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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: September 22, 2016 07:19PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Just a bad day. No anal prolapse but my bowels are
> in a world of hurt.
Nobody cares. Go fuck yourself. Go post this shit somewhere else. Fuckin loser.
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> Just a bad day. No anal prolapse but my bowels are
> in a world of hurt.
Nobody cares. Go fuck yourself. Go post this shit somewhere else. Fuckin loser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 23, 2016 09:05AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Just a bad day. No anal prolapse but my bowels
> are
> > in a world of hurt.
>
> Nobody cares. Go fuck yourself. Go post this shit
> somewhere else. Fuckin loser.
You seem to have a lot of butt hurt not caused by your bowels.
My bowels cause my butt to hurt asshole.
Now to go drop some tar babies in the pool.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just a bad day. No anal prolapse but my bowels
> are
> > in a world of hurt.
>
> Nobody cares. Go fuck yourself. Go post this shit
> somewhere else. Fuckin loser.
You seem to have a lot of butt hurt not caused by your bowels.
My bowels cause my butt to hurt asshole.
Now to go drop some tar babies in the pool.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: September 23, 2016 10:03AM
I finally had a large sized one. It took a lot of straining and some blood as it did do some work on me. I'm lucky not to go with your deal regularly but it does remind me of your struggle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Jimmy B
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Date: September 23, 2016 10:25AM
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Date: September 23, 2016 10:26AM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: September 23, 2016 10:29AM
TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a bowel-friendly weekend.
Somewhat dreading my first movement of the day. Fear I had a few too many jalapenos last night.
Somewhat dreading my first movement of the day. Fear I had a few too many jalapenos last night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 23, 2016 11:59AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a bowel-friendly
> weekend.
>
> Somewhat dreading my first movement of the day.
> Fear I had a few too many jalapenos last night.
Oh no that's not bowel friendly. Best of luck as south of the border foods are bowel busters.
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> TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a bowel-friendly
> weekend.
>
> Somewhat dreading my first movement of the day.
> Fear I had a few too many jalapenos last night.
Oh no that's not bowel friendly. Best of luck as south of the border foods are bowel busters.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
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Date: September 23, 2016 02:41PM
Yep bringing my own roll Monday.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 23, 2016 03:03PM
I wish I had a medic kit from Nam for my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: September 23, 2016 03:19PM
Not as bad as I thought. Nowhere near as "spicy", and I'd call it a #4.5 #2.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 23, 2016 04:44PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Not as bad as I thought. Nowhere near as "spicy",
> and I'd call it a #4.5 #2.
Not bad deadly. That's something I dream of all the time.
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> Not as bad as I thought. Nowhere near as "spicy",
> and I'd call it a #4.5 #2.
Not bad deadly. That's something I dream of all the time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Face the Music
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Date: September 23, 2016 08:09PM
Beans are the magical fruit. They made me toot. And now to check my tighty whities!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: September 23, 2016 08:27PM
Hello all!
I think I'm in trouble. Mrs Dive made me go out with some of our neighbors for a late lunch at Olive Garden. Roughly 5 hours ago I had salad,breadsticks and spaghetti with meat sauce. This is going to be a rough night!
I think I'm in trouble. Mrs Dive made me go out with some of our neighbors for a late lunch at Olive Garden. Roughly 5 hours ago I had salad,breadsticks and spaghetti with meat sauce. This is going to be a rough night!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: September 23, 2016 08:57PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hello all!
>
> I think I'm in trouble. Mrs Dive made me go out
> with some of our neighbors for a late lunch at
> Olive Garden. Roughly 5 hours ago I had
> salad,breadsticks and spaghetti with meat sauce.
> This is going to be a rough night!
Eat a dick, loser.
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> Hello all!
>
> I think I'm in trouble. Mrs Dive made me go out
> with some of our neighbors for a late lunch at
> Olive Garden. Roughly 5 hours ago I had
> salad,breadsticks and spaghetti with meat sauce.
> This is going to be a rough night!
Eat a dick, loser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: September 23, 2016 10:55PM
Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hello all!
> >
> > I think I'm in trouble. Mrs Dive made me go out
> > with some of our neighbors for a late lunch at
> > Olive Garden. Roughly 5 hours ago I had
> > salad,breadsticks and spaghetti with meat
> sauce.
> > This is going to be a rough night!
>
> Eat a dick, loser.
Eat shit Mike O Meara fan
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello all!
> >
> > I think I'm in trouble. Mrs Dive made me go out
> > with some of our neighbors for a late lunch at
> > Olive Garden. Roughly 5 hours ago I had
> > salad,breadsticks and spaghetti with meat
> sauce.
> > This is going to be a rough night!
>
> Eat a dick, loser.
Eat shit Mike O Meara fan
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: September 24, 2016 05:48AM
Oh dive the Olive Garden is bowel busting take no prisoners Sicilian style aggression on your colon. 89 out of 100 colons report "general dissatisfaction with this restaurant.".
I really hope your bowels survive this one.
I really hope your bowels survive this one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: September 24, 2016 06:15AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Oh dive the Olive Garden is bowel busting take no
> prisoners Sicilian style aggression on your colon.
> 89 out of 100 colons report "general
> dissatisfaction with this restaurant.".
>
> I really hope your bowels survive this one.
Good morning Brown,
I lost some sleep last night having multiple rounds of diarrhea. I kept sipping water to try and stay hydrated. All in all it could have been worse. Mrs. Dive just left to get me some gatoraide from the 7-11 store down the road. She tried to stop me from getting that spaghetti yesterday but I could not resist all those fabulous aromas from the olive garden. How are your bowels today Brown?
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> Oh dive the Olive Garden is bowel busting take no
> prisoners Sicilian style aggression on your colon.
> 89 out of 100 colons report "general
> dissatisfaction with this restaurant.".
>
> I really hope your bowels survive this one.
Good morning Brown,
I lost some sleep last night having multiple rounds of diarrhea. I kept sipping water to try and stay hydrated. All in all it could have been worse. Mrs. Dive just left to get me some gatoraide from the 7-11 store down the road. She tried to stop me from getting that spaghetti yesterday but I could not resist all those fabulous aromas from the olive garden. How are your bowels today Brown?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown History month
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Date: September 24, 2016 08:40AM
How many of you are old enough to remember the great American toilet paper shortage of 1973?
Johnny Carson read a real newspaper clipping about a toilet paper shortage on the air... The day after Carson read the clipping (and made a few jokes) about the "toilet paper shortage" people didn't realize the story had been about commercial toilet paper and there was a surge of panic buying of consumer-grade toilet paper. This resulted in a the stores selling out of the toilet paper they had on the shelves -- which of course reinforced the rumor of a toilet paper shortage... I was living in Brooklyn NY when this happened and I remember it being covered on the TV news including the explanation about the difference between commercial and consumer toilet paper, but that wasn't enough to stop all the buying and hoarding.
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Johnny Carson read a real newspaper clipping about a toilet paper shortage on the air... The day after Carson read the clipping (and made a few jokes) about the "toilet paper shortage" people didn't realize the story had been about commercial toilet paper and there was a surge of panic buying of consumer-grade toilet paper. This resulted in a the stores selling out of the toilet paper they had on the shelves -- which of course reinforced the rumor of a toilet paper shortage... I was living in Brooklyn NY when this happened and I remember it being covered on the TV news including the explanation about the difference between commercial and consumer toilet paper, but that wasn't enough to stop all the buying and hoarding.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 24, 2016 09:33AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh dive the Olive Garden is bowel busting take
> no
> > prisoners Sicilian style aggression on your
> colon.
