Here I sit in the stall, still at work after everyone has gone for the long weekend. The wife has her SUV loaded and gassed up ready to start our little road trip. I just sent her a text about my bowel situation. It's a wonder she hasn't left me and my bad bowels.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Here I sit in the stall, still at work after
> everyone has gone for the long weekend. The wife
> has her SUV loaded and gassed up ready to start
> our little road trip. I just sent her a text about
> my bowel situation. It's a wonder she hasn't left
> me and my bad bowels.


She definitely is a bowel buddy. You married well dive.

I'm sorry you are stuck on the corporate groan throne. Has she read our posts or would she like to contribute?

How many of you like to fart in an elevator or an escalator?
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Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here I sit in the stall, still at work after
> > everyone has gone for the long weekend. The
> wife
> > has her SUV loaded and gassed up ready to start
> > our little road trip. I just sent her a text
> about
> > my bowel situation. It's a wonder she hasn't
> left
> > me and my bad bowels.
>
>
> She definitely is a bowel buddy. You married well
> dive.
>
> I'm sorry you are stuck on the corporate groan
> throne. Has she read our posts or would she like
> to contribute?

I have not shared this forum with her. Maybe I should.

We just got to the quality inn and things are better now that I have a groan throne at my service. We are to meet another couple for breakfast at Bob Evans in the morning, I have got to resist temptation and just order fruit and toast. God help me.
How are you doing Brown?

What is wrong with the forum? I passed 3 boxcars, wiped, and flushed before this page even loaded.

A lady on death row scheduled to die in about 5 days has made her last meal request of the following,

“Cornbread with a side of buttermilk; two Burger King Whoppers with cheese; two large orders of fries; cherry vanilla ice cream; popcorn; a salad with boiled eggs, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, carrots, cheese and Newman's Own buttermilk dressing; and lemonade.”

Just a few hours after Georgia's female death row inmate will have her last meal, Gissendaner is scheduled to die by lethal injection on Wednesday, Feb. 25, at the Georgia Diagnostic and Classification Prison in Jackson. If the execution takes place, 46-year-old Gissendaner will become the first woman to be executed in Georgia since 1945.

Thankfully she will be dead before she has to digest all that! She had her husband killed to try and get the insurance money btw.
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dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Here I sit in the stall, still at work after
> > > everyone has gone for the long weekend. The
> > wife
> > > has her SUV loaded and gassed up ready to
> start
> > > our little road trip. I just sent her a text
> > about
> > > my bowel situation. It's a wonder she hasn't
> > left
> > > me and my bad bowels.
> >
> >
> > She definitely is a bowel buddy. You married
> well
> > dive.
> >
> > I'm sorry you are stuck on the corporate groan
> > throne. Has she read our posts or would she
> like
> > to contribute?
>
> I have not shared this forum with her. Maybe I
> should.
>
> We just got to the quality inn and things are
> better now that I have a groan throne at my
> service. We are to meet another couple for
> breakfast at Bob Evans in the morning, I have got
> to resist temptation and just order fruit and
> toast. God help me.
> How are you doing Brown?

Good luck on that dive, as the temptation is always there, but WWBD. Seriously. Especially at such a classy place, I hope you can not indulge and your bowels will respond in kind.

I'd be interested in her opinion of this, if you wouldn't mind, and maybe a bit more about being a life long bowel buddy. She's definitely a good woman dive.

bongwood Wrote:
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> A lady on death row scheduled to die in about 5
> days has made her last meal request of the
> following,
>
> “Cornbread with a side of buttermilk; two Burger
> King Whoppers with cheese; two large orders of
> fries; cherry vanilla ice cream; popcorn; a salad
> with boiled eggs, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions,
> carrots, cheese and Newman's Own buttermilk
> dressing; and lemonade.”
>
> Just a few hours after Georgia's female death row
> inmate will have her last meal, Gissendaner is
> scheduled to die by lethal injection on Wednesday,
> Feb. 25, at the Georgia Diagnostic and
> Classification Prison in Jackson. If the execution
> takes place, 46-year-old Gissendaner will become
> the first woman to be executed in Georgia since
> 1945.
>
> Thankfully she will be dead before she has to
> digest all that! She had her husband killed to try
> and get the insurance money btw.


The look on her face if not scary enough!

