dive bomber Wrote:
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> I dropped the motherlode this morning! Great way
> to start the day!
>
> Best of luck to all my digestively challenged
> friends here!


That's super. I hope the Goodyear blimp in my belly will somehow cooperate.

Saw William Shatner on a lawyer ad. Wonder how his bowels are. He's got to be close to 90.

Metro got shittier make the silver line brown

I dropped the rather substantial shit. Do you remember the scene from "The Hunt for Red October, " when the Russian ASW plane dropped torpedos. It was pretty much that and what's left of my rear end does hurt, but glad to have resolved that backup. I was half tempted to weigh it, but I'm guessing 3 to 5 lbs.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just a mess at my desk. Monday is nevery easy
> but
> > my coworkers now know of my affliction and it's
> > embarrassing think I'll quit. There's feces all
> > over my work station.
>
>
> I wish my brother was around, as he would know
> what to do in your case. Sadly my brother Clarence
> and I have IBS but the other variety, and my
> heart goes out to you. I'm very sorry you have
> this problem, and hope someone will be kind
> enough to offer advice that can alleviate some of
> this perhaps.
>
> M

Heartwarming indeed. Made up stories about shitting ones work space and the kind words of the dear sister of our friend Brown. Are your means sufficient that you were able to keep on the midwives or did you have to let them go?

Fiber is your friend...

Fiber is your friend... Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just a mess at my desk. Monday is nevery easy
> > but
> > > my coworkers now know of my affliction and
> it's
> > > embarrassing think I'll quit. There's feces
> all
> > > over my work station.
> >
> >
> > I wish my brother was around, as he would know
> > what to do in your case. Sadly my brother
> Clarence
> > and I have IBS but the other variety, and my
> > heart goes out to you. I'm very sorry you have
> > this problem, and hope someone will be kind
> > enough to offer advice that can alleviate some
> of
> > this perhaps.
> >
> > M
>
> Heartwarming indeed. Made up stories about
> shitting ones work space and the kind words of the
> dear sister of our friend Brown. Are your means
> sufficient that you were able to keep on the
> midwives or did you have to let them go?
>
> Fiber is your friend...


You are an asshole. Basically if you can picture one's rectum opening up with a giant shit, that is your stinky attitude.

Brown Onion was my hero and inspiring for all of us, and his sister Matilda in grief is kind enough to keep us posted.

Is this anon doc or one of his friends?

Hes an asshole totally

Stupid but ate cheesy eggs and sausage. My poor bowels will pay for this.

Im glad to have stayed home. The heat increases the chance for dehydration which increases the chance for diarrhea. So far a bit squishy but glad to be home, as its my safe zone.

Do you drink a lot of liquids splatter? I am sorry you have to deal with this shit. No offense but if we shake hands, lots of soap ok?

Off work and eating burgers and beerz. This is going to be bad for bowelz but fuck it.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Do you drink a lot of liquids splatter? I am sorry
> you have to deal with this shit. No offense but if
> we shake hands, lots of soap ok?

That's mature.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do you drink a lot of liquids splatter? I am
> sorry
> > you have to deal with this shit. No offense but
> if
> > we shake hands, lots of soap ok?
>
> That's mature.


Go fuck yourself! All you do is make snide comments.

Got the stench of farts here. The ones that sound like a dog being smothered as it kicks the bucket. Wish me luck.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Fiber is your friend... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just a mess at my desk. Monday is nevery
> easy
> > > but
> > > > my coworkers now know of my affliction and
> > it's
> > > > embarrassing think I'll quit. There's feces
> > all
> > > > over my work station.
> > >
> > >
> > > I wish my brother was around, as he would
> know
> > > what to do in your case. Sadly my brother
> > Clarence
> > > and I have IBS but the other variety, and my
> > > heart goes out to you. I'm very sorry you
> have
> > > this problem, and hope someone will be kind
> > > enough to offer advice that can alleviate
> some
> > of
> > > this perhaps.
> > >
> > > M
> >
> > Heartwarming indeed. Made up stories about
> > shitting ones work space and the kind words of
> the
> > dear sister of our friend Brown. Are your
> means
> > sufficient that you were able to keep on the
> > midwives or did you have to let them go?
> >
> > Fiber is your friend...
>
>
> You are an asshole. Basically if you can picture
> one's rectum opening up with a giant shit, that is
> your stinky attitude.
>
> Brown Onion was my hero and inspiring for all of
> us, and his sister Matilda in grief is kind enough
> to keep us posted.
>
> Is this anon doc or one of his friends?