> > 89 out of 100 colons report "general
> > dissatisfaction with this restaurant.".
> >
> > I really hope your bowels survive this one.
>
>
> Good morning Brown,
> I lost some sleep last night having multiple
> rounds of diarrhea. I kept sipping water to try
> and stay hydrated. All in all it could have been
> worse. Mrs. Dive just left to get me some
> gatoraide from the 7-11 store down the road. She
> tried to stop me from getting that spaghetti
> yesterday but I could not resist all those
> fabulous aromas from the olive garden. How are
> your bowels today Brown?
Those aromas are a killjoy. I hope you feel better soon, and Mrs. Dive is the ultimate bowel buddy. So far my bowels are okay but later on, all bets are off.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh dive the Olive Garden is bowel busting take
> no
> > prisoners Sicilian style aggression on your
> colon.
> > 89 out of 100 colons report "general
> > dissatisfaction with this restaurant.".
> >
> > I really hope your bowels survive this one.
>
>
> Good morning Brown,
> I lost some sleep last night having multiple
> rounds of diarrhea. I kept sipping water to try
> and stay hydrated. All in all it could have been
> worse. Mrs. Dive just left to get me some
> gatoraide from the 7-11 store down the road. She
> tried to stop me from getting that spaghetti
> yesterday but I could not resist all those
> fabulous aromas from the olive garden. How are
> your bowels today Brown?
Those aromas are a killjoy. I hope you feel better soon, and Mrs. Dive is the ultimate bowel buddy. So far my bowels are okay but later on, all bets are off.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 24, 2016 09:34AM
Brown History month Wrote:
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> How many of you are old enough to remember the
> great American toilet paper shortage of 1973?
>
> Johnny Carson read a real newspaper clipping about
> a toilet paper shortage on the air... The day
> after Carson read the clipping (and made a few
> jokes) about the "toilet paper shortage" people
> didn't realize the story had been about commercial
> toilet paper and there was a surge of panic buying
> of consumer-grade toilet paper. This resulted in a
> the stores selling out of the toilet paper they
> had on the shelves -- which of course reinforced
> the rumor of a toilet paper shortage... I was
> living in Brooklyn NY when this happened and I
> remember it being covered on the TV news including
> the explanation about the difference between
> commercial and consumer toilet paper, but that
> wasn't enough to stop all the buying and hoarding.
Yes I do remember that. Thank you for a great memory, because back then my bowels functioned properly.
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> How many of you are old enough to remember the
> great American toilet paper shortage of 1973?
>
> Johnny Carson read a real newspaper clipping about
> a toilet paper shortage on the air... The day
> after Carson read the clipping (and made a few
> jokes) about the "toilet paper shortage" people
> didn't realize the story had been about commercial
> toilet paper and there was a surge of panic buying
> of consumer-grade toilet paper. This resulted in a
> the stores selling out of the toilet paper they
> had on the shelves -- which of course reinforced
> the rumor of a toilet paper shortage... I was
> living in Brooklyn NY when this happened and I
> remember it being covered on the TV news including
> the explanation about the difference between
> commercial and consumer toilet paper, but that
> wasn't enough to stop all the buying and hoarding.
Yes I do remember that. Thank you for a great memory, because back then my bowels functioned properly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: September 24, 2016 12:45PM
Macaroni Grill is not bowel friendly
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 24, 2016 01:47PM
Going to need the brown version of the serenity prayer. I wonder if a pastor could visit. It would be good time for a long sermon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
no cure for you
()
Date: September 24, 2016 02:16PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh dive the Olive Garden is bowel busting take
> no
> > prisoners Sicilian style aggression on your
> colon.
> > 89 out of 100 colons report "general
> > dissatisfaction with this restaurant.".
> >
> > I really hope your bowels survive this one.
>
>
> Good morning Brown,
> I lost some sleep last night having multiple
> rounds of diarrhea. I kept sipping water to try
> and stay hydrated. All in all it could have been
> worse. Mrs. Dive just left to get me some
> gatoraide from the 7-11 store down the road. She
> tried to stop me from getting that spaghetti
> yesterday but I could not resist all those
> fabulous aromas from the olive garden. How are
> your bowels today Brown?
You eat pasta from the Olive Garden and get diarrhea. And you think you have some unusual disease or ailment? Your only problem is your brain. Everyone gets diarrhea from eating at places like that. There is no cure for your low IQ sorry.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh dive the Olive Garden is bowel busting take
> no
> > prisoners Sicilian style aggression on your
> colon.
> > 89 out of 100 colons report "general
> > dissatisfaction with this restaurant.".
> >
> > I really hope your bowels survive this one.
>
>
> Good morning Brown,
> I lost some sleep last night having multiple
> rounds of diarrhea. I kept sipping water to try
> and stay hydrated. All in all it could have been
> worse. Mrs. Dive just left to get me some
> gatoraide from the 7-11 store down the road. She
> tried to stop me from getting that spaghetti
> yesterday but I could not resist all those
> fabulous aromas from the olive garden. How are
> your bowels today Brown?
You eat pasta from the Olive Garden and get diarrhea. And you think you have some unusual disease or ailment? Your only problem is your brain. Everyone gets diarrhea from eating at places like that. There is no cure for your low IQ sorry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 24, 2016 02:52PM
no cure for you Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oh dive the Olive Garden is bowel busting
> take
> > no
> > > prisoners Sicilian style aggression on your
> > colon.
> > > 89 out of 100 colons report "general
> > > dissatisfaction with this restaurant.".
> > >
> > > I really hope your bowels survive this one.
> >
> >
> > Good morning Brown,
> > I lost some sleep last night having multiple
> > rounds of diarrhea. I kept sipping water to try
> > and stay hydrated. All in all it could have
> been
> > worse. Mrs. Dive just left to get me some
> > gatoraide from the 7-11 store down the road.
> She
> > tried to stop me from getting that spaghetti
> > yesterday but I could not resist all those
> > fabulous aromas from the olive garden. How are
> > your bowels today Brown?
>
> You eat pasta from the Olive Garden and get
> diarrhea. And you think you have some unusual
> disease or ailment? Your only problem is your
> brain. Everyone gets diarrhea from eating at
> places like that. There is no cure for your low
> IQ sorry.
How are your bowels grumpy? Do you need a tampon perhaps?
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oh dive the Olive Garden is bowel busting
> take
> > no
> > > prisoners Sicilian style aggression on your
> > colon.
> > > 89 out of 100 colons report "general
> > > dissatisfaction with this restaurant.".
> > >
> > > I really hope your bowels survive this one.
> >
> >
> > Good morning Brown,
> > I lost some sleep last night having multiple
> > rounds of diarrhea. I kept sipping water to try
> > and stay hydrated. All in all it could have
> been
> > worse. Mrs. Dive just left to get me some
> > gatoraide from the 7-11 store down the road.
> She
> > tried to stop me from getting that spaghetti
> > yesterday but I could not resist all those
> > fabulous aromas from the olive garden. How are
> > your bowels today Brown?
>
> You eat pasta from the Olive Garden and get
> diarrhea. And you think you have some unusual
> disease or ailment? Your only problem is your
> brain. Everyone gets diarrhea from eating at
> places like that. There is no cure for your low
> IQ sorry.
How are your bowels grumpy? Do you need a tampon perhaps?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 24, 2016 03:36PM
I sit here huffing some gasoline
On my rectum is wads of Vaseline
Oh my poor starfish, what have I done
What's coming down won't be much fun
The aching, the screaming, the arching back
My 33 feet of intestines are out of whack
This turd will hurt, it will cause pain
Sometimes my bowels make me insane
Plundered at the doctors, no kindness at all
My guess is a very large basketball
It will come out through the small hole
And afterwards I'll sit in a sitz pool.