My bowels quiver at that request. Scared shitless to be honest.

When her bowels release upon death, I hope staffers from the zoo elephant house are there to assist with clean up.

The boxes of supplies have arrived. The delays in shipping delay experiments, but two more people have found the mucous lozenges to help. I was correct. Just like a blood transfusion, extra mucous helps those with digestive problems greatly.

Dr.Diarrhea Wrote:
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> The boxes of supplies have arrived. The delays in
> shipping delay experiments, but two more people
> have found the mucous lozenges to help. I was
> correct. Just like a blood transfusion, extra
> mucous helps those with digestive problems
> greatly.


How's Woodburn today?

You are a pompous prick doctor

The smell is bad but no bodies were exhumed.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Here I sit in the stall, still at work
> after
> > > > everyone has gone for the long weekend. The
> > > wife
> > > > has her SUV loaded and gassed up ready to
> > start
> > > > our little road trip. I just sent her a
> text
> > > about
> > > > my bowel situation. It's a wonder she
> hasn't
> > > left
> > > > me and my bad bowels.
> > >
> > >
> > > She definitely is a bowel buddy. You married
> > well
> > > dive.
> > >
> > > I'm sorry you are stuck on the corporate
> groan
> > > throne. Has she read our posts or would she
> > like
> > > to contribute?
> >
> > I have not shared this forum with her. Maybe I
> > should.
> >
> > We just got to the quality inn and things are
> > better now that I have a groan throne at my
> > service. We are to meet another couple for
> > breakfast at Bob Evans in the morning, I have
> got
> > to resist temptation and just order fruit and
> > toast. God help me.
> > How are you doing Brown?
>
> Good luck on that dive, as the temptation is
> always there, but WWBD. Seriously. Especially at
> such a classy place, I hope you can not indulge
> and your bowels will respond in kind.
>
> I'd be interested in her opinion of this, if you
> wouldn't mind, and maybe a bit more about being a
> life long bowel buddy. She's definitely a good
> woman dive.


You are right about Mrs. Dive Brown. She is out shopping with friends now while I lounge around the hotel room. I had a close call with the maid as she wanted to clean my room right after I dropped something larger than the ice bucket in the groan throne. I told her my room was fine but she could straighten up Mrs Dives room if she wanted. I could just imagine the look on the face of that pretty little Hispanic girl if she had to enter my bathroom just seconds after I had dropped the big one. She probably would have run to the highway and caught a ride with a southbound trucker immediately.
Oh and I behaved myself at Bob Evans, just had a couple biscuits and a large orange juice. How are you and Matilda doing?

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Dr.Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The boxes of supplies have arrived. The delays
> in
> > shipping delay experiments, but two more
> people
> > have found the mucous lozenges to help. I was
> > correct. Just like a blood transfusion, extra
> > mucous helps those with digestive problems
> > greatly.
>
>
> How's Woodburn today?

You look like a jackass talking to yourself like that.

Poll: what kind of air freshener do you use?
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> > dive bomber Wrote:
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> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Here I sit in the stall, still at work
> > after
> > > > > everyone has gone for the long weekend.
> The
> > > > wife
> > > > > has her SUV loaded and gassed up ready to
> > > start
> > > > > our little road trip. I just sent her a
> > text
> > > > about
> > > > > my bowel situation. It's a wonder she
> > hasn't
> > > > left
> > > > > me and my bad bowels.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > She definitely is a bowel buddy. You
> married
> > > well
> > > > dive.
> > > >
> > > > I'm sorry you are stuck on the corporate
> > groan
> > > > throne. Has she read our posts or would
> she
> > > like
> > > > to contribute?
> > >
> > > I have not shared this forum with her. Maybe
> I
> > > should.
> > >
> > > We just got to the quality inn and things are
> > > better now that I have a groan throne at my
> > > service. We are to meet another couple for
> > > breakfast at Bob Evans in the morning, I have
> > got
> > > to resist temptation and just order fruit and
> > > toast. God help me.
> > > How are you doing Brown?
> >
> > Good luck on that dive, as the temptation is
> > always there, but WWBD. Seriously. Especially
> at
> > such a classy place, I hope you can not indulge
> > and your bowels will respond in kind.
> >
> > I'd be interested in her opinion of this, if
> you
> > wouldn't mind, and maybe a bit more about being
> a
> > life long bowel buddy. She's definitely a good
> > woman dive.
>
>
> You are right about Mrs. Dive Brown. She is out
> shopping with friends now while I lounge around
> the hotel room. I had a close call with the maid
> as she wanted to clean my room right after I
> dropped something larger than the ice bucket in
> the groan throne. I told her my room was fine but
> she could straighten up Mrs Dives room if she
> wanted. I could just imagine the look on the face
> of that pretty little Hispanic girl if she had to
> enter my bathroom just seconds after I had dropped
> the big one. She probably would have run to the
> highway and caught a ride with a southbound
> trucker immediately.
> Oh and I behaved myself at Bob Evans, just had a
> couple biscuits and a large orange juice. How are
> you and Matilda doing?

