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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: August 21, 2016 04:30PM
Hello friends,
I have been getting caught up on all the wacky goings-ons here on the FXU! My chromebook was out of service for a while and it was the only device I had saved my password on.
I have noticed that since I retired and then completed a stressful home sale and purchase that my bowels were getting better every week. It is true for me anyway that stress is a huge factor in the digestive process. A couple weeks back my wonderful wife was injured when a tree fell in front of her moving vehicle during a thunderstorm. She is just fine and well on her way to a full recovery but at first we were not sure about her condition. As soon as I got the call my bowels went into total chaos and it was the worst I ever experienced. Things are better now.
I would like to wish all the best to the brothers in bowel here!
I have been getting caught up on all the wacky goings-ons here on the FXU! My chromebook was out of service for a while and it was the only device I had saved my password on.
I have noticed that since I retired and then completed a stressful home sale and purchase that my bowels were getting better every week. It is true for me anyway that stress is a huge factor in the digestive process. A couple weeks back my wonderful wife was injured when a tree fell in front of her moving vehicle during a thunderstorm. She is just fine and well on her way to a full recovery but at first we were not sure about her condition. As soon as I got the call my bowels went into total chaos and it was the worst I ever experienced. Things are better now.
I would like to wish all the best to the brothers in bowel here!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 21, 2016 04:57PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hello friends,
> I have been getting caught up on all the wacky
> goings-ons here on the FXU! My chromebook was out
> of service for a while and it was the only device
> I had saved my password on.
> I have noticed that since I retired and then
> completed a stressful home sale and purchase that
> my bowels were getting better every week. It is
> true for me anyway that stress is a huge factor in
> the digestive process. A couple weeks back my
> wonderful wife was injured when a tree fell in
> front of her moving vehicle during a thunderstorm.
> She is just fine and well on her way to a full
> recovery but at first we were not sure about her
> condition. As soon as I got the call my bowels
> went into total chaos and it was the worst I ever
> experienced. Things are better now.
> I would like to wish all the best to the brothers
> in bowel here!
I hope this was not due to the yellow canary. Glad your angel of brown is on the mend, and glad to have you back brother in bowel.
Here's to her health, your bowels, and I hope the Feds still haven't figured out your groan throne is Canadian.
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> Hello friends,
> I have been getting caught up on all the wacky
> goings-ons here on the FXU! My chromebook was out
> of service for a while and it was the only device
> I had saved my password on.
> I have noticed that since I retired and then
> completed a stressful home sale and purchase that
> my bowels were getting better every week. It is
> true for me anyway that stress is a huge factor in
> the digestive process. A couple weeks back my
> wonderful wife was injured when a tree fell in
> front of her moving vehicle during a thunderstorm.
> She is just fine and well on her way to a full
> recovery but at first we were not sure about her
> condition. As soon as I got the call my bowels
> went into total chaos and it was the worst I ever
> experienced. Things are better now.
> I would like to wish all the best to the brothers
> in bowel here!
I hope this was not due to the yellow canary. Glad your angel of brown is on the mend, and glad to have you back brother in bowel.
Here's to her health, your bowels, and I hope the Feds still haven't figured out your groan throne is Canadian.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: August 21, 2016 07:16PM
Welcome back on dive bomber
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
FakeBOpOster#11
()
Date: August 22, 2016 08:56AM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello friends,
> I have been getting caught up on all the wacky
> goings-ons here on the FXU! My chromebook was out
> of service for a while and it was the only device
> I had saved my password on.
> I have noticed that since I retired and then
> completed a stressful home sale and purchase that
> my bowels were getting better every week. It is
> true for me anyway that stress is a huge factor in
> the digestive process. A couple weeks back my
> wonderful wife was injured when a tree fell in
> front of her moving vehicle during a thunderstorm.
> She is just fine and well on her way to a full
> recovery but at first we were not sure about her
> condition. As soon as I got the call my bowels
> went into total chaos and it was the worst I ever
> experienced. Things are better now.
> I would like to wish all the best to the brothers
> in bowel here!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello friends,
> I have been getting caught up on all the wacky
> goings-ons here on the FXU! My chromebook was out
> of service for a while and it was the only device
> I had saved my password on.
> I have noticed that since I retired and then
> completed a stressful home sale and purchase that
> my bowels were getting better every week. It is
> true for me anyway that stress is a huge factor in
> the digestive process. A couple weeks back my
> wonderful wife was injured when a tree fell in
> front of her moving vehicle during a thunderstorm.
> She is just fine and well on her way to a full
> recovery but at first we were not sure about her
> condition. As soon as I got the call my bowels
> went into total chaos and it was the worst I ever
> experienced. Things are better now.
> I would like to wish all the best to the brothers
> in bowel here!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
big anal difficulities.
()
Date: August 22, 2016 08:30PM
Oh my butt! Butt trouble tonight!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 22, 2016 09:05PM
The Crying Game wasn't just a movie.
I think midwives deserve a higher salary.
I think midwives deserve a higher salary.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: August 23, 2016 05:00AM
Hey now! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy just had a long, leisurely pooping session in the handicapped stall and it was a wonderful experience for 5am guy.
5am guys therapist is telling 5am guy that he is engaged in self destructive behavior. The therapist says that working all night alone and sleeping all day is self destructive. 5am guy is not sure what to think about this. 5am guy likes to stay up all night plus 5am guy has a very easy job. 5am guy is not so sure about this therapist.
5am guy would like to wish happy pooping for everyone here!