On my rectum is wads of Vaseline
Oh my poor starfish, what have I done
What's coming down won't be much fun
The aching, the screaming, the arching back
My 33 feet of intestines are out of whack
This turd will hurt, it will cause pain
Sometimes my bowels make me insane
Plundered at the doctors, no kindness at all
My guess is a very large basketball
It will come out through the small hole
And afterwards I'll sit in a sitz pool.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: September 24, 2016 09:58PM
Amazing how the weekend is better for diarrhea.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: September 25, 2016 07:08AM
The other day I ate at olive garden
It made my ass feel like it was a victim of arson
My starfish started to dilate
It opened a big brown flood gate
All night on the throne like I was a statue
I should have asked myself what would brown onion do?
It made my ass feel like it was a victim of arson
My starfish started to dilate
It opened a big brown flood gate
All night on the throne like I was a statue
I should have asked myself what would brown onion do?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 25, 2016 10:22AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> The other day I ate at olive garden
> It made my ass feel like it was a victim of arson
> My starfish started to dilate
> It opened a big brown flood gate
> All night on the throne like I was a statue
> I should have asked myself what would brown onion
> do?
Well penned in brown ink dive!
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> The other day I ate at olive garden
> It made my ass feel like it was a victim of arson
> My starfish started to dilate
> It opened a big brown flood gate
> All night on the throne like I was a statue
> I should have asked myself what would brown onion
> do?
Well penned in brown ink dive!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Vcxf5d
()
Date: September 25, 2016 10:32AM
What does everyone think of public defication? Just drop trow anywhere and let it blow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 25, 2016 12:24PM
Vcxf5d Wrote:
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> What does everyone think of public defication?
> Just drop trow anywhere and let it blow.
Not a good idea. If the brown uniforms of the law get you you are in deep shit.
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> What does everyone think of public defication?
> Just drop trow anywhere and let it blow.
Not a good idea. If the brown uniforms of the law get you you are in deep shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 25, 2016 04:48PM
The strain is real.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 25, 2016 07:51PM
I feel like a bloated toad
Just dropped a huge load
Not the kind a man would like
Only blond I'd get is a dyke
Not a kike, not a colored, no one here
I might as well Crack a beer
Because the pain is in my butt
I feel like Jabba the Hut
My bowels have betrayed me
They might have VD
Yet really they have me
And my colon that can't see
The groan throne is hurting, a plumber I'll call
That stinky wetback will have a ball
Making cash out of my brown hand
The throne is full of heavy sand
My bowels have failed me, but what can I do
Perhaps it's time to listen to the Who
Or try to understand the gooks
Or see what's burning by the spooks.
Just dropped a huge load
Not the kind a man would like
Only blond I'd get is a dyke
Not a kike, not a colored, no one here
I might as well Crack a beer
Because the pain is in my butt
I feel like Jabba the Hut
My bowels have betrayed me
They might have VD
Yet really they have me
And my colon that can't see
The groan throne is hurting, a plumber I'll call
That stinky wetback will have a ball
Making cash out of my brown hand
The throne is full of heavy sand
My bowels have failed me, but what can I do
Perhaps it's time to listen to the Who
Or try to understand the gooks
Or see what's burning by the spooks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: September 25, 2016 10:09PM
Who to buy TP from tonight? I'm out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
shine on
()
Date: September 26, 2016 06:42AM
For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this long without sparkly poop?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 26, 2016 08:18AM
shine on Wrote:
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> For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold
> that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this
> long without sparkly poop?
That's one expensive shit. Probably not very romantic or purchased from Jareds.
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> For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold
> that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this
> long without sparkly poop?
That's one expensive shit. Probably not very romantic or purchased from Jareds.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: September 26, 2016 09:18AM
Not even 10 and a mess in the stall.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 26, 2016 10:25AM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Not even 10 and a mess in the stall.
A shame and I wish these worthless "doctors" could do something worthwhile.
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> Not even 10 and a mess in the stall.
A shame and I wish these worthless "doctors" could do something worthwhile.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: September 26, 2016 10:41AM
Morning BiBs! Sorry to hear of your woes Brown Splatter. All the sufferers here have my condolences.
On this end (pun intended), I've had not one, but two, massive #4#2s already today. Easily 2 pounds lighter.
On this end (pun intended), I've had not one, but two, massive #4#2s already today. Easily 2 pounds lighter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 26, 2016 03:04PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Morning BiBs! Sorry to hear of your woes Brown
> Splatter. All the sufferers here have my
> condolences.
>
> On this end (pun intended), I've had not one, but
> two, massive #4#2s already today. Easily 2 pounds
> lighter.
It's better to drop those pounds, as pounds in the bowels makes life a pain in the ass.
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> Morning BiBs! Sorry to hear of your woes Brown
> Splatter. All the sufferers here have my
> condolences.
>
> On this end (pun intended), I've had not one, but
> two, massive #4#2s already today. Easily 2 pounds
> lighter.
It's better to drop those pounds, as pounds in the bowels makes life a pain in the ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: September 27, 2016 05:02AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is liking the positive comments on this thread lately. 5am guy thinks it nice that people support each other in this way. 5am guy has been notified that he will have to go back to New York city next month for a training seminar. This news is disturbing to 5am guy and 5am guys bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: September 27, 2016 07:47AM
Morning BiBs!
I agree with 5 am guy; I too like the positive comments on the thread of late. Even though I'm not a sufferer like most here, I do have friends who are.
I hope the NYC trip is as bowel-friendly to you as it can be 5am. Evacuation is always more pleasant in familiar surroundings.
I agree with 5 am guy; I too like the positive comments on the thread of late. Even though I'm not a sufferer like most here, I do have friends who are.
I hope the NYC trip is as bowel-friendly to you as it can be 5am. Evacuation is always more pleasant in familiar surroundings.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
6feet 195lbs workout 5+hrs/wk
()
Date: September 27, 2016 08:04AM
Ate a little too much over the summer and stopped weighing myself - put on 8 lbs. I have been on a diet a few weeks and am down 11 lbs. Its difficult to imagine how you obese people manage to continue to fill your bodies with disgusting food (then complain about what comes out). Your suffering is self-inflicted.
In the end maybe the carbs make you more stupid than you would normally be - and lets face it you dont have any IQ points to spare. Stop eating shit and your shit will stop eating you. Lets start with posting you height and weight and number of hours you work out each week (not walking, running, biking lifting, swimming)
In the end maybe the carbs make you more stupid than you would normally be - and lets face it you dont have any IQ points to spare. Stop eating shit and your shit will stop eating you. Lets start with posting you height and weight and number of hours you work out each week (not walking, running, biking lifting, swimming)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 27, 2016 09:13AM
Hi everyone more later. There's a lot of starfish spincter stretching here. My guess is Fairfax animal control is getting a call about a wounded raccoon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: September 27, 2016 09:57AM
Howdy bowel bros!!
I just started a new job at jiffy lube. Employment options are limited for us guyz that have feloney convictions. Anysways as the new guy i have to work in the pit and every dam day i have to clean the public restrooms in the shop twice! Sucks but hey , its a job and pays better than my last job at the dog food factory. I figure i might get som good stories out of my restroom cleaning job i sure hopes that brown splatter guy dont get his oil changes at my jiffy lube lol.
I just started a new job at jiffy lube. Employment options are limited for us guyz that have feloney convictions. Anysways as the new guy i have to work in the pit and every dam day i have to clean the public restrooms in the shop twice! Sucks but hey , its a job and pays better than my last job at the dog food factory. I figure i might get som good stories out of my restroom cleaning job i sure hopes that brown splatter guy dont get his oil changes at my jiffy lube lol.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 27, 2016 03:58PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy bowel bros!!
