show thread:
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: left you something Robb! ()
Date: December 13, 2017 06:40PM
Sitting in a stall at work today doing my business when the guy in the stall next to me starts blasting what sounded like the worst fire-hose diarrhea Id ever been around. After about a minute of this I can hear him panting and straining like an animal caught in a trap. I asked him if he was OK and after another bought of the missile-shits he gives me a long and breathless description of his bowel woes. After his 2 minute diatribe and few more squirts he asks me if I want to 'taste' it. 'What?' I asked. Before he could answer I heard smacking and chewing and realized he was consuming the fresh contents of the toilet.
I exited without responding but left my bowl un-flushed in case he was still hungry.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: left you something Robb! ()
Date: December 13, 2017 06:40PM
Sitting in a stall at work today doing my business when the guy in the stall next to me starts blasting what sounded like the worst fire-hose diarrhea Id ever been around. After about a minute of this I can hear him panting and straining like an animal caught in a trap. I asked him if he was OK and after another bought of the missile-shits he gives me a long and breathless description of his bowel woes. After his 2 minute diatribe and few more squirts he asks me if I want to 'taste' it. 'What?' I asked. Before he could answer I heard smacking and chewing and realized he was consuming the fresh contents of the toilet.
I exited without responding but left my bowl un-flushed in case he was still hungry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 13, 2017 06:46PM
As usual ducking with VGO, BO, or other human beings who have IBS. You are the lowest of the low form of scum. Truly fucking worthless. Go get a job asshole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
3hnwk
()
Date: December 13, 2017 06:50PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> As usual ducking with VGO, BO, or other human
> beings who have IBS. You are the lowest of the low
> form of scum. Truly fucking worthless. Go get a
> job asshole.
you been drinking? what the fuck are you talking about?
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> As usual ducking with VGO, BO, or other human
> beings who have IBS. You are the lowest of the low
> form of scum. Truly fucking worthless. Go get a
> job asshole.
you been drinking? what the fuck are you talking about?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: December 13, 2017 07:39PM
My bowels my bowels! Oh my cry look at me my bowels waaaaaaah
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jeff t
()
Date: December 13, 2017 08:06PM
Is it really true u can also use drano for a enema since it works 4 toilets?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: December 13, 2017 08:21PM
Write ups about toilet cleaning appliances. How low can these go?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 02:24AM
Do not give out your personal information Spring Onion. These people are inherently dangerous, unbalanced.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 06:35AM
McDonald's. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Peace on Earth Good Will to Poo
()
Date: December 14, 2017 08:16AM
Good morning all. Though I dont care for the pictures posted here they do offer a primer on various states of bowels in others. The young lady with the liquid squirts looks to be in distress (though she would be brilliant in a round of Tennessee Tea Stains game at Tysons Mall).
Please take care to be good to your bowels and one another this holiday season. Cookies, sweets and egg nog are on the bowel's 'most dangerous' list of foods likely to deliver a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas.
Please take care to be good to your bowels and one another this holiday season. Cookies, sweets and egg nog are on the bowel's 'most dangerous' list of foods likely to deliver a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 08:35AM
Peace on poo, myself and others are disgusted by the photographs, as the person stalking our group has emotional/mental issues. In the spirit of Christmas we forgive this third world savage, who probably is at home making some village idiot type of stew.
Agree with you on these foods. Not bowel friendly and exceed OSHA safety loads on our starfishes.
Agree with you on these foods. Not bowel friendly and exceed OSHA safety loads on our starfishes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Finding a Balance in Diet
()
Date: December 14, 2017 08:44AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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village idiot type> of stew.
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village idiot type> of stew.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
record tempo
()
Date: December 14, 2017 08:53AM
made it almost a full day with out the BO posts and shit pics - that was nice for a change. Oh well back to the dumb BO posts and disgusting pictures.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 09:14AM
Dear starfish,
I would like to apologize in advance for my decision to eat a entire box of kraft macoroni and cheese with a grilled ham steak last night. It was selfish of me and I promise to never do that again. By this time tommorow you will probably be dealing with that and I know that it will be a challenge for you. I hope we can still be friends.
I would like to apologize in advance for my decision to eat a entire box of kraft macoroni and cheese with a grilled ham steak last night. It was selfish of me and I promise to never do that again. By this time tommorow you will probably be dealing with that and I know that it will be a challenge for you. I hope we can still be friends.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: December 14, 2017 10:33AM
Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Got no clothez on its warm weatherz. Bring your lratherz and riding chapz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: December 14, 2017 11:18AM
My boss talked to me about hygiene. I agree with some of his points. Yet I still think ADA can help me. At work and the metro.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 11:40AM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> My boss talked to me about hygiene. I agree with
> some of his points. Yet I still think ADA can help
> me. At work and the metro.
I wish you the best splatter. Glad your boss is being decent but metro won't do it. It would make sense but they will not.