Wow that sounds painful dive. Although the good news is El Salvadorians are used to handling shit.

I hope your bowels are ok. Matilda and I are discussing our bowels tonight . We are wondering if it's a genetic component from our father. May he and his bowels rest in peace.

Funny picture Jon!

Any valentine day plans

Rolling cuddled in scat with BEH.

/
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Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Any valentine day plans


I will give my wife a dozen roses and a hand written note about how I could not live without her. That's the best a fat loser like me can come up with.

My friend sent a photo of his dinner at a fancy restaurant in New Orleans. It looks like a $50 plate of diarrhea.
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dive bomber Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
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> > Any valentine day plans
>
>
> I will give my wife a dozen roses and a hand
> written note about how I could not live without
> her. That's the best a fat loser like me can come
> up with.

Oh man I'm sorry you feel that way Dive. Yet the roses is a sweet gesture. Yet I hope your bowels will allow your self esteem to improve even if a bit.

If it makes you feel better, Matilda has signed me up for our time, some sort of dating website for older folks. I'm half tempted to write my profile in shit.

Jon Bidet Ramsey Wrote:
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> My friend sent a photo of his dinner at a fancy
> restaurant in New Orleans. It looks like a $50
> plate of diarrhea.


That is a bowel buster Bidet. Very much so.

If it's time to rupture the rectum that's a good bet.

Exhausted after a night of experiments. I hope to publish more later as some information was gleaned.

Dangerous road ahead of me. The wife and I are meeting friends at olive garden for an early lunch. I am not a huge OG fan but I do love the spaghetti with Italian sausage.

What a wonderful world it will be when we can freely discuss our bowels.

http://hellogiggles.com/need-to-know-pooping/

BEH sucks cock with feces smeared on it!

Jon Bidet Ramsey Wrote:
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> What a wonderful world it will be when we can
> freely discuss our bowels.
>
> http://hellogiggles.com/need-to-know-pooping/


Great bowel info Jon. How are your bowels today?

I hope my brothers in bowel are enjoying Valentines day. This our time dating site from my sister doesn't seem a bowel friendly gift.

Still working on the profile section. Wondering if I should mention bowel woes.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Jon Bidet Ramsey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a wonderful world it will be when we can
> > freely discuss our bowels.
> >
> > http://hellogiggles.com/need-to-know-pooping/
>
>
> Great bowel info Jon. How are your bowels today?
>
> I hope my brothers in bowel are enjoying
> Valentines day. This our time dating site from my
> sister doesn't seem a bowel friendly gift.
>
> Still working on the profile section. Wondering
> if I should mention bowel woes.


That sounds like a great gift Brown. Remember that good relationships are all about honesty so I think you should mention that you are digestivly challenged right up front. I bet there are quite a few nice ladies that have a similar condition that would love to date you.
The Olive garden lunch is processing nicely, I ate just a little salad and pasta along with one draft bud light. Maybe not exactly WBOWD but close.

True, in our age range Viagra and IBS go hand in hand.

Glad to hear your trip is going okay, and hope not too many illegals working the bar.

I am so sick and tired of my wetback neighbors having a piñata party while I'm on the groan throne!

My stools have been long and thin for 3 years. Maybe that means I got butt cancer. I got no health insurance right now so I guess Im screwed.

stolie Wrote:
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> My stools have been long and thin for 3 years.
> Maybe that means I got butt cancer. I got no
> health insurance right now so I guess Im screwed.

Do you eat a lot of hotdogs? That'll do it.