> I just started a new job at jiffy lube. Employment
> options are limited for us guyz that have feloney
> convictions. Anysways as the new guy i have to
> work in the pit and every dam day i have to clean
> the public restrooms in the shop twice! Sucks but
> hey , its a job and pays better than my last job
> at the dog food factory. I figure i might get som
> good stories out of my restroom cleaning job i
> sure hopes that brown splatter guy dont get his
> oil changes at my jiffy lube lol.
You aren't kidding. No offense to brown splatter, or you don't want me and my oversized basketballs either. Congrats you are doing great!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Howdy bowel bros!!
> I just started a new job at jiffy lube. Employment
> options are limited for us guyz that have feloney
> convictions. Anysways as the new guy i have to
> work in the pit and every dam day i have to clean
> the public restrooms in the shop twice! Sucks but
> hey , its a job and pays better than my last job
> at the dog food factory. I figure i might get som
> good stories out of my restroom cleaning job i
> sure hopes that brown splatter guy dont get his
> oil changes at my jiffy lube lol.
You aren't kidding. No offense to brown splatter, or you don't want me and my oversized basketballs either. Congrats you are doing great!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: September 27, 2016 07:19PM
Red onion I wouldn't subject you to these messes. If it helps I clean after myself.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 27, 2016 08:26PM
Amazing what my poor bowels must deal with. I think I blew an O ring.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: September 27, 2016 08:43PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Red onion I wouldn't subject you to these messes.
> If it helps I clean after myself.
I know you are rite and you are clearly a good person because you are not selfish. I would be honored to help clean up your splatter if you needed me to. You got cred man!
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> Red onion I wouldn't subject you to these messes.
> If it helps I clean after myself.
I know you are rite and you are clearly a good person because you are not selfish. I would be honored to help clean up your splatter if you needed me to. You got cred man!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Stanton_D
()
Date: September 28, 2016 07:56AM
6feet 195lbs workout 5+hrs/wk Wrote:
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> Ate a little too much over the summer and stopped
> weighing myself - put on 8 lbs. I have been on a
> diet a few weeks and am down 11 lbs. Its
> difficult to imagine how you obese people manage
> to continue to fill your bodies with disgusting
> food (then complain about what comes out). Your
> suffering is self-inflicted.
>
> In the end maybe the carbs make you more stupid
> than you would normally be - and lets face it you
> dont have any IQ points to spare. Stop eating
> shit and your shit will stop eating you. Lets
> start with posting you height and weight and
> number of hours you work out each week (not
> walking, running, biking lifting, swimming)
youll never get these losers to admit how truly disgusting they are. Height weight stats - what a joke. They would first have to own a scale then use it even once. Truth is they probably think all this stuff is 'just happening to them' and they have no control over their bodies or their world. Its all 'society's fault' that they are sick and fat. Their solution is to sit on their asses and type complaints about their bowels.
They will die slow miserable deaths after miserable lives. Sad really.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ate a little too much over the summer and stopped
> weighing myself - put on 8 lbs. I have been on a
> diet a few weeks and am down 11 lbs. Its
> difficult to imagine how you obese people manage
> to continue to fill your bodies with disgusting
> food (then complain about what comes out). Your
> suffering is self-inflicted.
>
> In the end maybe the carbs make you more stupid
> than you would normally be - and lets face it you
> dont have any IQ points to spare. Stop eating
> shit and your shit will stop eating you. Lets
> start with posting you height and weight and
> number of hours you work out each week (not
> walking, running, biking lifting, swimming)
youll never get these losers to admit how truly disgusting they are. Height weight stats - what a joke. They would first have to own a scale then use it even once. Truth is they probably think all this stuff is 'just happening to them' and they have no control over their bodies or their world. Its all 'society's fault' that they are sick and fat. Their solution is to sit on their asses and type complaints about their bowels.
They will die slow miserable deaths after miserable lives. Sad really.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: September 28, 2016 08:44AM
Well i cleaned the restrooms at jiffy lube twice yesterday and it waz not bad except for emptyin the white box in the ladys room, that waz a bloddy mess lol.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 28, 2016 09:42AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Well i cleaned the restrooms at jiffy lube twice
> yesterday and it waz not bad except for emptyin
> the white box in the ladys room, that waz a bloddy
> mess lol.
Oh the vampire area. Anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die, you gotta wonder.
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> Well i cleaned the restrooms at jiffy lube twice
> yesterday and it waz not bad except for emptyin
> the white box in the ladys room, that waz a bloddy
> mess lol.
Oh the vampire area. Anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die, you gotta wonder.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: September 28, 2016 02:41PM
Bob Evans is awful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: September 28, 2016 02:48PM
Aftenoon BiBs! Hope everyone's bowels are behaving today.
Congrats on the new job, Red Onion! Hopefully you'll move up in the ranks and won't be cleaning the shitters there much longer.
Congrats on the new job, Red Onion! Hopefully you'll move up in the ranks and won't be cleaning the shitters there much longer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: September 28, 2016 04:54PM
What a mess, it took 2 hours to clean that shit up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: September 28, 2016 06:48PM
Entertaining as always.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 28, 2016 06:56PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Aftenoon BiBs! Hope everyone's bowels are
> behaving today.
>
> Congrats on the new job, Red Onion! Hopefully
> you'll move up in the ranks and won't be cleaning
> the shitters there much longer.
Oh man Deadly. It's been a rough day, having flashbacks to Nam while on the groan throne. No slanty eyed savages but pain below the belt.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Aftenoon BiBs! Hope everyone's bowels are
> behaving today.
>
> Congrats on the new job, Red Onion! Hopefully
> you'll move up in the ranks and won't be cleaning
> the shitters there much longer.
Oh man Deadly. It's been a rough day, having flashbacks to Nam while on the groan throne. No slanty eyed savages but pain below the belt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 29, 2016 07:57AM
Hoping for a humdinger I'll be lucky to drop a zeppelin.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: September 29, 2016 04:31PM
These obtuse write ups from anyone here, should not be taken seriously. Instead, see a board certified GI. The Internet can be a useful resource, and you'll find pertinent IBS materials at the Mayo Clinic site.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: September 30, 2016 04:17AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Morning BiBs!
>
> I agree with 5 am guy; I too like the positive
> comments on the thread of late. Even though I'm
> not a sufferer like most here, I do have friends
> who are.
>
> I hope the NYC trip is as bowel-friendly to you as
> it can be 5am. Evacuation is always more pleasant
> in familiar surroundings.
Thanks deadlycombo. 5am guy is going to have to take the bolt bus to NYC on Sunday morning to get settled in for a three day seminar at Columbia university. 5am guy has a real hard time staying awake during the day and 5am guys bowels will likely give 5am guy trouble.
5am guys therapist told him that it is not mentally healthy to work graveyard shift and 5am guys boss says that while he is happy to have 5am guy to voluntarily work alone at night he thinks it is hurting 5am guys career and he wants 5am guy to start working some day shifts. All these things worry 5am guy and cause bowel distress.
5am guy would like to wish everyone here good bowels and happy trails.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Morning BiBs!
>
> I agree with 5 am guy; I too like the positive
> comments on the thread of late. Even though I'm
> not a sufferer like most here, I do have friends
> who are.
>
> I hope the NYC trip is as bowel-friendly to you as
> it can be 5am. Evacuation is always more pleasant
> in familiar surroundings.