You didnt know B0 - B0 would often speak of his midwives and he stated that he and his sis shared them. B0 never would have wanted us to forget the midwives I can assure you of that. BTW how are your bowels

midwivesrle Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fiber is your friend... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Just a mess at my desk. Monday is nevery
> > easy
> > > > but
> > > > > my coworkers now know of my affliction
> and
> > > it's
> > > > > embarrassing think I'll quit. There's
> feces
> > > all
> > > > > over my work station.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I wish my brother was around, as he would
> > know
> > > > what to do in your case. Sadly my brother
> > > Clarence
> > > > and I have IBS but the other variety, and
> my
> > > > heart goes out to you. I'm very sorry you
> > have
> > > > this problem, and hope someone will be
> kind
> > > > enough to offer advice that can alleviate
> > some
> > > of
> > > > this perhaps.
> > > >
> > > > M
> > >
> > > Heartwarming indeed. Made up stories about
> > > shitting ones work space and the kind words
> of
> > the
> > > dear sister of our friend Brown. Are your
> > means
> > > sufficient that you were able to keep on the
> > > midwives or did you have to let them go?
> > >
> > > Fiber is your friend...
> >
> >
> > You are an asshole. Basically if you can
> picture
> > one's rectum opening up with a giant shit, that
> is
> > your stinky attitude.
> >
> > Brown Onion was my hero and inspiring for all
> of
> > us, and his sister Matilda in grief is kind
> enough
> > to keep us posted.
> >
> > Is this anon doc or one of his friends?
>
> You didnt know B0 - B0 would often speak of his
> midwives and he stated that he and his sis shared
> them. B0 never would have wanted us to forget the
> midwives I can assure you of that. BTW how are
> your bowels

Actually I have inquired about midwives asshole. And BO was the greatest human being here. My bowels are a disaster zone. If they were in great shape I wouldn't be here.

At home day 2. This heat makes my condition worsens. I try to drink lots of water but even then, the heat can be stifling and make my runny messes far worse. Hoping for cooler weather as this week has not gone well.

Well sombody been postin under my name but what tha heck. My boss at tha jiffy lubes jus gave me a raize in pay so i iz vury happy taday an my bowelz is good. Best wishez ta all yall brown guyz!

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Well sombody been postin under my name but what
> tha heck. My boss at tha jiffy lubes jus gave me a
> raize in pay so i iz vury happy taday an my bowelz
> is good. Best wishez ta all yall brown guyz!

Congrats Red Onion! Well done!

Just had bratwurst with beer. My poor bowels!

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Just had bratwurst with beer. My poor bowels!

Your bowelz need fistz. Put fistz in the bowelz clean up problem fast. The more you stick in your bowelz do what I do at work with my bowelz. Your bowelz will thank you. Fist!