Jon Bidet, you have brought some wisdom to the thread. The 11 things I didn't know about poop were interesting.

The poop on a platter you posted. Are you sure your friend didn't just poop on a plate to fuck with you? It looks terrible & I have torn through bad looking food.

A good friend that I met in prison has a job at a toilet paper and paper towel manufacturing facility. When you got a criminal record you got to take like factory jobs and stuff cause nobody trusts you.
I never thought about toilet paper too much but some guys that make it think about toilet paper all the time and they take home a free roll every night to test it for quality. What a life huh?
this iss the kind ov machine my buddy runs.
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Red onion thank you for another fine example of "Bowels behind Bars." That is fascinating shit. You are a good guy and I hope you and your bowels are ok this morning.

For once not a car but a messy one. Lots of wet towelettes

Be advised - Spicy/greasy Indian food will play havoc with one's bowels.

When I get some free time I can tell yall bout poop shank. I saw a real life poop shank attack one time , noboddy was killed thanks to anti biotic pills.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poop+Shank

Due to today's inclement weather, all mucous research is cancelled.

Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> Due to today's inclement weather, all mucous
> research is cancelled.

These write ups are all absurd, and discredit the research that has been or is being done. The teams at Perdue would be deeply ashamed if they saw this nonsense. Please think before you write!

Just got home from our trip. There no place like home groan throne.

Happy Presidents day to all my brown brothers!

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> When I get some free time I can tell yall bout
> poop shank. I saw a real life poop shank attack
> one time , noboddy was killed thanks to anti
> biotic pills.
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poo
> p+Shank


That Indian food is goulash.

I'd be interested even though that's not the proper way of using our brown matter, about how that's even possible.

Shit to do bad shit is scary.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Just got home from our trip. There no place like
> home groan throne.
>
> Happy Presidents day to all my brown brothers!


Happy President Day Dive. One has to wonder if any of our Presidents had bad bowels. I'm pretty good at guessing, but I believe our current President has a great set.

The home groan throne. That's a double edged sword.

Although I feel the pain coming on.

Do you remember when in Independence Day , when the flaming homosexual, sat in his car saying "oh crap" as the debris from the alien explosions came towards his car?

That's what my bowels feel.

Washington, Lincoln , Teddy Roosevelt , Kennedy and Clinton all had the look of someone who has just successfully emptied their bowels to great satisfaction.

Jefferson, Taft, Wilson, Nixon and Obama look mighty anal retentive to me.

BEH Wrote:
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> Washington, Lincoln , Teddy Roosevelt , Kennedy
> and Clinton all had the look of someone who has
> just successfully emptied their bowels to great
> satisfaction.
>
> Jefferson, Taft, Wilson, Nixon and Obama look
> mighty anal retentive to me.


Hmm, I'm not sure about the dark skinned one, as he's able to eat all kinds of nasty shit with good results.

Taft. I wonder if he shit when he got stuck in the tub. Nixon must have had IBS.

BEH Wrote:
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> Washington, Lincoln , Teddy Roosevelt , Kennedy
> and Clinton all had the look of someone who has
> just successfully emptied their bowels to great
> satisfaction.
>
> Jefferson, Taft, Wilson, Nixon and Obama look
> mighty anal retentive to me.


They didn't roll in shit asshole!

I baked youse guyz a cake.
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That's a very cool Bristol stool guide.

I'm guessing I won't find the recipe in Betty Crockers book. Julia Child's maybe?

It's incredible how rude people are. My sister Matilda and I were discussing our bowel problems, when a lady at the Sheetz MTO section complained.

If we had a headache, lo and behold she would give us an aspirin.

If we had heartburn, she'd give us Tums.

But no our bowels are the brown tabernacle of undesirables. I hope this rude lady with superior bowels, feels she accomplished great things at the gas station. She should be ashamed.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It's incredible how rude people are. My sister
> Matilda and I were discussing our bowel problems,
> when a lady at the Sheetz MTO section complained.
>
> If we had a headache, lo and behold she would
> give us an aspirin.
>
> If we had heartburn, she'd give us Tums.
>
> But no our bowels are the brown tabernacle of
> undesirables. I hope this rude lady with superior
> bowels, feels she accomplished great things at
> the gas station. She should be ashamed.