Thanks deadlycombo. 5am guy is going to have to take the bolt bus to NYC on Sunday morning to get settled in for a three day seminar at Columbia university. 5am guy has a real hard time staying awake during the day and 5am guys bowels will likely give 5am guy trouble.
5am guys therapist told him that it is not mentally healthy to work graveyard shift and 5am guys boss says that while he is happy to have 5am guy to voluntarily work alone at night he thinks it is hurting 5am guys career and he wants 5am guy to start working some day shifts. All these things worry 5am guy and cause bowel distress.
5am guy would like to wish everyone here good bowels and happy trails.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 30, 2016 06:59AM
5 am guy, I do think that day shift would be better for your bowels.
Our circadian rhythms are meant for sleep at night, awake during days and this going against the grain can further bowel pain.
I wish you luck at Columbia. A fine school with plenty of white people. If possible can you inquire if they are researching bowel problems?
Our circadian rhythms are meant for sleep at night, awake during days and this going against the grain can further bowel pain.
I wish you luck at Columbia. A fine school with plenty of white people. If possible can you inquire if they are researching bowel problems?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 30, 2016 09:11AM
Last night on the television
I watched Donald J Trump
The urge hit me to take a dump
The pain was real I dug in my heels
There was yelling accompanied by squeals.
I wish my craps could be regular sizes
Most would wish for a case of the hives
My busted up bowels failed to help
And for the record I'm not a whelp.
Instead as a man I toil for hours
Wishing I could have some superpowers
Yet ordinary I am with a brown chocolate hole
That must be older than ancient Bob Dole
This crap has no help, no doctor can cure
I feel like I'm in that scene with Ben Hur
Chariots of Fire, down to the wire
Another day that I'll be a crier
I watched Donald J Trump
The urge hit me to take a dump
The pain was real I dug in my heels
There was yelling accompanied by squeals.
I wish my craps could be regular sizes
Most would wish for a case of the hives
My busted up bowels failed to help
And for the record I'm not a whelp.
Instead as a man I toil for hours
Wishing I could have some superpowers
Yet ordinary I am with a brown chocolate hole
That must be older than ancient Bob Dole
This crap has no help, no doctor can cure
I feel like I'm in that scene with Ben Hur
Chariots of Fire, down to the wire
Another day that I'll be a crier
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: September 30, 2016 09:44AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Last night on the television
> I watched Donald J Trump
> The urge hit me to take a dump
> The pain was real I dug in my heels
> There was yelling accompanied by squeals.
>
> I wish my craps could be regular sizes
> Most would wish for a case of the hives
> My busted up bowels failed to help
> And for the record I'm not a whelp.
>
> Instead as a man I toil for hours
> Wishing I could have some superpowers
> Yet ordinary I am with a brown chocolate hole
> That must be older than ancient Bob Dole
>
> This crap has no help, no doctor can cure
> I feel like I'm in that scene with Ben Hur
> Chariots of Fire, down to the wire
> Another day that I'll be a crier
A sad but amusing story BO!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Last night on the television
> I watched Donald J Trump
> The urge hit me to take a dump
> The pain was real I dug in my heels
> There was yelling accompanied by squeals.
>
> I wish my craps could be regular sizes
> Most would wish for a case of the hives
> My busted up bowels failed to help
> And for the record I'm not a whelp.
>
> Instead as a man I toil for hours
> Wishing I could have some superpowers
> Yet ordinary I am with a brown chocolate hole
> That must be older than ancient Bob Dole
>
> This crap has no help, no doctor can cure
> I feel like I'm in that scene with Ben Hur
> Chariots of Fire, down to the wire
> Another day that I'll be a crier
A sad but amusing story BO!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: September 30, 2016 10:28AM
The stall has been cleared again. I'm starting to wonder if an exorcism is required.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bowel-ku
()
Date: September 30, 2016 10:54AM
Sitting on the throne
My colon full of feces
Liquid or solid?
My colon full of feces
Liquid or solid?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
You fat fucks
()
Date: September 30, 2016 12:01PM
eat less shit less problem solved. You people are disgusting not because of what comes out but what you put in. Cry like little babies about your poo but keep stuffing your faces. Try fasting you complete douchenozzles.
Ill add that if you are able to diet and get within even 20lbs of a 'normal' vs overweight body composition your shitting problems will be gone. You fat fucks embody the decline of the US. Complain and play the victim. You boo-hoo to the Dr. for a pill to cure you but you dont have the brains or willpower to stop eating.
I hope you all die of impacted bowels.
Ill add that if you are able to diet and get within even 20lbs of a 'normal' vs overweight body composition your shitting problems will be gone. You fat fucks embody the decline of the US. Complain and play the victim. You boo-hoo to the Dr. for a pill to cure you but you dont have the brains or willpower to stop eating.
I hope you all die of impacted bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: September 30, 2016 12:39PM
You fat fucks Wrote:
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> eat less shit less problem solved. You people are
> disgusting not because of what comes out but what
> you put in. Cry like little babies about your poo
> but keep stuffing your faces. Try fasting you
> complete douchenozzles.
>
> Ill add that if you are able to diet and get
> within even 20lbs of a 'normal' vs overweight body
> composition your shitting problems will be gone.
> You fat fucks embody the decline of the US.
> Complain and play the victim. You boo-hoo to the
> Dr. for a pill to cure you but you dont have the
> brains or willpower to stop eating.
>
> I hope you all die of impacted bowels.
Your write up would be more effective with less vulgarity.
-------------------------------------------------------
> eat less shit less problem solved. You people are
> disgusting not because of what comes out but what
> you put in. Cry like little babies about your poo
> but keep stuffing your faces. Try fasting you
> complete douchenozzles.
>
> Ill add that if you are able to diet and get
> within even 20lbs of a 'normal' vs overweight body
> composition your shitting problems will be gone.
> You fat fucks embody the decline of the US.
> Complain and play the victim. You boo-hoo to the
> Dr. for a pill to cure you but you dont have the
> brains or willpower to stop eating.
>
> I hope you all die of impacted bowels.
Your write up would be more effective with less vulgarity.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
You fat fucks
()
Date: September 30, 2016 12:43PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You fat fucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eat less shit less problem solved. You people
> are
> > disgusting not because of what comes out but
> what
> > you put in. Cry like little babies about your
> poo
> > but keep stuffing your faces. Try fasting you
> > complete douchenozzles.
> >
> > Ill add that if you are able to diet and get
> > within even 20lbs of a 'normal' vs overweight
> body
> > composition your shitting problems will be gone.
>
> > You fat fucks embody the decline of the US.
> > Complain and play the victim. You boo-hoo to
> the
> > Dr. for a pill to cure you but you dont have
> the
> > brains or willpower to stop eating.
> >
> > I hope you all die of impacted bowels.
>
>
> Your write up would be more effective with less
> vulgarity.
r u kidding? have u seen their disgusting posts. It doesnt matter they will be eating like hogs till they die of heart disease or stroke.
-------------------------------------------------------
> You fat fucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eat less shit less problem solved. You people
> are
> > disgusting not because of what comes out but
> what
> > you put in. Cry like little babies about your
> poo
> > but keep stuffing your faces. Try fasting you
> > complete douchenozzles.
> >
> > Ill add that if you are able to diet and get
> > within even 20lbs of a 'normal' vs overweight
> body
> > composition your shitting problems will be gone.
>
> > You fat fucks embody the decline of the US.
> > Complain and play the victim. You boo-hoo to
> the
> > Dr. for a pill to cure you but you dont have
> the
> > brains or willpower to stop eating.
> >
> > I hope you all die of impacted bowels.
