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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 15, 2017 05:22PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Gotz me the day off taday. Me an my new roomate
> are gettin along okay. He iz workin at the church
> all day taday so I can watch football an drink
> beerz in peace. Cookin me another turkey breast
> with taters an carrots in the crock pot!
>
> I hope all yall brown guys iz havin a nice
> weekend.
That sounds good red onion, but my starfish could not handle that. Hope you're enjoying the games on television. Matilda and I watched the Redskins win but both of us agree the 49ers coach might have experienced bowel problems during the game. His expressions are a cry for midwives.
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> Gotz me the day off taday. Me an my new roomate
> are gettin along okay. He iz workin at the church
> all day taday so I can watch football an drink
> beerz in peace. Cookin me another turkey breast
> with taters an carrots in the crock pot!
>
> I hope all yall brown guys iz havin a nice
> weekend.
That sounds good red onion, but my starfish could not handle that. Hope you're enjoying the games on television. Matilda and I watched the Redskins win but both of us agree the 49ers coach might have experienced bowel problems during the game. His expressions are a cry for midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 15, 2017 05:25PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Mrs Dive and I are going RV camping later this
> week. The restroom in our RV is tiny and Mrs Dive
> is not looking forward to me downloading the brown
> file while she is in the camper so I bought this
> today! I can set this up in the woods 30 or 40
> yards from the rv!
That looks great and you married well dive! She is a bowel buddy and takes her vows seriously. I miss my beloved Ethel. Her singing voice during my battle of the bulge was angelic.
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> Mrs Dive and I are going RV camping later this
> week. The restroom in our RV is tiny and Mrs Dive
> is not looking forward to me downloading the brown
> file while she is in the camper so I bought this
> today! I can set this up in the woods 30 or 40
> yards from the rv!
That looks great and you married well dive! She is a bowel buddy and takes her vows seriously. I miss my beloved Ethel. Her singing voice during my battle of the bulge was angelic.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Beloved Ethel RIP
()
Date: October 15, 2017 06:40PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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I miss my beloved Ethel here is a picture of her from our wedding night...
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I miss my beloved Ethel here is a picture of her from our wedding night...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 15, 2017 07:28PM
Beloved Ethel RIP Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> I miss my beloved Ethel here is a picture of her
> from our wedding night...
>
No that's you in one of those selfies my rug rats are all about.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> I miss my beloved Ethel here is a picture of her
> from our wedding night...
>
No that's you in one of those selfies my rug rats are all about.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Ethel Pics
()
Date: October 15, 2017 07:48PM
EthelEthelEthelEthelEthelEthelEthelEthelEthelEthelEthelEthelEthelEthelEthelRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: October 16, 2017 06:40AM
I ate at Bob Evans. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: October 16, 2017 07:07AM
Metro has not responded to emails or letters written about bathroom on cars requests. Does anyone have a suggestion?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: October 16, 2017 09:12AM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Metro has not responded to emails or letters
> written about bathroom on cars requests. Does
> anyone have a suggestion?
I think that falls under ADA. Maybe the secretary of health and human services.
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> Metro has not responded to emails or letters
> written about bathroom on cars requests. Does
> anyone have a suggestion?
I think that falls under ADA. Maybe the secretary of health and human services.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: October 16, 2017 11:14AM
Kids in the FBLA are selling big chocolate bars in school to raise money. The fat black kid in my home room got busted stealing a box of those bars out of another kids backpack. That was the same kid that stole my lunch a few weeks ago. I was thinking about putting ex-lax in some food and leaving it out for him to steal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: October 16, 2017 11:15AM
Ok I have bowel problems but the ADA for this seems extreme. Add taxes and costs to metro? That's insane !
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: October 16, 2017 12:07PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Ok I have bowel problems but the ADA for this
> seems extreme. Add taxes and costs to metro?
> That's insane !
I don't think it would cost much for at least some metro cars to have bathrooms in them. I'm in favor of the idea.
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> Ok I have bowel problems but the ADA for this
> seems extreme. Add taxes and costs to metro?
> That's insane !
I don't think it would cost much for at least some metro cars to have bathrooms in them. I'm in favor of the idea.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: October 16, 2017 12:48PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Kids in the FBLA are selling big chocolate bars in
> school to raise money. The fat black kid in my
> home room got busted stealing a box of those bars
> out of another kids backpack. That was the same
> kid that stole my lunch a few weeks ago. I was
> thinking about putting ex-lax in some food and
> leaving it out for him to steal.
You should do it and laugh when his bowels explode. Good revenge on a chocolate face.
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> Kids in the FBLA are selling big chocolate bars in
> school to raise money. The fat black kid in my
> home room got busted stealing a box of those bars
> out of another kids backpack. That was the same
> kid that stole my lunch a few weeks ago. I was
> thinking about putting ex-lax in some food and
> leaving it out for him to steal.
You should do it and laugh when his bowels explode. Good revenge on a chocolate face.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
j3nvp
()
Date: October 16, 2017 01:26PM
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Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: October 16, 2017 03:37PM
Anyone who constantly posts scat pics has issues!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: October 16, 2017 04:37PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> Anyone who constantly posts scat pics has issues!
It's just a little kid desperate for attention.
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> Anyone who constantly posts scat pics has issues!
It's just a little kid desperate for attention.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
messedup
()
Date: October 16, 2017 05:03PM
Thread is gross - fucked up people posting about their shit calling our another fuked up dude posting pictures of shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: October 16, 2017 07:00PM
messedup Wrote:
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> Thread is gross - fucked up people posting about
> their shit calling our another fuked up dude
> posting pictures of shit.
No it's people without the health issues who post pics and or mock.