Have any of you tried Almond Milk.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> midwivesrle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fiber is your friend... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Just a mess at my desk. Monday is
> nevery
> > > easy
> > > > > but
> > > > > > my coworkers now know of my affliction
> > and
> > > > it's
> > > > > > embarrassing think I'll quit. There's
> > feces
> > > > all
> > > > > > over my work station.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I wish my brother was around, as he would
> > > know
> > > > > what to do in your case. Sadly my brother
> > > > Clarence
> > > > > and I have IBS but the other variety,
> and
> > my
> > > > > heart goes out to you. I'm very sorry you
> > > have
> > > > > this problem, and hope someone will be
> > kind
> > > > > enough to offer advice that can alleviate
> > > some
> > > > of
> > > > > this perhaps.
> > > > >
> > > > > M
> > > >
> > > > Heartwarming indeed. Made up stories about
> > > > shitting ones work space and the kind words
> > of
> > > the
> > > > dear sister of our friend Brown. Are your
> > > means
> > > > sufficient that you were able to keep on
> the
> > > > midwives or did you have to let them go?
> > > >
> > > > Fiber is your friend...
> > >
> > >
> > > You are an asshole. Basically if you can
> > picture
> > > one's rectum opening up with a giant shit,
> that
> > is
> > > your stinky attitude.
> > >
> > > Brown Onion was my hero and inspiring for all
> > of
> > > us, and his sister Matilda in grief is kind
> > enough
> > > to keep us posted.
> > >
> > > Is this anon doc or one of his friends?
> >
> > You didnt know B0 - B0 would often speak of his
> > midwives and he stated that he and his sis
> shared
> > them. B0 never would have wanted us to forget
> the
> > midwives I can assure you of that. BTW how are
> > your bowels
>
> Actually I have inquired about midwives asshole.
> And BO was the greatest human being here. My
> bowels are a disaster zone. If they were in great
> shape I wouldn't be here.


So what exactly is your problem with my post idiot? Normally when people say 'I shit my brains out...' I take it as a figure of speech - in your case I suppose its literal. Bowels are a reflection of your life and how you are living it. How are yours today?

disaster zone Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > midwivesrle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Fiber is your friend... Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > Just a mess at my desk. Monday is
> > nevery
> > > > easy
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > > my coworkers now know of my
> affliction
> > > and
> > > > > it's
> > > > > > > embarrassing think I'll quit. There's
> > > feces
> > > > > all
> > > > > > > over my work station.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I wish my brother was around, as he
> would
> > > > know
> > > > > > what to do in your case. Sadly my
> brother
> > > > > Clarence
> > > > > > and I have IBS but the other variety,
> > and
> > > my
> > > > > > heart goes out to you. I'm very sorry
> you
> > > > have
> > > > > > this problem, and hope someone will be
> > > kind
> > > > > > enough to offer advice that can
> alleviate
> > > > some
> > > > > of
> > > > > > this perhaps.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > M
> > > > >
> > > > > Heartwarming indeed. Made up stories
> about
> > > > > shitting ones work space and the kind
> words
> > > of
> > > > the
> > > > > dear sister of our friend Brown. Are
> your
> > > > means
> > > > > sufficient that you were able to keep on
> > the
> > > > > midwives or did you have to let them go?
> > > > >
> > > > > Fiber is your friend...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You are an asshole. Basically if you can
> > > picture
> > > > one's rectum opening up with a giant shit,
> > that
> > > is
> > > > your stinky attitude.
> > > >
> > > > Brown Onion was my hero and inspiring for
> all
> > > of
> > > > us, and his sister Matilda in grief is kind
> > > enough
> > > > to keep us posted.
> > > >
> > > > Is this anon doc or one of his friends?
> > >
> > > You didnt know B0 - B0 would often speak of
> his
> > > midwives and he stated that he and his sis
> > shared
> > > them. B0 never would have wanted us to
> forget
> > the
> > > midwives I can assure you of that. BTW how
> are
> > > your bowels
> >
> > Actually I have inquired about midwives
> asshole.
> > And BO was the greatest human being here. My
> > bowels are a disaster zone. If they were in
> great
> > shape I wouldn't be here.
>
>
> So what exactly is your problem with my post
> idiot? Normally when people say 'I shit my brains
> out...' I take it as a figure of speech - in your
> case I suppose its literal. Bowels are a
> reflection of your life and how you are living it.
> How are yours today?


All I did was inquire about almond milk. So unless you can answer or my guess is you are attacking people with digestive problems.

Mr Johns, almond milk tears my bowels up just like regular milk. A big hefty result each and every time.

To the asshole trying to divide the brown here with insidious comments, your efforts have failed. Yes we have lost Brown Onion, but I think we should have an election for President and Vice President of the bowels thread to use the stinky brown gavel as necessary.