>
>
> Your write up would be more effective with less
> vulgarity.
r u kidding? have u seen their disgusting posts. It doesnt matter they will be eating like hogs till they die of heart disease or stroke.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: September 30, 2016 12:51PM
You fat fucks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You fat fucks Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > eat less shit less problem solved. You
> people
> > are
> > > disgusting not because of what comes out but
> > what
> > > you put in. Cry like little babies about
> your
> > poo
> > > but keep stuffing your faces. Try fasting
> you
> > > complete douchenozzles.
> > >
> > > Ill add that if you are able to diet and get
> > > within even 20lbs of a 'normal' vs overweight
> > body
> > > composition your shitting problems will be
> gone.
> >
> > > You fat fucks embody the decline of the US.
> > > Complain and play the victim. You boo-hoo to
> > the
> > > Dr. for a pill to cure you but you dont have
> > the
> > > brains or willpower to stop eating.
> > >
> > > I hope you all die of impacted bowels.
> >
> >
> > Your write up would be more effective with less
> > vulgarity.
>
> r u kidding? have u seen their disgusting posts.
> It doesnt matter they will be eating like hogs
> till they die of heart disease or stroke.
More than likely they are both obese and inactive. They further worsen their conditions by not seeking a board certified GI/psychiatrist. Yet to make obscene statements, or wish people death is unethical.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You fat fucks Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > eat less shit less problem solved. You
> people
> > are
> > > disgusting not because of what comes out but
> > what
> > > you put in. Cry like little babies about
> your
> > poo
> > > but keep stuffing your faces. Try fasting
> you
> > > complete douchenozzles.
> > >
> > > Ill add that if you are able to diet and get
> > > within even 20lbs of a 'normal' vs overweight
> > body
> > > composition your shitting problems will be
> gone.
> >
> > > You fat fucks embody the decline of the US.
> > > Complain and play the victim. You boo-hoo to
> > the
> > > Dr. for a pill to cure you but you dont have
> > the
> > > brains or willpower to stop eating.
> > >
> > > I hope you all die of impacted bowels.
> >
> >
> > Your write up would be more effective with less
> > vulgarity.
>
> r u kidding? have u seen their disgusting posts.
> It doesnt matter they will be eating like hogs
> till they die of heart disease or stroke.
More than likely they are both obese and inactive. They further worsen their conditions by not seeking a board certified GI/psychiatrist. Yet to make obscene statements, or wish people death is unethical.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: September 30, 2016 01:40PM
The TP at grocery stores is no better. Considering they get bulk discounts, Safeway is screwing over employees and customers alike with sandpaper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: September 30, 2016 02:44PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You fat fucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You fat fucks Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > eat less shit less problem solved. You
> > people
> > > are
> > > > disgusting not because of what comes out
> but
> > > what
> > > > you put in. Cry like little babies about
> > your
> > > poo
> > > > but keep stuffing your faces. Try fasting
> > you
> > > > complete douchenozzles.
> > > >
> > > > Ill add that if you are able to diet and
> get
> > > > within even 20lbs of a 'normal' vs
> overweight
> > > body
> > > > composition your shitting problems will be
> > gone.
> > >
> > > > You fat fucks embody the decline of the US.
>
> > > > Complain and play the victim. You boo-hoo
> to
> > > the
> > > > Dr. for a pill to cure you but you dont
> have
> > > the
> > > > brains or willpower to stop eating.
> > > >
> > > > I hope you all die of impacted bowels.
> > >
> > >
> > > Your write up would be more effective with
> less
> > > vulgarity.
> >
> > r u kidding? have u seen their disgusting
> posts.
> > It doesnt matter they will be eating like hogs
> > till they die of heart disease or stroke.
>
> More than likely they are both obese and inactive.
> They further worsen their conditions by not
> seeking a board certified GI/psychiatrist. Yet to
> make obscene statements, or wish people death is
> unethical.
Yes a doctor can help an incontinent person. Full of crap doc and you know it.
-------------------------------------------------------
> You fat fucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You fat fucks Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > eat less shit less problem solved. You
> > people
> > > are
> > > > disgusting not because of what comes out
> but
> > > what
> > > > you put in. Cry like little babies about
> > your
> > > poo
> > > > but keep stuffing your faces. Try fasting
> > you
> > > > complete douchenozzles.
> > > >
> > > > Ill add that if you are able to diet and
> get
> > > > within even 20lbs of a 'normal' vs
> overweight
> > > body
> > > > composition your shitting problems will be
> > gone.
> > >
> > > > You fat fucks embody the decline of the US.
>
> > > > Complain and play the victim. You boo-hoo
> to
> > > the
> > > > Dr. for a pill to cure you but you dont
> have
> > > the
> > > > brains or willpower to stop eating.
> > > >
> > > > I hope you all die of impacted bowels.
> > >
> > >
> > > Your write up would be more effective with
> less
> > > vulgarity.
> >
> > r u kidding? have u seen their disgusting
> posts.
> > It doesnt matter they will be eating like hogs
> > till they die of heart disease or stroke.
>
> More than likely they are both obese and inactive.
> They further worsen their conditions by not
> seeking a board certified GI/psychiatrist. Yet to
> make obscene statements, or wish people death is
> unethical.
Yes a doctor can help an incontinent person. Full of crap doc and you know it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: September 30, 2016 07:02PM
Seems we have "Irritated Board Syndrome " here today.
With that being said, time to relax and watch Roots. Then drop Kunta Kende.
With that being said, time to relax and watch Roots. Then drop Kunta Kende.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: October 01, 2016 06:59AM
Like a rolling stone
by, Johonny Bravo
Once upon a time you dumped so fine
Took effortless shits in your prime, didn't you?
People call say 'beware doll, you're bound to fall'
You thought they were all kidding you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that had trouble shitting it out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be shitting out a snowmobile
How does it feel, how does it feel?
To be stuck on the throne
In a rectal combat zone, like a rolling stone
by, Johonny Bravo
Once upon a time you dumped so fine
Took effortless shits in your prime, didn't you?
People call say 'beware doll, you're bound to fall'
You thought they were all kidding you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that had trouble shitting it out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be shitting out a snowmobile
How does it feel, how does it feel?
To be stuck on the throne
In a rectal combat zone, like a rolling stone
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 01, 2016 07:28AM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Like a rolling stone
>
> by, Johonny Bravo
>
>
>
> Once upon a time you dumped so fine
> Took effortless shits in your prime, didn't you?
> People call say 'beware doll, you're bound to
> fall'
> You thought they were all kidding you
> You used to laugh about
> Everybody that had trouble shitting it out
> Now you don't talk so loud
> Now you don't seem so proud
> About having to be shitting out a snowmobile
> How does it feel, how does it feel?
> To be stuck on the throne
> In a rectal combat zone, like a rolling stone
I've missed you and know others have Mr. Bravo. Well done, thank you for a good laugh this morning.
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> Like a rolling stone
>
> by, Johonny Bravo
>
>
>
> Once upon a time you dumped so fine
> Took effortless shits in your prime, didn't you?
> People call say 'beware doll, you're bound to
> fall'
> You thought they were all kidding you
> You used to laugh about
> Everybody that had trouble shitting it out
> Now you don't talk so loud
> Now you don't seem so proud
> About having to be shitting out a snowmobile
> How does it feel, how does it feel?
> To be stuck on the throne
> In a rectal combat zone, like a rolling stone
I've missed you and know others have Mr. Bravo. Well done, thank you for a good laugh this morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: October 01, 2016 08:05AM
Oh shit!
"rectal combat zone"
That made me really laugh my frickin ass off. funny as hell
"rectal combat zone"
That made me really laugh my frickin ass off. funny as hell
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 01, 2016 11:45AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Oh shit!