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> Thread is gross - fucked up people posting about
> their shit calling our another fuked up dude
> posting pictures of shit.
No it's people without the health issues who post pics and or mock.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jcc
()
Date: October 16, 2017 07:11PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> messedup Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thread is gross - fucked up people posting
> about
> > their shit calling our another fuked up dude
> > posting pictures of shit.
>
>
> No it's people without the health issues who post
> pics and or mock.
Most of the posts are by just a person or two pretending to be others ('Im dead, Im not dead; Im a student with a farting dad...'). Infantile descriptions of bowel movements and racist comments are about as close to health problem discussion as this thread gets. I think the jokers remarking about signz are at least honest about the absurdity of the thread.
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> messedup Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thread is gross - fucked up people posting
> about
> > their shit calling our another fuked up dude
> > posting pictures of shit.
>
>
> No it's people without the health issues who post
> pics and or mock.
Most of the posts are by just a person or two pretending to be others ('Im dead, Im not dead; Im a student with a farting dad...'). Infantile descriptions of bowel movements and racist comments are about as close to health problem discussion as this thread gets. I think the jokers remarking about signz are at least honest about the absurdity of the thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Informer
()
Date: October 16, 2017 07:44PM
jcc Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > messedup Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thread is gross - fucked up people posting
> > about
> > > their shit calling our another fuked up dude
> > > posting pictures of shit.
> >
> >
> > No it's people without the health issues who
> post
> > pics and or mock.
>
> Most of the posts are by just a person or two
> pretending to be others ('Im dead, Im not dead; Im
> a student with a farting dad...'). Infantile
> descriptions of bowel movements and racist
> comments are about as close to health problem
> discussion as this thread gets. I think the
> jokers remarking about signz are at least honest
> about the absurdity of the thread.
Its mostly that guy peekza from the Mike Omeara Show thread.
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > messedup Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thread is gross - fucked up people posting
> > about
> > > their shit calling our another fuked up dude
> > > posting pictures of shit.
> >
> >
> > No it's people without the health issues who
> post
> > pics and or mock.
>
> Most of the posts are by just a person or two
> pretending to be others ('Im dead, Im not dead; Im
> a student with a farting dad...'). Infantile
> descriptions of bowel movements and racist
> comments are about as close to health problem
> discussion as this thread gets. I think the
> jokers remarking about signz are at least honest
> about the absurdity of the thread.
Its mostly that guy peekza from the Mike Omeara Show thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: October 17, 2017 04:50AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is working tonight even though this is usually 5am guys night off. 5am guy will be off three whole nights later this week and Dennys girl has asked for a couple of those nights off as well.
Even though Dennys girl is a little rough around the edges and smokes pot she is very nice to 5am guy without being pushy or demanding like 5am guys last girlfriend was. 5am guy just got done taking a really good dump, it caught 5am guy by surprise! 5am guy was resetting a JACE down in the basement when a overwhelming desire to take a dump hit 5am guy. 5am guy ran to the bathroom used by the janitorial staff and blew out a amazing load.
5am guy would like to extend the best of wishes to all the BIB'S!
Even though Dennys girl is a little rough around the edges and smokes pot she is very nice to 5am guy without being pushy or demanding like 5am guys last girlfriend was. 5am guy just got done taking a really good dump, it caught 5am guy by surprise! 5am guy was resetting a JACE down in the basement when a overwhelming desire to take a dump hit 5am guy. 5am guy ran to the bathroom used by the janitorial staff and blew out a amazing load.
5am guy would like to extend the best of wishes to all the BIB'S!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 17, 2017 07:28AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> working tonight even though this is usually 5am
> guys night off. 5am guy will be off three whole
> nights later this week and Dennys girl has asked
> for a couple of those nights off as well.
> Even though Dennys girl is a little rough around
> the edges and smokes pot she is very nice to 5am
> guy without being pushy or demanding like 5am guys
> last girlfriend was. 5am guy just got done taking
> a really good dump, it caught 5am guy by surprise!
> 5am guy was resetting a JACE down in the basement
> when a overwhelming desire to take a dump hit 5am
> guy. 5am guy ran to the bathroom used by the
> janitorial staff and blew out a amazing load.
> 5am guy would like to extend the best of wishes to
> all the BIB'S!
What's a JACE 5 am guy? I might have to invest in one if it means less Vietcong coming out through my entrails with machetes. It makes me happy to see you with such a woman, and marijuana could help your or her bowels.
This morning my sister called the midwives in advance of today's imminent birth of a tar baby that's going to be of a pungent aroma. The rectal mirror shows a ugly picture.
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> working tonight even though this is usually 5am
> guys night off. 5am guy will be off three whole
> nights later this week and Dennys girl has asked
> for a couple of those nights off as well.
> Even though Dennys girl is a little rough around
> the edges and smokes pot she is very nice to 5am
> guy without being pushy or demanding like 5am guys
> last girlfriend was. 5am guy just got done taking
> a really good dump, it caught 5am guy by surprise!
> 5am guy was resetting a JACE down in the basement
> when a overwhelming desire to take a dump hit 5am
> guy. 5am guy ran to the bathroom used by the
> janitorial staff and blew out a amazing load.
> 5am guy would like to extend the best of wishes to
> all the BIB'S!
What's a JACE 5 am guy? I might have to invest in one if it means less Vietcong coming out through my entrails with machetes. It makes me happy to see you with such a woman, and marijuana could help your or her bowels.