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> My boss talked to me about hygiene. I agree with
> some of his points. Yet I still think ADA can help
> me. At work and the metro.
I wish you the best splatter. Glad your boss is being decent but metro won't do it. It would make sense but they will not.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 12:29PM
My dad and the obese neighbor, have clear plastic all over the living room walls and floors. There is some lubricant and glitter so while I'm not sure what they are doing, the Taylor Swift music and boxes of pizza and wine make me suspicious. Do grown men normally wear nipple rings?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 03:16PM
It seems that our young friend spring onion has been imitated by a chickenshit. If you want to imitate us stick to adults at least.
Tonight my sister Matilda are going to an actual Christmas party, where we don't have to "celebrate the diversity," or wish greetings of happy holidays.
As my bowels are clear I will partake in a small amount of Christmas cookies with white Anglo Saxon Protestants, and will throw a couple coins to the minority or third world savages that shine our shoes. Thinking about the green suit to be in the spirit, and hoping that a basketball does not appear clogging the groan throne or causing pools of water urine and fecal matter to go into the reception room.
Tonight my sister Matilda are going to an actual Christmas party, where we don't have to "celebrate the diversity," or wish greetings of happy holidays.
As my bowels are clear I will partake in a small amount of Christmas cookies with white Anglo Saxon Protestants, and will throw a couple coins to the minority or third world savages that shine our shoes. Thinking about the green suit to be in the spirit, and hoping that a basketball does not appear clogging the groan throne or causing pools of water urine and fecal matter to go into the reception room.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Buford Tee Justice
()
Date: December 14, 2017 03:37PM
Good luck Brown Onion. This time of year is brutal for my digestive system. It really is. Have a lot of Immodium and other medications, but Thanksgiving and Christmas goodies cause a lot of problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tyrone Basketballix
()
Date: December 14, 2017 04:10PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It seems that our young friend spring onion has
> been imitated by a chickenshit. If you want to
> imitate us stick to adults at least.
>
> Tonight my sister Matilda are going to an actual
> Christmas party, where we don't have to "celebrate
> the diversity," or wish greetings of happy
> holidays.
>
> As my bowels are clear I will partake in a small
> amount of Christmas cookies with white Anglo Saxon
> Protestants, and will throw a couple coins to the
> minority or third world savages that shine our
> shoes. Thinking about the green suit to be in the
> spirit, and hoping that a basketball does not
> appear clogging the groan throne or causing pools
> of water urine and fecal matter to go into the
> reception room.
In other words, You will be sucking a big fat black cock, like usual.
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> It seems that our young friend spring onion has
> been imitated by a chickenshit. If you want to
> imitate us stick to adults at least.
>
> Tonight my sister Matilda are going to an actual
> Christmas party, where we don't have to "celebrate
> the diversity," or wish greetings of happy
> holidays.
>
> As my bowels are clear I will partake in a small
> amount of Christmas cookies with white Anglo Saxon
> Protestants, and will throw a couple coins to the
> minority or third world savages that shine our
> shoes. Thinking about the green suit to be in the
> spirit, and hoping that a basketball does not
> appear clogging the groan throne or causing pools
> of water urine and fecal matter to go into the
> reception room.
In other words, You will be sucking a big fat black cock, like usual.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sis with the Squirts
()
Date: December 14, 2017 04:16PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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my sister Matildamy sister Matildamy sister Matildamy sister Matilda
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my sister Matilda
my sister Matildamy sister Matildamy sister MatildaRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 04:20PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> My dad and the obese neighbor, have clear plastic
> all over the living room walls and floors. There
> is some lubricant and glitter so while I'm not
> sure what they are doing, the Taylor Swift music
> and boxes of pizza and wine make me suspicious. Do
> grown men normally wear nipple rings?
Spring maybe your dad is getting ready to put a new coat of paint on the walls thats all. Can you take the lube and meet with me this evening? I have some Bitcoin and Litecoin Id like to give you as a gift this Holiday. We can look over the exchange rates in the back of my van in the KMart parking lot if you want. Also wanted to get you some cool underwear but I realized I dont know the exact size of your package so I can check that all out tonight too.
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> My dad and the obese neighbor, have clear plastic
> all over the living room walls and floors. There
> is some lubricant and glitter so while I'm not
> sure what they are doing, the Taylor Swift music
> and boxes of pizza and wine make me suspicious. Do
> grown men normally wear nipple rings?
Spring maybe your dad is getting ready to put a new coat of paint on the walls thats all. Can you take the lube and meet with me this evening? I have some Bitcoin and Litecoin Id like to give you as a gift this Holiday. We can look over the exchange rates in the back of my van in the KMart parking lot if you want. Also wanted to get you some cool underwear but I realized I dont know the exact size of your package so I can check that all out tonight too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fcm9v
()
Date: December 14, 2017 04:45PM
Spring do not meet with anyone on this site or over the internet IRL. Never give out your personal info. These people here are mentally unwell and possibly dangerous especially and including the 'verified' dude
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
verified onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 06:00PM
Impersonating. Bunch of assholes. You should be ashamed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: December 14, 2017 06:13PM
verified onion Wrote:
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> Impersonating. Bunch of assholes. You should be
> ashamed.