5am guys therapist is telling 5am guy that he is engaged in self destructive behavior. The therapist says that working all night alone and sleeping all day is self destructive. 5am guy is not sure what to think about this. 5am guy likes to stay up all night plus 5am guy has a very easy job. 5am guy is not so sure about this therapist.
5am guy would like to wish happy pooping for everyone here!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
coprophilia
()
Date: August 23, 2016 09:50AM
coprophilia
n.
The deriving of sexual gratification from fantasies or acts involving feces.
The American Heritage® Medical Dictionary Copyright © 2007, 2004 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
Sexuoeroticism linked to manipulating faecal material. The condition is classified in the DSM-IV as a paraphilia—sexual deviancy—not otherwise specified, defined as a period of 6 months in which (1) there are recurrent, intensely sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviours involving the use of faeces in various ways, and (2) in which the fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviours cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning
n.
The deriving of sexual gratification from fantasies or acts involving feces.
The American Heritage® Medical Dictionary Copyright © 2007, 2004 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
Sexuoeroticism linked to manipulating faecal material. The condition is classified in the DSM-IV as a paraphilia—sexual deviancy—not otherwise specified, defined as a period of 6 months in which (1) there are recurrent, intensely sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviours involving the use of faeces in various ways, and (2) in which the fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviours cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 23, 2016 12:36PM
My starfish just got destroyed. Collateral damage too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 23, 2016 01:02PM
Dontcha just love that feeling you get when chyme passes through the ileocecal sphincter and enters the large intestine?
Buts things sometimes go bad at that point.
A lot can go wrong during that long journey from the cecum to the rectum.
By the time the Feces enters the rectum and the anal canal exerts pressure on the internal anal sphincter, its too late to turn back.
The spkincters smooth muscle tissue should relax and dilate. But if you're trying to excrete a football sized stool my God, the skeletal muscles of the external anal sphincter can only hold reasonably sized feces in the anal canal.
Damn, how much is a sigmoid colon expected to endure?
Buts things sometimes go bad at that point.
A lot can go wrong during that long journey from the cecum to the rectum.
By the time the Feces enters the rectum and the anal canal exerts pressure on the internal anal sphincter, its too late to turn back.
The spkincters smooth muscle tissue should relax and dilate. But if you're trying to excrete a football sized stool my God, the skeletal muscles of the external anal sphincter can only hold reasonably sized feces in the anal canal.
Damn, how much is a sigmoid colon expected to endure?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: August 23, 2016 01:58PM
A mess. A hot stinky mess.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: August 23, 2016 04:09PM
Bad choice. Fried chicken with cheese sticks. My poor bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
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Date: August 23, 2016 04:51PM
Fuck you BEH!!!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jack Bradley
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Date: August 23, 2016 07:14PM
What kind of items do you all eat, and if so does it make a difference? Prescriptions and non prescriptions haven't done a thing for me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
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Date: August 24, 2016 04:32AM
Yes I started out with a painful blast.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Admit it.
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Date: August 24, 2016 08:32AM
Some real great bowels stories for you: "For me it's mostly the physical things about it. The initial release; the texture of it against my hands or body; the weight of it when on my body—things like that. I prefer Bristol scale [the stool chart that classifies the form of human feces into seven categories] type three and four, though I don't mind softer stool at all. I'm not really a fan of the softest—too acidic."
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/hot-shit-women-share-their-messiest-poop-fetishes
lets be honest this is what this thread is about. Admit it.
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/hot-shit-women-share-their-messiest-poop-fetishes
lets be honest this is what this thread is about. Admit it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
putting scat in the vagina
()
Date: August 24, 2016 08:33AM
"Various things will increase the risks of playing or eating. These things are: It's someone else's scat; you have an immunity disorder; they have an immunity disorder; you are sick; they are sick; the scat is aged. There are risks, but if you educate yourself and take proper precautions, you're pretty safe.
I've never personally gotten sick from my scat. The closest I have ever come was pushing my boundaries too hard and eating too much at once, and I had a stomach ache for a while. Obviously putting scat in the vagina isn't healthy to do, but I've heard that douching after increases the risk of infection."
I've never personally gotten sick from my scat. The closest I have ever come was pushing my boundaries too hard and eating too much at once, and I had a stomach ache for a while. Obviously putting scat in the vagina isn't healthy to do, but I've heard that douching after increases the risk of infection."
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 24, 2016 09:18AM
Jack Bradley Wrote:
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> What kind of items do you all eat, and if so does
> it make a difference? Prescriptions and non
> prescriptions haven't done a thing for me.
I eat pretty much anything I want. I'm not one of the afflicted here, just a supporter. I do limit the amount of spicy foods I eat these days. They just don't get "processed" as much as they did when I was younger. Spicy goin' in and spicy comin' out.
Here's to an uneventful day of bowels to all the BiBs!
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> What kind of items do you all eat, and if so does
> it make a difference? Prescriptions and non
> prescriptions haven't done a thing for me.
I eat pretty much anything I want. I'm not one of the afflicted here, just a supporter. I do limit the amount of spicy foods I eat these days. They just don't get "processed" as much as they did when I was younger. Spicy goin' in and spicy comin' out.
Here's to an uneventful day of bowels to all the BiBs!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
feces face
()
Date: August 24, 2016 11:23AM
Frosted Feces - they're great!Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: August 24, 2016 01:32PM
Apparently there is no protocol that works for everyone.
Lately I've been having good results with foods from the region of my origin.
Especially helpful for good intestinal flora is a nice tall glass of cold Zincica.
For me, a before dinner shot of hruskovica relaxes my Schphinkter like nothing else.
A hot steaming bowl of Kapustnica really stimulates and lubricates the ascending colon.