This morning my sister called the midwives in advance of today's imminent birth of a tar baby that's going to be of a pungent aroma. The rectal mirror shows a ugly picture.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
x9plw
()
Date: October 17, 2017 07:51AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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My sister (Matilda the Whore who told you all I had died) called the midwives in advance of this
My sister (Matilda the Whore who told you all I had died) called the midwives in advance of thisMy sister (Matilda the Whore who told you all I had died) called the midwives in advance of thisMy sister (Matilda the Whore who told you all I had died) called the midwives in advance of this
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My sister (Matilda the Whore who told you all I had died) called the midwives in advance of this
My sister (Matilda the Whore who told you all I had died) called the midwives in advance of thisMy sister (Matilda the Whore who told you all I had died) called the midwives in advance of thisMy sister (Matilda the Whore who told you all I had died) called the midwives in advance of thisRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: October 17, 2017 08:36AM
Got g stringz on spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. With me your oil changez are not Pennzoilz but something with my bowelz. You get to use your dip stickz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: October 17, 2017 09:27AM
I ate fried chicken steaks. My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: October 17, 2017 10:16AM
I had peanut butter toast for breakfast today because I was running late for work. Now I am starving and lunch is two hours away. Lookz like a Wendys grilled chicken salad might be a good choice for lunch but it is hard to order a salad with those awesome double cheeseburgers up in my face. My experience is that double cheesburgers and fries for lunch can cause butt trouble with a capitol T.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: October 17, 2017 11:23AM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> I had peanut butter toast for breakfast today
> because I was running late for work. Now I am
> starving and lunch is two hours away. Lookz like a
> Wendys grilled chicken salad might be a good
> choice for lunch but it is hard to order a salad
> with those awesome double cheeseburgers up in my
> face. My experience is that double cheesburgers
> and fries for lunch can cause butt trouble with a
> capitol T.
And you wonder why you have health issues? Eat healthy and exercise.
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> I had peanut butter toast for breakfast today
> because I was running late for work. Now I am
> starving and lunch is two hours away. Lookz like a
> Wendys grilled chicken salad might be a good
> choice for lunch but it is hard to order a salad
> with those awesome double cheeseburgers up in my
> face. My experience is that double cheesburgers
> and fries for lunch can cause butt trouble with a
> capitol T.
And you wonder why you have health issues? Eat healthy and exercise.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: October 17, 2017 12:53PM
Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had peanut butter toast for breakfast today
> > because I was running late for work. Now I am
> > starving and lunch is two hours away. Lookz like
> a
> > Wendys grilled chicken salad might be a good
> > choice for lunch but it is hard to order a
> salad
> > with those awesome double cheeseburgers up in
> my
> > face. My experience is that double cheesburgers
> > and fries for lunch can cause butt trouble with
> a
> > capitol T.
>
>
> And you wonder why you have health issues? Eat
> healthy and exercise.
Full of shit
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> Boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had peanut butter toast for breakfast today
> > because I was running late for work. Now I am
> > starving and lunch is two hours away. Lookz like
> a
> > Wendys grilled chicken salad might be a good
> > choice for lunch but it is hard to order a
> salad
> > with those awesome double cheeseburgers up in
> my
> > face. My experience is that double cheesburgers
> > and fries for lunch can cause butt trouble with
> a
> > capitol T.
>
>
> And you wonder why you have health issues? Eat
> healthy and exercise.
Full of shit
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: October 17, 2017 02:47PM
School is almost out and I need to drop one soon. Hope I make it home and dont shit.my pants.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: October 17, 2017 03:36PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> School is almost out and I need to drop one soon.
> Hope I make it home and dont shit.my pants.
Sometimes you have to push it back in.
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> School is almost out and I need to drop one soon.
> Hope I make it home and dont shit.my pants.
Sometimes you have to push it back in.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nanananana
()
Date: October 17, 2017 06:12PM
thread is gross you people are gross
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:20AM
After fouling up Fairfax's air like Mount Trashmore or perhaps Arthur Treachers on a good day, I finally have expelled one gigantic Toilet Bowl Building shit on the groan throne.
My colon is lighter although the starfish, my poor starfish or what remains of it, fought bravely but truly has suffered the wrath. I doubt I can drive the Buick today, so the setbacks can proceed to pillage without worry.
My colon is lighter although the starfish, my poor starfish or what remains of it, fought bravely but truly has suffered the wrath. I doubt I can drive the Buick today, so the setbacks can proceed to pillage without worry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:28AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> After fouling up Fairfax's air like Mount
> Trashmore or perhaps Arthur Treachers on a good
> day, I finally have expelled one gigantic Toilet
> Bowl Building shit on the groan throne.
>
> My colon is lighter although the starfish, my poor
> starfish or what remains of it, fought bravely but
> truly has suffered the wrath. I doubt I can drive
> the Buick today, so the setbacks can proceed to
> pillage without worry.
5am guy says congratulations Brown Onion!
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> After fouling up Fairfax's air like Mount
> Trashmore or perhaps Arthur Treachers on a good
> day, I finally have expelled one gigantic Toilet
> Bowl Building shit on the groan throne.
>
> My colon is lighter although the starfish, my poor
> starfish or what remains of it, fought bravely but
> truly has suffered the wrath. I doubt I can drive
> the Buick today, so the setbacks can proceed to
> pillage without worry.
5am guy says congratulations Brown Onion!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:44AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > After fouling up Fairfax's air like Mount
> > Trashmore or perhaps Arthur Treachers on a good
> > day, I finally have expelled one gigantic
> Toilet
> > Bowl Building shit on the groan throne.
> >
> > My colon is lighter although the starfish, my
> poor
> > starfish or what remains of it, fought bravely
> but
> > truly has suffered the wrath. I doubt I can
> drive
> > the Buick today, so the setbacks can proceed to
> > pillage without worry.
>
>
> 5am guy says congratulations Brown Onion!
Thank you 5 am! How's your girlfriend, the lava lamp and whale music?