You’re fucking gross, eating another man’s feces. Post all you want about it here but stay out of the Mike O’Meara thread with that shit, you sicko.
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> Impersonating. Bunch of assholes. You should be
> ashamed.
You’re fucking gross, eating another man’s feces. Post all you want about it here but stay out of the Mike O’Meara thread with that shit, you sicko.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
verified onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 06:16PM
Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> verified onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Impersonating. Bunch of assholes. You should be
> > ashamed.
>
>
> You’re fucking gross, eating another man’s
> feces. Post all you want about it here but stay
> out of the Mike O’Meara thread with that shit,
> you sicko.
No you do. You impersonate me constantly. And others.
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> verified onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Impersonating. Bunch of assholes. You should be
> > ashamed.
>
>
> You’re fucking gross, eating another man’s
> feces. Post all you want about it here but stay
> out of the Mike O’Meara thread with that shit,
> you sicko.
No you do. You impersonate me constantly. And others.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 14, 2017 06:57PM
What a bunch of fuckheads. To harass or bother people with IBS shows a lack of heart. You really are a bunch of jerks, and need to stop messing with them and revaluate your lives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 14, 2017 07:01PM
What actually is IBS, anyways?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 14, 2017 07:02PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> What actually is IBS, anyways?
Irritable Bowel Syndrome asshole.
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> What actually is IBS, anyways?
Irritable Bowel Syndrome asshole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 07:28PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My dad and the obese neighbor, have clear
> plastic
> > all over the living room walls and floors.
> There
> > is some lubricant and glitter so while I'm not
> > sure what they are doing, the Taylor Swift
> music
> > and boxes of pizza and wine make me suspicious.
> Do
> > grown men normally wear nipple rings?
>
>
> Spring maybe your dad is getting ready to put a
> new coat of paint on the walls thats all. Can you
> take the lube and meet with me this evening? I
> have some Bitcoin and Litecoin Id like to give you
> as a gift this Holiday. We can look over the
> exchange rates in the back of my van in the KMart
> parking lot if you want. Also wanted to get you
> some cool underwear but I realized I dont know the
> exact size of your package so I can check that all
> out tonight too.
OK Green I registered a name (Your HS Fren) and sent a message to Brown Onion because I know that is your account. I sent you my real name and address. I can go out but you have to pick me up by 830 and I have to be back by 10 cause its a school night. What color is your van? When you pull up in front turn your lights off ok.
Im really excited about the Bitcoin - Ill bring a USB with a wallet installed so you can transfer the via coinbase and Ill store the seed my usb - thanks! The part about measuring me for underwear seems weird - are you joking about that? lol.
PS my dad didnt do any painting on the walls so Im not sure what all happened.
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My dad and the obese neighbor, have clear
> plastic
> > all over the living room walls and floors.
> There
> > is some lubricant and glitter so while I'm not
> > sure what they are doing, the Taylor Swift
> music
> > and boxes of pizza and wine make me suspicious.
> Do
> > grown men normally wear nipple rings?
>
>
> Spring maybe your dad is getting ready to put a
> new coat of paint on the walls thats all. Can you
> take the lube and meet with me this evening? I
> have some Bitcoin and Litecoin Id like to give you
> as a gift this Holiday. We can look over the
> exchange rates in the back of my van in the KMart
> parking lot if you want. Also wanted to get you
> some cool underwear but I realized I dont know the
> exact size of your package so I can check that all
> out tonight too.
OK Green I registered a name (Your HS Fren) and sent a message to Brown Onion because I know that is your account. I sent you my real name and address. I can go out but you have to pick me up by 830 and I have to be back by 10 cause its a school night. What color is your van? When you pull up in front turn your lights off ok.
Im really excited about the Bitcoin - Ill bring a USB with a wallet installed so you can transfer the via coinbase and Ill store the seed my usb - thanks! The part about measuring me for underwear seems weird - are you joking about that? lol.
PS my dad didnt do any painting on the walls so Im not sure what all happened.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: December 14, 2017 07:34PM
This is a IBS forum. Or celiac or Chrons disease. Please be respectful of us here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Failed thread
()
Date: December 14, 2017 07:42PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> This is a IBS forum. Or celiac or Chrons disease.
> Please be respectful of us here.
This is a phony troll thread with a misleading title. With nothing but trolls who are mostly the one same person. Please go fuck yourself.
The true IBS sufferers have left this phony bullshit thread and are now posting about their bowel issues in TMOS where they can get the support they need.
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> This is a IBS forum. Or celiac or Chrons disease.