I completely understand Brown. Years ago I was at Busch Gardens and I ran into a first aid station because my bowels were bursting. They told me to leave and find a restroom, meanwhile they had people in there being treated for bee stings and minor cuts even a kid who was dehydrated but they turned me away because I had bowel problems. I had to poop my pants that day.

We are second class citizens because of our bowels.

No wonder the lady didn't put up with your nonsense. I would not have either. That's just gross.

Hi all. 5am guy checking in here a little early. 5am guy was just at Denny's and the roads are very icy. 5am guy saw plow/salt truck drivers stopping at Denny's to take dumps. There are not that many places to take a dump at 3 in the morning.

All these icy roads means that 5am guy is going to get fucked. 5am guy is supposed to go home at 7am but the day shift people will not show up and 5am guy will be stuck at work.

Although 5am guy just had a perfect number 4 he wishes you all the best of luck in the world of bodily waste elimination!

Congrats on the #4 #2 5 am. Your bowels must be relieved.

I think you brought up lots of good points. Especially looking for that empty stall.

It's nerve wracking. It causes IBS folks more anxiety, bitten fingernails, and cases of pink eye. Yep the ring of shame.

Speaking of truck drivers, some of them for whatever reason, drop off big bowel bombs that stink so bad your nose hairs burn off.

It's literally chemical warfare. I'd gladly take mustard gas over that stench.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's incredible how rude people are. My sister
> > Matilda and I were discussing our bowel
> problems,
> > when a lady at the Sheetz MTO section
> complained.
> >
> > If we had a headache, lo and behold she would
> > give us an aspirin.
> >
> > If we had heartburn, she'd give us Tums.
> >
> > But no our bowels are the brown tabernacle of
> > undesirables. I hope this rude lady with
> superior
> > bowels, feels she accomplished great things at
> > the gas station. She should be ashamed.
>
>
> I completely understand Brown. Years ago I was at
> Busch Gardens and I ran into a first aid station
> because my bowels were bursting. They told me to
> leave and find a restroom, meanwhile they had
> people in there being treated for bee stings and
> minor cuts even a kid who was dehydrated but they
> turned me away because I had bowel problems. I had
> to poop my pants that day.
>
> We are second class citizens because of our
> bowels.

We are sadly the undesirable caste like in India. Even though we wash our hands after taking a shit unlike those dot heads.

Layla B Wrote:
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> No wonder the lady didn't put up with your
> nonsense. I would not have either. That's just
> gross.


What's gross? You have bowels. I have bowels. All of us have bowels.

Layla B Wrote:
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> No wonder the lady didn't put up with your
> nonsense. I would not have either. That's just
> gross.

So Layla, you shit ice cream and piss lemonade?

yeah I bet. You're probably the biggest stankho this side of the Potomac.

You are gross! This site is disgusting.

I woke up this morning and glanced at my phone to see those two little words that I love, "Liberal Leave". I get to stay home another day! Going to head over to Giant and pick up a 5 or 6 pound whole chicken and load it in my Ron Popeil set it and forget it rotisserie oven. I love to watch a chicken spin in there, getting all golden brown on the outside. Whole chicken with rice is not too hard on the bowels.
Here's wishing all the best to my BiB's.

Layla B Wrote:
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> You are gross! This site is disgusting.

You are a horrible insensitive pig. I bet your hygiene is atrocious and your gash smells like chum.

Don't listen to these scat lovers. Fuck you BEH. Enjoy Fun with Feces asshole!

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all. 5am guy checking in here a little early.
> 5am guy was just at Denny's and the roads are very
> icy. 5am guy saw plow/salt truck drivers stopping
> at Denny's to take dumps. There are not that many
> places to take a dump at 3 in the morning.
>
> All these icy roads means that 5am guy is going to
> get fucked. 5am guy is supposed to go home at 7am
> but the day shift people will not show up and 5am
> guy will be stuck at work.
>
> Although 5am guy just had a perfect number 4 he
> wishes you all the best of luck in the world of
> bodily waste elimination!


Speaking of truck drivers, Mrs. Dive and I were driving on I-81 yesterday and I stopped at a truckstop to take a dump. When I got back to the car Mrs Dive had been in the gift shop and she was laughing her ass off when she showed me what she had bought me.
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> You are gross! This site is disgusting.