This starfish is on ice and the midwives were gracious enough to call Service Pro and Chris Core for other companies as there's a lot of shit around.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > After fouling up Fairfax's air like Mount
> > Trashmore or perhaps Arthur Treachers on a good
> > day, I finally have expelled one gigantic
> Toilet
> > Bowl Building shit on the groan throne.
> >
> > My colon is lighter although the starfish, my
> poor
> > starfish or what remains of it, fought bravely
> but
> > truly has suffered the wrath. I doubt I can
> drive
> > the Buick today, so the setbacks can proceed to
> > pillage without worry.
>
>
> 5am guy says congratulations Brown Onion!
Thank you 5 am! How's your girlfriend, the lava lamp and whale music?
This starfish is on ice and the midwives were gracious enough to call Service Pro and Chris Core for other companies as there's a lot of shit around.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: October 18, 2017 04:59AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > After fouling up Fairfax's air like Mount
> > > Trashmore or perhaps Arthur Treachers on a
> good
> > > day, I finally have expelled one gigantic
> > Toilet
> > > Bowl Building shit on the groan throne.
> > >
> > > My colon is lighter although the starfish, my
> > poor
> > > starfish or what remains of it, fought
> bravely
> > but
> > > truly has suffered the wrath. I doubt I can
> > drive
> > > the Buick today, so the setbacks can proceed
> to
> > > pillage without worry.
> >
> >
> > 5am guy says congratulations Brown Onion!
>
>
> Thank you 5 am! How's your girlfriend, the lava
> lamp and whale music?
>
> This starfish is on ice and the midwives were
> gracious enough to call Service Pro and Chris Core
> for other companies as there's a lot of shit
> around.
5am guy thinks its funny you mentioned Service pro as 5am guy is having service pro to his condo tomorrow. 5am guys upstairs neighbor had a water leak and they are going to fix the water damage.
After service pro 5am guy is having Merry maids come out and clean 5am guys place real good so 5am guy can invite Dennys girl over. 5am guy let his housekeeping slip a little so now 5am guy needs professional cleaning help.
5am guy hopes your fish recovers soon Brown onion. Now that your tank is close to empty you should get out of the house and enjoy yourself.
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > After fouling up Fairfax's air like Mount
> > > Trashmore or perhaps Arthur Treachers on a
> good
> > > day, I finally have expelled one gigantic
> > Toilet
> > > Bowl Building shit on the groan throne.
> > >
> > > My colon is lighter although the starfish, my
> > poor
> > > starfish or what remains of it, fought
> bravely
> > but
> > > truly has suffered the wrath. I doubt I can
> > drive
> > > the Buick today, so the setbacks can proceed
> to
> > > pillage without worry.
> >
> >
> > 5am guy says congratulations Brown Onion!
>
>
> Thank you 5 am! How's your girlfriend, the lava
> lamp and whale music?
>
> This starfish is on ice and the midwives were
> gracious enough to call Service Pro and Chris Core
> for other companies as there's a lot of shit
> around.
5am guy thinks its funny you mentioned Service pro as 5am guy is having service pro to his condo tomorrow. 5am guys upstairs neighbor had a water leak and they are going to fix the water damage.
After service pro 5am guy is having Merry maids come out and clean 5am guys place real good so 5am guy can invite Dennys girl over. 5am guy let his housekeeping slip a little so now 5am guy needs professional cleaning help.
5am guy hopes your fish recovers soon Brown onion. Now that your tank is close to empty you should get out of the house and enjoy yourself.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: October 18, 2017 08:17AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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I finally have expelled one gigantic Toilet
I finally have expelled one gigantic Toilet
I finally have expelled one gigantic Toilet
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I finally have expelled one gigantic Toilet
I finally have expelled one gigantic Toilet I finally have expelled one gigantic ToiletRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: October 18, 2017 01:06PM
You "people" who post images of defecations are truly repugnant and psychotic.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
thread patrol
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Date: October 18, 2017 01:44PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> You "people" who post images of defecations are
> truly repugnant and psychotic.
Its just attention that they want and you are giving it to them by giving a shit.
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> You "people" who post images of defecations are
> truly repugnant and psychotic.
Its just attention that they want and you are giving it to them by giving a shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jcc
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Date: October 18, 2017 02:05PM
seems like its always in reply to the one Brown guy comments
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
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Date: October 18, 2017 03:24PM
Wearing sparkling thongz up Fairfax Boulevardz. You sir need oil changez? Got your signature servicez here for just a few dollarz. Step in my bayz in bayz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
PeepBB
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Date: October 18, 2017 05:52PM
Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Wearing sparkling thongz up Fairfax Boulevardz.
> You sir need oil changez? Got your signature
> servicez here for just a few dollarz. Step in my
> bayz in bayz.
Must be causing car wrecks, that's a sight to see.
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> Wearing sparkling thongz up Fairfax Boulevardz.
> You sir need oil changez? Got your signature
> servicez here for just a few dollarz. Step in my
> bayz in bayz.
Must be causing car wrecks, that's a sight to see.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: October 18, 2017 06:07PM
You all fucking suck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
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Date: October 18, 2017 07:02PM
Let them show their true colors or as my mom said let them have their cake. One day when they get to a certain age and their butts implode they will realize the bowel brothers were right. Karma is a very real bitch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 18, 2017 08:02PM
Prayers for my starfish would be most welcome.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Great point
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Date: October 18, 2017 08:51PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfish
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> Prayers for my starfish
> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfish> Prayers for my starfishRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: October 19, 2017 07:41AM
The wife and I are leaving town in a hour or so and going to camp in our RV down near Fontana dam/lake in the western NC eastern TN area for 6 nights. I am looking forward to trying my new porta potty. We are renting a small boat and plan to try some fishing and we want to visit Dollywood. Take care BiB's and have a great weekend!