> Please be respectful of us here.
This is a phony troll thread with a misleading title. With nothing but trolls who are mostly the one same person. Please go fuck yourself.
The true IBS sufferers have left this phony bullshit thread and are now posting about their bowel issues in TMOS where they can get the support they need.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: December 14, 2017 07:47PM
Failed thread Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is a IBS forum. Or celiac or Chrons
> disease.
> > Please be respectful of us here.
>
>
> This is a phony troll thread with a misleading
> title. With nothing but trolls who are mostly the
> one same person. Please go fuck yourself.
>
> The true IBS sufferers have left this phony
> bullshit thread and are now posting about their
> bowel issues in TMOS where they can get the
> support they need.
This is an IBS thread period. Have you had your bowels flare up? Unexpectedly? I don't think so. It is unreal that you continue to harass myself and others here. Please get a hobby and less offensive language perhaps.
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is a IBS forum. Or celiac or Chrons
> disease.
> > Please be respectful of us here.
>
>
> This is a phony troll thread with a misleading
> title. With nothing but trolls who are mostly the
> one same person. Please go fuck yourself.
>
> The true IBS sufferers have left this phony
> bullshit thread and are now posting about their
> bowel issues in TMOS where they can get the
> support they need.
This is an IBS thread period. Have you had your bowels flare up? Unexpectedly? I don't think so. It is unreal that you continue to harass myself and others here. Please get a hobby and less offensive language perhaps.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
llllloooollllllllll
()
Date: December 14, 2017 08:14PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Failed thread Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dave Johns Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is a IBS forum. Or celiac or Chrons
> > disease.
> > > Please be respectful of us here.
> >
> >
> > This is a phony troll thread with a misleading
> > title. With nothing but trolls who are mostly
> the
> > one same person. Please go fuck yourself.
> >
> > The true IBS sufferers have left this phony
> > bullshit thread and are now posting about their
> > bowel issues in TMOS where they can get the
> > support they need.
>
>
>
> This is an IBS thread period. Have you had your
> bowels flare up? Unexpectedly? I don't think so.
> It is unreal that you continue to harass myself
> and others here. Please get a hobby and less
> offensive language perhaps.
He speaks the truth - the MOM thread is really discussing food. Here its all about bowel movements so large midwives are needed to deliver them. That and running immigrants legal or not. Its not about bowels and its not funny or creative. MOM thread does have some scat stories but they are at least creative not 'groan throne' a thousand times. Jesus, 'starfish' really? Is that supposed to be funny or about IBS health? neither.
Also Im very worried about the fictional story line of a high school student being lured to this scat thread with the gifs and all. I know its fake but its disturbing.
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> Failed thread Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dave Johns Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is a IBS forum. Or celiac or Chrons
> > disease.
> > > Please be respectful of us here.
> >
> >
> > This is a phony troll thread with a misleading
> > title. With nothing but trolls who are mostly
> the
> > one same person. Please go fuck yourself.
> >
> > The true IBS sufferers have left this phony
> > bullshit thread and are now posting about their
> > bowel issues in TMOS where they can get the
> > support they need.
>
>
>
> This is an IBS thread period. Have you had your
> bowels flare up? Unexpectedly? I don't think so.
> It is unreal that you continue to harass myself
> and others here. Please get a hobby and less
> offensive language perhaps.
He speaks the truth - the MOM thread is really discussing food. Here its all about bowel movements so large midwives are needed to deliver them. That and running immigrants legal or not. Its not about bowels and its not funny or creative. MOM thread does have some scat stories but they are at least creative not 'groan throne' a thousand times. Jesus, 'starfish' really? Is that supposed to be funny or about IBS health? neither.
Also Im very worried about the fictional story line of a high school student being lured to this scat thread with the gifs and all. I know its fake but its disturbing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 14, 2017 08:22PM
A good Christmas party, and Matilda and I passed out a few Bristol Stool Guides, and generated bowel awareness. One younger woman looked at me as if I was crazy, when I inquired about her bowels, but fifty years from now the betrayal will begin.
It was a joyous occasion. Now to read pamphlets and go to bed.
It was a joyous occasion. Now to read pamphlets and go to bed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: December 15, 2017 04:07AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A good Christmas party, and Matilda and I passed
> out a few Bristol Stool Guides, and generated
> bowel awareness. One younger woman looked at me as
> if I was crazy, when I inquired about her bowels,
> but fifty years from now the betrayal will begin.
>
> It was a joyous occasion. Now to read pamphlets
> and go to bed.
Which organization do you represent? I can imagine this caused some discomfort, but I give you credit for starting something to help others.
-------------------------------------------------------
> A good Christmas party, and Matilda and I passed
> out a few Bristol Stool Guides, and generated
> bowel awareness. One younger woman looked at me as
> if I was crazy, when I inquired about her bowels,
> but fifty years from now the betrayal will begin.