Common sense would tell you that Ostiepok would be binding...but no, somehow it seems to digest rather well, also eliminating cleanly.
Of course, your mileage my vary.
But for an almost guaranteed comfortable evacuation, nothing works like Sosovicovy prívarok. My dumps have been like the ones you see in the pasture.
I'm working on eating Slovakian cuisine exclusively. It provides good nourishment utilizing a variety of foods.
It ain't bad, and what good is eating ribs, or lasagna if its only going to make you shit a 16 pound medicine ball a week later?
Lately I've been having good results with foods from the region of my origin.
Especially helpful for good intestinal flora is a nice tall glass of cold Zincica.
For me, a before dinner shot of hruskovica relaxes my Schphinkter like nothing else.
A hot steaming bowl of Kapustnica really stimulates and lubricates the ascending colon.
Common sense would tell you that Ostiepok would be binding...but no, somehow it seems to digest rather well, also eliminating cleanly.
Of course, your mileage my vary.
But for an almost guaranteed comfortable evacuation, nothing works like Sosovicovy prívarok. My dumps have been like the ones you see in the pasture.
I'm working on eating Slovakian cuisine exclusively. It provides good nourishment utilizing a variety of foods.
It ain't bad, and what good is eating ribs, or lasagna if its only going to make you shit a 16 pound medicine ball a week later?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 24, 2016 01:41PM
All I know is my butt hurts. My cheeks from hours on the cold and indifferent groan throne.
My 33 feet of plumbing are in a state of rebellion, after throwing out another asteroid through a garden hose. And my poor starfish, my ruptured rectum like James Taylor has seen fire and rain.
Our bowels betray us but we must carry on. Jesus carried the cross. We must carry our large and small intestines. And the agony from passing large objects where they probably shouldn't.
My 33 feet of plumbing are in a state of rebellion, after throwing out another asteroid through a garden hose. And my poor starfish, my ruptured rectum like James Taylor has seen fire and rain.
Our bowels betray us but we must carry on. Jesus carried the cross. We must carry our large and small intestines. And the agony from passing large objects where they probably shouldn't.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
which Bristol Scale
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Date: August 24, 2016 03:01PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> All I know is my butt hurts. My cheeks from hours
> on the cold and indifferent groan throne.
>
> My 33 feet of plumbing are in a state of
> rebellion, after throwing out another asteroid
> through a garden hose. And my poor starfish, my
> ruptured rectum like James Taylor has seen fire
> and rain.
>
> Our bowels betray us but we must carry on. Jesus
> carried the cross. We must carry our large and
> small intestines. And the agony from passing large
> objects where they probably shouldn't.
BO which Bristol Scale do you prefer when smearing feces on your chest and thighs???
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> All I know is my butt hurts. My cheeks from hours
> on the cold and indifferent groan throne.
>
> My 33 feet of plumbing are in a state of
> rebellion, after throwing out another asteroid
> through a garden hose. And my poor starfish, my
> ruptured rectum like James Taylor has seen fire
> and rain.
>
> Our bowels betray us but we must carry on. Jesus
> carried the cross. We must carry our large and
> small intestines. And the agony from passing large
> objects where they probably shouldn't.
BO which Bristol Scale do you prefer when smearing feces on your chest and thighs???
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
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Date: August 24, 2016 03:31PM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
coprophilia
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Date: August 24, 2016 04:40PM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hey now! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> just had a long, leisurely pooping session in the
> handicapped stall and it was a wonderful
> experience for 5am guy.
> 5am guys therapist is telling 5am guy that he is
> engaged in self destructive behavior. The
> therapist says that working all night alone and
> sleeping all day is self destructive. 5am guy is
> not sure what to think about this. 5am guy likes
> to stay up all night plus 5am guy has a very easy
> job. 5am guy is not so sure about this therapist.
> 5am guy would like to wish happy pooping for
> everyone here!
The mere fact that you are posting in this thread proves that you are a total wack job and there is no hope for you.
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> Hey now! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> just had a long, leisurely pooping session in the
> handicapped stall and it was a wonderful
> experience for 5am guy.
> 5am guys therapist is telling 5am guy that he is
> engaged in self destructive behavior. The
> therapist says that working all night alone and
> sleeping all day is self destructive. 5am guy is
> not sure what to think about this. 5am guy likes
> to stay up all night plus 5am guy has a very easy
> job. 5am guy is not so sure about this therapist.
> 5am guy would like to wish happy pooping for
> everyone here!
The mere fact that you are posting in this thread proves that you are a total wack job and there is no hope for you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 24, 2016 06:09PM
If Galilelo looked at my bowels he'd clearly see Uranus.
My poor fish.
My poor fish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 24, 2016 06:10PM
Jimmy B Wrote:
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> 1
Very funny comic!
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> 1
Very funny comic!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Moneyya
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Date: August 25, 2016 02:41AM
The more that you stir it, the more it will stink –
The higher it’s piled, the deeper it sinks –
The more you proclaim it, the less that you know –
The greater the load, the more pompous the show –
When you throw it, it splatters –
When you crush it, like jam it spreads out –
When you fart, there’s always a danger that some might come out –
Go home, and it’s with you as you walk through the door –
If you don’t have enough, you can always make more –
Give it to someone you love, and they’ll soon send it back –
Released in your undies, it leaves a brown track –
Now doctors won’t tell you what any turd knows –
The more that you eat, the bigger it grows –
If it plugs up your butt, it can ruin your day –
When nature comes calling, it’s best not to delay –
So don’t blame it on God if your bowels should protest –
For to him, what we call shit is in fact one holy mess.