PS, Do you think Dolly Parton ever had IBS?
https://www.visitnc.com/listing/fontana-dam-visitors-center
PS, Do you think Dolly Parton ever had IBS?
https://www.visitnc.com/listing/fontana-dam-visitors-center
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
color and consistency
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Date: October 19, 2017 07:48AM
Wow Dive sounds great but you forgot to mention the color and consistency of your shit. I was FAPPING to the very naughty squat-toilet gif and was hoping to hear details about your own elimination. mmmmmmmm yum yum
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Bowl
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Date: October 19, 2017 09:25AM
The roids internal and external have made toilet water red again. A lot of blood. Wondering if I should use it for Halloween.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
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Date: October 19, 2017 01:42PM
Red Bowl Wrote:
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> The roids internal and external have made toilet
> water red again. A lot of blood. Wondering if I
> should use it for Halloween.
Do you strain a lot? This can cause such inflammation.
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> The roids internal and external have made toilet
> water red again. A lot of blood. Wondering if I
> should use it for Halloween.
Do you strain a lot? This can cause such inflammation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
inflammation question
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Date: October 19, 2017 02:58PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Red Bowl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The roids internal and external have made
> toilet
> > water red again. A lot of blood. Wondering if I
> > should use it for Halloween.
>
>
> Do you strain a lot? This can cause such
> inflammation.
Study the elimination on the gifs above and you will see how beautiful the human body is when eliminating - its exhilarating really. Just a delicious (naughty) release of used food. Very sexy.
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> Red Bowl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The roids internal and external have made
> toilet
> > water red again. A lot of blood. Wondering if I
> > should use it for Halloween.
>
>
> Do you strain a lot? This can cause such
> inflammation.
Study the elimination on the gifs above and you will see how beautiful the human body is when eliminating - its exhilarating really. Just a delicious (naughty) release of used food. Very sexy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
need to be fed
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Date: October 19, 2017 04:46PM
I find stool to be an excellent lubricant for masturbation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 19, 2017 09:00PM
My bowels are still clear but its only a matter of time for rumbling, rectal mirrors, and midwives. Dive Bomber I hope your trip is a bowel friendly one.
Today was productive as the Buick and I took out some spics. Its hard to reduce their number as they reproduce like dark jack rabbits.
Today was productive as the Buick and I took out some spics. Its hard to reduce their number as they reproduce like dark jack rabbits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Bowl
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Date: October 19, 2017 10:34PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My bowels are still clear but its only a matter of
> time for rumbling, rectal mirrors, and midwives.
> Dive Bomber I hope your trip is a bowel friendly
> one.
>
> Today was productive as the Buick and I took out
> some spics. Its hard to reduce their number as
> they reproduce like dark jack rabbits.
Do you have roids too?
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> My bowels are still clear but its only a matter of
> time for rumbling, rectal mirrors, and midwives.
> Dive Bomber I hope your trip is a bowel friendly
> one.
>
> Today was productive as the Buick and I took out
> some spics. Its hard to reduce their number as
> they reproduce like dark jack rabbits.
Do you have roids too?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
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Date: October 19, 2017 11:04PM
I'm on the throne tonight, tired of the commode. People who don't have constipation are lucky.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: October 20, 2017 05:05AM
I just ate a waffle with with whipped cream. My poor bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
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Date: October 20, 2017 07:09AM
Getting readyz got bowelz lubed with 10w30 oilz and waiting for customerz. Too cold for spinning signz. Get out my pantz underwearz take bowelz for servicez don't worry about red underwearz just do your thingz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Little Bowel Trouble
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Date: October 20, 2017 08:31AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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My bowels...its only a matter of time
My bowels...its only a matter of time My bowels...its only a matter of time My bowels...its only a matter of time My bowels...its only a matter of time My bowels...its only a matter of time
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My bowels...its only a matter of time
My bowels...its only a matter of time My bowels...its only a matter of time My bowels...its only a matter of time My bowels...its only a matter of time My bowels...its only a matter of timeRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
gross
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Date: October 20, 2017 10:01AM
Sorry I looked - what is wrong with you all?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 20, 2017 01:42PM
gross Wrote:
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> Sorry I looked - what is wrong with you all?
How are your bowels?
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> Sorry I looked - what is wrong with you all?
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Phillip_C
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Date: October 20, 2017 03:11PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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your bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatilda
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your bowels
Matildayour bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatildayour bowelsMatildaRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
RT Klopf
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Date: October 20, 2017 05:34PM
was having some stomach trouble and thought I would get some advise and I open this sewer of a thread - nearly broke my laptop closing the screen so no one would see the disgusting video. People are fucking sick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
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Date: October 20, 2017 06:32PM
RT Klopf Wrote:
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> was having some stomach trouble and thought I
> would get some advise and I open this sewer of a
> thread - nearly broke my laptop closing the screen
> so no one would see the disgusting video. People
> are fucking sick.
This is for that. Don't let a few knuckleheads interfere with your woes. What's going on exactly?
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> was having some stomach trouble and thought I
> would get some advise and I open this sewer of a
> thread - nearly broke my laptop closing the screen
> so no one would see the disgusting video. People
> are fucking sick.
This is for that. Don't let a few knuckleheads interfere with your woes. What's going on exactly?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jcc
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Date: October 20, 2017 07:17PM
yea I dont think that guy is coming back for advise Green - put away your hand lotion you arent getting his deliciously naughty bowel story to FAP to...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: October 20, 2017 08:31PM
jcc Wrote:
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> yea I dont think that guy is coming back for
> advise Green - put away your hand lotion you arent
> getting his deliciously naughty bowel story to FAP
> to...