Oh yes I must have the Big Mac
Of course it shall make me crap
Loaded with tons of pink slime
My starfish shall do time.

Stammering on the toilet at night
Its amazing what comes to bite
The smell from my bathroom is bad
But its a reminder of what I had

Put your bowelz up. Get fisted in the bayz. Bit of lube clear up bowelz.

Slovak food helps me. Less problem. No poopy pants day at work.

We play with scat. Its our secret fetish! Tysons mall or Fair Oaks mall scat parties in the stalls, scat isn't gay its play its scat

A mess prior to work. Its Friday damn it!

Had a great time at Fairfax City's Rock the Block. Almost all white or asian so safe family fun but had to make the mistake of getting Red Hot and Blue. Its good food but not fun eliminating.

My Mom and Dad are taking me to Busch gardens next week. We are staying in a red roof inn for 3 nights. I will be trapped in that tiny room at night while my Dad blows stinky shits out of his ass. I like Busch gardens but I am begging my parents to get me my own room! They don't want to spend the money.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Mom and Dad are taking me to Busch gardens next
> week. We are staying in a red roof inn for 3
> nights. I will be trapped in that tiny room at
> night while my Dad blows stinky shits out of his
> ass. I like Busch gardens but I am begging my
> parents to get me my own room! They don't want to
> spend the money.


Here is how you get them to cough up the money. Let's keep it a Red Roof Inn not Brown.Explain the cost of a psychiatrist visit. Congrats!

Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My Mom and Dad are taking me to Busch gardens
> next
> > week. We are staying in a red roof inn for 3
> > nights. I will be trapped in that tiny room at
> > night while my Dad blows stinky shits out of
> his
> > ass. I like Busch gardens but I am begging my
> > parents to get me my own room! They don't want
> to
> > spend the money.
>
>
> Here is how you get them to cough up the money.
> Let's keep it a Red Roof Inn not Brown.Explain the
> cost of a psychiatrist visit. Congrats!


Okay, thanks. I am almost 14 years old and I think you are right that it is not mentally healthy for a guy my age to share a room with his parents. I am going to prepare some data and present it to them after church tomorrow.

I lost my bowels to cancer. I carry a brown bag. I have to admit sometimes it is nice to never have to take a shit. If you people really suffer bad you should try the brown bag, it can be stinky but it can change your life!

Dead onion Wrote:
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> I lost my bowels to cancer. I carry a brown bag. I
> have to admit sometimes it is nice to never have
> to take a shit. If you people really suffer bad
> you should try the brown bag, it can be stinky but
> it can change your life!


Oh man you have suffered. Did you keep your bowels in formaldehyde?

Dead onion Wrote:
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> I lost my bowels to cancer. I carry a brown bag. I
> have to admit sometimes it is nice to never have
> to take a shit. If you people really suffer bad
> you should try the brown bag, it can be stinky but
> it can change your life!


I am sad you had to experience that, but I also am incontinent. Who supplies you?

I was walking across the JMU campus early this morning when the urge to take a dump hit me hard. With most of the buildings locked up for summer I was in trouble. I saw a porta-john at a building that was under renovation so I made an uncomfortable dash to that location. Once inside this temporary haven I barely cleared cotton and had a huge ass explosion I realized there was no toilet paper. I would like to thank my walmart socks for their service to my filthy bum. They really saved the day.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> I was walking across the JMU campus early this
> morning when the urge to take a dump hit me hard.
> With most of the buildings locked up for summer I
> was in trouble. I saw a porta-john at a building
> that was under renovation so I made an
> uncomfortable dash to that location. Once inside
> this temporary haven I barely cleared cotton and
> had a huge ass explosion I realized there was no
> toilet paper. I would like to thank my walmart
> socks for their service to my filthy bum. They
> really saved the day.


Oh that is terrible. A tragic day on campus.