>
> It was a joyous occasion. Now to read pamphlets
> and go to bed.
Which organization do you represent? I can imagine this caused some discomfort, but I give you credit for starting something to help others.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 06:16AM
Moons over my Hammy. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: December 15, 2017 07:24AM
Spinning signz dressed up as santaz elvez. Green tight pantz with bunz sticking out. Look at the goodz bring your woodz and bayz in bayz dollarz. Wife not putting outz? Come on down and visit my bowelz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Briston Guide Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 07:54AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Matilda
MatildaMatilda Matilda Matilda
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Matilda
Matilda
Matilda Matilda Matilda Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 07:55AM
I left the house this morning wishing my mom was here. My dad made my lunch. Its potted meat, Vienna sausages, and a Michelob Light. The chocolate brownie does not look bowel friendly. The obese neighbor was on the couch naked on his fat stomach.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boyfriend
()
Date: December 15, 2017 07:57AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A good Christmas party, and Matilda and I passed
> out a few Bristol Stool Guides, and generated
> bowel awareness. One younger woman looked at me as
> if I was crazy, when I inquired about her bowels,
> but fifty years from now the betrayal will begin.
>
> It was a joyous occasion. Now to read pamphlets
> and go to bed.
So original, so funny. Not. You are lucky the 'young lady's' boyfriend or husband wasnt with her. If an old pervert like you gave her pictures of shit and asked her how her bowels were I would knock your old ass out and curb-stomp your bald head.
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> A good Christmas party, and Matilda and I passed
> out a few Bristol Stool Guides, and generated
> bowel awareness. One younger woman looked at me as
> if I was crazy, when I inquired about her bowels,
> but fifty years from now the betrayal will begin.
>
> It was a joyous occasion. Now to read pamphlets
> and go to bed.
So original, so funny. Not. You are lucky the 'young lady's' boyfriend or husband wasnt with her. If an old pervert like you gave her pictures of shit and asked her how her bowels were I would knock your old ass out and curb-stomp your bald head.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 15, 2017 08:03AM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> I left the house this morning wishing my mom was
> here. My dad made my lunch. Its potted meat,
> Vienna sausages, and a Michelob Light. The
> chocolate brownie does not look bowel friendly.
> The obese neighbor was on the couch naked on his
> fat stomach.
Spring - so sorry to hear about your family problems. Your dad sounds pretty cool though giving you some adult refreshment for school! Your neighbor may be having marital problems and your dad just offered him a place to stay. Im sure his blanket fell off or maybe your dad removed his underwear to make him more comfortable.
Have fun at your last day at school before winter break and keep posting. Also what is your waist and inseam? Did VGO to get your underwear measurements?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I left the house this morning wishing my mom was
> here. My dad made my lunch. Its potted meat,
> Vienna sausages, and a Michelob Light. The
> chocolate brownie does not look bowel friendly.
> The obese neighbor was on the couch naked on his
> fat stomach.
Spring - so sorry to hear about your family problems. Your dad sounds pretty cool though giving you some adult refreshment for school! Your neighbor may be having marital problems and your dad just offered him a place to stay. Im sure his blanket fell off or maybe your dad removed his underwear to make him more comfortable.
Have fun at your last day at school before winter break and keep posting. Also what is your waist and inseam? Did VGO to get your underwear measurements?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 08:36AM
At school and relieved to be away from my dad's shaved gerbils. They look really odd without nails. I didn't know they liked going up PVC pipe before. You learn something new everyday, but my dad does not want my mom to know about rodents in the home.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 08:56AM
Wow you really are a jerk. Impersonating us adults while rude and immature is pretty bad. Yet to impersonate a high school student is sick and twisted.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
FYBDW Thread Welcomes Minors!!!
()
Date: December 15, 2017 09:04AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Wow you really are a jerk. Impersonating us adults
> while rude and immature is pretty bad. Yet to
> impersonate a high school student is sick and
> twisted.
are you afraid he will scare your fictional high school pet away from this scat porn thread? I mean it is in every high school student's best interest to be a regular visitor to threads that talk about shit and post pictures of shitting right? You are such a good mentor to the youth of today.
freak
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> Wow you really are a jerk. Impersonating us adults
> while rude and immature is pretty bad. Yet to
> impersonate a high school student is sick and
> twisted.
are you afraid he will scare your fictional high school pet away from this scat porn thread? I mean it is in every high school student's best interest to be a regular visitor to threads that talk about shit and post pictures of shitting right? You are such a good mentor to the youth of today.
freak
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 09:40AM
FYBDW Thread Welcomes Minors!!! Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow you really are a jerk. Impersonating us
> adults
> > while rude and immature is pretty bad. Yet to
> > impersonate a high school student is sick and
> > twisted.
>
>
> are you afraid he will scare your fictional high
> school pet away from this scat porn thread? I
> mean it is in every high school student's best
> interest to be a regular visitor to threads that
> talk about shit and post pictures of shitting
> right? You are such a good mentor to the youth of
> today.