More like you to fuckhead. You're nothing more than a internet tough guy who lives in Mommy's basement.
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> yea I dont think that guy is coming back for
> advise Green - put away your hand lotion you arent
> getting his deliciously naughty bowel story to FAP
> to...
More like you to fuckhead. You're nothing more than a internet tough guy who lives in Mommy's basement.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: October 20, 2017 09:06PM
Obscene write ups, bad language, nothing new obviously but deranged folks whom need to be institutionalized.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 21, 2017 04:47AM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Obscene write ups, bad language, nothing new
> obviously but deranged folks whom need to be
> institutionalized.
How's being the prison proctologist?
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> Obscene write ups, bad language, nothing new
> obviously but deranged folks whom need to be
> institutionalized.
How's being the prison proctologist?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: October 21, 2017 07:26AM
Glad it's Saturday. Its okay at home but embarrassing on the metro or at work. Good news is our little office is adding another bathroom stall.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
groaner
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Date: October 21, 2017 10:09AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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my beloved Ethel
my beloved Ethel
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my beloved Ethel
my beloved Ethel
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
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Date: October 21, 2017 11:14AM
People who post images of defecation are truly mentally disturbed, and should create their own scat thread as this is about our bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jcc
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Date: October 21, 2017 11:25AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> People who post images of defecation are truly
> mentally disturbed, and should create their own
> scat thread as this is about our bowels.
Pot calling kettle black dont you think. You and your scat friends invent fictional user screennames to fantasize about your feces. Farting dads, pretend accidents on the metro, fictional bosses, brothers and sisters all focused on your poo. No the poster showing the gifs is no different than you - he's a BIB by your own sick standards.
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> People who post images of defecation are truly
> mentally disturbed, and should create their own
> scat thread as this is about our bowels.
Pot calling kettle black dont you think. You and your scat friends invent fictional user screennames to fantasize about your feces. Farting dads, pretend accidents on the metro, fictional bosses, brothers and sisters all focused on your poo. No the poster showing the gifs is no different than you - he's a BIB by your own sick standards.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
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Date: October 21, 2017 12:30PM
Cooked out last night, had 2 cheese infused sausages on potato rolls with hot mustered and later smoked chicken legs. Had big one when I woke up now having liquid shits every hour or so. I really want pizza delivered tonight but probably not a good idea.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
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Date: October 21, 2017 01:43PM
How about some lettuce, prunes, and some apricots perhaps? You all aren't helping your problems with exercise, how about with foods from your local grocer?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
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Date: October 21, 2017 01:48PM
Got whistlez in teethz. Underwearz off wear thongz on Boulevardz. Yuppie womenz don't put out for husbandz. Get your oil changez here. Keep the bitchez at homez visit bayz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nice red onion
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Date: October 21, 2017 01:52PM
Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Got whistlez in teethz. Underwearz off wear thongz
> on Boulevardz. Yuppie womenz don't put out for
> husbandz. Get your oil changez here. Keep the
> bitchez at homez visit bayz
Fantastic stuff Red Onion! Which corner are you spinning signz on?
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> Got whistlez in teethz. Underwearz off wear thongz
> on Boulevardz. Yuppie womenz don't put out for
> husbandz. Get your oil changez here. Keep the
> bitchez at homez visit bayz
Fantastic stuff Red Onion! Which corner are you spinning signz on?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Buford Tee Justice
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Date: October 21, 2017 03:09PM
Although my constipation has returned, and pain I'm much happier than when with that awful diet the nutritionist set up for me. My wife and kids agree my mood is better, and we are blessed with 4 restrooms in our house. I wish the food change could have worked but simply put it did not.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: October 21, 2017 03:35PM
nice red onion Wrote:
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> Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got whistlez in teethz. Underwearz off wear
> thongz
> > on Boulevardz. Yuppie womenz don't put out for
> > husbandz. Get your oil changez here. Keep the
> > bitchez at homez visit bayz
>
> Fantastic stuff Red Onion! Which corner are you
> spinning signz on?
Fairfax Boulevardz near 123z. Come on out bring cash dollarz quarterz dimez nickelz penniez. Make sure you watch signz spinningz like you not see and prepare bowelz in bayz.
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> Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got whistlez in teethz. Underwearz off wear
> thongz
> > on Boulevardz. Yuppie womenz don't put out for
> > husbandz. Get your oil changez here. Keep the
> > bitchez at homez visit bayz
>
> Fantastic stuff Red Onion! Which corner are you
> spinning signz on?
Fairfax Boulevardz near 123z. Come on out bring cash dollarz quarterz dimez nickelz penniez. Make sure you watch signz spinningz like you not see and prepare bowelz in bayz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
gay rapscallion
()
Date: October 21, 2017 04:28PM
^ rapscallion - I lolered
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 21, 2017 08:08PM
40 feet of internal plumbing, and the brown smelly basketball goes through the unforgiving net of the starfish. Or the goulash that's left over and I wonder watching television on the groan throne, what did we do to have to endure such pains?
I am grateful for the brothers in bowel, the bowel buddies but what's left of my bowels is terrible.
I am grateful for the brothers in bowel, the bowel buddies but what's left of my bowels is terrible.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jcc
()
Date: October 21, 2017 08:37PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 40 feet of internal plumbing, and the brown smelly
> basketball goes through the unforgiving net of the
> starfish. Or the goulash that's left over and I
> wonder watching television on the groan throne,
> what did we do to have to endure such pains?
>
> I am grateful for the brothers in bowel, the bowel
> buddies but what's left of my bowels is terrible.