Kind of like the day that guy on the bell tower shot college kids.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was walking across the JMU campus early this
> > morning when the urge to take a dump hit me
> hard.
> > With most of the buildings locked up for summer
> I
> > was in trouble. I saw a porta-john at a
> building
> > that was under renovation so I made an
> > uncomfortable dash to that location. Once
> inside
> > this temporary haven I barely cleared cotton
> and
> > had a huge ass explosion I realized there was
> no
> > toilet paper. I would like to thank my walmart
> > socks for their service to my filthy bum. They
> > really saved the day.
>
>
> Oh that is terrible. A tragic day on campus.
>
> Kind of like the day that guy on the bell tower
> shot college kids.


This is about bowelz not about some insane guy. Today my bowelz weren't so good so bent over for fist.

Fist cleared up bowelz made twenty bucks in tips eating chicken drinking beerz

Dump in a bottle

By, Jhonny Bravo



If I could take a dump in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to dump every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to dump them with you
If I could make dumps last forever
If words could make good dumps come true
I'd save every dump like a treasure and then,
Again, I would spend them with you
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go
Through time with dumping.

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Dump in a bottle
>
> By, Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
> If I could take a dump in a bottle
> The first thing that I'd like to do
> Is to dump every day
> 'Til eternity passes away
> Just to dump them with you
> If I could make dumps last forever
> If words could make good dumps come true
> I'd save every dump like a treasure and then,
> Again, I would spend them with you
> But there never seems to be enough time
> To do the things you want to do
> Once you find them
> I've looked around enough to know
> That you're the one I want to go
> Through time with dumping.


That is beautiful! Great lyrics and a fine way to start the morning.

We leave on vacation Thursday for 3 nights in Williamsburg and 3 nights in Virginia beach. My Dad has agreed to book a separate motel room for me in Williamsburg at the red roof inn but he will not do so at the beach because the room rate is about 300 dollars a night. He says the ocean breeze will carry the smell of his ass out to sea. At least we will have a outdoor balcony at the beach so I can escape the putrid odors out there when need be.

spring onion Wrote:
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> We leave on vacation Thursday for 3 nights in
> Williamsburg and 3 nights in Virginia beach. My
> Dad has agreed to book a separate motel room for
> me in Williamsburg at the red roof inn but he will
> not do so at the beach because the room rate is
> about 300 dollars a night. He says the ocean
> breeze will carry the smell of his ass out to sea.
> At least we will have a outdoor balcony at the
> beach so I can escape the putrid odors out there
> when need be.


Good luck young man and try to learn from your father's mistakes. Enjoy that vacation!

spring onion Wrote:
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> We leave on vacation Thursday for 3 nights in
> Williamsburg and 3 nights in Virginia beach. My
> Dad has agreed to book a separate motel room for
> me in Williamsburg at the red roof inn but he will
> not do so at the beach because the room rate is
> about 300 dollars a night. He says the ocean
> breeze will carry the smell of his ass out to sea.
> At least we will have a outdoor balcony at the
> beach so I can escape the putrid odors out there
> when need be.

Hope there is no fish market nearby, although the stench of one's bowels, that could be pleasant comparatively.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Mr Johns, almond milk tears my bowels up just like
> regular milk. A big hefty result each and every
> time.
>
> To the asshole trying to divide the brown here
> with insidious comments, your efforts have failed.
> Yes we have lost Brown Onion, but I think we
> should have an election for President and Vice
> President of the bowels thread to use the stinky
> brown gavel as necessary.

Green you brown stain - stop having conversations with yourself, it stinks. You are not at all funny and even your non-imaginative fake post names ('spring onion') are smelly

In the lube place today with my bowelz. Put the hozez up the bowelz. That's right, stick it up there. You clean your bowelz with cleaning and they are okay.

That was one tremendous shit. It must have been a percentage of my body weight. The amount of shit dropped may cause the county sewage employees to probably turn in their letters of resignation.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> In the lube place today with my bowelz. Put the
> hozez up the bowelz. That's right, stick it up
> there. You clean your bowelz with cleaning and
> they are okay.


Putting items into your rectum, is not how you fix an ongoing health issue.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In the lube place today with my bowelz. Put the
> > hozez up the bowelz. That's right, stick it up
> > there. You clean your bowelz with cleaning and
> > they are okay.
>
>
> Putting items into your rectum, is not how you fix
> an ongoing health issue.