>
> freak
Says the freak who posts pictures and impersonates.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow you really are a jerk. Impersonating us
> adults
> > while rude and immature is pretty bad. Yet to
> > impersonate a high school student is sick and
> > twisted.
>
>
> are you afraid he will scare your fictional high
> school pet away from this scat porn thread? I
> mean it is in every high school student's best
> interest to be a regular visitor to threads that
> talk about shit and post pictures of shitting
> right? You are such a good mentor to the youth of
> today.
>
> freak
Says the freak who posts pictures and impersonates.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: December 15, 2017 10:28AM
Spinning signz up and down on median stripz got maltz and cigarettez make me dealz and I provide you oil changez servicez
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 10:34AM
I do see a lot of butt hurt, albeit from the superior bowel crowd.
Despite their sneers and fake smiles, their false sense of superiority registers behind a keyboard.
Yes I might be old, but combat proven and what I can do with a golf club, don't make me disembowel you.
Despite their sneers and fake smiles, their false sense of superiority registers behind a keyboard.
Yes I might be old, but combat proven and what I can do with a golf club, don't make me disembowel you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 10:47AM
Lunch will be soon. I've ditched my dad's lunch, having scored a few dollars for bowel friendly foods from the lunch lady. It was so easy to sell the meth and now I can eat healthy. I hope my mom does not show up early today, as my dad, neighbor, and shaved gerbils might disturb her.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 15, 2017 11:18AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I do see a lot of butt hurt, albeit from the
> superior bowel crowd.
>
> Despite their sneers and fake smiles, their false
> sense of superiority registers behind a keyboard.
>
> Yes I might be old, but combat proven and what I
> can do with a golf club, don't make me disembowel
> you.
Internet tough guys BO. Its all part of making a mark.
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> I do see a lot of butt hurt, albeit from the
> superior bowel crowd.
>
> Despite their sneers and fake smiles, their false
> sense of superiority registers behind a keyboard.
>
> Yes I might be old, but combat proven and what I
> can do with a golf club, don't make me disembowel
> you.
Internet tough guys BO. Its all part of making a mark.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 11:22AM
I think I shit out the macaroni and cheese along with the hamsteak this morning. It was pretty extreme but I lived through it. Sadly I ripped the shower curtian rod off the wall so I had to take a bath rather than a shower afterwards. Looks like I will have to stop by Lowes after work for a new rod. Soaking the fish was probably a good idea anyway.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: December 15, 2017 11:39AM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> I think I shit out the macaroni and cheese along
> with the hamsteak this morning. It was pretty
> extreme but I lived through it. Sadly I ripped the
> shower curtian rod off the wall so I had to take a
> bath rather than a shower afterwards. Looks like I
> will have to stop by Lowes after work for a new
> rod. Soaking the fish was probably a good idea
> anyway.
That's a bit scat focused there.
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> I think I shit out the macaroni and cheese along
> with the hamsteak this morning. It was pretty
> extreme but I lived through it. Sadly I ripped the
> shower curtian rod off the wall so I had to take a
> bath rather than a shower afterwards. Looks like I
> will have to stop by Lowes after work for a new
> rod. Soaking the fish was probably a good idea
> anyway.
That's a bit scat focused there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
feces soup
()
Date: December 15, 2017 12:05PM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> I think I shit out the macaroni and cheese along
> with the hamsteak this morning. It was pretty
> extreme but I lived through it. Sadly I ripped the
> shower curtian rod off the wall so I had to take a
> bath rather than a shower afterwards. Looks like I
> will have to stop by Lowes after work for a new
> rod. Soaking the fish was probably a good idea
> anyway.
you realize taking a bath after taking a messy shit is just sitting in feces soup - you get that right? Also if your bowel movements are so painful you have to grab a handful of shower curtain you should probably see a board certified specialist.
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> I think I shit out the macaroni and cheese along
> with the hamsteak this morning. It was pretty
> extreme but I lived through it. Sadly I ripped the
> shower curtian rod off the wall so I had to take a
> bath rather than a shower afterwards. Looks like I
> will have to stop by Lowes after work for a new
> rod. Soaking the fish was probably a good idea
> anyway.
you realize taking a bath after taking a messy shit is just sitting in feces soup - you get that right? Also if your bowel movements are so painful you have to grab a handful of shower curtain you should probably see a board certified specialist.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
VGO Pervert for Teen Meat
()
Date: December 15, 2017 12:08PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> FYBDW Thread Welcomes Minors!!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wow you really are a jerk. Impersonating us
> > adults
> > > while rude and immature is pretty bad. Yet to
> > > impersonate a high school student is sick and
> > > twisted.
> >
> >
> > are you afraid he will scare your fictional
> high
> > school pet away from this scat porn thread? I
> > mean it is in every high school student's best
> > interest to be a regular visitor to threads
> that
> > talk about shit and post pictures of shitting
> > right? You are such a good mentor to the youth
> of
> > today.