Scat Matilda plumbing
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> 40 feet of internal plumbing, and the brown smelly
> basketball goes through the unforgiving net of the
> starfish. Or the goulash that's left over and I
> wonder watching television on the groan throne,
> what did we do to have to endure such pains?
>
> I am grateful for the brothers in bowel, the bowel
> buddies but what's left of my bowels is terrible.
Scat Matilda plumbing
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tyrone Basketballix
()
Date: October 21, 2017 10:35PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 40 feet of internal plumbing, and the brown smelly
> basketball goes through the unforgiving net of the
> starfish. Or the goulash that's left over and I
> wonder watching television on the groan throne,
> what did we do to have to endure such pains?
>
> I am grateful for the brothers in bowel, the bowel
> buddies but what's left of my bowels is terrible.
Fuck off, peekza. Go back your Omeara thread. You trolls all suck.
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> 40 feet of internal plumbing, and the brown smelly
> basketball goes through the unforgiving net of the
> starfish. Or the goulash that's left over and I
> wonder watching television on the groan throne,
> what did we do to have to endure such pains?
>
> I am grateful for the brothers in bowel, the bowel
> buddies but what's left of my bowels is terrible.
Fuck off, peekza. Go back your Omeara thread. You trolls all suck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: October 22, 2017 04:50AM
Waffle House. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sunday morning fiber question
()
Date: October 22, 2017 09:33AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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the brown smelly
> basketball
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the brown smelly
> basketball
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: October 22, 2017 10:09AM
To the person/s posting the defecation posts, start your own sick thread. This is about bowel problems and food tips.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: October 22, 2017 10:37AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> To the person/s posting the defecation posts,
> start your own sick thread. This is about bowel
> problems and food tips.
Just like how I'm a dentist!
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> To the person/s posting the defecation posts,
> start your own sick thread. This is about bowel
> problems and food tips.
Just like how I'm a dentist!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dke3v
()
Date: October 22, 2017 10:50AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> To the person/s posting the defecation posts,
> start your own sick thread. This is about bowel
> problems and food tips.
like this?
"Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: October 21, 2017 08:08PM
40 feet of internal plumbing, and the brown smelly basketball goes through the unforgiving net of the starfish. Or the goulash that's left over and I wonder watching television on the groan throne, what did we do to have to endure such pains?'
You are kidding yourself if you dont know you are a scat fetishist. Just enjoy FAPPING to the gifs and shut your food holes.
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> To the person/s posting the defecation posts,
> start your own sick thread. This is about bowel
> problems and food tips.
like this?
"Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: October 21, 2017 08:08PM
40 feet of internal plumbing, and the brown smelly basketball goes through the unforgiving net of the starfish. Or the goulash that's left over and I wonder watching television on the groan throne, what did we do to have to endure such pains?'
You are kidding yourself if you dont know you are a scat fetishist. Just enjoy FAPPING to the gifs and shut your food holes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: October 22, 2017 11:30AM
dke3v Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To the person/s posting the defecation posts,
> > start your own sick thread. This is about bowel
> > problems and food tips.
>
>
> like this?
>
> "Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: October 21, 2017 08:08PM
>
> 40 feet of internal plumbing, and the brown smelly
> basketball goes through the unforgiving net of the
> starfish. Or the goulash that's left over and I
> wonder watching television on the groan throne,
> what did we do to have to endure such pains?'
>
> You are kidding yourself if you dont know you are
> a scat fetishist. Just enjoy FAPPING to the gifs
> and shut your food holes.
Shut your food hole and what's left of your pea sized brain loser. Yes BO is describing his intestines bowels and rectum. Seriously loosen up. Guessing your bowels work well and a lump of coal would create the hope diamond.
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To the person/s posting the defecation posts,
> > start your own sick thread. This is about bowel
> > problems and food tips.
>
>
> like this?
>
> "Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: October 21, 2017 08:08PM
>
> 40 feet of internal plumbing, and the brown smelly
> basketball goes through the unforgiving net of the
> starfish. Or the goulash that's left over and I
> wonder watching television on the groan throne,
> what did we do to have to endure such pains?'
>
> You are kidding yourself if you dont know you are
> a scat fetishist. Just enjoy FAPPING to the gifs
> and shut your food holes.
Shut your food hole and what's left of your pea sized brain loser. Yes BO is describing his intestines bowels and rectum. Seriously loosen up. Guessing your bowels work well and a lump of coal would create the hope diamond.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: October 22, 2017 12:01PM
There is nothing wrong with devouring feces fresh directly from another man’s sphincter. It tastes wonderful, and the health benefits are outstanding.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: October 22, 2017 12:30PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> There is nothing wrong with devouring feces fresh
> directly from another man’s sphincter. It tastes
> wonderful, and the health benefits are
> outstanding.
Not only an imposter a disgusting one with a fucked up imagination.
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> There is nothing wrong with devouring feces fresh
> directly from another man’s sphincter. It tastes
> wonderful, and the health benefits are
> outstanding.
Not only an imposter a disgusting one with a fucked up imagination.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: October 22, 2017 12:34PM
Spinning signz got bloodyz thongz on up and down Fairfax Boulevardz. Gotta make cash moneyz but hole hurtz. Hope 10w30 will provide reliefz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: October 22, 2017 01:48PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To the person/s posting the defecation posts,
> > start your own sick thread. This is about bowel
> > problems and food tips.
>
>
> Just like how I'm a dentist!
I did not know you were a dentist. How do I get these feces stains off of my teeth?
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To the person/s posting the defecation posts,
> > start your own sick thread. This is about bowel
> > problems and food tips.
>
>
> Just like how I'm a dentist!