But your fingers don't count then?

Got bowelz pushed in. Much better!

My butt really hurts this morning.

Its possible my colon fell out.

The hot weather exacerbates my problems. I hope my boss does not put a choke collar around me and put me on the grass like a bad dog. He doesn't need to tell me I stink terribly.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> My butt really hurts this morning.
>
> Its possible my colon fell out.


Find a boyfriend with a smaller D*ck dumbfuck

Go fuck yourself asshole. I don't put anything into my bowels, but your brains are obviously bowels. What kind of an asshole are you?

Do you have giant sized deposits on a regular basis? Rectal bleeding? Bath sitzs? Until you've walked a mile in my bowels and the bowels of others here, readjust your attitude!

Hamburger helper. My poor bowels!

I'm gay and know you are not from what I gather. Yet have you considered prostate massage?

Bad things are coming out of my Dads ass this morning, horrible smelling things!

Ralio Wrote:
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> I'm gay and know you are not from what I gather.
> Yet have you considered prostate massage?

Nope!

spring onion Wrote:
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> Bad things are coming out of my Dads ass this
> morning, horrible smelling things!

What did your old man eat? That sounds painful and wondering if you should purchase a gas mask.

Been working this morning in the bayz. My bowelz are hurting. Last night ate steakz and friez and be in bad spotz. One lady gave me teenty buckz thiz morning. Going to get biscuitz beerz for bowelz.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
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> > Bad things are coming out of my Dads ass this
> > morning, horrible smelling things!
>
> What did your old man eat? That sounds painful and
> wondering if you should purchase a gas mask.


He probably should see a doctor.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Go fuck yourself asshole. I don't put anything
> into my bowels, but your brains are obviously
> bowels. What kind of an asshole are you?
>
> Do you have giant sized deposits on a regular
> basis? Rectal bleeding? Bath sitzs? Until you've
> walked a mile in my bowels and the bowels of
> others here, readjust your attitude!


You are the one waking up with a torn asshole wondering why - dont bite my head off. Also dont run from you feelings - being gay is predetermined like having blue eyes or brown hair.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Ralio Wrote:
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> > I'm gay and know you are not from what I gather.
>
> > Yet have you considered prostate massage?
>
> Nope!

Its a minimal evasive way of relief possibly.

Paying for TP at Vienna community center. They were using cheap quality possibls.

Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Paying for TP at Vienna community center. They
> were using cheap quality possibls.


That's wonderful community service!

Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
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> > Bad things are coming out of my Dads ass this
> > morning, horrible smelling things!
>
> What did your old man eat? That sounds painful and
> wondering if you should purchase a gas mask.


My Dad has been eating at Chipotle for lunch everyday the last week or so. He likes the basement bathroom and the odors rise throughout our house. My Mom wants him to replace the motor in the exhaust fan, it has been broken over a year now.

^GO talking to himself, how very sad.

GO is SO Wrote:
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> ^GO talking to himself, how very sad.


How are your bowels prick?

GO=SO=Miscavage

My bowels are fine why are you triple posting under different names? You must be the unhappy one posting so much of the negative nonsense on the rest of the forums as well.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
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> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bad things are coming out of my Dads ass this
> > > morning, horrible smelling things!
> >
> > What did your old man eat? That sounds painful
> and
> > wondering if you should purchase a gas mask.
>
>
> My Dad has been eating at Chipotle for lunch
> everyday the last week or so. He likes the
> basement bathroom and the odors rise throughout
> our house. My Mom wants him to replace the motor
> in the exhaust fan, it has been broken over a year
> now.


I forgot what my nephew uses for online fundraising, but perhaps we could help raise money for a new fan.

Sounds like a toxic environment. And yes even with a fan working, my wife yells about the bad smells throughout the living room during her tupperware parties.

Scat party at Green Onions!

Worked all day in bays, put items in bowelz, cockz from bbc in bowelz, Now bowelz is better change oil lube bowelz drink beerz all good

Ate two pepperoni pizzes with wings. Consequences be damned!