-Venerable Moneyya
The higher it’s piled, the deeper it sinks –
The more you proclaim it, the less that you know –
The greater the load, the more pompous the show –
When you throw it, it splatters –
When you crush it, like jam it spreads out –
When you fart, there’s always a danger that some might come out –
Go home, and it’s with you as you walk through the door –
If you don’t have enough, you can always make more –
Give it to someone you love, and they’ll soon send it back –
Released in your undies, it leaves a brown track –
Now doctors won’t tell you what any turd knows –
The more that you eat, the bigger it grows –
If it plugs up your butt, it can ruin your day –
When nature comes calling, it’s best not to delay –
So don’t blame it on God if your bowels should protest –
For to him, what we call shit is in fact one holy mess.
-Venerable Moneyya
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Moneyya
()
Date: August 25, 2016 05:35AM
Sitting around my ass is so sore,
Because my poop came thru like a barreling wild boar.
I do not know what has caused its girth,
Must be comparable to my wife's child birth.
To say it was wide is grossly undersaid,
It had the diameter of a king size bed.
I tried to flush it down but it got stuck,
Around it spun like a fluttering duck.
Half a roll of tp was needed right there,
This half floating log was smelt like burnt hair.
So my tale comes to an end,
Good luck to your butthole
as you make a new friend
Because my poop came thru like a barreling wild boar.
I do not know what has caused its girth,
Must be comparable to my wife's child birth.
To say it was wide is grossly undersaid,
It had the diameter of a king size bed.
I tried to flush it down but it got stuck,
Around it spun like a fluttering duck.
Half a roll of tp was needed right there,
This half floating log was smelt like burnt hair.
So my tale comes to an end,
Good luck to your butthole
as you make a new friend
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
fAkeB0pOstEr#19
()
Date: August 25, 2016 08:13AM
Moneyya Wrote:
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> Sitting around my ass is so sore,
>
> Because my poop came thru like a barreling wild
> boar.
>
> I do not know what has caused its girth,
>
> Must be comparable to my wife's child birth.
>
> To say it was wide is grossly undersaid,
>
> It had the diameter of a king size bed.
>
> I tried to flush it down but it got stuck,
>
> Around it spun like a fluttering duck.
>
> Half a roll of tp was needed right there,
>
> This half floating log was smelt like burnt hair.
>
> So my tale comes to an end,
>
> Good luck to your butthole
>
> as you make a new friend
starfish, midwives, groanthrone tee hee tee hee
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> Sitting around my ass is so sore,
>
> Because my poop came thru like a barreling wild
> boar.
>
> I do not know what has caused its girth,
>
> Must be comparable to my wife's child birth.
>
> To say it was wide is grossly undersaid,
>
> It had the diameter of a king size bed.
>
> I tried to flush it down but it got stuck,
>
> Around it spun like a fluttering duck.
>
> Half a roll of tp was needed right there,
>
> This half floating log was smelt like burnt hair.
>
> So my tale comes to an end,
>
> Good luck to your butthole
>
> as you make a new friend
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 25, 2016 10:51AM
Great shit money. Literally.
I'm starting to think the wetback janitor at my doctors office knows more about bowels than the doctor himself.
It's brutally unfair to crap out Ron Jeremy sized shits.
I'm starting to think the wetback janitor at my doctors office knows more about bowels than the doctor himself.
It's brutally unfair to crap out Ron Jeremy sized shits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: August 25, 2016 01:41PM
Is there anything I can insert rectally to stop the seepage?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: August 25, 2016 02:18PM
Chafing must be painful brown splatter.
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Posted by:
Jimmy B
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Date: August 25, 2016 02:35PM
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 25, 2016 03:16PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Is there anything I can insert rectally to stop
> the seepage?
How big is your starfish? I produce large brown blockages. Are bowel byproduct transfers medically possible?
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> Is there anything I can insert rectally to stop
> the seepage?
How big is your starfish? I produce large brown blockages. Are bowel byproduct transfers medically possible?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
interwebs critic
()
Date: August 25, 2016 08:05PM
Jimmy B Wrote:
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Your contributions to this forum are really weak. Can you kick it up a little?
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> 4
Your contributions to this forum are really weak. Can you kick it up a little?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tcxjj
()
Date: August 26, 2016 08:54AM
Johnny D aka Brown Onion your cartoons are not funny or interesting, at all. They look like first cuts from Highlights magazine. By first cuts I mean the ones thrown in the trash before even going to the editor. Just stick to your 'A' material and talk about midwives and starfish.
So fuck off.
So fuck off.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: August 26, 2016 12:32PM
I hope you men have a good weekend!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 26, 2016 12:38PM
Have a good weekend as well, Miscavage, and TGIF to all the BiBs!
As usual...coffee this morning and an apple with lunch produced the intended result.
As usual...coffee this morning and an apple with lunch produced the intended result.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: August 26, 2016 12:58PM
Its groundhogs day with obtuse write ups.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: August 26, 2016 01:22PM
TGIF to you as well Anon Doc! And a bowel-friendly weekend as well!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy BM
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Date: August 26, 2016 01:34PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
GenuineRandomPosternotBO
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Date: August 26, 2016 01:35PM
Jimmy - great cartoon!!! Seriously Im dying laughing here!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 26, 2016 01:42PM
It's been said that Dolly had IBS. I'll bet she clogged that toilet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
honda driver
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Date: August 26, 2016 03:12PM
Truck driving man Wrote:
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> When you Drive the big rigs to get the hot freight
> from state to state you can find yourself in big
> trouble if you have bowel trouble. The truck-stops
> often have very tempting buffet style restaurants
> and many of them comp your meal if you buy 100
> gallons or more of diesel fuel. It is real easy to
> overeat especially in very cold weather.