> >
> > freak
>
>
> Says the freak who posts pictures and
> impersonates.
So you think its a good idea for HS students to visit this thread. I dont think that makes you a very good person. In fact it makes you a dangerous person to be given access to teens.
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> FYBDW Thread Welcomes Minors!!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wow you really are a jerk. Impersonating us
> > adults
> > > while rude and immature is pretty bad. Yet to
> > > impersonate a high school student is sick and
> > > twisted.
> >
> >
> > are you afraid he will scare your fictional
> high
> > school pet away from this scat porn thread? I
> > mean it is in every high school student's best
> > interest to be a regular visitor to threads
> that
> > talk about shit and post pictures of shitting
> > right? You are such a good mentor to the youth
> of
> > today.
> >
> > freak
>
>
> Says the freak who posts pictures and
> impersonates.
So you think its a good idea for HS students to visit this thread. I dont think that makes you a very good person. In fact it makes you a dangerous person to be given access to teens.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: December 15, 2017 01:02PM
Signz spinning snowflakez out making dealz bunz out bring dollarz and coinz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fiber is your friend!
()
Date: December 15, 2017 01:20PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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I might be oldI I might be oldI might be oldI might be oldI might be oldI might be oldI might be oldmight be old
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I might be old
I I might be oldI might be oldI might be oldI might be oldI might be oldI might be oldmight be oldRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 01:59PM
I'm enjoying the last part of the school day. I currently am drinking prune juice, and eating fruits and vegetables. My biology teacher probably knows I have the best bowels in the entire class. It feels good to eat well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 02:14PM
Dear bowels,
We've been through a lot during our multiple decades. You were so kinder to me when leisure suits were popular. You served me well in Nam and you even were okay during the Disco Duck era.
Yet as the 80s and 90s continued, as we beat the Russian scum in the cold war, but the 2000s have been shirty. Your 40 feet of piping need a plumber, and the Dodge K car quality of breaking down or hoisting SUV sized brown monsters into the Chesapeake Bay Watershed make me wonder about your intentions.
We've been through a lot during our multiple decades. You were so kinder to me when leisure suits were popular. You served me well in Nam and you even were okay during the Disco Duck era.
Yet as the 80s and 90s continued, as we beat the Russian scum in the cold war, but the 2000s have been shirty. Your 40 feet of piping need a plumber, and the Dodge K car quality of breaking down or hoisting SUV sized brown monsters into the Chesapeake Bay Watershed make me wonder about your intentions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: December 15, 2017 02:48PM
Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Put pantz on drinking hot coffeez not many customerz but see bayz in bayz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 03:00PM
VGO Pervert for Teen Meat Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FYBDW Thread Welcomes Minors!!! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Wow you really are a jerk. Impersonating us
> > > adults
> > > > while rude and immature is pretty bad. Yet
> to
> > > > impersonate a high school student is sick
> and
> > > > twisted.
> > >
> > >
> > > are you afraid he will scare your fictional
> > high
> > > school pet away from this scat porn thread?
> I
> > > mean it is in every high school student's
> best
> > > interest to be a regular visitor to threads
> > that
> > > talk about shit and post pictures of shitting
> > > right? You are such a good mentor to the
> youth
> > of
> > > today.
> > >
> > > freak
> >
> >
> > Says the freak who posts pictures and
> > impersonates.
>
>
> So you think its a good idea for HS students to
> visit this thread. I dont think that makes you a
> very good person. In fact it makes you a
> dangerous person to be given access to teens.
Um talking about our bowels. Our digestive systems. A young man inspired to research for a cure and change his diet. Are you insane?
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FYBDW Thread Welcomes Minors!!! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Wow you really are a jerk. Impersonating us
> > > adults
> > > > while rude and immature is pretty bad. Yet
> to
> > > > impersonate a high school student is sick
> and
> > > > twisted.
> > >
> > >
> > > are you afraid he will scare your fictional
> > high
> > > school pet away from this scat porn thread?
> I
> > > mean it is in every high school student's
> best
> > > interest to be a regular visitor to threads
> > that
> > > talk about shit and post pictures of shitting
> > > right? You are such a good mentor to the
> youth
> > of
> > > today.
> > >
> > > freak
> >
> >
> > Says the freak who posts pictures and
> > impersonates.
>
>
> So you think its a good idea for HS students to
> visit this thread. I dont think that makes you a
> very good person. In fact it makes you a
> dangerous person to be given access to teens.