I did not know you were a dentist. How do I get these feces stains off of my teeth?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: October 22, 2017 02:27PM
Well my Dad and our obese neighbor are at it again. They started drinking busch beer in cans at 11 this morning and they are watching football and cooking chicken parts on the grill that they are going to eat with a huge container of redskin potato salad from Aldi. My Dad has to work tomorrow so it looks like he wants to get drunk early and pass out after the 4 o'clock game. The excessive farting has begun!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: October 22, 2017 05:03PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Well my Dad and our obese neighbor are at it
> again. They started drinking busch beer in cans at
> 11 this morning and they are watching football and
> cooking chicken parts on the grill that they are
> going to eat with a huge container of redskin
> potato salad from Aldi. My Dad has to work
> tomorrow so it looks like he wants to get drunk
> early and pass out after the 4 o'clock game. The
> excessive farting has begun!
Do you have relatives you could stay with?
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> Well my Dad and our obese neighbor are at it
> again. They started drinking busch beer in cans at
> 11 this morning and they are watching football and
> cooking chicken parts on the grill that they are
> going to eat with a huge container of redskin
> potato salad from Aldi. My Dad has to work
> tomorrow so it looks like he wants to get drunk
> early and pass out after the 4 o'clock game. The
> excessive farting has begun!
Do you have relatives you could stay with?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bjgth
()
Date: October 22, 2017 07:56PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> There is nothing wrong with devouring feces fresh
> directly from another man’s sphincter. It tastes
> wonderful, and the health benefits are
> outstanding.
Disgusting and wrong VGO. While there has been some success in fecal transplants allowing fecal donors to donate beneficial flora to BIB's eating feces is a very bad idea - its loaded with harmful bacteria. Do NOT do this.
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> There is nothing wrong with devouring feces fresh
> directly from another man’s sphincter. It tastes
> wonderful, and the health benefits are
> outstanding.
Disgusting and wrong VGO. While there has been some success in fecal transplants allowing fecal donors to donate beneficial flora to BIB's eating feces is a very bad idea - its loaded with harmful bacteria. Do NOT do this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 22, 2017 08:38PM
Imposters and other naysayers. It might be time to use the Buick more effectively. You are all some third world savages.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 22, 2017 10:00PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Well my Dad and our obese neighbor are at it
> again. They started drinking busch beer in cans at
> 11 this morning and they are watching football and
> cooking chicken parts on the grill that they are
> going to eat with a huge container of redskin
> potato salad from Aldi. My Dad has to work
> tomorrow so it looks like he wants to get drunk
> early and pass out after the 4 o'clock game. The
> excessive farting has begun!
Can my sister Matilda cook some better foods for him?
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> Well my Dad and our obese neighbor are at it
> again. They started drinking busch beer in cans at
> 11 this morning and they are watching football and
> cooking chicken parts on the grill that they are
> going to eat with a huge container of redskin
> potato salad from Aldi. My Dad has to work
> tomorrow so it looks like he wants to get drunk
> early and pass out after the 4 o'clock game. The
> excessive farting has begun!
Can my sister Matilda cook some better foods for him?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
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Date: October 22, 2017 11:29PM
bjgth Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > There is nothing wrong with devouring feces
> fresh
> > directly from another man’s sphincter. It
> tastes
> > wonderful, and the health benefits are
> > outstanding.
>
>
> Disgusting and wrong VGO. While there has been
> some success in fecal transplants allowing fecal
> donors to donate beneficial flora to BIB's eating
> feces is a very bad idea - its loaded with harmful
> bacteria. Do NOT do this.
Another superior bowel person looking down on us BiB’s. You clearly do not know what you are talking about. The bacteria in feces builds the immune system, preventing illness. Eating feces promotes good cholesteral and blood pressure, which is why Brown Onion also eats it. Not to mention it tastes delicious.
With that being said, I’m starving. Who wants to shit in my mouth?
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There is nothing wrong with devouring feces
> fresh
> > directly from another man’s sphincter. It
> tastes
> > wonderful, and the health benefits are
> > outstanding.
>
>
> Disgusting and wrong VGO. While there has been
> some success in fecal transplants allowing fecal
> donors to donate beneficial flora to BIB's eating
> feces is a very bad idea - its loaded with harmful
> bacteria. Do NOT do this.
Another superior bowel person looking down on us BiB’s. You clearly do not know what you are talking about. The bacteria in feces builds the immune system, preventing illness. Eating feces promotes good cholesteral and blood pressure, which is why Brown Onion also eats it. Not to mention it tastes delicious.
With that being said, I’m starving. Who wants to shit in my mouth?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 23, 2017 09:56AM
Another imposter what a surprise. Your animosity and trying to divide and conquer the bowel trodden fails again, and again, and yes again.
Was going to look for these savages, but Matilda is calling the midwives. If you hear screaming its not a fox in heat.
Was going to look for these savages, but Matilda is calling the midwives. If you hear screaming its not a fox in heat.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:11AM
I called Congressman Connollys office. No email response from him or Metro. The person answering the phones can only "take my comments down and is not sure where Mr Finally stands on bathrooms in metro cars."
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:23AM
Spinning signz. In thongz with whistlez. Feeling pent up visit my bayz in bayz. That wife of yourz don't put out. Throw me some dollarz and have your wayz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
j7x64
()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:25AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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It might be time
It might be time It might be time It might be time It might be time It might be time It might be time It might be time
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It might be time
It might be time It might be time It might be time It might be time It might be time It might be time It might be timeRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hot Tub Issue
()
Date: October 23, 2017 11:29AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Matilda is calling the midwives
Matilda is calling the midwivesMatilda is calling the midwives
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Matilda is calling the midwives
Matilda is calling the midwivesMatilda is calling the midwives