> Nothing is worse than being caught on a long
> lonely highway with no place to drop your ass
> freight except for the frozen tundra. It's one
> thing if you have to dump and run but what can be
> really bad is when you have the every half hour
> shits. This happened to me in the Canadian north
> woods a few years back. Today this old trucker
> packs a box of depends and while I haven't had to
> use them yet I know the day will come.
I wonder how many truckers depend on depends?
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> When you Drive the big rigs to get the hot freight
> from state to state you can find yourself in big
> trouble if you have bowel trouble. The truck-stops
> often have very tempting buffet style restaurants
> and many of them comp your meal if you buy 100
> gallons or more of diesel fuel. It is real easy to
> overeat especially in very cold weather.
> Nothing is worse than being caught on a long
> lonely highway with no place to drop your ass
> freight except for the frozen tundra. It's one
> thing if you have to dump and run but what can be
> really bad is when you have the every half hour
> shits. This happened to me in the Canadian north
> woods a few years back. Today this old trucker
> packs a box of depends and while I haven't had to
> use them yet I know the day will come.
I wonder how many truckers depend on depends?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 26, 2016 05:05PM
Oh that log must be thrown holy water by a priest.
I cannot explain how pained my starfish is. All I want to do is cry and pray to the patron saint of groan throne.
I cannot explain how pained my starfish is. All I want to do is cry and pray to the patron saint of groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: August 26, 2016 07:10PM
Five Guys is the worst
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
definitelynoteesh
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Date: August 26, 2016 07:27PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Oh that log must be thrown holy water by a
> priest.
>
> I cannot explain how pained my starfish is. All I
> want to do is cry and pray to the patron saint of
> groan throne.
How was your day in court?
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> Oh that log must be thrown holy water by a
> priest.
>
> I cannot explain how pained my starfish is. All I
> want to do is cry and pray to the patron saint of
> groan throne.
How was your day in court?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 26, 2016 08:49PM
I feel like my bowels just got pruned.
The eviscerated remnants of my starfish are completely blown out of the water.
If a medical examiner looked at it they'd recoil in horror. Worse than a crime scene.
The eviscerated remnants of my starfish are completely blown out of the water.
If a medical examiner looked at it they'd recoil in horror. Worse than a crime scene.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Tyftry
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Date: August 26, 2016 10:03PM
Tee hee groan throne starfish buster
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: August 27, 2016 04:55AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Five Guys is the worst
Hi Diced, 5am guy checking in here.
5 guys causes 5am guys bowels to switch to a accelerated schedule but 5am guy has found that the cracker barrel is the very worst. 5am guy has found that Grandpa's country fried steak breakfast from the cracker barrel is more effective than any laxative known to man.
Last time 5am guy was visiting his cousin in Paint Bank we made a trip to the Cracker barrel in nearby Troutville Virginia. 5am guy did not even make it out of the cracker barrel before the evacuation began. It was bad, very bad.
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> Five Guys is the worst
Hi Diced, 5am guy checking in here.
5 guys causes 5am guys bowels to switch to a accelerated schedule but 5am guy has found that the cracker barrel is the very worst. 5am guy has found that Grandpa's country fried steak breakfast from the cracker barrel is more effective than any laxative known to man.
Last time 5am guy was visiting his cousin in Paint Bank we made a trip to the Cracker barrel in nearby Troutville Virginia. 5am guy did not even make it out of the cracker barrel before the evacuation began. It was bad, very bad.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 27, 2016 06:48AM
That is a bowel buster! !!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: August 27, 2016 10:59AM
3 days out of work because of diarrhea. It's embarrassing and causing added stress. It would be wonderful to have time off for other reasons.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Meagen Tooheyu
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Date: August 27, 2016 01:54PM
Wonder how Meg's bowels are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Confuzzled
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Date: August 27, 2016 03:44PM
Is BO the George Curley guy too?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
hard wiper
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Date: August 27, 2016 04:51PM
I saw this in the lobby restroom of a Quality inn and suites in New Jersey. I thought it was a nice touch and a effective advertising method from the good folks at Charmin.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 27, 2016 06:09PM
That's a neat display. While a fan of wet towelettes for maximum cleaning of the mudcat, Charmin is a solid pick. It's certainly better than Walmarts or what you find in government facilities.
That's sandpaper for your rump.
That's sandpaper for your rump.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 27, 2016 11:08PM
I just dropped Colon Kapernick out
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Major Brown
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Date: August 28, 2016 06:24AM
Great gag!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nibroc
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Date: August 28, 2016 08:12AM
hard wiper Wrote:
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> I saw this in the lobby restroom of a Quality inn
> and suites in New Jersey. I thought it was a nice
> touch and a effective advertising method from the
> good folks at Charmin.
Nibroc toilet tissue nearly tore my starfish off the face of the earth in College
= 
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> I saw this in the lobby restroom of a Quality inn
> and suites in New Jersey. I thought it was a nice
> touch and a effective advertising method from the
> good folks at Charmin.
Nibroc toilet tissue nearly tore my starfish off the face of the earth in College
= Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 28, 2016 09:25AM
Nibroc Wrote:
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> hard wiper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I saw this in the lobby restroom of a Quality
> inn
> > and suites in New Jersey. I thought it was a
> nice
> > touch and a effective advertising method from
> the
> > good folks at Charmin.
>
>
> Nibroc toilet tissue nearly tore my starfish off
> the face of the earth in College
>
=
>
That looks truly beyond painful. I had never heard of that brand before but yes, that's an ass kicker.
Have your bowels recovered, and will you perhaps sue the college for damages?