I must agree with you, as these both conceited and immature individuals write ups, truly show you what buckets of scum they really are. This generation is a direct failure of the hippie generations lack of morals.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Layla B Wrote:
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> > You are gross! This site is disgusting.
>
>
> I must agree with you, as these both conceited and
> immature individuals write ups, truly show you
> what buckets of scum they really are. This
> generation is a direct failure of the hippie
> generations lack of morals.

And yet, Anon Doc, you keep coming back here. If you find it so atrocious, why don't you leave?

Layla B, I will admit this thread (as well as the site) are not for the faint of heart. My own take is this thread provides an outlet for sufferers to vent their frustrations and use bathroom humor to ease their minds about their difficulties. I fully understand if it's not your cup of tea.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Layla B Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You are gross! This site is disgusting.
>
>
> I must agree with you, as these both conceited and
> immature individuals write ups, truly show you
> what buckets of scum they really are. This
> generation is a direct failure of the hippie
> generations lack of morals.

How's the stinky finger doing?

I agree with Deadly, as our bowels betray us, and most with superior bowels feel that's their golden ticket to rub it in our faces.

My last "Doctor" visit, I couldn't crap for days. It was if I was savagely sodomized by that white trash in Deliverance.

A cunt, a quack and an incontinent walk into a bar.

The bartender says,

"well hello Layla, Anon Doc and Black Underwear'

Well the south side of Chicago
Is the brownest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
in case you need to go brown

Now the plumbing is nothing but trouble
You see it was installed about '54
All those downtown ladies carry a plunger
All the men got a toilet auger

And it's bad, bad if you have to go Brown
The brownest place in the whole damn town
Browner than a big acorn
Stinkier than a old dead hog

Jhonny Bravo Wrote:
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> Well the south side of Chicago
> Is the brownest part of town
> And if you go down there
> You better just beware
> in case you need to go brown
>
> Now the plumbing is nothing but trouble
> You see it was installed about '54
> All those downtown ladies carry a plunger
> All the men got a toilet auger
>
> And it's bad, bad if you have to go Brown
> The brownest place in the whole damn town
> Browner than a big acorn
> Stinkier than a old dead hog

Well done Mr. Bravo. You always make me laugh and smile. Thank you!

BEH Wrote:
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> A cunt, a quack and an incontinent walk into a
> bar.
>
> The bartender says,
>
> "well hello Layla, Anon Doc and Black Underwear'


I understand your frustration with your digestion issues, but it's not proper to speak of such bodily functions in a public sandwich place. That's just wrong.

You are all filthy. Just gross.

I had bratwurst with Mac and cheese. My night is going to be bad. Anyone know how to help my bowels? I'm afraid this might be the mother lode

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I had bratwurst with Mac and cheese. My night is
> going to be bad. Anyone know how to help my
> bowels? I'm afraid this might be the mother lode


Hey now! 5am guy finds that if he eats a heavy meal like that it helps to chug a bottle of water then take another bottle of water to bed and sip on it periodically. Water and digestion seem to go hand in hand for 5am guy.

Goulash. What a mess.

I feel as if the mucous is working a degree. There are some problems today. It will be fixed.

Just checking in and wanted to share something with the group. Had spicy indian food last night which decided it wanted to "leave" around 4 am this morning. As I sat there getting rid of a #5#2, I felt like 5 am guy and his early morning constitutionals...lol. Also, coffee did the trick again later this morning, and back to normal. Here's to an uneventful day for all BiBs!

Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Just checking in and wanted to share something
> with the group. Had spicy indian food last night
> which decided it wanted to "leave" around 4 am
> this morning. As I sat there getting rid of a
> #5#2, I felt like 5 am guy and his early morning
> constitutionals...lol. Also, coffee did the trick
> again later this morning, and back to normal.
> Here's to an uneventful day for all BiBs!


Fuck you BEH! !!

It's bad when the coroner pokes around your residence. I know the smell is awful but trying living with that and a torn rectum.

Bunsen burners do speed up the separation of putrid odors from the mucous. This week I'm working with beeswax, to see if this byproduct of human waste, can have a use as a hand salve.

The bratwurst oh man

Today was like a gift from God. Shortly after I awoke today I gave birth to something about the size of a 40oz malt liquor bottle. No medical attention was required and I felt great all day. Hard to believe that most people have no bowel afflictions whatsoever, oh how carefree their lives must be.....