>
> "rectal combat zone"
>
> That made me really laugh my frickin ass off.
> funny as hell
Agreed and do you have any new brown adventures this week Red Onion?
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> Oh shit!
>
> "rectal combat zone"
>
> That made me really laugh my frickin ass off.
> funny as hell
Agreed and do you have any new brown adventures this week Red Onion?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: October 01, 2016 12:07PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh shit!
> >
> > "rectal combat zone"
> >
> > That made me really laugh my frickin ass off.
> > funny as hell
>
>
> Agreed and do you have any new brown adventures
> this week Red Onion?
This aint really an adventure but yesterday a lady in a big Chevy SUV came in for an oil change. Ths lady had a couple cheerleader girls with her fron a nearby high school. I had just got done with the mens room and had to wait for someone to leave the lady room, well this cute little cheerleader girl comes out and I go in to clean when the stench hit me hard. I thinks to myself "How in Hell does something that cute and innocent put out a horrible smell like that??" I cant even recall anything that smelled that bad when I was in prison. That waz real bad.
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh shit!
> >
> > "rectal combat zone"
> >
> > That made me really laugh my frickin ass off.
> > funny as hell
>
>
> Agreed and do you have any new brown adventures
> this week Red Onion?
This aint really an adventure but yesterday a lady in a big Chevy SUV came in for an oil change. Ths lady had a couple cheerleader girls with her fron a nearby high school. I had just got done with the mens room and had to wait for someone to leave the lady room, well this cute little cheerleader girl comes out and I go in to clean when the stench hit me hard. I thinks to myself "How in Hell does something that cute and innocent put out a horrible smell like that??" I cant even recall anything that smelled that bad when I was in prison. That waz real bad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
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Date: October 01, 2016 12:58PM
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Jimmy B
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
yhEEj
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Date: October 01, 2016 03:21PM
obese and inactive sums up the complainer on this thread - its mostly one person with several screen names.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 01, 2016 03:39PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oh shit!
> > >
> > > "rectal combat zone"
> > >
> > > That made me really laugh my frickin ass off.
> > > funny as hell
> >
> >
> > Agreed and do you have any new brown adventures
> > this week Red Onion?
>
>
> This aint really an adventure but yesterday a lady
> in a big Chevy SUV came in for an oil change. Ths
> lady had a couple cheerleader girls with her fron
> a nearby high school. I had just got done with the
> mens room and had to wait for someone to leave the
> lady room, well this cute little cheerleader girl
> comes out and I go in to clean when the stench hit
> me hard. I thinks to myself "How in Hell does
> something that cute and innocent put out a
> horrible smell like that??" I cant even recall
> anything that smelled that bad when I was in
> prison. That waz real bad.
That's truly awful Red Onion. There she is looking like a 10 and drops an abominable 2. Just makes one wonder, although at her age that's probably not due to bowel betrayal but being banged in the rear by her savage boyfriend.
Jimmy B great comics. A much needed laugh before kicking out this oversized badminton set.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oh shit!
> > >
> > > "rectal combat zone"
> > >
> > > That made me really laugh my frickin ass off.
> > > funny as hell
> >
> >
> > Agreed and do you have any new brown adventures
> > this week Red Onion?
>
>
> This aint really an adventure but yesterday a lady
> in a big Chevy SUV came in for an oil change. Ths
> lady had a couple cheerleader girls with her fron
> a nearby high school. I had just got done with the
> mens room and had to wait for someone to leave the
> lady room, well this cute little cheerleader girl
> comes out and I go in to clean when the stench hit
> me hard. I thinks to myself "How in Hell does
> something that cute and innocent put out a
> horrible smell like that??" I cant even recall
> anything that smelled that bad when I was in
> prison. That waz real bad.
That's truly awful Red Onion. There she is looking like a 10 and drops an abominable 2. Just makes one wonder, although at her age that's probably not due to bowel betrayal but being banged in the rear by her savage boyfriend.
Jimmy B great comics. A much needed laugh before kicking out this oversized badminton set.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown History month
()
Date: October 01, 2016 03:51PM
Charlie Brown is the central protagonist of the long-running comic strip Peanuts. Did you know that the creator of the Peanuts, Charles M Schulz was an IBS sufferer? Mr. Schulz used his real life experience growing up as a boy with IBS to write the scripts for the Peanuts gang comic strips, books and movies.
Bowel disorders can have profound effects on young people who are often too embarrassed to talk with anyone about what they are going through. The long term effects of this both psychologically and physically can be severe.
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Bowel disorders can have profound effects on young people who are often too embarrassed to talk with anyone about what they are going through. The long term effects of this both psychologically and physically can be severe.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: October 01, 2016 04:36PM
Cybill Sheppard has IBS and she hid in pain for a long period of time. The medical doctors told her that she needs to manage her stress levels and that a psychologist would help, similar to what doctors have said to myself.
Kurt Cobain said his IBS symptoms ultimately led him to the addiction of Heroin, he noted that Heroin helps him to cope with the symptoms he was experiencing. He later committed suicide due to his drug addictions and IBS may have been considered to played a small role in that decision.
Cher was also known to have IBS and had bouts of diarrhea before performing at her shows.
Other famous people who have made statements about themselves having IBS, includes the following: Adolf Hitler, Tyra Banks, Jenny McCarthy, Elizabeth Taylor, Sigmund Freud, Kristen Dunst and Fran Drescher.
Kurt Cobain said his IBS symptoms ultimately led him to the addiction of Heroin, he noted that Heroin helps him to cope with the symptoms he was experiencing. He later committed suicide due to his drug addictions and IBS may have been considered to played a small role in that decision.
Cher was also known to have IBS and had bouts of diarrhea before performing at her shows.
Other famous people who have made statements about themselves having IBS, includes the following: Adolf Hitler, Tyra Banks, Jenny McCarthy, Elizabeth Taylor, Sigmund Freud, Kristen Dunst and Fran Drescher.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 01, 2016 04:55PM
Brown History Month, that is amazing information right there. Had no idea as well, Mr. Schultzs work speaks for itself. He was a classy and apparently an assy man. I like learning anything brown history related and hope you'll share more.
BEH I'm not sure who Kurt Cobain is, but years ago I now wonder if Chers expressions on the Sonny and Cher show were bowel related. Thank goodness she didn't crap the deck, in her drawers while in that music video on the naval vessel.
Aside from Shitler, I'd say we are among some bright people.
BEH I'm not sure who Kurt Cobain is, but years ago I now wonder if Chers expressions on the Sonny and Cher show were bowel related. Thank goodness she didn't crap the deck, in her drawers while in that music video on the naval vessel.
Aside from Shitler, I'd say we are among some bright people.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: October 01, 2016 06:25PM
New Research Reveals:
The exact cause of IBS continues to elude medical scientists. Some researchers think there may be a genetic component while other IBS investigators feel the condition is more complex.
Studies do suggest around 60 percent of people with IBS meet the criteria for one or more psychiatric conditions with the most common of these being Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD).
Stress alone does not appear to be the singular cause of IBS however, because of the connection between the brain and the digestive tract, it is thought that stress can trigger and exacerbate symptoms.
Source:
http://blogs.psychcentral.com/life-goals/2014/08/mindfulness-for-irritable-bowel-syndrome/
The exact cause of IBS continues to elude medical scientists. Some researchers think there may be a genetic component while other IBS investigators feel the condition is more complex.
Studies do suggest around 60 percent of people with IBS meet the criteria for one or more psychiatric conditions with the most common of these being Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD).
Stress alone does not appear to be the singular cause of IBS however, because of the connection between the brain and the digestive tract, it is thought that stress can trigger and exacerbate symptoms.