The REM song Everybody Hurts seems appropriate.

McDonald's Big Mac with fries. My poor bowels!

I wish more focus was on the topic of incontinence.

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I wish more focus was on the topic of
> incontinence.


Heck, start a thread on it. Sharing is caring.

You sanctimonious fucks. My butt will hurt but I don't give a damn. Great fried chicken and macaroni. Check the plumbing bitches

Bowel Buster Wrote:
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> You sanctimonious fucks. My butt will hurt but I
> don't give a damn. Great fried chicken and
> macaroni. Check the plumbing bitches


Dude eat what you like. Its your bowels after all.

My bowels hurt they might just bleed
Yet I fail to see quite the need
My ass feels like its breaking glass
And followed with some nasty gas

On the toilet my butt sits
As my stomach pours out shits
My butt will need wiped its a mess
Yet lets not make it something less

I like to eat despite

Gluttony of Bowel Wrote:
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> My bowels hurt they might just bleed
> Yet I fail to see quite the need
> My ass feels like its breaking glass
> And followed with some nasty gas
>
> On the toilet my butt sits
> As my stomach pours out shits
> My butt will need wiped its a mess
> Yet lets not make it something less
>
> I like to eat despite

Are you okay? Looks like your fine poetry cut off. Hope you didn't have an Elvis experience.

Bowelz are sore. Used the lift at work in brown hole the bowelz. And hurt because of bowelz.

Commuter Connection is not guaranteed.

I ate burger kings breakfast. Regretting it now, my poor bowels!

Last night I had a CRAZY dream about a chick in a black bikini.


Then I woke up and cooked a frozen pizza and ate half of it. Now I am in trouble. Good thing I am not working till August.

@brown splat, I know you are not welcome in a carpool sorry man.

@diced, The burger king will chain your bowels to the wall of his dungeon.

@Green onion, welcome to the group. It's nice that you are contributing regularly.

@red onion, we all know you're a fake red onion. Hope to hear from real red soon.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Last night I had a CRAZY dream about a chick in a
> black bikini.
>
>
> Then I woke up and cooked a frozen pizza and ate
> half of it. Now I am in trouble. Good thing I am
> not working till August.
>
> @brown splat, I know you are not welcome in a
> carpool sorry man.
>
> @diced, The burger king will chain your bowels to
> the wall of his dungeon.
>
> @Green onion, welcome to the group. It's nice that
> you are contributing regularly.
>
> @red onion, we all know you're a fake red onion.
> Hope to hear from real red soon.


Thank you Dive Bomber. I hope your bathroom fan works. Good luck as well because our bowels all have problems. Like you I had cheese and will expel a big one from my loins.

Well, we are leaving the red roof inn soon to go to busch gardens. My parents ordered chinese food when we got to the motel last night. I was thankful to have my own room away from my Dad's butt fumes.
We got the free motel breakfast this morning and it was bowel friendly but I noticed a cotton candy machine in the lobby. I wonder if cotton candy is bad for bowels? By the way, my Dad brought a plunger with him on this trip lol!

Put long line of lubricantz in bowelz. Feel better stick big objectz in bowelz clearz up the poopz in the bowelz

spring onion Wrote:
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> Well, we are leaving the red roof inn soon to go
> to busch gardens. My parents ordered chinese food
> when we got to the motel last night. I was
> thankful to have my own room away from my Dad's
> butt fumes.
> We got the free motel breakfast this morning and
> it was bowel friendly but I noticed a cotton candy
> machine in the lobby. I wonder if cotton candy is
> bad for bowels? By the way, my Dad brought a
> plunger with him on this trip lol!


Candy such as that is bad bowel foods. I hope you survive your dad's bowel emissions.

Now supplying city of fairfax city hall with TP. Exchanged city TP with bounty. View it as community service as TP there was painful.

Stick beer bottlez in bowelz. Crush up bottlez with bowelz. Rectum wrecked bowelz clearz up.