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> hard wiper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I saw this in the lobby restroom of a Quality
> inn
> > and suites in New Jersey. I thought it was a
> nice
> > touch and a effective advertising method from
> the
> > good folks at Charmin.
>
>
> Nibroc toilet tissue nearly tore my starfish off
> the face of the earth in College
>
=>
That looks truly beyond painful. I had never heard of that brand before but yes, that's an ass kicker.
Have your bowels recovered, and will you perhaps sue the college for damages?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
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Date: August 28, 2016 05:21PM
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Jimmy B
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Date: August 28, 2016 05:22PM
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Jimmy B
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Date: August 28, 2016 05:22PM
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Jimmy B
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Date: August 28, 2016 05:24PM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poop Factory
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Date: August 28, 2016 06:31PM
What have you stuck up your ass today, BO?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: August 28, 2016 06:46PM
Poop Factory Wrote:
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> What have you stuck up your ass today, BO?
What's your problem with onion? I love the pics all are funny.
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> What have you stuck up your ass today, BO?
What's your problem with onion? I love the pics all are funny.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
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Date: August 28, 2016 07:28PM
Will post soon Slovak festival. Foods for friends free. In Annandale. Nice place.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
busteddd
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Date: August 28, 2016 07:38PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> Poop Factory Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What have you stuck up your ass today, BO?
>
>
> What's your problem with onion? I love the pics
> all are funny.
No they are not funny - not even a little.
What is interesting is you blew your cover - the pictures are listed under 'Jimmy B'. Jimmy B as we all know is Brown Onion but you have just confirmed it Brown. Defending your alias under another alias. Of course we know BO is an alias as well.
What a sad life you lead.
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> Poop Factory Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What have you stuck up your ass today, BO?
>
>
> What's your problem with onion? I love the pics
> all are funny.
No they are not funny - not even a little.
What is interesting is you blew your cover - the pictures are listed under 'Jimmy B'. Jimmy B as we all know is Brown Onion but you have just confirmed it Brown. Defending your alias under another alias. Of course we know BO is an alias as well.
What a sad life you lead.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: August 29, 2016 04:34AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in again here. 5 am guy has nothing to do at work tonight so 5am guy has been experimenting with some binaural beat meditation while pooping. 5am guy built a little shelf that is held up by strong magnets to hold 5am guys big laptop and speakers to the inside of the bathroom stall. 5am guy meditated for nearly an hour before pooping effortlessly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3oAyin8W4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3oAyin8W4
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 29, 2016 07:03AM
5 am, just out of curiosity what made you switch from whales?
I just dropped a whale of a load out my buxom bowels. It hurt like hell and my butt is going to be sore a long time.
I just dropped a whale of a load out my buxom bowels. It hurt like hell and my butt is going to be sore a long time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
HmEK6
()
Date: August 29, 2016 07:51AM
busteddd Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Poop Factory Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What have you stuck up your ass today, BO?
> >
> >
> > What's your problem with onion? I love the pics
> > all are funny.
>
> No they are not funny - not even a little.
>
> What is interesting is you blew your cover - the
> pictures are listed under 'Jimmy B'. Jimmy B as
> we all know is Brown Onion but you have just
> confirmed it Brown. Defending your alias under
> another alias. Of course we know BO is an alias
> as well.
>
> What a sad life you lead.
Its the Truth. BO is caught red-handed
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Poop Factory Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What have you stuck up your ass today, BO?
> >
> >
> > What's your problem with onion? I love the pics
> > all are funny.
>
> No they are not funny - not even a little.
>
> What is interesting is you blew your cover - the
> pictures are listed under 'Jimmy B'. Jimmy B as
> we all know is Brown Onion but you have just
> confirmed it Brown. Defending your alias under
> another alias. Of course we know BO is an alias
> as well.
>
> What a sad life you lead.
Its the Truth. BO is caught red-handed
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 29, 2016 07:57AM
HmEK6 Wrote:
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> busteddd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Poop Factory Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > What have you stuck up your ass today, BO?
> > >
> > >
> > > What's your problem with onion? I love the
> pics
> > > all are funny.
> >
> > No they are not funny - not even a little.
> >
> > What is interesting is you blew your cover -
> the
> > pictures are listed under 'Jimmy B'. Jimmy B
> as
> > we all know is Brown Onion but you have just
> > confirmed it Brown. Defending your alias under
> > another alias. Of course we know BO is an
> alias
> > as well.
> >
> > What a sad life you lead.
>
> Its the Truth. BO is caught red-handed
Don't you mean brown handed?
You are a fine example of those with superior bowels who oppress the bowel trodden.
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> busteddd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Poop Factory Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > What have you stuck up your ass today, BO?
> > >
> > >
> > > What's your problem with onion? I love the
> pics
> > > all are funny.
> >
> > No they are not funny - not even a little.
> >
> > What is interesting is you blew your cover -
> the
> > pictures are listed under 'Jimmy B'. Jimmy B
> as
> > we all know is Brown Onion but you have just
> > confirmed it Brown. Defending your alias under
> > another alias. Of course we know BO is an
> alias
> > as well.
> >
> > What a sad life you lead.
>
> Its the Truth. BO is caught red-handed
Don't you mean brown handed?
You are a fine example of those with superior bowels who oppress the bowel trodden.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: August 29, 2016 10:27AM
I made a mistake. Never should have eaten Arby's. The curly fries are causing big bowel problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jackie Bradley
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Date: August 29, 2016 10:48AM
I popped some laxatives hoping this won't be as bad as I think. The size of my movements are very big. Painful straining. Not to point of crying but it hurts and bloody toilet paper doesn't make me feel good. Anyone here have luck with laxatives and is it true to use them only so often because your body builds up immunity to them?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 29, 2016 11:31AM
It's awful when you feel the inevitable basketball rolling through the fudge tunnel. Even worse when the only groan throne is a Mexican space rocket.