Best wishes BiB's

Hello all, 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy usually goes to lunch at 3am and drops a load at 4am but tonight I had a emergency problem and had to call in a contractor around 2:30 so I skipped lunch. Now I feel constipated. I tried to have a discussion about bowels with the contractor and he looked at me like I was a freak or something and couldn't wait to get to his van and leave. People are afraid of bowel talk.

Bad day guys. More later checking for damage

Layla B Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> > A cunt, a quack and an incontinent walk into a
> > bar.
> >
> > The bartender says,
> >
> > "well hello Layla, Anon Doc and Black
> Underwear'
>
>
> I understand your frustration with your digestion
> issues, but it's not proper to speak of such
> bodily functions in a public sandwich place.
> That's just wrong.
>
> You are all filthy. Just gross.

I'd like to see what you look like, you pig.

I'll bet your perineal area is smeared with feces

BEH Wrote:
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> Layla B Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A cunt, a quack and an incontinent walk into
> a
> > > bar.
> > >
> > > The bartender says,
> > >
> > > "well hello Layla, Anon Doc and Black
> > Underwear'
> >
> >
> > I understand your frustration with your
> digestion
> > issues, but it's not proper to speak of such
> > bodily functions in a public sandwich place.
> > That's just wrong.
> >
> > You are all filthy. Just gross.
>
> I'd like to see what you look like, you pig.
>
> I'll bet your perineal area is smeared with feces


Fuck you scat smelling sacking lover!

Blackunderwear is angry because his pants are full of feces.

The mucous candles and lozenges have been produced. An extra test subject has volunteered for research. I'd like more but don't know how to market colon mucous, as a way of expediting the digestive process.

Ok, I looked at my entrails through the rectal mirror.

It doesn't look promising back there.

Tis a shame, that even with the midwives encouragement, I popped out a tar baby of immeasurable size. There was some ripping, and the bloody toilet paper confirms my asshole just went through a Herculean battle.

Rectal mirrors racial epithets. Sick. Just sick.

The Bunsen burners, I feel compelled to share my research, should be kept at a low rate. Disappointed I burned useful mucous.

Layla B Wrote:
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> Rectal mirrors racial epithets. Sick. Just sick.


Just dropped negros, wetbacks, and dot heads.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Layla B Wrote:
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> > Rectal mirrors racial epithets. Sick. Just
> sick.
>
>
> Just dropped negros, wetbacks, and dot heads.


Thoughts and Prayers, my friend.

Thank you Dive. It's a band aids on bowels day. Sitz baths and recovery from this gigantic shit that was oddly shaped, stinky and truly an awful struggle to go through .

Here's to your bowels being better!

Found another test subject, but trying to find more individuals with diarrhea. That carries the most mucous .

Turmeric continues to help boys. It's in the spice aisle.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Layla B Wrote:
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> -----
> > Rectal mirrors racial epithets. Sick. Just
> sick.
>
>
> Just dropped negros, wetbacks, and dot heads.


I rest my case.

Layla B Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Layla B Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rectal mirrors racial epithets. Sick. Just
> > sick.
> >
> >
> > Just dropped negros, wetbacks, and dot heads.
>
>
> I rest my case.

Does it make you feel better I took a dump in a Mexican space shuttle?

That being a Dons John. How are your bowels?

The Boss brought in about 200 dollars worth of popeyes chicken with all the sides for lunch today. Needless to say the turkey on rye sandwich in my lunchbox never saw the light of day. Now something's brewing in my gut. This wont be pretty.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> The Boss brought in about 200 dollars worth of
> popeyes chicken with all the sides for lunch
> today. Needless to say the turkey on rye sandwich
> in my lunchbox never saw the light of day. Now
> something's brewing in my gut. This wont be
> pretty.


Dive that's going to be so ugly it'll be modern art.

Can you take a photograph?

It's not looking good. Matilda is taking me in I believe a twisted bowel again.

Off to the sadist ass Doctor.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It's not looking good. Matilda is taking me in I
> believe a twisted bowel again.
>
> Off to the sadist ass Doctor.


Feel better brown!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It's not looking good. Matilda is taking me in I
> believe a twisted bowel again.
>
> Off to the sadist ass Doctor.


GI's are far from sadists. I do wish you a speedy recovery, but remember who's helping you.

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