The aromas filled the bathroom, as the midwives came in to check on my dilation status. No I didn't eat El Salvador style iguana and pineapple because I'm no savage. Instead I ate healthy. My star fish in the mirror did not look good. Yet I evacuated the large Sputnik sized crap. Now lying in bed with a sore star fish.

Brown Onion II Wrote:
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> The aromas filled the bathroom, as the midwives
> came in to check on my dilation status. No I
> didn't eat El Salvador style iguana and pineapple
> because I'm no savage. Instead I ate healthy. My
> star fish in the mirror did not look good. Yet I
> evacuated the large Sputnik sized crap. Now lying
> in bed with a sore star fish.


Not funny. Out of respect to Brown Onion who brought us together, feel free to write but not as him or this. The thread is about bowels, food, digestive help,etc.

Ocean Whitefish. Leave it in the pet aisle. Do not believe your brother when he says it is better than tuna fish.

Midnight toilet rider

by, Jhonny Bravo




Well, I've got the runs that keep on sliding
And I'm bound to this toilet I'm riding
And I've got one more roll of paper
But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight toilet rider
And I have crapped the clothes I'm wearing
And the runs go on forever
And I've got one more roll of paper
But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight toilet rider
And I've gone by the point of caring
Shit stained underwear I'll soon be wearing
And I've got one more roll of paper
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let them catch the midnight toilet rider

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Midnight toilet rider
>
> by, Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
> Well, I've got the runs that keep on sliding
> And I'm bound to this toilet I'm riding
> And I've got one more roll of paper
> But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
> Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight toilet rider
> And I have crapped the clothes I'm wearing
> And the runs go on forever
> And I've got one more roll of paper
> But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
> Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight toilet rider
> And I've gone by the point of caring
> Shit stained underwear I'll soon be wearing
> And I've got one more roll of paper
> But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
> Not gonna let them catch the midnight toilet rider


A record company should sign this guy for millions. Absolutely talented!

Green Onion Wrote:
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> jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Midnight toilet rider
> >
> > by, Jhonny Bravo
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Well, I've got the runs that keep on sliding
> > And I'm bound to this toilet I'm riding
> > And I've got one more roll of paper
> > But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
> > Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight toilet
> rider
> > And I have crapped the clothes I'm wearing
> > And the runs go on forever
> > And I've got one more roll of paper
> > But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
> > Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight toilet
> rider
> > And I've gone by the point of caring
> > Shit stained underwear I'll soon be wearing
> > And I've got one more roll of paper
> > But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
> > Not gonna let them catch the midnight toilet
> rider
>
>
> A record company should sign this guy for
> millions. Absolutely talented!


I agree Green. I just did a search of all of Mr Bravo's posts and he has done quite a few of these song parodies. He is a brown weird Al Yankovic!

I hope everyone here at FYBDW has a great holiday weekend.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
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> > jhonny bravo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Midnight toilet rider
> > >
> > > by, Jhonny Bravo
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Well, I've got the runs that keep on sliding
> > > And I'm bound to this toilet I'm riding
> > > And I've got one more roll of paper
> > > But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
> > > Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight toilet
> > rider
> > > And I have crapped the clothes I'm wearing
> > > And the runs go on forever
> > > And I've got one more roll of paper
> > > But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
> > > Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight toilet
> > rider
> > > And I've gone by the point of caring
> > > Shit stained underwear I'll soon be wearing
> > > And I've got one more roll of paper
> > > But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
> > > Not gonna let them catch the midnight toilet
> > rider
> >
> >
> > A record company should sign this guy for
> > millions. Absolutely talented!
>
>
> I agree Green. I just did a search of all of Mr
> Bravo's posts and he has done quite a few of these
> song parodies. He is a brown weird Al Yankovic!
>
> I hope everyone here at FYBDW has a great holiday
> weekend.


We are lucky to have him. Here's to hoping your bowels don't have fireworks on the 4th. Any special bowel approved foods are you serving/eating this holiday?

Everyone comes into work today. All go on travelz. Made twenty in tips but a nice lady brought pizzas. They are so good but not for bowelz. Wishing everyone happy 4th!