Um talking about our bowels. Our digestive systems. A young man inspired to research for a cure and change his diet. Are you insane?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 03:22PM
Riding the bus home. Looking forward to Christmas break. My dad said something about fudge baking in the kitchen. I am confused. Him and the obese neighbor have to be naked, as they are cooking. They have plastic sheets on the floors and walls. Plus I am supposed to eat the pizza my dad bought in my living room.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Midwives lolers
()
Date: December 15, 2017 03:44PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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40 feet of piping
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40 feet of pipingRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Question about Fibre
()
Date: December 15, 2017 03:48PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Riding the bus home. Looking forward to Christmas
> break. My dad said something about fudge baking in
> the kitchen. I am confused. Him and the obese
> neighbor have to be naked, as they are cooking.
> They have plastic sheets on the floors and walls.
> Plus I am supposed to eat the pizza my dad bought
> in my living room.
Traditional Swedish holiday cooking is done in the nude - shows the purity of the visitation of the Holy Spirit on All Saints Day. Please enjoy this natural tradition. I would stay away from the cold pizza on the drop cloths however. Sounds very dangerous for your bowels. Does the obese neighbor have a large penis and a tattoo of Thurmon Munson on his chest?
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> Riding the bus home. Looking forward to Christmas
> break. My dad said something about fudge baking in
> the kitchen. I am confused. Him and the obese
> neighbor have to be naked, as they are cooking.
> They have plastic sheets on the floors and walls.
> Plus I am supposed to eat the pizza my dad bought
> in my living room.
Traditional Swedish holiday cooking is done in the nude - shows the purity of the visitation of the Holy Spirit on All Saints Day. Please enjoy this natural tradition. I would stay away from the cold pizza on the drop cloths however. Sounds very dangerous for your bowels. Does the obese neighbor have a large penis and a tattoo of Thurmon Munson on his chest?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sick Puppy 22
()
Date: December 15, 2017 03:58PM
You all have serious issues!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 04:48PM
Sick Puppy 22 Wrote:
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> You all have serious issues!
Some. Not all. The one loser with the shit pictures and impersonating others is.
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> You all have serious issues!
Some. Not all. The one loser with the shit pictures and impersonating others is.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 05:11PM
I am getting lots of fake postings lol!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 06:08PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am getting lots of fake postings lol!
Guess that means you've earned your medal for being here. Merry early Christmas Spring Onion. Any good plans?
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> I am getting lots of fake postings lol!
Guess that means you've earned your medal for being here. Merry early Christmas Spring Onion. Any good plans?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 06:45PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am getting lots of fake postings lol!
OH and I forgot to mention please keep coming back - this is a great thread for underage young adults. I say that because I myself am an adult and would encourage my own teenage son to spend time at this important thread. Its a place to meet friends and get valuable information about your body.
Again so glad to see youth energized by a positive thread like this one!
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> I am getting lots of fake postings lol!
OH and I forgot to mention please keep coming back - this is a great thread for underage young adults. I say that because I myself am an adult and would encourage my own teenage son to spend time at this important thread. Its a place to meet friends and get valuable information about your body.
Again so glad to see youth energized by a positive thread like this one!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 07:03PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am getting lots of fake postings lol!
>
> OH and I forgot to mention please keep coming back
> - this is a great thread for underage young
> adults. I say that because I myself am an adult
> and would encourage my own teenage son to spend
> time at this important thread. Its a place to
> meet friends and get valuable information about
> your body.
>
> Again so glad to see youth energized by a positive
> thread like this one!
This cancer has a lot of free time.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am getting lots of fake postings lol!
>
> OH and I forgot to mention please keep coming back
> - this is a great thread for underage young
> adults. I say that because I myself am an adult
> and would encourage my own teenage son to spend
> time at this important thread. Its a place to
> meet friends and get valuable information about
> your body.
>
> Again so glad to see youth energized by a positive
> thread like this one!
This cancer has a lot of free time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 07:11PM
Starting to feel the buildup from last nights felectables. They were good foods made by white people, but ultimately even the safest vegetable casserole is going to turn into brown jambalaya or a basketball of rather inflated size.
Tonight is to be a relaxing night. Will pray for my innards and the starfish but the pain will be severe.
Tonight is to be a relaxing night. Will pray for my innards and the starfish but the pain will be severe.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Optimistic Onion
()
Date: December 15, 2017 07:57PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Starting to feel the buildup from last nights
> felectables. They were good foods made by white
> people, but ultimately even the safest vegetable
> casserole is going to turn into brown jambalaya or
> a basketball of rather inflated size.
>
> Tonight is to be a relaxing night. Will pray for
> my innards and the starfish but the pain will be
> severe.
Hopefully you burst a blood vessel in your low IQ brain trying to shit, you racist fucktard.
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> Starting to feel the buildup from last nights
> felectables. They were good foods made by white
> people, but ultimately even the safest vegetable
> casserole is going to turn into brown jambalaya or
> a basketball of rather inflated size.
>
> Tonight is to be a relaxing night. Will pray for
> my innards and the starfish but the pain will be
> severe.
Hopefully you burst a blood vessel in your low IQ brain trying to shit, you racist fucktard.