A dons John.
Although I wasn't thrilled about the south of the border savages doing construction work, these wetbacks get my thanks for allowing me to use their plastic sweaty and poor ventilated groan throne.
These aren't the best to crap in as no midwife will accompany me, hold my hand, while I scream like a wounded animal. The migrants from the Grapes of Wrath looked at me funny but the pain was very real.
A dons John.
Although I wasn't thrilled about the south of the border savages doing construction work, these wetbacks get my thanks for allowing me to use their plastic sweaty and poor ventilated groan throne.
These aren't the best to crap in as no midwife will accompany me, hold my hand, while I scream like a wounded animal. The migrants from the Grapes of Wrath looked at me funny but the pain was very real.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 29, 2016 12:19PM
Enjoying the nice weather with the pooch, when she stops, arches her back, lifts her tail, and unloads several big, moist stools.
The mutt eats nothing but meat and protein. No bran, beans or broccoli. Yet the pile she left was remarkable, and passed without so much as a change in her expression.
Then, the dog gives me a look, and I realize, I've seen that look before.
It's the same look as when I come out of the bathroom after a particularly violent evacuation.
Total disdain.
IBS sufferers are shunned by society, abused by their doctors, ridiculed by their family, and now made to feel inferior to better boweled species.
The mutt eats nothing but meat and protein. No bran, beans or broccoli. Yet the pile she left was remarkable, and passed without so much as a change in her expression.
Then, the dog gives me a look, and I realize, I've seen that look before.
It's the same look as when I come out of the bathroom after a particularly violent evacuation.
Total disdain.
IBS sufferers are shunned by society, abused by their doctors, ridiculed by their family, and now made to feel inferior to better boweled species.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
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Date: August 29, 2016 12:23PM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: August 29, 2016 03:44PM
User name BEH, I strongly recommend seeing a psychiatrist (in house), as your write ups are foul, vulgar and without substance.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 29, 2016 04:36PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> User name BEH, I strongly recommend seeing a
> psychiatrist (in house), as your write ups are
> foul, vulgar and without substance.
So saeth the man who sodomizes people.
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> User name BEH, I strongly recommend seeing a
> psychiatrist (in house), as your write ups are
> foul, vulgar and without substance.
So saeth the man who sodomizes people.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 29, 2016 06:25PM
First off I'm a bit worried about brother in bowel dive bomber. He hasn't posted here awhile, hoping him, his bowel buddy wife, and his bowels are alright.
BEHs post got me thinking about evolution. For instance his dog can eat whatever he wants. If we try that it's concrete basketball time. Does anyone know if Charles Darwin studied bowels?
Also I thought a lot about other species. Maybe there's a biologist here, whom could educate us if animals have IBS. One has to wonder if a parrot or largemouth bass drops a gigantic brown mushroom.
BEHs post got me thinking about evolution. For instance his dog can eat whatever he wants. If we try that it's concrete basketball time. Does anyone know if Charles Darwin studied bowels?
Also I thought a lot about other species. Maybe there's a biologist here, whom could educate us if animals have IBS. One has to wonder if a parrot or largemouth bass drops a gigantic brown mushroom.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: August 29, 2016 08:09PM
Hope dive is okay too!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: August 30, 2016 05:25AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5 am, just out of curiosity what made you switch
> from whales?
>
> I just dropped a whale of a load out my buxom
> bowels. It hurt like hell and my butt is going to
> be sore a long time.
5am guy still likes the whales but 5am guy just likes to mix it up a bit.
5am guy has another therapist appointment today the 40 dollar co-pays are a bit expensive for 5am guy but the doctor keeps telling 5am guy that it is important to make another appointment after each session is over. The very first thing they ask for when 5am guy shows up is the 40 dollar co-pay. This makes 5am guy wonder who is really helping who with this therapy thing.
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> 5 am, just out of curiosity what made you switch
> from whales?
>
> I just dropped a whale of a load out my buxom
> bowels. It hurt like hell and my butt is going to
> be sore a long time.
5am guy still likes the whales but 5am guy just likes to mix it up a bit.
5am guy has another therapist appointment today the 40 dollar co-pays are a bit expensive for 5am guy but the doctor keeps telling 5am guy that it is important to make another appointment after each session is over. The very first thing they ask for when 5am guy shows up is the 40 dollar co-pay. This makes 5am guy wonder who is really helping who with this therapy thing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
keep going
()
Date: August 30, 2016 07:48AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am, just out of curiosity what made you
> switch
> > from whales?
> >
> > I just dropped a whale of a load out my buxom
> > bowels. It hurt like hell and my butt is going
> to
> > be sore a long time.
>
>
> 5am guy still likes the whales but 5am guy just
> likes to mix it up a bit.
>
> 5am guy has another therapist appointment today
> the 40 dollar co-pays are a bit expensive for 5am
> guy but the doctor keeps telling 5am guy that it
> is important to make another appointment after
> each session is over. The very first thing they
> ask for when 5am guy shows up is the 40 dollar
> co-pay. This makes 5am guy wonder who is really
> helping who with this therapy thing.
If they can get you to stop talking in the third person it will have been worth the money - keep going.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am, just out of curiosity what made you
> switch
> > from whales?
> >
> > I just dropped a whale of a load out my buxom
> > bowels. It hurt like hell and my butt is going
> to
> > be sore a long time.
>
>
> 5am guy still likes the whales but 5am guy just
> likes to mix it up a bit.