Source:
http://blogs.psychcentral.com/life-goals/2014/08/mindfulness-for-irritable-bowel-syndrome/
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: October 01, 2016 06:31PM
More Information:
Share your experience of living with a digestive disorder – it can be therapeutic for you as well as others who suffer.
http://www.aboutconstipation.org/personal-stories.html
Share your experience of living with a digestive disorder – it can be therapeutic for you as well as others who suffer.
http://www.aboutconstipation.org/personal-stories.html
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: October 01, 2016 06:33PM
Ever ask yourself, "How do I perform a manual fecal disimpassion?"
Manual fecal disimpaction should be done by a licensed health professional. The possibility of bowel perforation is very high if not done by a professional.
Those who may develop an impaction are usually recommended by a doctor to use oil enemas, which are available in the pharmacy. But if no bowel movement occurs in 2 hours, disimpaction should be handled by a trained professional. It is important to have this done because it can lead to ileus, where the bowel is paralyzed and perforation.
You can also go to the Emergency Room - they handle these things all the time.
Source:
http://www.justanswer.com/health/0fqcx-perform-manual-fecal-dispimpaction.html
Manual fecal disimpaction should be done by a licensed health professional. The possibility of bowel perforation is very high if not done by a professional.
Those who may develop an impaction are usually recommended by a doctor to use oil enemas, which are available in the pharmacy. But if no bowel movement occurs in 2 hours, disimpaction should be handled by a trained professional. It is important to have this done because it can lead to ileus, where the bowel is paralyzed and perforation.
You can also go to the Emergency Room - they handle these things all the time.
Source:
http://www.justanswer.com/health/0fqcx-perform-manual-fecal-dispimpaction.html
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 01, 2016 08:33PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Ever ask yourself, "How do I perform a manual
> fecal disimpassion?"
>
>
> Manual fecal disimpaction should be done by a
> licensed health professional. The possibility of
> bowel perforation is very high if not done by a
> professional.
>
> Those who may develop an impaction are usually
> recommended by a doctor to use oil enemas, which
> are available in the pharmacy. But if no bowel
> movement occurs in 2 hours, disimpaction should be
> handled by a trained professional. It is important
> to have this done because it can lead to ileus,
> where the bowel is paralyzed and perforation.
>
> You can also go to the Emergency Room - they
> handle these things all the time.
>
> Source:
>
> http://www.justanswer.com/health/0fqcx-perform-man
> ual-fecal-dispimpaction.html
Great info BEH. Think I'll use my brown pen there also, but the last one requires a shitty indifferent doctor.
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> Ever ask yourself, "How do I perform a manual
> fecal disimpassion?"
>
>
> Manual fecal disimpaction should be done by a
> licensed health professional. The possibility of
> bowel perforation is very high if not done by a
> professional.
>
> Those who may develop an impaction are usually
> recommended by a doctor to use oil enemas, which
> are available in the pharmacy. But if no bowel
> movement occurs in 2 hours, disimpaction should be
> handled by a trained professional. It is important
> to have this done because it can lead to ileus,
> where the bowel is paralyzed and perforation.
>
> You can also go to the Emergency Room - they
> handle these things all the time.
>
> Source:
>
> http://www.justanswer.com/health/0fqcx-perform-man
> ual-fecal-dispimpaction.html
Great info BEH. Think I'll use my brown pen there also, but the last one requires a shitty indifferent doctor.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: October 02, 2016 06:47AM
Slovak festival cancel to weather. Was hoping to provide good foods for you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
pokey
()
Date: October 02, 2016 07:23AM
Gumby had IBS. Here he is holding his stool.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: October 02, 2016 08:46AM
This morning is off to a rough start as Anita's is not bowel helpful. Quite the opposite.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 02, 2016 09:45AM
My poor fish is still feeling the strain, and while my midwives were helpful with a successful delivery, I'm tired of dropping off stinky basketballs through a garden hose.
My bowels do feel like a bratwurst on fire. The damage was massive, and painkillers and a sitz bath aren't helping so much.
Then I have to go to breakfast with Matilda, and our asshole younger brother Clarence, who needs to "unwind from the stress of living in New York."
While I'm glad he's more sympathetic now due to his bowel betrayal, I can deal better without him talking about the colored and spics he defends in court. Why even bother, but he takes their money and invests in shit to help his shit.
My bowels do feel like a bratwurst on fire. The damage was massive, and painkillers and a sitz bath aren't helping so much.
Then I have to go to breakfast with Matilda, and our asshole younger brother Clarence, who needs to "unwind from the stress of living in New York."
While I'm glad he's more sympathetic now due to his bowel betrayal, I can deal better without him talking about the colored and spics he defends in court. Why even bother, but he takes their money and invests in shit to help his shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: October 02, 2016 12:11PM
BEH Wrote:
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> New Research Reveals:
>
> The exact cause of IBS continues to elude medical
> scientists. Some researchers think there may be a
> genetic component while other IBS investigators
> feel the condition is more complex.
>
> Studies do suggest around 60 percent of people
> with IBS meet the criteria for one or more
> psychiatric conditions with the most common of
> these being Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD).
>
> Stress alone does not appear to be the singular
> cause of IBS however, because of the connection
> between the brain and the digestive tract, it is
> thought that stress can trigger and exacerbate
> symptoms.
>
> Source:
> http://blogs.psychcentral.com/life-goals/2014/08/m
> indfulness-for-irritable-bowel-syndrome/
I'm surprised user name BEH finally posts a semi respectable write up. The Internet has its uses, and the link provided is a decent resource. Yet it's best accompanied with an appointment with a board certified GI.
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> New Research Reveals:
>
> The exact cause of IBS continues to elude medical
> scientists. Some researchers think there may be a
> genetic component while other IBS investigators
> feel the condition is more complex.
>
> Studies do suggest around 60 percent of people
> with IBS meet the criteria for one or more
> psychiatric conditions with the most common of
> these being Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD).
>
> Stress alone does not appear to be the singular
> cause of IBS however, because of the connection
> between the brain and the digestive tract, it is
> thought that stress can trigger and exacerbate
> symptoms.
>
> Source:
> http://blogs.psychcentral.com/life-goals/2014/08/m
> indfulness-for-irritable-bowel-syndrome/
I'm surprised user name BEH finally posts a semi respectable write up. The Internet has its uses, and the link provided is a decent resource. Yet it's best accompanied with an appointment with a board certified GI.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: October 02, 2016 03:19PM
A church picnic was fun but the TP used again causes a sore rear end.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: October 02, 2016 03:45PM
You girls are still bitching about this crap?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Troll alert!!!
()
Date: October 02, 2016 04:21PM
Quit bumping this thread peekza. The Omeara one is enough.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 02, 2016 07:51PM
Troll alert!!! Wrote:
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> Quit bumping this thread peekza. The Omeara one is
> enough.
I am going to drop a troll hopefully
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> Quit bumping this thread peekza. The Omeara one is
> enough.
I am going to drop a troll hopefully
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Moreass Buttstrain
()
Date: October 02, 2016 08:01PM
I have poop problems too. Maybe I can post about this later. I like the way people support each other here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 02, 2016 08:07PM
Moreass Buttstrain Wrote:
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> I have poop problems too. Maybe I can post about
> this later. I like the way people support each
> other here.
This is your spot for all things brown, and people like us betrayed by our bowels. Feel free to tell us about your bowels.
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> I have poop problems too. Maybe I can post about
> this later. I like the way people support each
> other here.
This is your spot for all things brown, and people like us betrayed by our bowels. Feel free to tell us about your bowels.