>
> 5am guy has another therapist appointment today
> the 40 dollar co-pays are a bit expensive for 5am
> guy but the doctor keeps telling 5am guy that it
> is important to make another appointment after
> each session is over. The very first thing they
> ask for when 5am guy shows up is the 40 dollar
> co-pay. This makes 5am guy wonder who is really
> helping who with this therapy thing.
If they can get you to stop talking in the third person it will have been worth the money - keep going.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dogs eat feces
()
Date: August 30, 2016 07:51AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> First off I'm a bit worried about brother in bowel
> dive bomber. He hasn't posted here awhile, hoping
> him, his bowel buddy wife, and his bowels are
> alright.
>
> BEHs post got me thinking about evolution. For
> instance his dog can eat whatever he wants. If we
> try that it's concrete basketball time. Does
> anyone know if Charles Darwin studied bowels?
>
> Also I thought a lot about other species. Maybe
> there's a biologist here, whom could educate us if
> animals have IBS. One has to wonder if a parrot or
> largemouth bass drops a gigantic brown mushroom.
Dogs eat feces - Im surprised you dont have a kennel so you can watch them eat poop and jerk off. Oh well at least you can FAP to the idea while posting stupid cartoons here under various names.
poopstarfishmidwivesgroanthrone tee hee tee hee
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> First off I'm a bit worried about brother in bowel
> dive bomber. He hasn't posted here awhile, hoping
> him, his bowel buddy wife, and his bowels are
> alright.
>
> BEHs post got me thinking about evolution. For
> instance his dog can eat whatever he wants. If we
> try that it's concrete basketball time. Does
> anyone know if Charles Darwin studied bowels?
>
> Also I thought a lot about other species. Maybe
> there's a biologist here, whom could educate us if
> animals have IBS. One has to wonder if a parrot or
> largemouth bass drops a gigantic brown mushroom.
Dogs eat feces - Im surprised you dont have a kennel so you can watch them eat poop and jerk off. Oh well at least you can FAP to the idea while posting stupid cartoons here under various names.
poopstarfishmidwivesgroanthrone tee hee tee hee
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 30, 2016 07:52AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am, just out of curiosity what made you
> switch
> > from whales?
> >
> > I just dropped a whale of a load out my buxom
> > bowels. It hurt like hell and my butt is going
> to
> > be sore a long time.
>
>
> 5am guy still likes the whales but 5am guy just
> likes to mix it up a bit.
>
> 5am guy has another therapist appointment today
> the 40 dollar co-pays are a bit expensive for 5am
> guy but the doctor keeps telling 5am guy that it
> is important to make another appointment after
> each session is over. The very first thing they
> ask for when 5am guy shows up is the 40 dollar
> co-pay. This makes 5am guy wonder who is really
> helping who with this therapy thing.
They have their hands in shit too unfortunately.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5 am, just out of curiosity what made you
> switch
> > from whales?
> >
> > I just dropped a whale of a load out my buxom
> > bowels. It hurt like hell and my butt is going
> to
> > be sore a long time.
>
>
> 5am guy still likes the whales but 5am guy just
> likes to mix it up a bit.
>
> 5am guy has another therapist appointment today
> the 40 dollar co-pays are a bit expensive for 5am
> guy but the doctor keeps telling 5am guy that it
> is important to make another appointment after
> each session is over. The very first thing they
> ask for when 5am guy shows up is the 40 dollar
> co-pay. This makes 5am guy wonder who is really
> helping who with this therapy thing.
They have their hands in shit too unfortunately.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Explosive Scat
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Date: August 30, 2016 09:01AM
This thread is shitty.
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Dave Johns
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Date: August 30, 2016 09:15AM
It isn't some scat fetish. These people myself included don't like our shit!
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BEH
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Date: August 30, 2016 10:08AM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> User name BEH, I strongly recommend seeing a
> psychiatrist (in house), as your write ups are
> foul, vulgar and without substance.
See what I mean?
I've got the grapes of wrath in my rectum, and this is how the medical profession views my agony.
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> User name BEH, I strongly recommend seeing a
> psychiatrist (in house), as your write ups are
> foul, vulgar and without substance.
See what I mean?
I've got the grapes of wrath in my rectum, and this is how the medical profession views my agony.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: August 30, 2016 10:32AM
My sister Matilda recently let me know, that our asshole brother Clarence has bowel problems.
At first I laughed because he has treated us like shit. Plus he's a lawyer who's married to a money hungry gook, that's gambled away his earnings at casinos.
Yet now I feel bad. Unlike heart patients he will be the butt of jokes, and forced to endure rude indifferent doctors, who promise to help while tearing your asshole apart.
From what I understand, he's starting to drop large deposits that make him scream enough to stop Manhattan traffic.
Later on I'm going to commiserate with him, by calling him while I hoist my rump on the groan throne. With age he's now joined the bowels have betrayed him phase.
At first I laughed because he has treated us like shit. Plus he's a lawyer who's married to a money hungry gook, that's gambled away his earnings at casinos.
Yet now I feel bad. Unlike heart patients he will be the butt of jokes, and forced to endure rude indifferent doctors, who promise to help while tearing your asshole apart.
From what I understand, he's starting to drop large deposits that make him scream enough to stop Manhattan traffic.
Later on I'm going to commiserate with him, by calling him while I hoist my rump on the groan throne. With age he's now joined the bowels have betrayed him phase.
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Date: August 30, 2016 12:05PM
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Mr Brown Underwear
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Date: August 30, 2016 12:23PM
I like these pictures. They make me laugh despite being incontinent and wearing adult diapers.